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What if the organizing of the cases in the O.I.A.R being different from how they were organized in TMA with the original 14 entities is causing a remanifestation where the separations between the new entities are completely different. What if by organizing the cases and they are single-handedly driving this universes interpretations of the fears. They aren't categorizing existing things, they are creating the boundaries.
#tmagp#reading through some other theories and this occured to me#because theres no way they are still robert smirks 14/15#it wouldnt make sense from what weve seen#so the question is: are they one big fear entity again#or have the lines between them been redefined#and what if the oiar is manipulating those shifting differences and causing them to manifest more concretely#just as fundementally different categories of fear than before?#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#we established already that there was power from collecting statements and gertrude specifically devoted her time to making the archives#messy and hard to find things in#to delay progress#why couldnt that still be true
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Quick re-do of a 4 year old piece
#to test my abilities... no jk#I mean kind of lol#I WANTED To test my abilities but then I couldnt think of anything#so then I just redid an older piece#I remembered the old one started black and white and then I did effects over it so I did that again#cause I just wanted to play around with lighting#and I think its pretty obvious how much I've improved#I also only spent like an hour on the second one#wasnt trying to make anything amazing here#just trying t make something that reminds myself how growth can look and feel#important stuff to do as an artist#I'm still sick btw lol#I love how when youre losing your voice everyone goes 'wow you sound terrible'#I get why. I sound terrible. but its so fucking funny like. culturally#like holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you !#but its polite and empathetic#I havent been getting work done on account of is sick#actually not entirely true#I did a good bit of work for we were legion and some for TTA too#but it was just no drawing work#all writing work#which theres just a lot more of to for wwl than for tta#anyways#we were legion#zagan#art redo#art improvement#spent easily twice as long on the original thats a skill upgrade roight there
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Happy 20 year sobbing in the car anniversary to mr. brightside
#the real premonition was that yes we'd still be listening to the same music 20 yrs later#they just couldnt see why#like a true oracle#mr brightside#songs that get white ppl turnt#hot fuss#the killers#2000s#2000s nostalgia#2004#20 year anniversary#millenial humor#millenials#alt rock#alternative rock#new wave revival#post punk revival#brandon flowers
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sometimes a yaoi man who is drawn in a way that looks more like a spider than a human being can be so personal
#when michiru sonoo made mito a princess in a tower kept safe by everyone around him and therefore imprisoned in his own frailty I Felt That#extremely called out by the whole thing really#sometimes you read a manga and plunge immediately into comical levels of victorian-era romantic malaise. this was one of those times#and i cant even read the whole thing properly yet lmao. lmaoo#i wish she wrote f/f because her writing just reaches into my chest and Grisps and i think if a yuri made me feel seen the way her works do#it would rewire my brain permanently#momo talks#edit from a few days later i just found an old fanbox post of hers and i need to talk about it so here will do#she thinks of mito as strong.#oh my god he's STRONG.#iku says it a million times and i just never heard him because i was too busy woobifying mito and therefore myself. he's a tyrannosaur#in her own words. he is only ever angry quietly but he is a strong strong man.#it's true that the people who loved him could never help him because they were afraid they'd break him#because he didnt know how to ask for help and they never offered it#so they just left him there. in a tower.#in a trunk.#for twenty five years in the darkness.#they couldnt help him BECAUSE they loved him so much and that's why he needed iku. but i. augh#it bothers me. because what spoke to me most was his frailty because that's how i feel#and the idea of being rescued from my own frailty by someone who i could open my heart to and help heal in my own way. appealed.#but she doesnt think of him as frail.#she thinks he is strong.#it's like the camera shifted. i am strong too.#if she made him and put me in there somehow and thinks he is strong. then i must be too.#i have had my years of darkness too and i never stopped searching either. i am still searching. i never stop trying despite everything.#i am still in my trunk and nobody knows how to help me either because they love me.#they loved him too much to risk breaking him. and the distance that agonises me that i can't close because i fear breaking myself#is the same thing.#delete later#<- ironic use of tag so i can find this later because i never do end up deleting any of these.
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i'm going to say this untagged but seeing new fans' shattered images of max as a nice guy and just talented (not dangerous on track) kinda gives me satisfaction.
