#whoo thats a lot

[enderwoah]

WRITING COMMISSIONS!!

It’s been a long time coming and rather heavily requested, so I finally (finally!) took the time to open up a Kofi and throw my hat into the ring of writing commissions.

If you don’t know me, hi! I’m Ender. I’m a fanfiction (mostly oneshots) writer for the MCYT community, primarily focused on content regarding the Life Series/Hermitcraft/Empires members. Some of my best works (as deemed by readers) include:

this limited life bad boys oneshot (hurt/comfort, jimmy + grian-centric, 4.2k)

this DSMP crimeboys oneshot (hurt/comfort, tommy-centric, 3k)

this empires s2/hermitcraft s9 ranchers oneshot (hurt/comfort, jimmy + tango-centric, 17k)

this fae AU mumbo-centric fic (mumbo-centric, 25k, 4 chapters, incomplete but now updating again)

…along with my longest and most popular fic, to write is human (c!tommy goes to hermitcraft, tommy + grian-centric, 125.5k, 22 chapters, incomplete).

If any of that stuff interests you, maybe check out my commissions! As I am an MCYT blog, all commissions will be MCYT for the foreseeable future. :D

SERVERS I WILL WRITE FOR:

Life Series (3rd Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Real Life)

Jimmy and Grian focused works are my strong suit, but I can do just about anything when it comes to AUs.

Hermitcraft (Seasons 8, 9, 10)

Grian focused works are my strong suit, along with s10!Joel.

Dream SMP

Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, c!Wilbur, Techno, and Philza focused works are my strong suit.

QSMP (events/characters up until the end of the first Purgatory event)

Outsiders SMP (c!Owen focused)

Empires SMP S1 (e!Scott focused)

Empires SMP S2 (e!Scott, e!Jimmy, e!Pix, e!Shubble focused)

This list is subject to updates! New servers come out all the time, and some might fall out of favour. I'm also willing to write about any characters not listed, just ask!!

WHAT I WILL WRITE:

Platonic relationships

Familial relationships

Canon divergence (“This person dies instead of this person,” “this event doesn’t happen,” etc)

AUs (modern, college, coffee shop, mermaids, fantasy, etc)

Fluff

Hurt/Comfort

Angst

Whump

Horror (I’ll try my best o7)

WHAT I WON’T WRITE:

NSFW ANYTHING

Detailed gore

Torture

Romance (sorry, not yet)

Anything that I deem uncomfortable in the moment!! I reserve the right to refuse a commission if I so please.

PRICES:

1k Words or Less - $10

1k - 2k Words - $20

2k - 3k Words - $25

3k - 4k Words - $30

4k - 5k Words - $35

I’m capping it out at 5k for my own sake. It might increase once I have more consistent writing habits, but, for now, that is the absolute limit. If I end up going over the words you commissioned, I will not charge more (because that would be unfair). I’m also only having five slots open at a time so I can actually complete things in a timely fashion.

Payments must be made directly through Kofi! When requesting, please give as specific of a description as you need for the fic. If you just want something set in an AU or something general (“ranchers domestic fluff,” “monoduo bonding,” “Bolas Rojas fantasy AU,” etc), that’s perfectly fine, but expect it to take longer since I’ve got to come up with the idea from scratch!

Given that I am in college, it may take a while for your commission to be completed. If a month has passed and your commission isn’t at least 2/3rds of the way done, you’ll receive a full refund.

And here's the link (again)! Thank you for supporting me! :D

[starrbee]

can you tell me some more about Dragonkins?

Do they have powers?

How powerful are they?1

(Warning there’s gonna be a lot of info! Also imma condense your other ask into here! Bc the Source Dragonkin are involved in the background of the Average Dragonkin so yea)

A bit of basic info -So dragonkin are a magical species, meaning they use magic to mimick the abilities of dragons! -Dragonkin are created through 2 ways: the normal way (reproduction) and through corruption in the magic! (Basically if you learn their magic, you gain their mutations)

-Dragonkin have a proficiency in Elemental magic! Generally sticking to one, creating different factions that learn different elements.

—— the difference between Elemental power and Elemental magic: elemental power has a quicker response time and requires less energy and the energy replenishes faster, Elemental magic generally takes longer to cast and takes more energy! (Basically controling vs asking)

-Magically induced Dragonkin generally take after the dragon they learnt from (EG. Ampu takes after a departed dragon, even though they use wind E magic)

-Magic proficiency also extends to other areas, so healing and mental based magic is also learned.

-they can turn into dragons! It’s pretty cool :)

-also the Shintarans are descended from the original Dragonkin, leaving them with their wings, sharp nails and pale skin.

