#who’s on first?

[garuda4321]

So, Reddit is a truly wonderful place. Especially the Destiny community. Some weeks the infographic gets a lot of criticism. Other weeks it’s just silent. And then you get weeks like these that end up being my favorite.

As you know, I put the image of the nightfall weapon next to “reward”. This weeks is the fusion rifle, Loaded Question. Now, here comes the fun part. Someone asked me what the weapon was. Bungie does not normally let me make these jokes, so I had to take it.

I will have you know this guardians INITIAL response was even better. “What do you mean it’s a loaded question? You made this, what do you mean that it’s a loaded question?”

[alarminglybad]

Haha, classic Galbor

[antvnger]

Ohhhhhhhh! Oh yeah okay okay I get it now. I was wondering if his name was Who. Kinda like the whole “Who’s on first” bit from Abbott and Costello, you know?

If you’ve never watched it before or heard the bit, I totally recommend it. It’s hilarious!

Anyway, thanks for the info @ultimategamernerd I was confused. By the way, is there like more than one umm…more than one The Doctor?

Because I keep seeing different people.

[secretly-a-catamount]

The only thing I dislike about Epic: The Musical is that the guy who plays Odysseus doesn’t sound anything like the people from Who’s On First?

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[blackwoolncrown]

I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism

"who do I decide to give it to? everyone needs help! I can't help them all!"

You're not the only person they're asking!!!!!

If you choose one person to help that day, a bunch of other ppl choose others

stopping to overthink your inflated importance as an individual versus one in many is what's giving you paralysis

the more you burden yourself as an incapable hero the less you all act as a group-- which is the exact answer you're looking for

fkn close your eyes, scroll on OOB and donate to whoever you click on first

you're not god, it's not your job to save everyone

JUST DO SOMETHING

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

[alarminglybad]

Haha, classic Galbor

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[fairydrowning]

– Noor Unnahar, Instagram account "noor_unnahar"

[TEXT ID: / [Lemons] / My father's mother loved lemons. Years after her passing, / we run out of everything, but never / lemons. / Nothing else shelters grief / better than memory. / It's my father way of saying, / even in your absence, you will be / cared by me. / END ID]

[aromantisk-fagforening]

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

[mwagneto]

aint no WAYYY THEY JUST TRIED TO SAY THAT. not even "the doctor's" but doctor who's in general 💀💀 so now that they have a disney contract every single gay thing (which they've had for fucking decades) is gonna be a huge big huge first gay thing ever!!1!1!1!! event??? like yeah there's a very specific significance to it i get it but what the fuck do you mean😭 jamie pull up the files

[ciderjacks]

contracts written in blood

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[digitalcarcrash]

rocky horror was ahead of its time Not because of the blatant queerness but because frank n furter's castle was wheelchair accessible