#which like. ew

[flying-cat]

no need to ban tiktok if meta is buying it. i'll just delete it myself lmfao

[kurj]

i often think about bringing the minoan fresco women back to life through drawing

La Parisienne / Minoan Lady / Camp Stool Fresco -> my drawing

[jb-nonsense]

important things to remember about Lucanis

the man is a short king, between 5'5"-5'7"

He is panromantic demisexual. Which means when he feels sexual attraction, he probably panics and wonders if he's dying for a second. (that's a joke.)

He in a canonical virgin. He ain't gonna be your dom daddy mafia boss in bed, sorry. And it does make sense with the Crows and if you read the Wigmaker job. It's hinted at that it's mainly elven assassins who are trained in seduction, not human. (now, if you wanna write him as having experience, that's your welcomed interpretation. But he does mention Rook being his first and only relationship. You can take that how you will.)

He is not your latino lover trope. Just because he's brown, doesn't mean he's sexual promiscuous and a suave flirty dreamboat get that out of your head. He is a fucking nerd who likes to cook, knit, and is obsessed with wyverns. He's got too much anxiety and feelings of needing to be good enough to be suave before confirming a relationship. Not to mention the shit ton of stuff he's dealing with.

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

introducing bing and also larry. wahoo

in my version larry is bings nephew. bings (significantly older) sister heard hes a scientist now and was like "oh my darling larry you should go ask your uncle for an internship!!"

[clockworkreapers]

Tales From The Gas Station Vol 3

[fairsweetlonging]

thinking about crowyuan saving liu qingge from his qi deviation and disappearing before he can fully wake up so he won't be recognized (him being a demon and all), but it causes liu qingge to accidentally mistake him for shen qingqiu.

there is a massive fight during the next peak lord meeting, with liu qingge accusing shen qingqiu of saving his life and not taking responsibility for it as if it's a war crime, while shen qingqiu keeps denying he had anything to do with it and if he had saved liu qingge, he'd be rubbing it in his face every chance he got.

it escalates and escalates until liu qingge, red with embarrassment and anger, points at shen qingqiu and says "you were cradling me in your arms!" and shen qingqiu explodes.

mu qingfang tries to calm them down by saying that perhaps liu qingge hallucinated, which is not uncommon for a qi deviation, but that sets off some of the other peak lords who now start teasing him for "dreaming of shen qingqiu coming to rescue him", and of course that only makes it worse.

liu qingge refuses to let it go and starts bringing shen qingqiu his victories to try and pay off his debt, because he is an honorable man and he will not let shen qingqiu get away with this!!

meanwhile shen yuan is watching it from a distance wondering whether he made it better or worse by stepping in.

[givemedamage]

ultimately!

[brodyfoxxsmassivetits]

matt and his girlfriend

sketch lol!!^

Did not MEAN to dodole them but I blinked a the beast took me over so yea whatever go free my mattuardo.. started thinking about them again

+unrelated old thing of preppy duin n emo matt cause...well I just wouldn't have any other reason to post them any other time

semi sorta ish suggestiv doodle underr cut

nothing explicit

[idalenn]

The previous ones were so far removed that they may as well have been strangers from distant worlds; ones who went left, not right - agreed where she'd stuttered. But, this apparition was kin. Her words ran warm with self-satisfaction and dripped certainty like over buttered bread. Something arose in the Warrior of Light's stomach: light, or bile, she knew not which.

[crystallizsch]

i think ortho deserves a cute little partner to fawn over

as a treat.

[ingravinoveritas]

Social media comments of the week: Every comment is better than the last...

[leonature]

[pansyfemme]

i misplaced my dick :(

[luneemeritus]

A lot of people criticize the 1992s "Bram Stoker's Dracula" because of the romance between Mina and Dracula, that doesn't exist in the novel. But that detail is precisely why I love this movie. Because Gary Oldman's Dracula truly loved Mina, but that didn't redeem him. His love didn't make him a better person. He is still a monster, a villain, a murderer and an abuser. He has done horrendous things to innocent people for so many centuries... but that doesn't mean he is uncapable of loving someone. His ability to love doesn't redeem his character nor makes his villainy lesser. He is a dangerous villain to everyone else except Mina, and she knows it, this is why she didn't chose to be by his side. It also gives a better explaination of his motivation rather than the pure xenophobia of the original novel (not that Francis Ford Coppola's version is any less racist, the way they treated the Romani people is awful, but at least this Dracula has a motivation that makes sense).

Besides, this movie has so many qualities and is such a pearl that I think it's unfair to dismiss all its qualities because Dracula and Mina had a thing for each other. The movie doesn't condone Dracula's villainy.

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

POINTS

ANOTHER POLYSWORLD ENJOYER /pos

REJOICE!! POLYWORLD BE UPON THEE!

[littlefankingdom]

THEY KILLED MY BOY?! THEY KILLED HIM WITHOUT HAVING ADDRESSED HOW MISS "I WANT TO BE NORMAL AND NOT TREATED LIKE A WEIRDO" WAS TREATING HIM EXACTLY HOW SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE?! WITHOUT ADDRESSING HOW THEY WERE ALL FINE TREATING HIM LIKE SHIT FOR BEING A DEMON AND NOT HUMAN, EVEN THO HE WAS NICE?! ok, cool, great.