#i pointed out once like max said slurs and albeist a reason why i didnt like him and he is a dangerous driver esp towards lewis#and they were IN DENIAL#this was a fan on twt they were like it couldnt be true he is so nice#babe i've been here longer and i even sent proof and you still denied it like-#who could hate him? ME#I COULD HATE HIM#although i did mellow out since there hasnt been any incident lately UNTIL THIS
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my reaction to that information
#whoever wrote this isnt providing an actual source for the claim either but theyre allegedly reliable so . um.#What if we all died#i said before htat i guess theres a chance this COULD be true but i was still hoping it was fake because like .#ive always hated it in fan castings sorry. i never got why people thought he'd be a good fit#and keanu reeves has been on my mental list of ''people they should NOT cast as shadow'' ever since the second sonic movie came out#why couldnt it have been an actual voice actor come on man.
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#still thinking abt that scene in the underdark where xan is (force) propositioned by that drow lady#and while his first response is shock/apprehension ('*me*??')#radri loses regulation over the volume of her voice going 'what?! no!!' louder than anyone's ever really heard her before#when challenged though she can't come up with a drow-valid reason why hunrae *can't* just take xan#(yes i just now remembered her name lmao)#the thoughts 'bc consent??' 'he'd hate that' '*he's mine he promised*' keep getting translated into an ineffective verbal 'you just cant'#so xan saves himself and falls into a worse mood after it and radri falls into an equally poor mood at how she couldnt do anything/she can#never really do anything can she#oh but there's a kind of equivalent/reversal moment when radri's offered a 'night with one of with phaere's males' as a reward#and xan is just silently panicking/trying to reassure himself with 'she wouldn't' 'she'd hate that' 'she loves me... right?'#radri honestly has an easier time with the excuse this time bc she's not feeling as much panic/pressure as earlier#but the excuse that comes out is along the lines of 'uh monogamy is custom in my city and i already have a male--'#'NO no not one of these guys in my party!! (don't look too closely at them!)'#'i prefer not to travel with him! to make the reunions sweeter...??'#xan's mind catches on 'i prefer not to travel with him' and he gets in a bitter mood bc that might as well be true--#bc really what use is he when he can't even do anything to help/save/protect her despite being right by her side#the underdark has them both on an internal monologue of 'i hate this' but while xan's is mainly towards their surroundings#radri's is almost entirely inward & so isnt eased the moment they reach the surface like xan's is#xan x radri
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Of course, when I'm trying to sleep at 3am is when I finally figured out how to fix that transition scene that I've been stuck on for months, thank god I have docs on my phone
#ace writes sometimes#writing process#GG#C16: frosted affair#those transition/bridge bits at the start of and end of chapters dont tend to trip me up for this fic#but for some reason i have been struggling to make any progress on this one for golden girl its been a nightmare i constantly get stuck#and just when i think ive got it i get stuck again and every time i try to come back to it i still have no resolution#for where i got stuck last time#id already shut everything down for the night accepted i still wasnt going to make any progress#did a little reading in bed before finally deciding nah im going to sleep now so of course not even ten minutes later#my brain is giving me a play by play resolution to whats been haunting for whats probably going on nearly a year now for just this part#i was trying to ignore it but i couldnt risk it so i had to grab my phone and transcribe it before all was lost#obviously the solution was weather talk in true british fashion 🙄#but hey ho progress has been made! thats something at least#this is why i have the damn google docs app on my phone in the first place for all the times ive inconveniently been attacked by scenes
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just told my not-boyfriend whatever person that ive been referring to him as my partner at work bc i was not about to explain our weird fwb situation to professional office company, especially when it includes 50 something year old men
and he.......was okay with it..........