Lore:

the source dragons, after creating the first dragons (and oni? Ig?) wanted to create a species to pioneer change and be a constant between realms, so they created the Dragonkin as basically the prototype humans. The first 7 were dubbed the ‘source’ Dragonkin. They were the link between the source dragons and everything in the first realm, kinda like prophets or mediums? The source Dragonkin I have created thus far are Melus-Water(or whatever the what’re SD is), Blaze-Movement, Lilli- Life (also adopted sibling of the FSM), and Boreas- (whatever the Ice SD is)

the source Dragonkin tried to stay neutral in the Oni-Dragon war, often having to babysit the FSM. But that didn’t mean there wasn’t infighting. See each Source dragonkin had their own faction, each mirroring the quality they represented (Blaze wanted his people to keep moving, Lilli wanted to nurture life, ect). The problem was that they had a bit of a difference in opinion on what to do with the humans, (this isn’t helped with Boreas marrying and having children with one, but we move on) see Blaze sees them as weak, so his Allies back him, and Lilli thinks they’re the future, so their allies back them! So basically it’s a Cold War among the factions.

soon the Oni-Dragon war caused the destruction of some of the factions camps, causing them to be forced to work together and get along. This is around the time The FSM goes on to create the realms other than the first realm. After the realms are made the Dragonkin spread out between them.

currently I have a few Dragonkin OC’s and I encourage people to make their own! I’d love to see them!

Here are the ones I’ve developed:

Ampu- departed MI Dragonkin, Learnt by mimicking an actual dragon’s attacks. (Yea theirs is a weird one, where they didn’t actually mean to, but it happened anyways. Boreas swoops in and helps out tho-)

Silver/Arlo- an In-Progress “Water” Dragonkin, being taught by Melus and is taking a strangely long amount of time coming into their mutations… (they have a big key to a part of the lore that involves Fate and how the magic works and stuff but it’s still a WIP so I can’t really say much for now :3)

Boreas- The ‘Ice’ source Dragonkin, gentle but strict. Went with the FSM when he created Ninjago, and was another parental figure to Wu and Garmadon. Currently helping out Ampu

Melus- ‘Water’ Source Dragonkin, lives within the realm of mysterium, but travels to Ninjago regularly. Has their own students but has Arlo as her main one. Her and Blaze mirror Kai and Nya.

Porcelain- Boreas’s daughter, Mains in Water magic with a side of earth. Boreas thought they were dead. What a surprise when the find each other!

I haven’t really thought much about Lilli and Blaze but yea that what I can think of at the moment!

THANKS FOR ASKING I NEEDED TO GET THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM!!!!! Hope you like it :))))

[pikslasrce]

the cant do people thing about dating is so real i literally need to close into my tupperware and leave once I'm properly marinated until im ready to have people speak to me again. so relatable

literally 😭😭😭 i could go probably ages without talking to people and id be okay save for the horrors

[villruu]

about to start my tim wright era, anyone want anything from the store?

[legobatjoker]

♫ e/r (so u can be annoying !!! <3) (it is annoying /pos to me btw :])

THANK YOUU KISSING YOU /p !!!!! ok im gonna go with Boy Who Has Everything - Annika Bennett

[saturno-sol]

For Quezal: 💖❌ 💋🌹🍒 🍑🧡⭐📀💛🥝💚🌠💙🍇🔮🍆🌸🎀💗

I love that the emojis make a rainbow fnsdajkfd

HEHEHEHEHEHEH

:3

💖 Has your OC ever been in love, be it romantic or platonic or otherwise? Who with and did they ever express their feelings or keep it private? How long did these feelings persist / do they still feel this way?

Yes she has! Both Platonically and Romantically though she herself wouldn’t think about it in terms of platonic love. She deeply cares about Jaune and would do anything for them, the practically grew up as siblings. Theres a respect there for them too, they’re a p tuff scorpion and she admires their resilience. She keeps it p private tho but Jaune knows she loves them.

As for romantic love its Chantilly :3 definitely was a slow burn and it takes her a while to truly admit she has feelings for him but she gets there dkfkskdk. Its no secret that she loves him tho after that, try as she will its plain evident she’s soft for him.

❌ What kind of things would end any relationship for them? Is there a history behind why these things bother them? Could they ever take someone back despite this? If so or if not, why?

Any sort of betrayal would definitely turn her sour, its the one thing that she values and if someone goes back on their word or wasnt sincere to begin with you can bet she’ll already be at the ready with her claws and teeth bared. Definitely not coming back from that chief.

