#whoa.... whooooaaa...

[aria0fgold]

Well... I uhh-- I... I... that was-- well... that... huh... Iiiiiii neeeed to go back to act 4 after this.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Tough on Cosmic Horror

Laird Barron: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the story of eldritch forces beyond mortal ken Lovecraft: oh this is my favorite kind of story! Barron: of course the protagonist is a big tough manly man's man Lovecraft: what

Barron: this guy is a real rough and tumble fella Barron: loves beer and broads and bowling Barron: shoots guns Barron: drives a real cool car real fast Barron: was one of teddy Roosevelt's rough riders

Barron: this guy is a real macho dude Barron: this guy eats lightning and shits testosterone Lovecraft: i can't relate to any of this

Barron: and his name is Ramsey Graham Tananarive Moreno-Garcia Barron: Oates Hendrix Vandermeer Blatty uh Barron: Bloch

Barron: he's out doing manly things with his friend Bram Broadus Matheson "R.L." Keene Lansdale Barron: and his other friend Koji Carlton Saul Machen SanGiovanni McCammon Koontz Koontz: hey! my name's Koontz too! Barron: that's not a coincidence, boy Koontz: whooooaaa! Lovecraft: um excuse me? Lovecraft: Laird? Lovecraft: i believe you misspoke? Lovecraft: when you said buff man's man Lovecraft: surely you meant to say reedy academic? Barron: no Barron: no i did not

Barron: look, i think we can all agree Barron: the nerds have run cosmic horror for too long Barron: so i say Barron: [tearing shirt to reveal a second shirt with a NO SMOKING sign over a nerd]

Barron: no nerds! Lovecraft: b-but Lovecraft: you can't have cosmic horror without reedy academics who faint constantly! Mary Shelley: now this guy Shelley: this guy, i like!

Barron: and guess what else? Barron: this guy wrestles gorillas... and wins! King: and wins?!? King: wow! this guy sounds super tough! Poe: that is pretty tough King: boy! i'll bet if anyone is able to stare into the cosmic void and NOT go insane, it would be this guy! King: i would bet money on that! Barron: well, i got some bad news for you steve

Barron: this guy might seems pretty tough Barron: but even this super tough guy can't look into the cosmic void and come away unscathed King: whoa! Mary Shelley: ok back up there laird Shelley: exactly HOW tough is this guy? Shelley: cuz i think i could do it

Barron: actually, mary, it turns out that no amount of toughness can prepare you for the cosmic void Barron: not even Ramsey Graham Tananarive Moreno-Garcia Oates Hendrix Vandermeer Blatty Bloch could do it Shelley: Rip to that guy but i'm different

Shelley: now if some cosmic void tried to make me go insane Shelley: [brandishing shiv] i'd just stab it Shelley: right in its unknowable mystery!

Barron: sorry, mary, but no knife can save you from the cosmic void Shelley: my knife's different Barron: Barron: what's different about it Shelley: its owner Shelley: that means ME Barron: Shelley: bam! right in the unknowable mystery!

Lovecraft: laird's right! it's not about stabbing! Lovecraft: it's about mental fortitude! Lovecraft: the mental fortitude only possessed by reedy academics of an Anglo-Saxon persuasion! Shelley: ugh we're back to this nerd shit

Koontz: what about William hope Hodgson? he's REALLY tough! Koontz: he's like the toughest guy we know! Barron: William hope Hodgson? Hodgson: [swallowing 4 dozen eggs] you say my name, pipsqueak?

Koontz: there's no one as burly or brawny! William Hope Hodgson: as you see, I've got biceps to spare! Koontz: not an inch of him's scraggly or scrawny! Hodgson: and every last inch of me's covered in HAIR!

[theuncannybookdragon]

WoT s3 ep 6 reactions:

I continue to enjoy the sympathetic villain route for Liandrin, that opening scene was brutal, and really shows how the Shadow takes advantage of people

YIPPPEE!! WE'RE GETTING MAT IN THAT OUTFIT!!