not sure what to make of this
#like i specifically spent the majority of my therapy session this week deciding NOT to inform him of this#bc of the potential for it to blow up into a ~thing#which would be very inopportune bc im in a really good place rn and WE are trending very positive in our interactions and he's been#very much leaning in lately#and historically if i push a boundary that makes him pull back HARD#and there was this whole other layer of our office holiday party being tomorrow and him having offered to go (a shock in and of itself!!!)#but before he was able to go i would have to tell him this and it just wasnt worth it to mess up the place we're at#but my therapist told me i still have to go to the party bc being a big girl and learning how to socialize without a crutch (booooo!!!!)#but even after i told him i had decided to go on my own i still felt sooooooooo guilty#its not even like its a lie!!!! but its enough of a lie to not REALLY be the truth and i couldnt stand it ssbbhfdsdgjjjjj#so i told him and he's just like 'eh that's what everyone thinks anyway thats what they all would have assumed if i went to the party 🤷'#and like!!!!! so true bestie!!!!!! but if thats nbd for everyone to think that then why isnt it just........true.......yknow#walks like a duck talks like a duck looks like a duck CAN CALL IT A DUCK???? whats left to it not being a duck
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this isn't related to rgg at all but finding out you're also a fire emblem fan was great... first the mention of the ike figure then the insane por prices LMAO? i had no idea... what games have you played?
Back In My Day i was known as ‘the eliwood/elihec guy’ and on occasion The Ike Guy LOL but yeah…. Guilty as charged……
As for the games ive played ive played Shadow Dragon (DS remake), Shadows of Valentia, and then FE6-FE3H + FEW (minus Heroes of Light and Shadow)
im an asshole for playing on authentic software hence why i skipped out on FE1-FE5 but maybe one day ill stop being annoying and pick them up on an emulator. Or IntSYS remakes them <- doubtful (well. The rest of the JP-exclusive games anyway lol)
#snap chats#FE is like my DQ honestly LMAO i love the games so much#tho… cant say that nowadays… i havent played any of the new ones since FE3H#no particular reason aside from maybe not being too much of a fan of the art style#but i could just be a true geezer at heart and prefer the old pixel/portrait art of the 2000’s era#SoV’s portrait art is gorgeous tho. that games SOOOO good berkut’s still one of my fave antags to this day#oh but. in case you couldnt tell. FE7 was one of my faves to post for a while LMAO#it was the first game i got to play since my bro got it and let me play it#he also had sacred stones so i played that once i was done with FE7#then i played brawl and fell in love with ike. as in Big Sword And He Punches/Kicks People#so….. i saved up to buy PoR and later Radiant Dawn (tho i got RD for. MUUUCH much cheaper)#and i mean i always thought marth was cute. And A Girl so when i was able to i got SD#not my favorite game ngl the cast was just. too huge and not memorable but i still love marth as a character#at some point i figured id try to play FE6 and bought a japanese copy (that i had ray chase sign actually)#the hit rate is fucking. ABYSMAL. and my JP was even worse than it is now BUT we got through it#the tellius games def have my fave cast and lore tho and i love the music. and Por do be on my baby the gamecube#and then i got awakening because my childhood bestie- who never played FE before- loved it a million so i figured why not#and then. My Insane Ass. she bought birthright and so of course i bought conquest#but then i heard about the removed features in the JP versions so i bought those and gave her my conquest copy#and then i paid her to homebrew my 3DS because I Am Stupid. so did i pay an obscene amount of money#to play Arguably the worst FE games Yes. but i got to use my ike amiibo so its ok :)#i love how i talk more bout fire emblem on my rgg blog than on my FE blog LMAO thats just how it be#but yeah those are my FE crimes thanks for listening LOL#i oughta cap it there i been talkin WAAAYYY too long LMAO
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let me be insane in the tags rq
this moment is so gentle and domestic and I love it so much...