💋 How affectionate are they with their friends? Their family? Their romantic partner(s) (if they have any)? Are they more physical or emotional when it comes to displaying their affection? Why?

Moderately affectionate! Romantic affection is strictly reserved for in private ndkfks, her pride’s too high to warrant any PDA that isn’t a show of dominance. However she will be a lil affectionate to her family out in public, esp her kids. And she’s definitely a more physical person, purrs and nuzzles and grooming, she likes the closeness of it.

🌹 How easy is it for them to connect with others and make friends? On the flip side how easy is it for them to make an enemy of someone? Are they the kind of person who hangs around the food table at a party and never talks to anyone or are they the type who can talk to anyone?

Friends? Not really, she can count the amount of people she considers friends on her hands. But definitely can make enemies very quickly, she commands respect and if it isn’t given then dont be surprised if you’re on her secret shitlist.

🍒 What kind of things do they expect from their relationships? Does this differ between platonic relationships and romantic ones? Is your OC “demanding” or a door mat? What kinds of things do people expect from them in a relationship?

She expects trust and respect in any relationship! Thats her bare minimum jdkfks. She’s definitely a demanding person but isn’t too much of a bitch about it. People expect her to take charge usually, and those she sees eye to eye with are given the same trust and respect back.

🍑 Where is your OC’s favourite place to relax or calm down? Recount a story of their time spent in this place! What makes it so special to them? Is there anywhere your OC hates to go to? Anywhere that stresses them out or have negative memories of?

She loves going to the training grounds to cool off after a particularly exhausting day, but her favorite spot is the very top of the Desert Palace, perfect for stargazing and just lounging around. She likes the view it gives her and the best part is that its quiet.

She hates, absolutely hates going to the canyon her first form lies in. She sealed it shut for a reason and the decaying body makes her feel not so good.

🧡 Who is your OC’s favourite person? Why is this person the top of their list and have they actually met them (an idol or rolemodel or celeb can be someone’s favourite after all!)

Favorite person tends to fluctuate between Jaune or Zenai-yel, because one is best friend and the other is her mentor/adoptive mother.

⭐ What is your OC afraid of? Any crippling phobias or some such? How do they act when scared and what helps them calm down? Does anyone ever find your OC scary? Why?

Anything choking or sharp near her neck, her shit dad, and losing her family. The choking is pretty crippling for her, if she feels like she’s choking she will either shut down or freak out until the feeling passes. If she’s truly upset and scared she’ll go and hide in a den hole for the foreseeable future and lash out at anything that comes near. What does help calming her down is being alone or if its really dire having someone she trusts console her.

And oh definitely, many many people think she’s scary because big angry wyrm can rend you to pieces easily.

📀 How easy is it to shock your OC? To confuse them? To lie to them, to manipulate them? How are they with feelings of trust? Can your OC be trusted?

Not that easy! She keeps a p calm facade and won’t let anything shock her out of her focus. But it is easy to confuse her, especially with things she doesn’t know about. Lying and manipulating her would be a death sentence, but it would take her a bit to realize it. Trust is everything to her and she’ll uphold her ends of deals.

💛 In general, how in control of their emotions is your OC? Do they have a good hold on them or do their emotions control them, not the other way around? What do you think is the reason behind this and is your OC ever concerned about their lack of or good control?

She’s pretty in control of her emotions, but she does have PTSD which makes it hard to regulate the bad ones. She does get concerned and ashamed when she gets scared or upset because she feels like she has to be better than that and as a result she won’t let herself process it. A lot of emotional stunted growth here.

🥝 What does a bad mental health day look like for your OC? Walk us through it with them. What kind of things can help them out of this slump and what kinds of things comfort them when they start to feel like this?

A bad day always starts in a panic, a need to run and hide and be as small as possible. She’ll go full on survival mode and not eat or drink or do anything but hide. She’ll get snippy with people and freak out at all physical contact. Most of the time it really just takes time for her to calm down enough to snap out of survival mode so that Chantilly can actually reach her to help her calm down. But after that usually a small meal, a bath, and some blankets piled on her will make her feel much better.

💚 Talk about some of the traumatic events in your OC’s life. These events can be ones that have happened to them or a loved one. These events can be minor or major.

Oh hunny there are so many.

Why dont we start with her dad attempting and successfully killing her old body when she was very young? Or having to kill all her siblings to fulfill a deal with the Heart? Or having to realize she loved a man who died amd left her with a child to raise? The stress of him coming back? Her son getting hurt by a being that hunts her kind for a living?

