#why is he a vamp now!?

[pinacoladamatata]

[noecoded]

This is crazy WHO LET HIM SAY THIS..

[sakuhai]

[morgandemorgana]

No, he's actually gay in cannon it just was never explicitly stated, but the creators did in fact make him canonically gay.

Hot dignity damn about time they confirmed it😄

[caracello]

if he was a vampire i

[hyper-cryptic]

Back at it with my werewolf shenanigans!!! Meet He ! !! And also Hunnigan is there because I decided to make her an actual character in this AU <3

[frankencanon]

stranger things s5 "eddie is kas" theory:

after they all leave, vecna stumbles upon eddie's body in the upsidedown. he thinks of how easily his bats were defeated and realizes he could use a lieutenant.

he was able to use his powers and the upsidedown to heal and improve himself before, and now he can do the same to eddie.

+ bonus points if he recognizes eddie as 010 and decides to use him as a replacement for 011; he thought he and 011 were going to rule the world together, but now he realizes he chose the wrong number...

[swordmaid]

which is also why I think - in a vengeance shri’iia au where she ends up as astarion’s spawn and he inevitably gets tired of her bc he has all the power in the world and he can have anything and anyone he wants and everything is his for the taking - when she inevitably turns from his ‘eternal lover’ to just his ‘first spawn’ - she will be sooo amy gone girl about it.

like she’s devoting her oath and her entire life to him, he doesn’t get to change that. he’s not allowed to change even. she will do everything in her power and she will even set fire to them both if he tried to change. like he’s making a mistake that she’s rectifying! she lives to serve, and if he doesn’t want her servitude that means there’s something that’s not right and she will personally correct that. like he doesn’t need to worry about anything ofc - worrying doesn’t look good on him let her fix what needs to be fixed. she is such a good lover after all. it doesn’t compute to her that she’s going to be replaced. like it literally doesn’t make sense, not when he promised her eternity. so when he starts looking at someone else, when he starts to favor someone else and lavish them with his attentions and praise she will get rid of them because he’s getting distracted! and he doesn’t need distractions! and when he gets mad at her she will forgive his transgressions and soothe that anger away - he doesn’t need anymore wrinkles. and she will know about every little lie he says and hold them close to her chest then recite it back to him when she gets rid of another one of his new favourites. and when he tries to kill her she’ll do the same thinking it’s some game or courtship - this is how it was back in menzoberranzan after all! the fact that he was willing to learn her traditional courtship is so sweet 🥰. and maybe she’ll scare him even, so he can learn what fear is again. it’s a good kind of fear bc she’s showing what kind of person she could be so it would be dumb of him to throw her away.

but the thing is! she’s operating out of love and devotion! and they have eternity together! and there’s something sooo sicko yes about how ascended astarion’s first spawn - his first creation - being something that he will eventually resent and fears. bc it would be so much easier if she hated him like how he hated cazador. but she doesn’t. she’s deranged and in love and so obsessive about that love to the point where it literally can not be changed - and he can’t change it or manipulate it. what was once useful to him became a detriment. their love turning so sick and rotten, like a leftover apple, and she becomes a nuisance that he can’t get rid of, and he’s stuck with that nuisance for eternity. he eventually realises what a mistake it was seducing her back then when they had those tadpoles in their heads, when they had that strange freedom. like if he knew things would turn out like this, and she was actually this kind of person, maybe he would’ve done things differently but instead he’s stuck with her for eternity.

and I do think he’ll try to kill her lmfao I mean he’s a vampire lord and she’s just a fucking spawn so he’ll get rid of her once he gets bored and annoyed, but she thinks it’s some game between them so she’ll try to get him too - not kill him ofc but just close enough to scare him and remind him that she does bite even before the vampire teeth. I mean before him, she was literally a drow high priestess’/matron mother’s trained hound.

anyway I really love the idea of them being miserable with each other lmfaoo and I think she will be so miserable as a spawn actually and the moment when she potentially gets replaced something is gonna break inside of her bc it’ll just like before when she broke her oath. but she won’t be that bewildered and confused girl again, nope. she’s not going to accept it this time, she refuses! she doesn’t get to be the only miserable one, he doesn’t get to win..!!!

[damiemontclair]

Me: *gets back into bsd fandom through the anime after years away*

Tumblr posts suggestions: hello yes your favourite character apparently just died in one of the most recent chapters of the manga, have fun!

[bitchfitch]

"Yeah i have some weird tastes but overall I'd say my ability to empathize with non heroic characters in a story and tell horror from tragedy is pretty normal. Like, very average, on par with anyone with 5th grade or above reading comprehension."

a YouTuber: "possibly the biggest pill though is I'm now going to have to ask you to empathize with one of these shape shifting vampires even though they have absolutely killed people. this is phase 3 of "what the heck is going on in (the game he's talking about)" it's not actually a horror game. i know. it's a lot"

[dinerchezdorsia]

rewatching wwdits and seeing laszlo interact with kids really makes you realize how perfect this situation with baby colin really is for him, there's no way this man calls babies "darling" and turned one into a vampire """"coz he was bored"""" and doesn't actually crave raising a baby, no wonder he's ready to let nadja go on her own if it means he gets to take care of his own child

[superduperkas]

The monster hunters/The Guild in First Kill are so funny because their tag line should read "Oh no. Look. The consequences of my own actions."

[sakuhai]

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

simon snow i miss youuuuuuuu

[sotogalmo]

2:25 am

I'm remembering about my old Sonic OC.

[asteralien]

succeeding at evacuating the iron throne prison with nearly all prisoners after like a thirty minute session but losing ravengard so you quit without saving so you have to redo it tomorrow and save your boyfriend's dad this time. the things i do for love and wyll ravengard