#what's the batter with you

[flwrkid14]

Had the silliest idea while making breakfast.. what if Damian’s Favorite Brother is Tim, but for the Dumbest Reason...pancakes

My idea is that Tim is Damian’s favorite brother, but not for the reasons one might expect. It’s not because of Tim’s skill, his smarts, or his ability to stay three steps ahead in every fight. Nope. Damian’s real reason for favoring Tim over Dick, Jason, or even Bruce is much simpler.

It’s because Tim makes the best pancakes. Like, legendary pancakes.

Not even kidding.

One morning, Tim casually whips up a batch of pancakes in the kitchen—y’know, because Alfred’s off running errands and the rest of the family doesn’t know the first thing about breakfast beyond opening a box of cereal, and Tim's been feeding himself since he was six. So Tim steps up to the stove, and bam—fluffy, golden stacks of heaven.

Damian, who never really cared for breakfast, takes one bite of Tim’s pancakes and is sold. From that moment on, he’s obsessed.

“Drake, you will make me those pancakes again tomorrow."

And Tim just blinks, completely confused, but shrugs it off like, “Uh, sure?”

The next morning, Damian’s right there in the kitchen, bright and early, waiting for his daily dose of pancake perfection. By the third day, he’s even dragging a chair next to Tim, watching like a hawk as Tim cooks, making sure he’s using the right ingredients.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Batfamily is just like, “Really? This is the thing that bonds them?”

Tim, being Tim, just rolls with it. He doesn’t ask questions. If Damian wants pancakes, Damian gets pancakes. He’s just trying to survive his new role as “Pancake Master.”

But Damian? Oh, he’s serious about this.

Damian tells anyone who will listen that Tim is the only one who knows how to make breakfast properly. He’ll give the other brothers side-eye anytime they dare to suggest they could cook for him. Even Alfred raises an eyebrow, but Damian’s already set: Tim’s pancakes or nothing.

What’s even funnier is that when Damian gets pissed off at anyone, he refuses to eat their cooking. But Tim? Untouchable. The one person who can screw up as many times as he wants and still be in Damian’s good graces—because those pancakes? Irreplaceable.

So, while the Batfamily argues over strategy, patrols, or who gets to drive the Batmobile, Damian's priorities are clear:

"You’re all amateurs. Drake’s the only one who makes pancakes worthy of the Wayne name.”

And now, Tim’s been promoted to Damian’s favorite brother for the silliest reason imaginable. But hey, if the key to Damian’s heart is pancakes, Tim’s got that title locked down.

[bridgertonphd]

“I’ve always liked Lady Whistledown,” Penelope said, her chin rising until her bearing was almost regal. She looked to Cressida, and their eyes caught as she added, “And it would break my heart if it turned out to be someone like Lady Twombley.”

— Chapter 11, ROMANCING MISTER BRIDGERTON

[shaw-punsexualnerd]

Merchants have dental insurance nowadays, what's YOUR excuse

[clumsypuppy]

personal character design headcanons + brainrot

Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol

[katoska]

I'm fully convinced that the Master has been doing that whole thing where he announces himself to the Doctor and monologues about his evil plan - most apparent with Delgado!Master, imo, but he's not the only one - with the deliberate goal that IF things should go wrong and the newest plan blows up in his face, the Doctor will be there to save him.

Related headcanon: Those early D/M shenanigans reduced the Doctor's sentence by a lot, a reward for good behavior. I mean, it's not even a headcanon. The Timelords literally let Three use his Tardis again so he could deal with the Master. Because the Master had made himself the Doctor's problem. Because he just happened to want to conquer the planet the Doctor was exiled on.

[marcyonacross]

Imagine you spend your whole life working your ass off to succeed with your metal band, something you've always dreamed of. You get so much hate from both the mainstream media and from inside the metal community itself, but keep going and end up as a Grammy award winning musician with a sellout arena touring band and your own movie.

And then at your movie premiere, your so-called 'fans' go online and say you need a shower and that your wife should be having second thoughts because you had the audacity to grow your hair out...

... Tobias Forge really is stronger than any US marine to have to deal with this shit

[lobotomy-lady]

I want all of the "women abuse men just as frequently & severely as men abuse women" people to be forced to work my job for a few months so bad

[cursedwithcaution]

Human realm au? Religious themes? Supernatural horror? Pls do the rant 🙏🏻

WELL SINCE YOU ASKED here's the basic idea

[CW: Christianity, cults, spiritual abuse, homophobia, parental death]

Philip Wittebane is the pastor of First Church in Gravesfield, a small congregation with a long history and a reputation for outlandish claims of miracles—including the alleged resurrection of Reverend Philip’s nephew when he was a child. First Church was founded by Puritans in the 1630s and has been pastored almost exclusively by the Wittebane family line.

While most see First Church as just another historic New England church, there are some people in Gravesfield who see it for what it is: a fundamentalist death cult. Hunter Wittebane, on the other hand, sees it as the only reason he’s still alive.