Theres many things :)

🌠 Who was your OC’s first friend? Do they remember them or are they still friends now? Talk about some of the people your OC has lost contact with over the years. Do they have any regrets about losing these people and would they revist them if they could?

Jaune-dar!! Still friends :3. Any people she lost contact with are either dead or …dead. Yeah dkfksk.

💙 What did your OC want to be when they grew up and why? Did they have any lifelong dreams or ambitions they never got to work on or are they currently working to achieve this dream? Has their life taken a very unexpected turn and put all these plans on hold for a while or have they given up on any dreams?

She really didn’t have a goal other than to kill her father jdkfkskfj. Pretty much the rest of her life has been unexpected happenings that she’s p happy to have.

🍇 Day or Night? Sun or Rain? Summer or Winter?

Day, Rain, and Summer :3

🔮 Star gazing or cloud watching? Hand-holding or snuggles? Early mornings or late nights?

Stargazing, snuggles and late nights ☺️

🍆 Tea or Coffee or Hot Chocolate? Sweet or Spicy? Fruits or Vegetables?

Coffee, Spicy, and Fruits!

🌸 What does your OC’s voice sound like? Their laugh? Are they good at singing? Do they have an accent?

Her voice is p rich, slightly raspy if you listen carefully. Her laughs are more barks than outright laughter, but same as her voice, p rich and low. Id say she’s moderately good at singing, she just doesn’t sing. And yes she does have a spanish accent :3

🎀 Do they wear a specific accessory with a special meaning behind it? What is their usual fashion sense like? What do they wear when they want to be comfortable and what do they wear when they’re going to a fancy party? Or do they just not care?

There really isn’t a specific accessory, unless you count whatever marriage jewelry she was gifted to by her husband. Her usual fashion is flowy outfits and dresses with patterns in them, comfortable outfits include practically nothing but a shawl or skirt while she gets decked out in gold and jewels for parties/ceremonies. But she mostly doesn’t care and lets Chantilly dress her.

💗 What would your OC say is their best feature? Why? What do their friends / family / lover(s) / people they know think is their best feature and why?

She’d probably say her feathers, she takes pride in preening them to perfection. Chantilly would say her gorgeous eyes or handsome figure and her kids would probably say how strong she can hurl them at couches djjfjd.

[glosskirt]

how bts would respond to you calling them by their full name 🤭🤭‼️ | OT7

namjoon

the message delivers the feeling of fear and cute perfectly 👌👌👌

seokjin

bro is NOT scared 💀💀💀 or maybe he is🧍 idk

yoongi

im getting very much "?" vibes from him man🤒 not much reaction but the feeling of fright is present ‼️

hoseok

now thats what i would call frightened 🤭 tbh id do this a lot just for this treatment 🤔🤔🤷🤷

jimin

bro's timbers have been shivered, question mark? bro is on his knees praying out of fear, question mark?

taehyung

wow! what a 🌊 👋 of emotions! all in one message! bro is tingling in his boots

jungkook

fear??? love??? flove???? mate i don't know but whoo i LOVE this energy🔥🔥🔥

and YES i am posting again hello i thought this concept was quite funny 😈

[luvhughes43]

boyfriend | quinn hughes x actress!reader

request: Quinn fic or insta edit where everyone thinks y/n is dating jack because she’s always around him or in the back of his pictures but it’s just bc reader and quinn are both pretty private about it 🤭

note: i changed it up a bit but i hope u like it!

njdevils

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njdevils VAN vs NJD, actress yn ln joined us today to drop the first puck of the game! stay tuned🏒😈

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fan01 OMG???

ynoffical i had so much fun! thank u for having me❤️

fan02 yn in her hockey era?

fan03 now hear me out... her and jack hughes..

jackhughes

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jackhughes this weekend📸✌🏻

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fan04 what is yn doing with jack hughes

lhughes_06 now hold on...🤨

fan05 JACK HUGHES AND YN CONFIRMED???

trevorzegras yaba daba doooo☕️

fan06 IS THAT YN LN ON THE LAST SLIDE???

_quinnhughes 💙💙

ynoffical

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ynoffical thank you so much theacademy for having me at this years 95th oscars ceremony! i had so much fun and i am so proud of my wonderful costars and peers for the amazing work everyones been doing🫶

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hallebailey stunning

ynoffical miss u🥲

fan07 where's jack hughes?

florencepugh you look gorgeous❤️❤️

ynoffical thank youu! you were beautiful!💙💙

fan06 the blue emojis... do u know who else uses blue heart emojis...🧐

fan08 MOTHER!!!! YOU LOOK SO GOOD😭🙏💗

ynoffical

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ynoffical some behind the scenes from the past week..🤭

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madelyncline soft launching [blank] i see...🤭🤭

ynoffical 🤭🤭

fan08 WHOO??? WTF?? ISTG IS IT JACK??