Aiel vertical garden?!?? WHOOOOAAA

DAVRAM BASHERE MENTION (not by name, but STILL!!)

WHOA ELAYNE!! Girl's really doin some quality undercover work

THOM'S BACK!!

"Well that's just my face" Typical Nynaeve! We love to see it!

Ewwww, Moghedien... that's GROSS!

Shiiit, Faile's mother was a darkfriend?!

OOOOH, they're still doing the Fain Whitecloak plot!

Does Mat get that hat from Thom then?? Or?

ELAYNE SINGING?!? SLAY GIRLYY

WE'VE GOT PERRIN AND FAILE ACTION

I think Mat and the man who gave him the bracelet should have kissed tbh

Oh NOOOOOOO... NOT THE COMPULSION

NYNAEVE V MOGGY- SHADOWING

Theeeeere's the Randegwene breakup

Sammael?!? What are you doing here!?

AVIENDHA CHANNELING GOES SO HARD

Yyyyeah, I saw Alsera going :(((

[spideyhexx]

ULTRASOUND GEL COMMENT WHOAAAAA WHOA WHOOOOAAA yeah

H DA DBHDDBDBY YEAHBYEAH

[mtcloudsworld]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOOOOAAA

HOL ON HOL ON HOL ON

Are you fucking serious?

Are motherfucking serious?

Y'all just...

I'm starting to think this is just more than what anon is speaking on...

I'm starting to think y'all just can't handle the fact that we exist... honestly y'all can't. Y'all just can't understand why we eat, sleep, shit, fart the same as y'all do.

Y'all can't handle the fact that we're thriving and breathing and trying to make a living out of ourselves and have some type of intelligence, we're creative, this, that, and the third─

YALL JUST CANT HANDLE IT!!!

just wanna let you know all ur "friends" or mutuals u think like u talk shit about you. you think you run sinners tumblr when ur just dogshit. you think the !readers / older!smoke is yours and that people can't use them when u own nothing. I WILL USE THAT SHIT IF I WANT TOO YOU FUCKING MONKEY, STUPID BLACK BITCH LMAOOO

woahhhh this couldn't wait until AFTER juneteenth ??? lmaooo.. i said this in many ( since deleted ) asks but i will say it again, i dont own them no nor do i own older!smoke ( idc u guys can write about him all u want ) but i do think it comes down to basic respect for how hard i work on ALL my !readers bc they are made from MY creativity and mine alon... calling me out my name is wayyyyyy crazy

also pls know that i just dont care about if someone is talking shit about me or not lmaooao

[a-love-poet-at-heart]

In other news i found this on ebay

And i 100% bought it cause anthony head is freddie in the chess one. Im gonna cry im so happy, like my holy grail of playbills

Also a real steal for all 8 of them for only little over 20 bucks. Like some of those playbills have judi dench, ian mckellen and maggie smith in em. Someones gotta be really into that and want em

And the seller including a pic with some of the list of cast? A++, all playbill sellers need to do At Least that, or just a pic of full cast list

[pastabot]

adrenaline in my soul

kissing vince’s ass will unfold

whoooaaa whoa whooooaaa

[m41z135h1pz-moved]

KINDA REALLY FUNNY im watchin a video abt victorious and everytime they talk abt the character andre i tense up like WHOA ANDRE???? LIKE ANDRE LEE WHOOOOAAA

[thecaptdynamite]

Cardin kicks the door down: "WHOOOOAAA WHOA! WHOA WHOAOOAAAA!" While wearing a blue wig and cupcakes titties

Jaune: *Brushing Pyrrha's hair*

Pyrrha: *humming*

Jaune: What's that?

Pyrrha: What's what?

Jaune: What're you humming?

Pyrrha: *blushing* O-oh nothing! Just something my mom sang me when I was young.

Jaune: Hmm. I think I've heard it before?

Pyrrha: I- I'd be surprised It's not that well known ...