Meanwhile, on the other, newer side of town is Blessed Light Ministries/Church (known colloquially as B-Light), a megachurch pastored by world-renowned televangelist Odalia Blight (and her husband Alador, but no one cares about him). Odalia is known for her passionate sermons on the blessings brought about by financial generosity aka giving the church all your money. She’s written dozens of bestselling books on how to be blessed.

Blessed Light Ministries put on the appearance of acceptance of marginalized groups, including the LGBTs, but behind the scenes, Odalia restricted her youngest daughter Amity from being friends with Willow Park after learning about Willow’s “homosexual” dads. Amity thinks she knows all about the corruption on the other side of the cameras, but it may be even worse than she realizes.

Luz Noceda never really believed in God, but especially not after the death of her father. Her parents had spent most of their money hoping for a miracle, only for Manny to die anyway. Meanwhile, Camila still believes, just not in the megachurch prosperity gospel. When she seeks out a new congregation to worship with, she and Luz find themselves at the front doors of First Church.

Here, Luz meets Hunter, the devout nephew of the (in her correct opinion) creepy-ass reverend. The morbidly curious Luz is immediately fascinated by the boy who supposedly came back from the dead, so she agrees to keep coming to this church (despite the heavy dread she feels whenever crossing the threshold).

Amity is the president of the Christian club at Gravesfield High School. She acts like a judgmental prude while secretly yearning for a different life. Luz, Willow, and Gus are “weirdos who stick together.”

Hunter has been homeschooled his entire life, but after meeting Luz he thinks he might ask his uncle if he can attend public school—for the sake of evangelizing to his fellow youths, of course! It would strengthen his faith! Philip reminds Hunter that God has big plans for him—that's why he was given a second chance at life, after all—and if Hunter were to diverge from those plans...Well, let's just say He may rethink that second chance.

So basically Philip runs a death cult that may or may not involve human sacrifice and Odalia is a megachurch swindler. First Church would be Puritan-adjacent, Blessed Light is your classic contemporary non-denominational church (think Hillsong or Bethel if you're cursed with the knowledge of those churches) ("Blessed Light" may or may not be an indirect reference to a secret third not as well-known megachurch...)

Everyone outside the cult church who knows about the alleged resurrection of Hunter thinks it's just a blatant lie. But the story is true, though some details have been changed by Philip, such as why Hunter was in that "accident" and how Philip managed to bring him back from the dead. (This is where the supernatural stuff starts to come in. I don't have super solid ideas for that part of it yet; most of these ideas are ones I came up with in the last few days.) Hunter has been raised (read: indoctrinated) to believe wholeheartedly in Philip's teachings and that all other forms of Christianity are demonic, and he especially hates churches like Blessed Light. So when he meets Amity, president of the so-called "Christian" club, he immediately hates her. Meanwhile, as the child of a preacher, she sees herself in him. Rosegold friendship my beloved <3

The Clawthornes have a major role that I won't get into yet because this is already really long and I'm not super solid on it yet. Raine is probably the band director at GHS. Teacher!Raine my beloved <3

Ending this here but if anyone has any thoughts or questions I would love to chat more about this :3

[creekfiend]

hey team what's stuff you can reasonably make in a regular type waffle iron. go

[doctorwhoisadhd]

melton campbell was my favorite Little Guy and i thought everyone should learn about it since i did so much math about its voicemail prevention stats :) fun fact! melton was only active for about 55% of the games where the fridays could receive a voicemail, and during that time it was the culprit behind 5 out of 21 singlehandedly-prevented voicemails (nearly 24%)! in fact, the rate of singlehanded voicemail prevention more than doubled in the games after melton became active (8/65 games before; 21/78 games after)!

[c-0f-chaos]

I’m the blog runner of only one of 3 daily OFF blogs (well now four since Enoch is here, albeit weekly).

Thanks for your comments on your reblogs. I look forward to seeing them everyday, and it makes me happy to know that this whole daily universe is making people’s day brighter. Sometimes it’s hard to tell with just likes (not that I blame nor force anyone to comment).

You can't imagine the joy this brings me, I look forward to everyone's daily post, they brighten my day and I look forward to seeing the silly stuff everyone does, and knowing that one of you is looking forward to my silly comments makes me incredibly happy! Thank you so much for the daily joy and for telling me this!!!!

[pickedpiper]

God kill me

[imagines--galore]

[aweirddreadfulterror]

He is like a weird bug to me lol :3 but Seriously tho, I’m so happy for the new release of OFF coming to switch and steam bc this weirdo has been on my mind since I willingly watched an Markiplier video that had this guy on the Thumbnail

[marereres]

sweet 16 !

[mothscotch]

hey guys remember that thing. with the stuff. the sillys

(ignore that this is a redraw i hated the other one so much i deleted the post. ah)