_quinnhughes glad u had a good time at the oscars

ynoffical i had a lot of fun after too ! 🤭

fan09 are we all just going to ignore this comment or...?

fan10 she's dating jack hughes = confirmed

jackhughes who's that guy in the last picture?🤔

fan11 OH ITS DEFINITELY HIM LETS GOOOO

_quinnhughes

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_quinnhughes giggling? i think thats what the girls are doing nowadays

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ynoffical WHY ARE U EXPOSING ME😭😭

_quinnhughes u look cute wdym!

ynoffical you're lucky i like you.

_quinnhughes only like?🤔🤭

fan12 WAIT WHAT???

fan13 HAS SHE BEEN DATING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME???

jackhughes finally !

_quinnhughes 🧍‍♂️

jackhughes dont lie i know you've seen my insta comments lately

trevorzegras LETS GO QUINNY🔥🔥

lhughes_06 i can't believe quinn is actually dating someone famous

bboeser its unnatural

ynoffical

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ynoffical since were exposing each other here's a hard launch ! (and no i am not dating jack hughes)

tagged: _quinnhughes

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jackhughes super cute _quinnhughes

ynoffical NO BECAUSE WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE??? HE LOVES ME I SWEAR😭😭

madelyncline my favourite couple ever🫶

ynoffical i love u sm😭💙

fan14 YN AND QUINN OH WOW😭🙏

lhughes_06 there's no way

_quinnhughes luke you've literally met her?😭

_quinnhughes I love you💙💙

ynoffical i love you !💙

fan15 can't believe youve been in love with quinn this whole time and everyone was saying u were with jack😭

[insertsomthinawesome]

AIGHT 2 People said they'd be interested in seeing it so here it is!! ^^^^ Left is the old one ^^^ Right is the New one So the old one isn't bad per-se. Just to clarify. I was having a massive issue with the colors not looking right (the shadows are kinda yellowy and red-ish Purple-ish when they should be more blue I believe) and I couldn't find a quick fix for it. After thinking it over i just decided to start over cause there were already other things I wasn't as happy with. The fact that the view point doesn't really focus DOWN on them, but is at this angle which incidentally seems to lead your eye up into the upper left Angle Caelus's Face wasn't exactly too my liking, nor was March's. I wanted March's hair to a LOT more spread out and messy. Her arm pointing up towards the stars felt kinda odd and out of place, it feels like its stealing a disproportionate amount of the Canvas. And most importantly I wanted it to have a sorta, whimsical, magical feel to it? And while the first one is Good ART it feels a lot more grounded. a Lot more like a photograph if you will. This isn't a perfect 1 to 1 since the New One is completely rendered while the Old One never even got that far. But this gives you an idea of what happened!! Honestly I'm really happy I took the time to re-do the whole dang thing. It was intimidated, I tend to worry about getting stuck and never getting back to things. But the New one honestly didn't take me very long, and I'd made enough mistakes I was discontent with on the old one that it felt like starting over would be more worth it in the end. And I ended up being right so! WHOO HOOO!!! SLDFJSDLKJGLSDGS Anyways thats all from me o7 Thanks two the individuals who enabled me alsdjfLKJGSD I appreciate the interest :D

[a-v-j]

how many versions of Auto are there? and if there is an Error!Auto or Fatal!Auto?

"Whoo! Thats a whole lot of ass of lines ive ever had in like, well, EVER!"

"But the artist behind got a bit tired so stay tuned for part two, if there's gonna be one, hehehe!"

"And ya didnt hear this from me but, there was actually a rumour bout a...*whisper* fatal!auto but dude was never actually seen but hey! The universe is large and we cant say mermaids dont exist just because we only discovered 5% of the ocean, amirite? Hahaha!"

[lickmycoffeecup]

TMAGP 28 spoilers

WHOO BOY, there was a lot going on this episode. It went by very fast. I still need to sit down with the transcript at some point.

First off, YO FUCK THIS VERSION OF TREVOR HERBERT.

Who would have thought being a homeless, vampire hunting, occasional drug addict would make you the more endearing version of yourself? But here we are. I would kill to get a version of TMAGP Trevor’s life, just to compare him and TMA Trevor. Cause damn, something can really be said about how things shape us.

His comment about “someone of quality” made me want to pop his tires.

But it was so nice hearing his VA again, welcome back Trevor Herbert.

Second off, FUUUUUUUUUCK GWEN.

