#when i catch him he's so dead

[asagirisfavoritepen]

So a singularity is when 2 abilities cancel each other and make a brand new one.

Fyodor made a tripolar singularity made out of The Holy Sword, Amenogozen and Fukuchi. Which prolly means Fyodor is controlling said singularity. So he can travel time and space, and this is amplified by Fukuchi, BUT also some other thing that we don't know yet.

Also, Fyodor is possessing Bram. Bram is the King of Vampires, so he can control all the vampires. Which means that Fyodor can control all the vampires. Fun fact: HALF OF THE MAFIA MEMBERS ARE VAMPIRES. Unless Bram died which means that the vampires come back to normal. But wait! If that happens it means that Akutagawa comes back. But then wouldn't that mean he's dead??

Chuuya and Dazai are still in Meursault. Which is a prison in France. And who else is in France and could have access to the Meursault? Adam. Adam manga debut???

Meursault is a prison in France. But it is also a character from "The Strabger" by Albert Camus. New character??

Also, now it's obvious that Dazai is the only one that can kill Dostoievsky. But Dazai doesn't kill anymore, right? Yeah, I bet he will kill Fyodor. But how will he get there in time??? And like, when Sskk will fight him they have to make sure they don't kill Fyodor. 'Cuz otherwise they're screwed. What I don't know is what happens if they kill Fukuchi.

And they should just get Chuuya to end Genshin Impact Fukuchi.

Also, what about Nikolai? Where is he? Is he still in Meursault? Or did he leave? He didn't know Fyodor's ability because otherwise he wouldn't have made that game. But what if the poison kicked in before and Fyodor would have been killed by Nikolai?? And I know we were all waiting for Nikolai antagonist arc, but I think we're getting Nikolai redemption arc instead.

And if Fyodor's ability is the possessing thing, how the fuck did he kill Karma and everyone else on the ship??? Like, we know he killed that one cop with Nathaniel's ability, but what about Karma??? He wasn't working with Nathaniel back then!

Also, do you think Fyodor's goal rn is to possess Atsushi? I mean, Fedya is sure Sushi is the only one that knows where the book is. So like of he gets over Sushi he will know how to get the book.

And how come Dazai and Ranpo didn't see this coming??? Can't Ranpo figure out anything in under 60 seconds????

Also, you know how every time we see someone become a vampire their neck is bitten? (Aku bit Higuchi's neck, she bit Gin's neck etc). Well, Aku didn't bite Jouno's neck. He bit his shoulder. So Jouno is not a vampire. But he's not dead either. He's just passed out somewhere. He's gonna wake up and come beat Fukuchi's ass. I just hope someone tells him abt Dostoievsky's ability before he tries to kill Fyodor.

And why was Fukuchi still alive after his throat was cut and he was stabbed so many times but Akutagawa didn't get to live after his neck was cut???

So long story short: Everyone is fucked and I'm losing it.

[steakout-05]

apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.

this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!

[yukipri]

Boba Fett: That's some nice armor. Jango Fett: That's some nice armor yourself.

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[todayisafridaynight]

no ones ever gonna understand how much i love daigo doin this stupid shit after dissolving the tojo

[lesbianhughie]

hi i dont think enough people talk about hughie lashing out at butcher in 2x03 with his whole “get your fucking hands off me” and then when butcher backs off and leaves him there he CRIES??? HE CRIES. BUTCHER WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU

HES SO SAD. HES SO FUCKING SAD AND HE WASNT BUILT FOR THIS!!!! HE WAS SUICIDAL!!!!!! AND HE HAS BEEN THROUGH SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!! AND BUTCHER IS AT FAULT FOR LIKE A GOOD 80% OF IT!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!

[wellhalesbells]

the thing that fucks me up about rereading instructions for dancing is trying to pinpoint when it is that derek becomes obsessed with stiles and realizing the answer seems to be always. from the beginning. the moment they met. that poor bastard. he probably should have tried to be a little nicer about it, though, saved them both some hardship.

I think it slides so quickly from fear and annoyance that Stiles will steal Scott away to 'Oh no, oh fuck,' I'm not even sure Derek knows himself. Poor guy hamstrung himself by starting out with the 'I'm going to scare him away' mentality then wondering where the hell that went and trying to find it again through almost every subsequent interaction (while something so much bigger and so much worse - Derek's Thoughts™ - completely eclipsed it). Meanwhile Stiles also helps cultivate Derek's dickish-ness by assuming that original motivation to be his only interest in him at all, essentially until the moment Derek tells him he's in love with him.

Which is hopefully why it seemingly comes out of left field for Stiles and the reader, because that's what I wanted.

[villainsidestep]

evil beckers thought….. just how many autopsies Did they send chen ?

[musicalchaos07]

Jonathan Byers would release the frogs before they get dissected btw

[kyolypso]

NEW GREAT PRETENDER MOVIE IS SO GOOD BTW.