Merlin & Arthur | 4.03 "The Wicked Day"
#they are so insane#imagine if it was YOUR BIRTHDAY and your father DIED just like your MOTHER DID when you wERE FUCKING BORN#imagine if you were BETRAYED BY EVERYONE WHO YOU EVER CARED FOR. imagine if you had a whole KINGDOM TO BUILD. a whole LEGACY TO CARRY.#imagine if you couldnt RELY OR ANYONE OR ANYTHING. BECAUSE NOTHING IS TRUE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO TOUCH.#now... imagine... theres a person behind the door. waiting. waiting for you too come out.#he's the life you always wanted. he's your best friend. he's everything you ever wished for.#and why?#because he's there. because he stays. he's there when you tell him to go. he's there even when you don’t want him to. he's there#because of you.#you couldn't close your eyes all night. you cried yourself to sleep. you had a nightmare. you wake up and its almost a dream.#you find your father's body beside you. he's still dead.#you open the door#with all the loneliness in the world#and there he is#he had been with you all night#he slept on the floor too#the sun splits his face and its brings you comfort#knowing him is comfort enough#his presence is comfort enough#“come on” you say#and he comes
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Screams
#delete later#i know that im not functioning like normal. but i still feel like im lying to managers. i feel like i should just have said that im a lazy#piece of shit who doesn't want to work and couldnt be bothered to do the things i need to#which is partially true. but i logically know is only true bc im struggling. i know this bc i dont have enjoyment for anything right now#which is why i cant make myself care. its why i havent been able to make anything in weeks. its why im struggling to eat and take#care of myself. bc thr way I motivate myself is by convincing myself that i enjoy whatever im doing. and i cant right now. which#feels shit. and still feels like I'm lying to them. and the burning shame that comes with trying to deal with it on my own and failing#i feel so guilty and like a piece of shit for making my managers life harder. and then feel even worse that i had to dump my#stupid brain shit on her. its also wild that i haveny cried since the funeral and now i just keep crying every half hour or so#but considering the intrusive thoughts and shit ive been dealing with the past few weeks maybe that shouldn't be a surprise#i just havent had a break from it all since September. and it sucks. and I know im throwing a pity party and its not fair on#anyone else bc mu shit is fucking them up. but im stuck in it now!#im also listening to my cheer up playlist and hey crying whilst hearing a town cslled malice is an odd vibe
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neither of my parents are religious, and i know this sounds stupid, but i didn't even know what religion was until i was, like, eight. but i do remember going to a church day camp bc my mother wanted some time to herself, and she knew some of the people running it. so. she sent me and my sister to go do fun crafts and have a small picnic at the church. and then they sat us down for "story time." and they started talking about this creation story, and how the earth was made, and how humans came about. and i, a little kid, having no concept of religion at the time, excitedly asked "when do the dinosaurs come in?"
Being raised by areligious jews with 0 exposure to christianity outside pop culture is so fun. One time I asked my ex-catholic friend why a picture of jesus had a bristle crown and she looked at me like I was insane. One time I heard someone mention the "lance of longinus" and responded, word for word, "Like from Evangelion?" One time during a history lesson my professor described an important monk and scholar as "Dominican" and I spent the rest of class super confused and hung up on it because I was very sure that the Dominican Republic didn't meaningfully exist as an entity back then, maybe she meant he was a native Taino or something but that's a weird way to say that and I'm pretty sure this was pre- European contact? Really fucks people up when they realize I genuinely have no idea.
#they were not impressed with me 💀#i mean. in my defence. i didnt understand that they actually believed the stories they were telling#like. to me. they were just fictional stories. i didnt understand that they believed them to be true/real#it took a long time for me to grasp the concept of religion#also i was a little kid and i had a big book on dinosaurs and fossils that i had read like 57 times#so i was a little hyperfixated#i eventually learned what religion was bc a friend of mine in third grade talked about god and such#and suddenly i was like: ooooh. so that's why i couldnt stay longer on sundays after sleep overs#im an atheist but still
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They really gonna give me the choice between a hard level with danger and two rigorous levels while I’m on my last life heading to floor 29… They just don’t want me winning with dualies huh
#devin’s gaming logs#i can pay to revive myself but thats not the point#why couldnt they just give me a vending machine why do they hate me if i dont win this time im putting this game down for a week#(okay thats probably not true lmao ill probably play again tomorrow anyway hdvbjbjdx)#BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS WHY ARE THEY SO MEAN TO ME
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Daily fish fact #6 444 205
Fish!
The fish like to have a little drink :) Sadly as they drink the water around them they also drink their own pee, and that is the curse that they will have to live with for the rest of their life
#fish #fishfact #fish facts #fishblr #biology #zoology
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bitch those are goosefish
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Say what you want about fishblr updates, but I think this format for reblubs is a wonderful improvement over the previous one. One of the only times staff did good.
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@featherstar53 If reblub chains got too long, new reblubs would start appearing as darker and darker until you couldnt see the text anymore. It mimicked how light disappears as you go deeper in the ocean but the sunken code this webbedsite runs on never set a cap for how dark it gets, so eventually you would have to copy ad paste the text on the reblubs onto somewhere to read them.
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It sounds fake but it's true! You can still find some older fishblr post screenshots with this effect:
This even went for full abyssal mode users! In their case, the text would slowly turn from white to dark blue, effectively making it impossible to read against the black background.
