well i was trying to figure out whether i should take sulindac or ibuprofen for the fucking swollen lump on idefk what muscle on the back of my neck/head and the internet was so obviously not going to have the answer to that.
anyways according to the internet i have a chiari malformation and cerebral edema
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How to experience the WARDEN DARKNESS EFFECT in
REAL LIFE!!!
Step 1: Have an iron deficiency.
Step 2: Stand up.
There y'have it folks, now Minecraft can feel even more real! Simply stand up when you encounter the Warden in game, and you, as well as your character, will experience an overwhelming, majorly disorientating, short burst of darkness, completely free of charge!
Disclaimer: effects experienced may vary. It is also recommended that if you do not already have an iron deficiency, you do not attempt to lower your iron levels, as this may cause symptoms such as those detailed above, and a sense of endless fatigue. However, if you already have an iron deficiency, feel free to stand up and sit down to your heart's content. Effects increase when dehydrated. Also Not Recommended.
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crafting updates will resume soon! I had a bit of a health. thing. but I’ve got a tiny crocheted dinosaur almost done
(I do not know what exactly the health thing was, except that I messed up my hip a bit, but I think I might’ve had an adrenal issue flareup *without* an allergy flareup, which is something that’s never happened to me before? I’m okay now)
edit: I realized I did not put the warning in the notes, but I please, please do not take my salt issues as a normal baseline. The amount of salt I have in a day is at best ill-advised and at worst actively harmful unless you have similar health problems that require huge amounts of salt
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