[capricornsicle]

"I'm going to tell you a story. Maybe it will sound familiar." Visionary x Insatiable x Status Asthmaticus x The Wolves of War

[thegoblinboy]

Trans Steve

So like I have had this ungodly obsession with a trans Steve who is very secret and undercover. Like not even Robin knows hes trans. I sort of headcannon that his parents arent supportive but like, Mr.Harrington really wanted a son to take over his buisness so if this means the only way possible he will. Of course not everything is available through the 80′s but what Steve is able to get done is done. (Top Surgery and Testosterone) 

But because there isn’t the greatest education for trans people he doesn’t think he can get pregnant. So he ends up having a slip up under some circumstances and hes now currently very sick from morning sickness. But thing is he still wants to stay hidden but he doesn’t want to hurt the baby. So he lies and says that he has the flu to the party and they all believe him.

He is convinced that he can stay well hidden, and he does. He starts to wear way more baggier clothes then what he normally does and he is super dysphoric over the entire pregnancy but he doesn’t want anyone knowing hes pregnant. There is obvious signs like the cravings.

He’ll constantly be sitting next to Argyle when he hangs out with him eating the strangest combinations there is. Argyle simply just accepts it and goes along with the fries dipped in ranch. Of course Robin gets a little suspicious because of course her friend is hiding something.That and he has been wearing way more baggier clothes then normal which isn’t a steve thing to do. So she is worried hes getting self concious of his scars. So what does she do? She sticks Eddie on him because coincedently he has the same ones. 

Steve can’t help himself but laugh when the other tries to give the other a pep talk which just turns into Steve giving Eddie the pep talk. (Literally the boy will be floating for years after this.) But each time someone comes close to guessing Steve confuses them. Literally no one thinks hes pregnant because hes a dude.

Though when he actually starts to pop out more he is having a increasing amount of difficulty hiding. He feels fat and his hands and feet are swollen and he cant stand it. He also gets very dysphoric and hates his clothing. So a conversation happens one day and thats how he finds himself buried in Argyles clothes. They feel like a actual guys clothes and he loves it. Of course Eddie hops in and lets steve wear a bunch of his baggier metallica sweaters. To be honest he just enjoys seeing  the other in his clothes. 

Though now Steve is having a difficult time standing up on his own, so now he tries not to sit. Which obviously fails. He sits and hes very embarrassed when it first happens. He ends up stuck on the munson couch while Eddie was in his room doing god knows what. He really has to pee because of the baby and the only one around to help him is Wayne. Wayne who isn’t dumb. Hes caught onto how strange the harrington boy was acting and cant help but be suspicous. 

Though it all finally clicks in the older mans head when Steves face goes a little pink and hes cradiling his stomach like its a baby. The sweater tightens a little around his middle and right there is a very obvious baby bump. Wayne is shocked and confused and thinks it isnt but he recognizes the signs of pregnancy. Eddies mother had very similar cravings Steve had, she couldn’t stand up on her own. Though he wasn’t sure his suspicions are proven when the boy flinches holding his stomach as if he was kicked. 

Wayne moves over and helps the other up with a knowing look and neither of them say anything. Though Wayne does when they are by themselves because he doesn’t want the boy to go in labor when he was by himself. So now Eddie is very confused as to why his Uncle was jumping up and around as Steves slave when he comes over. 

(I think I might do everyone elses reactions in a part 2 lol, I have been really wanting to write this but this is literally all the energy I can muster up to do) 

[mythicandco]

thinking abt the blorbos but they aren’t even rotating. they’re just sitting there and it’s very intense

[un-pearable]

i know he said infrastructure for future conquering but 100% eggman thought he was being ingenious planning out sentient trains lying in wait across the land to trap his nemesis. completely forgetting his nemesis is sonic The hedgehog (guy who can run literally anywhere he wants to go)

[bunnyb34r]

Boy oh boy my car is gonna be a shitload of money (: yay

[paigemathews]

Getting close to the end of that list now, but for the February ficlets prompt:

a charmed one with their ex bf in an unexpected situation (gen, again dealers choice of who)

Pairing: Paige Matthews & Glen Belland

Background Pairings: Paige Matthews/Henry Mitchell & Glen Belland/Jessica Belland

"Paige!"

The call was loud enough that several people looked over in annoyance, but Paige couldn't have cared less. Glen swept her into a hug while she laughed against his shoulder.

It'd been ages since she'd seen him, and so much had happened since. He seemed to agree as he pulled back, hands on her shoulders, and demanded, "You faked your death?"

"I can explain!" Paige immediately exclaimed.

"And were working for Homeland Security? When did that happen? And-" Finally noticing Henry standing behind Paige, he furrowed his brow and nodded towards him. "And whose that?"

Stepping back, Paige couldn't help her uncharacteristically shy smile as she introduced him. "Henry, this is Glen, my best friend. Glen, this is Henry. My husband."

"What?" Glen squawked.

[thornshadowwolf]

I don't remember why but I dreamed about looking up the common religions in different regions of Thailand last night