When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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Everytime I tell my mom more about my gender+sexuality mor of my personality comes out it a weird experience ngl
Anyways hpapy pride yall
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We're not appreciating the Weird Barbie enough. It's said in the movie that she helps everyone who need help while they always see her as someone who's not as good as them. She was friends with all dismissed Barbies and Kens, was there to offer support and safe shelter for everyone who needed it in Kendom, without her nothing in the movie would've been alright. When Stereotypical Barbie calls her "ugly and unwanted" she still helps her.
She was representing a woman in women's world who was pushed aside by other women because she didn't fit in but still had more wisdom and kindness than everyone who thought they're better than her.
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The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.
Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.
Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)
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Is it weird if I'm a cis guy but I want top surgery scars
It's natural to see the sexiest thing possible on a dude and feel desire
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Misogynistic law roadmap
Phase 1 <--you are here
Ban 'positive' discrimination in favor of women
Ban feminist ideology in schools
Restrict abortion
Phase 2
Increase evidentiary requirements for workplace sexual harassment claims
Permit positive discrimination in favor of men in university admissions and underrepresented jobs
Restrict FTM gender transition care
Phase 3
Promote traditional gender roles in schools
Permit gender discrimination in employment generally
Promote women marrying and staying home via changes to welfare and tax law
Restrict birth control
Phase 4
Increase evidentiary requirements for rape and sexual assault claims
Legalize public nudity for women and the appearance of nude women in media
Restrict lesbian marriage and cohabitation
Give HoHs custodianship over adult dependents (mostly women due to changes in employment)
Phase 5
Change voting laws so that HoHs vote on behalf of household
Restrict divorce
Legalize HoHs administering corporal punishment over household
Promote pregnancy via changes to welfare and tax law
Phase 6
Give husbands custodianship over wives
Legalize public sex
Legalize spousal rape
Legalize arranged marriage
Ban women's suffrage and office holding
Phase 7
Require that all women have a male custodian
Restrict women's clothing
Redefine rape to be based off of the consent of the woman's custodian
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the suits official snapchat story just posted this
the scenes included were the classic pineapple scene (s2, ep2)
harvey giving mike the emancipation case and jessica teasing about mike’s the one being emancipated from harvey, “baby’s all grown up” scene (s2, ep5)
mike having breakfast at harvey’s, ya know the super domestic scene (s4, ep 7)
mike barging into harvey’s place on date night with his days of our lives drama (another classic) (s2, ep2)
the scene from high noon when they arrive to pearson hardman high af (s2, ep10)
also a scene from s7 ep 1, where mike shows up to harvey’s office supposedly hungover? idk i didn’t get that one
anyways that was it and it definitely isn’t every time mike and harvey were more than friends, we all know this, but it was shocking to see that first one on my snapchat home page lol
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imo everyone who insists that saikis life was perfect and he was a spoiled brat complaining about nothing are just purposefully ignoring and misinterpreting the whole manga simply because they like other characters better and want to make up scenarios to make their fav seem like a precious little victim in every situation
its hard to explain but i see it happen a lot with specifically people who have dedicated accounts for other characters and constantly misattribute every issue to "saikis such a baby, my character has it way worse!" "saiki hurt my babys feelings once so i hate him!" "saikis such a spoiled brat, my baby has a way shittier life and never complains about it!" "saiki hurt my poor precious fav once so hes an abusive monster!"
and said "shittier life" that they "never complain" about is either the persons headcanons (literally made up) or... the character DOES complain about it and the person takes those words at FACE VALUE but ignores everything else, including things that actually HAPPEN right in front of our eyes
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