my t*ts are so grabbable but are they being grabbed? NO.
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(guy who fucking hates it when people feel bad for him voice) I'm only mentioning all this life bullshit to make people feel bad for me, probably
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bojack voice. oh shit I didn't do any of those things.
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graduating high school on friday and clearing out my school google drive ive had for 10 years. feeling weird and melancholic about it. im a completely different person and i havent changed at all
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when I broke my big toe my mom could not give less of a shit if she tried but my older brother has a blister on his toe and is he sure he can wear shoes? is he okay to drive? is he grumpy because his toe kept him awake? he should really see a doctor shouldn't he? widdle unemployed baby doesn't have to do anything if he doesn't want to because he has a blister. meanwhile I was working 18hr days and she specifically told me to not go to a doctor and to "just wrap it and power through" when my toe was straight up sideways.
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i don’t think you guys understand i am going to see my film besties probably in the next couple days which i am. SO excited about. and then i could see Film Bestie. at any point. definitely within the week. 😐 .
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made this great plan for the fact that im actually gonna be in town this week so i might as well book a physical copy of tlou2 and pick it up later to save money on digital purchases and JUST BECAUSE I HAD THAT THOUGHT ITS CURRENTLY CHEAPER TO BUY IT IN DIGITAL FORMAT THAN FROM ANY SWEDISH RETAILERS. GO FUCK YOURSELVES SONY
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wearing my 2014 rbr jacket feeling like ben affleck smoking dot jpg
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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