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I think it would be super funny if they brought this back but for individual posts. Like the reblubs stay the same colour but the posts themselves get gradually and gradually darker until you can't see them anymore lol. It would be disastrous but also funny and it might finally stop some of you frys from being so addicted to this webbedsite
#im all for a bit of chaos lol #treasure trove: talking tag
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Okay for the record. My eyes are Red because I'm a COMMON ROACH! RUTILUS RUTILUS! It's not because I smoke seaweed!
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Okay Yes I smoke seaweed all day. But the specific reason my eyes are red is Not That
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OP you forgot brackish water and the option for inhabiting both
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Shut your inferior ass mouth up
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#(i couldnt find the actual gif i wanted to use but this weird tiger shark will have to do) #(not sure why his fins look like that)
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"ocean sunfish have over 40 parasite species" factoid actualy just statistical error. average ocean sunfish is infected with only one or two parasites. Parasites Georg, the mola who suffers from every ailment known to fish and has over 1 000 000 000 parasite species infesting his flesh and organs, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Selfieeeee :3 (ignore the two sea lampreys attached to my flesh)
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how did you take the picture you aren't holding your phone
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The sea lamprey on the left took it for me
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FISH USED TO MIGRATE THOUSANDS OF MILES TO BREED. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!
IN MY DAY PUSSFISH LIKE THIS WOULD GET EATEN ALIVE BY REAL RIVER MONSTERS FOR BREAKFAST.
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these are Siamese fighting fish bruh.... They don't have migration as part of their life cycle lmao
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OF COURSE THE YOUTH CAN'T PUNCTUATE THEIR SENTENCES PROPERLY. I SHOULDN'T EXPECT SO MUCH FROM THE SOFT FRY THEY ARE. ALWAYS GETTING RILED UP!
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Ignore this guy, @darting-action. He's well known for saying offensive nonsense like this, I think he's bait and trying to get someone to bite.
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YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE INBRED DOMESTIC SCUM OR HATCHED YESTERDAY SINCE YOU ENTIRELY LACK THICK SCALES. I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND ONLY THE TRUTH. IF YOU GET TRIGGERED THEN THAT'S NATURAL SELECTION, SON. YOU SHOULD FIGHT ME IN REAL LIFE.
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You really dont know a thing about natural selection, do you? Bettas have flashy fins because they have to seem threatening to possible competitors. They don't migrate so they aren't built for that. They're built for living in ponds and marshes, low oxygen environments, and by cod, they are built for fighting territorial battles! You shouldn't underestimate a fish literally called fighting fish. They're very tough and hardy fish and can even send larger fish fleeing!
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SIAMESE FLAILING PUSSFISH HAVE LADY FINS BECAUSE THEY'RE WEAK AND SOFT AND HAD HUMANS DECIDE WHO THEY BREED WITH FOR THEM. THEIR QUOTE UNQUOTE "FIGHTING PROWESS" SURE DIDN'T SAVE THEM FROM BEING PRISSY LITTLE PRINCESS FISHIES FOR LITTLE KIDS DID IT? THE INDUBIDABLE FACT IS THAT THEY'RE MUSKIE FOOD.
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Wait a minute... I recongize that picture on the right! That's from @betta-than-this 's OnlyFins! How did you get that picutre hmmm? Salmonidae? How on Ocean did you gain access huh?
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"Indubidable" is a pretty specific word to use. This you @salmonidae-supremacy-deactivated?
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LMAOOOOOO GOTTEMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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woag i never saw this entire chain before until it hit me on my dashboard. Why does this have so many notes
Thanks fishblr user walrus tits in my mouth for biology info i didn't know
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Woah woah woah we're just gonna ignore this guy using p*ssfish as an insult!!???? THE CATFISH SLUR????????? No one is going to bring this up!!!!!???????
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does anyone in this thread smoke seaweed
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Suffering all alone, handsome?
No need to anymore.
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Reblub with your favorite snack in the tags! I’ll go first: coral polyps! :}
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#as for me #my fave is definitely my lower set of teeth when they shed #crumchy :D
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID HUMAN DROPPED ITS ELECTRONIC CAMERA IN THE LAKE!!!!!!!! NEVER GETTING THAT BACK BUB!!!!!! I'M TELLING ALL MY ISOPOD AND MUSSEL FRIENDS AND THEY'RE GONNA LIVE INSIDE IT!!!!!