Jaune: Really? I swear I've heard it before.

~The next day~

Jaune: *Busting the door open* IT WAS FUCKING CALIFORNIA GIRLS!

Pyrrha: I'm Sorry!

[aria0fgold]

Reading "A Study in Scarlette" is so fun despite its terrifying length. It feels like I'm reading a murder mystery novel, it carries the same atmosphere that Detective Conan has in the older episodes of it (when some of the cases get quite Brutal despite the lack of gore). Mmmmy poor son Kaito... he suffering in this fic (and Conan actually but I love Kaito too much now, sorry Conan).

[penny-anna]

WHOA, we're half way there WHOOooAAA, livin' on a prayer

[silveny-dreams]

Dex: why does everyone always assume Sophie has a plan? What if one of the rest of us has a plan for a change?

Forkle: *folds his arms* very well, Mr. Dizznee, what did you have in mind?

Dex: whooooaaa whoa whoa that was hypothetical, I got nothing

[agentbuggy]

whoa…. Whooooaaa!

*Buggy follows but then instantly gets distracted and wanders the wrong way while Oleander wasn’t looking*

Woooaa… can ya show me some of the plants?!?

*Buggy starts shaking her hands excitedly*

They’re really cool!! Also you look neat as well! I’ve never met someone like you before!!

[They seem a bit overwhelmed and rub the back of their neck. It seems they haven't had too much attention towards them.]

"Well, I guess I can show you around. You should wear these. They're quite poisonous if you touch them."

[They hand you another pair of those elbow-length gardening gloves]

[gffa]

Regarding the "Pilgrims of Jedha" section of thing you just posted: Do you think the 'Brotherhood of the Beautific Countenance" are people who met Anakin once and now worship him as a deity? 😂

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT AFTER READING THIS, BECAUSE IT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.LOOK AT THIS GUY’S FACE, NOT ONLY IS HE THE CHOSEN ONE, LOOK AT HIS FACE:

BUT IT’S NOT JUST THAT GUY.  YOU KNOW THEY ALSO MET THIS GUY:

AND WERE LIKE “WHOA, HOT”.You know they were on Jedha at some point during The Clone Wars and accidentally got roped into being the latest incarnations of the Beautific Countenance, which Obi-Wan thought was HILARIOUS when they looked at Anakin and immediately declared him a deity and swarmed him, UNTIL ANAKIN WAS LIKE, “HEY, HAVE YOU MET MY FRIEND, THE VERY HANDSOME MAN STANDING NEXT TO ME?” like the rat bastard that he is.  And then it was Anakin’s turn to laugh as they swarmed over Obi-Wan and went WHOOOOAAA THE GODS HAVE BLESSED US, TWO DEITIES COME TO BLESS US!!! SO MANY BLESSINGS!!!  BLESS!!! and Obi-Wan was very stoic in the face of it, but Anakin could see how much he wanted to sigh and scrub a hand over his face.

[thechasefiles]

Whooooaaa whoa whoooaaaa The Rastafari Freedom Party is nominating Ras Lumumba for the Presidency of the Republic of Barbados. “He is a man for the youth, a man for the people & a man for the land and future!” Looking like Bongolights & Lumumba have a campaign slogan for the next general election. I can’t keep up with these two at all. I ain’t telling no lie I cackle out hard 🤣but yuh know what? This is the beauty of democracy. I love the fact that Barbados is a country where the people can freely express themselves with candor. Mia will either be having a good laugh or stupsing!! #thechasefiles #raslumumba #rastafarifreedomparty #freedomofchoice #republicofbarbados #manofthepeople #manfortheyouth #manfortheland #manforthefuture #miamottley https://www.instagram.com/p/CTrSl3zLfxxsHB-mqPqn7POhNVdE1C3AgtmW4w0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[lepuretta]

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WHOOOOAAA NOOOOOOOO

         “Whoa no! Don’t worry, Ryuji-kun! I wouldn’t do something as gross as that!”