You know what I think is just so absolutely precious? Colin ran off to his 17 cities in Europe to workshop his new personality to charm the masses and when he comes home and sees his best friend distraught and wanting to find a husband he immediately jumps to “Oh! I just learned how to do this actually! It works so well, the ladies are all swooning everywhere I go. I can teach you!” His husband finding lessons are really just him trying to teach Penelope the new tricks he’s so proud to have learned and then immediately he hates the results of her efforts to be suave and charming just as much as she hates the results of his. He wanted them to be the cool kids together and then quickly realizes he just wants to be his loser self with his loser wife living their very happy loser lives together.
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They made him a grape and he is NOT happy about it
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They’re trying to do the touching elbows thingy (Lies, they are having a booba squish competition)
(Bonus, people kept wanting to bite him on twt)
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Wally talks to his dad about his love life
Home I feel is a really good listener (maybe a little too good since he eavesdrops a lot on accident- very observant of his surroundings)
cw minor obsessive/possessive behavior on first photo under cut
I remember I freaked out years ago when I found out some bugs, specially some spiders, have lil beaned peets
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As someone who is genderfae (microlabel under genderfluid), I have a lot of different experiences with gender.
I just wish someone told me sooner that it won't go like "today I'm a girl" "today I'm an enby" but more like ,,, "today I am a swamp witch" "today I am a feminine victorian vampire boy" "today I am a forest goblin collecting people's stares about my gender expression like shiny rocks on the ground" "today I'm an androgynous pirate lady"
Like,,, sure, are those real genders? I don't fucking now. If a cisgender person asked me what I identify as that day, would I answer like that? No, definitely not.
But to my genderqueer, trans and genderfluid friends; do you get me? I can't be alone with this, right?
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You know, if animals can have comfort objects and favourite people and relax when they have nothing to do, maybe we have that same permission. Maybe life - regardless of size - is about finding comfort, happiness, and security.
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He just hates her being there (and no sir he didn't eat yet he was waiting for you).
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<I was trying to lowkey draw this at starbucks before my bus arrives bec I dun want ppl to find out I like blue people>
look at the wittle fewal boy so annoyed *coo noises*
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