I’ve never liked her, and GURL YOU ARE MAKING IT SO HARD TO TRY. YOU KEEP LETTING ME DOWN. Part of me feels like this might be her acting as a double agent, BUT SHES BEEN SO CAGEY THIS WHOLE TIME, I HAVE NO IDEA.

Either way, snitches get stitches, honey. Watch your back.

But uh, WHOSE THE “concerned third party”?

As someone who works for the government, nah, thats exactly how I thought his visit would go. I loved them all chatting about it after the fact 😂

Pan Celia? More likely than you think.

I’m sad so much was happening, this little reveal went over my head. Shout out to The Yelling Zone server for enlightening me.

Sam has been my favorite pretty much from the start. I’m also a failed gifted kid, and that shit hurts. You get all this hot air blown under you as a kid, about all your talents, and intellect. Then when you don’t meet their standards, and you don’t fulfill all that potential they said you had, they stop feeding you hot air, and you just slowly sink. No one catches you either, they’re not mad, just disappointed. Its soul crushing. I can totally understand why Sam would run towards the horrors, anything to prove that it was something else. And not that he just wasn’t good enough.

His statement helped give a lot of context as to why he immediately got drawn in by OIAR cases.

I also wondered if maybe he might be adopted? His comment about “being what they wanted,” being special, made me wonder.

Always happy to see [ERROR] come back around, but what were you even doing there honey????? I really don’t understand them.

It went by do fast this time around. The dread is mounting for the finale. I’m not ready 😭

I need to do a write up for numbers in alchemy, since my theory of getting a TMA voice in ep 28 turned out to be half right.

Anyway, thanks for reading!

[fishy--friend]

Hi! Welcome to the pond!

My name is Fishy, your new best friend! I am transmasc (neoboy whoo), neptunic and i use he/they pronouns! I like Gravity Falls, Seren, my moots, drawing and more! I am pro choice, pro palistine and obvi i support gay and trans people!!!

pfp by the lovely @daily-bipper-brainrot^^

unfortunately, i am not answering asks about Gaza.

my hobbies are:

annoying @astralphobia (and my other moots)

art

singing

writing

rambling about little aus of my aus

nickname guide:

Seren: @astralphobia

Sars: @sarosthewizarddude

Biro/Cryptic: @cryptic-platypus

Kenz: @spaceumbredoggos

Some fun facts about me are:

My favorite character of all time is Bipper (i just think hes neat)

I am a nonreligious angelkin

I live breathe and die Gravity Falls

ADHD go brrrr

My favorite animal is fish i love fish so much theyre so cool they can survive underwater without having to go up for air and theyre so scaly and cool and i love them sm i love to watch them and theyre so tasty too i love fish forever and ever and

This is mostly reblogs!

I think that's everything... oh and I believe to be Bill's reincarnation. Oh and I have disassociation issues. Oh and I post lots about my aus Return to the Falls and Tumblr Falls. Oh and 3 versions of myself (me, Bill and Ireen) run this blog. We call ourselves the Holy Hivemind. speaking of which~!

Idk, there's just 3 versions of me bouncing around in my brain and apparently thats not normal. i think its called a system when its like that? so uh yeah this is the Holy Hivemind system i guess. you might be wondering in your own crainum, "how can i tell who is posting?" which i have made a handy guide for your poor soul!

Me, the main personality! (is that a thing? Ireen and Bill rarely take over unless I ask em to) I go by Fish or Fishy ofc! My pronouns are he/they and you can tell its me because I either use correct capitalization or none at all! I usually dont color my text but when i do its blue!

Bill, the only character pulled from the media and second in command! He goes by Bill, One-Eyed King, your majesty, you get the gist. He hates being called Billy though unless its from one of our close friends like @cryptic-platypus or @spaceumbredoggos. He uses he/they/it/neo pronouns and you can tell its him because HE TYPES LIKE THIS! SOMETIMES HE EVEN COLORS IT ORANGE TO MAKE IT CLEARER!

Ireen, the newest member and deriving from my angelkin shit! They go by Ireen, Holy Spirit, and Angelic One! They use they/it/neo pronouns and you can tell its them because they type rather formally and use larger words that the other two would have to google in order to understand. It also likes to change the color to blue or even purple how it pleases.

we hope you stick around!