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ofishal human post
#ofishal human post #this post contains humans
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Wait, how come this site is called fishblr and not something like oceanblr or aquablr? Wouldn't that be more inclusive?
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I believe the name "fishblr" pays homage to the meaning of the word where just about everything in the water was considered a fish. It's why we have words like "shellfish", "whalefish", "jellyfish", "starfish".
Personally aquablr would work really well, too. There's a sizeable amphibious userbase on here.
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You forgot whale shark! Those arent fish either but are called fish
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....Whale sharks are fish. They are sharks. It's in the name.
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But I thought it was a whale named after sharks? WHALE shark! Why else would they put whale up first?
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A whale named after a shark would be called a shark whale. You can take one look at a whale shark and see that, with its gills and fish tail, it is a shark.
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Wait, then what about baby whales? Are those whales named after babies?
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If you're talking about the actual whale babies, then yeah. If you mean the mormyrids, small aquatic animals that can sense electricity, then no, those are fish. Sometimes names are inaccurate to what the animal really is.
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If you think about it, fishblr is also inclusive to aquatic tetrapods since they are lobe-fins, and therefore fish :D It's a term that can include everyone on here, the perfect catchall!
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Ewwww fuck that definition. If mammals hear about them being fish on some sort of """"technicality"""" then this webbedsite is gonna get flooded with those self-important idiots! "OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOOO LoOk At MeEeEeEeEEE i'M a MaMmAL!!11!!! I TAKE CARE of mah BAAABIEEEES!1111 I'm SUCH a good MAMAAA!!! All those OTHER STUPID HEARTLESS ANIMALS could NEVER do as I DO!!! I LOVE sweating into my BAABIEEEES' MOUTH1!1!1!111!!! I'm FLUFFY and AWSUM and ERRYBODDY LUUUVSSSSS MEE!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! You should all LUV me TOO!!!!"
Is THAT how you want every fishblr post to look!!!!??????
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i think jellyfish shouldn't be classified as fish because they're clearly living spaghetti
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Great fucking post everyone. Hit the air bubblers
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Guys what the fuck kind of sponsors does fishblr have I just saw an ad for having parasites housed in me who are they advertising to 😭💀💀
#i swear the quality of this site keeps going down and down #if you see ads for parasites then report the shit out of em #fuck em my friend got early onset cataracts due to parasites
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Yes! :) :O :) :O :) :O :) :O
#fish#fishblr#unreality#unreality tw#dashboard simulator#fake post#fake posts#fakeposting#marine biology#parasite#dead animal#tw dead animal#the fish “reaction” gif that is#polls#shark#sharks#long post
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being straight edge all thru my teens was so dumb bc i just remember shit thats so inconsequential and annoying and for what. What purpose does remembering coming in the day after the one time i wasnt in class only to find out my dumbass friendgroup decided to plagiarize a dove commercial for a social experiment assignment that could've actually been something meaningful. Why do i need to remember how painfully lonely i was in the last years when said friendgroup cut me out for being annoyed over how controlling the ""leader"" was and then my other friend freezing me out bc her friend hated me and she was too much of a pussy to take my side even tho she hated her too lol. Whyd my teachers all make it so obvious they didnt like me either even when i loved being in their class. Whyd the group of misogynistic boys get away with making feminazi posters of me only for me to see one of them become a tiktok star like wtf is this reality its not even That bad its just sooo stupid like who wrote this. Was that season of my life just underfunded or some shit
#then 1 girl from the oh friendgroup reconnected w me years later but still ended up dropping me bc she was too late lol#i was already reaping the consequences that ensued from that isolation into a whole new forced isolation and she couldnt deal w it#even her new bestie basically told me to shut up abt my problems and even then i was like. genuinely true who cares lol#it is what it is. anyway i mourn how i spent the first 2 decades of my life killin myself to be understood and given the same loyalty and#love i so freely gave to anybody who needed it#only to be abandoned again when skmethkng couldve been done bc nobody can be a friend like i can ig#life goes on. idk why im ranting#im not even upset rn im just thankin (fun way of saying thinking)
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