[supermaks]

Hello would u be able to elaborate on Pastry Boy? I wanna know ur thoughts

Pistachio been giving aussie raikkonen regen wid a button nose for some time hes so funny bro got p3 in suzuka which is like an incredible result and another display of the type of veteran performances hes been putting in as a rookie , and I honestly expected him to just not even show like glee on the radio like when i heard that lil 'whoo' i thought WOAH!!! oh shes going crazy in there!!!!!!! He always sounds and looks likes hes off a p£rc and we're being too loud for him. Also u can tell hes like Smart smart so hes got a good sense of humor and feeds off his own dispassionateness really well. its one my fav pro athlete vibes and hes just a ROOKIE so I'm excited to c how his presence grows especially in an annoying loud ass team like mclaren and next to like to lando norris who is basically like an evil pomeranian. I think oscar has really done well integrating into that environment after the way danny ric left and the way he came in, being another aussie, he just kept nice and quiet, let lando lead the narrative, laughed at his jokes, played sweet and pleasant, and slowly but surely built a space for himself on track. Thats how u do it. To me that shows his quality as a driver but also as a player in the f1 game, which can be just as important sometimes in terms of how ur career goes and who wants to work for u. Nobody really ever cared about him 'betraying alpine' or whtvr but because hes actually performing, he won that situation regardless. Webber knows a thing or two about getting shadowed by much stronger star power, prolly has good advice on that too. So I think theres a lot of potential here. Hes obvi rookie of the year, and if mclaren has made the leaps they've hinted at these past races, hes got the car to end the season as an all timer rookie period. I hope he does I fuck wid him heavily and also I need lando to be challenged dramaturgically

[hearts401]

Tell me everything about zombie AU now

whoo boy theres a lot

EVERYONE IS HUMAN BTW!! (unless i say otherwise)

William Afton, a famous doctor known for creating incredible cures, makes something regrettable. A virus. It wasn't 100% unintentional. He was experimenting, the outcome was born from curiosity. Then, it got out somehow and began infecting people.

His three kids were at home alone when it happened (William works pretty far away, and was staying out of town for a few days) they fled and decided their best bet was to find their father in hopes he could make a cure. easier said than done.

On the way, they meet Dave Miller (NOT WILLIAM), who isn't all that he seems. Michael doesn't trust him, but he wins over the younger Aftons immediately. it doesnt help that evan especially is close with dave, considering evan doesnt trust/like mike.

Meanwhile, Ballora Afton is living her best life when the virus hit. She managed to escape her packed city and hid at a school, where she found six kids.

Charlie, Cassidy, Jeremy, Fritz, Susie, and Gabriel.

She decides to protect them.

Then William finds the school too, seeing it as a good place to hide, and is face-to-face with his ex wife and six different children.

One of which is Henry's.

William has been unable to contact Henry recently, and assumes he is dead.

Which means Charlie is alone. So he decides to stick with Ballora and the kids.

As for the three star fam, they were together when it hit, but circumstances seperated Gregory and Vanessa from Freddy. They find Cassie and Roxy, their friends, and they help them.

in a series of unfortunate events, they are killed. possibly.

they eventually find evan, badly injured and all alone, and take him in. Gregory helps him out, and they take care of him. after he explains his situation to them, they agree to help him find his dad (he thinks mike and lizzie r both dead)

at the same time, william and the kids attempt to escape the school. turns out thats not so easy. theres a lot of people around them.

of course, someone was gonna get bit. that someone was charlie.

cassidy tries to save her friend, but william forcefully pulls her away, saying charlie is a lost cause. cassidy is upset iwth him over this and harbors a lot of anger over it.

(That's not the end of charlie btw >:3)

after they finally escape, they wander looking for supplies and stumble across mike, exhausted and unconscious and hurt, and william is overjoyed to see him, but his siblings are missing.

michael does not elaborate.

eventually, ness greg and evan meet up with will ballora mike and the mci kids. and elizabeth comes back in her own special way

for now, everything else is a secret/not planned. have the refs for the afton kids + dave

the masks are from dave (except michael's.)

[teadrop-12]

I really love the headcanons they're honestly so spot-on and very fun to read through if its not too much can I have hcs from you of my girl Dos🙏🙏🙏

YYESSS MY BELOVEDDD OMG omg u already know a lot of hcs n u made me have a lot more so ty 4 that omg

right off the bat. does not get along with kids. either that. or she is the cool mom to them. but her experience with every kid in the show says otherwise

her real name is MAYBE Dahlia.

bi. 100% bi, with a preference for women

terrible at math but good at everything else

when i said shes bi i mean like. kinda stereotypical bi. with like the leather jackets and also falling head over heels with a woman at first sight but it takes her months to actually start to like a guy

like. i adore acaiberry right.

and rizdos

but u know how dos went and infiltrated MATA and Bakar tried to flirt with her n like she was uninterested. what if like she ran into the most ethereal woman ever (geetha,,maybe i dunno,,,,just a suggestion,,,)

and that just causes her to almost fail the entire mission because of ONE OLD ASS LESBIAN

well geetha isnt that much older than her bc shes like,,,the same age as rizwan?? apparently?? but this isnt about her

owns a motorcycle. much cooler than rizwan's, like its got purple lightning on it and stuff.

if i was to compare her to a toh character shes like eda and lilith combined. like she takes wildly unnecessary risks but also completely stoic and unwavering at some.

but really she also reminds me of elle from tlou2

has a lot of jewelery, just rarely wears it

i said before she is not good with kids but her skills at makeup and being fucking awesome are what get her by. like she can get any kid to like makeup and motorcycles in three hours

really close with trez, again, thanks to you bella i have this headcanon. but like hes like her brother, maybe they grew up together?

she brags about being in a band but really she was only in it for a month (girlfailure)

never really caring unless its someone she knows like family, like MAYBE Trez, Rizwan is an exception

either she doesn't like music or she listens to heavy metal, but like with her partner she'd have their own music taste in her playlists and stuff

whoo time for some cringe dark heartwrenching headcanons!!

when she was in the numeros she was unknowingly cloned because before rizwan she was the strongest of the numeros. but that backfired bc it turned out to be a child.

and im not saying who that is because bella you know this headcanon all too well and no one else can know until i've fleshed out everything but a hint is she was homeless until MATA

like the clone ran away when she thought she'd be terminated and thats why she was homeless.

genuinely cries a lot when she thinks of losing people she loves. like she'd go in private and cry her eyes out and come back like nothing happened

when she dated jenny she had a plan in the back of her head to run away with her and off the grid from the numeros.

we all know that can't happen now

shes been through so much shit as a kid and always thought she was so mature and that she should have been able to handle it so if she ever has her own like single or adopted or with someone i dunno, she would cry because she realized she was that small and innocent once and she didn't deserve that

i hate it here

i might be projecting

i dont even have this many headcanons for my spiky haired daughter

i might be projecting on this one a little but i also got this hc from a comic by catboymoments

anyways!! i think thats all for now but if i think of any more i'll add them ilysm bella also feel free to ask anything else!!

[official-otter-detector]

HEY GUYS!!!!!! Call me Ocean or Storm, though I go by many other names too, I use he/she/they/it pronouns plus a couple neos, and I love otters.

Here I shall be detecting otters in posts! Because I love detector accounts! And I can totally remember to do this! Yeah!

My favourite audiobook cd as a kid was the otter who wanted to know

I want to be a marine biologist when I’m older, hopefully specialialising in sea birds or marine mammals, which includes (da du da daaaa (that’s my epic reveal tune)) SEA OTTERS, YEAHH!!!!

I’ve never seen otters in the wild but I have seen them in many wildlife sanctuaries and sealife centres, because I visit those a lot :)

You might know me from others of my blogs, I run a fairly successfully (what is it I do again?) ah yes! I run a fairly successfully gimmick blog pretending to be a place, which is to say I have at least ten followers :]

FAQ (no one has asked me these questions):

Q: why did you choose to make this blog?

A: I love otters! So much! And I felt that this would be an easier gimmick than my other detector blog

Q: you have another detector blog?

A: yes! I’m @corvid-detector !

Q: ohh kay so why did you choose to use different names, and why is the tone here so different?

A: that is two questions! I chose to use different names because I have a small name hoard and I like to use different ones for different blogs, and the time here is so different becauusseeee….! I don’t know! I’m just like this! Sometimes I am very quiet and calm and reserved and sometimes I am enthusiastic and over the top and yeah! It just depends on factors beyond our control! Whippie! That’s a cross between yippie and Whoo! I like how it sounds in my head!

Q: right. What’s your favourite species of otter?

A: SEA OTTERS THEY HOLD HANDS IN THE WATTEE WHILE SLEEPING SO THEY DONY DROFY AWAY ANS FHTHEY TIE THEMSELVES DOWN WITH KELP AND THEYRE SO ADORABLE LOOK:

(Link to image credits : https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sea_Otter_(Enhydra_lutris)_(25169790524)_crop.jpg . This is also the image in my profile picture. )!

But I also love Asian short clawed otters, I see a group of them a lot at an animal place I frequent. They’re so adorable also:

(Image credits: https://www.flickr.com/photos/mibby23/48808050013 ) oh hey! It has a video there also???

Thats so cool!

Well imma wrap this up!

And please follow the only rule in the bachelor man bible while you’re here: don’t be a dick :)