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charmingbrute · 1 year

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good morbing

#ooc.#it's almost 6am #why tf am i awake

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thebigk-3-y · 4 months

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Me rn 😭

#why the fuck #why tf am i like this #why tf did i make this #why tf not #why tf does this keep happening #why tf am i awake #my hair #is suck #i am so tired #just why #i am cringe but i am free #i am unwell #i am not okay #iam come 4 it

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impossiblestarlightharmony · 5 months

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Mom i just drew a guy i (dis?)like in a show.

#AAAAA #this took hours #hazbin art #my shitty art #hazbin hotel vox #I'm not attracted to digital charaters lol #i dont simp because i CANT #What if an adult draws like a kid = me #why tf am i like this #why tf did i make this #why tf am i awake #i wanna die #i havent drawn in so long #im rusty #I will draw men in heels and you cant stop meeeeeee

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planet-oflove · 5 months

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how i feel reading multiple 5 ⭐️ books in a row

#reading #bookish #smut #give me recs #why tf am i awake

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brnrxbrnr · 7 months

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I often wonder why all of the energy I need during the day does not flood my tired body until the literal second my head touches a pillow.

Having a body is some b.s.

#why tf am i awake #2am thoughts #me

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becaexists · 2 years

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Burning incense at 1am just to feel something

#i have college at 8am tomorrow #why tf am I awake #actually I can answer that #I was thinking about SebAngelo #lmao the brain rot gets worse and worse by the day I swear

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bnnywngs · 1 year

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wwx: uncle jiang we need to talk, it's a life and death situation

jfm: what

wcz: a-ying, this is not the ti-

wwx: *opens a big map*

wwx: yunmeng jiang is weak and easy to conquer

wwx: *proceeds to explain his point very coherently and with excellent arguments and examples*

jfm:

wcz: a-ying

wwx: yes, a-die?

wcz: ...you're ten.

#wei changze live #wei changze in: my kid is a genius #and he doesn't know how to deal with it #wwx is a genius and stupid #mdzs #wei wuxian #wei ying #wei changze #jiang fengmian #yunmeng jiang #10yo wwx putting strategists to shame #mdzs headcanons #bamf wei wuxian #ya boi xianxian knows geography #bnnywngs imagine #it's 2am now why tf am i awake

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tubbo-updates · 1 year

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#tubbo.updates.twitter #mod dany #twitter #link #image #why tf was he awake at 5:22 am???#i was sleeping at like 11pm my time lol

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serendipitous-mage · 3 months

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why do fire alarm batteries

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ever need replacing when you are dead fucking asleep

did i enrage god? does she hate me now as i too hate this creation of ours? when will she replace MY batteries

#THEYRE ALWAYS CONVOLUTED AS SHIT TOO 'oh 1 beep this 3 beeps this its plugged into the wAll but also has batteries and you can press this #'button to make it stop beeping for a min but only MAYBE cos it might also just make it start shrieking or speaking in a very loud voice #how do you *get to* the batteries you ask? it would make perfect sense if you were awake but theyre only going to go off middle of sleeping #so!! who knows. this says you need to insert a pin for batteries but theres a label over it but the label has a handy little dot printed #where the tunnel for said pin is under so u can just push through the label ig. but where tf do i get a pin-#*remembers i have actual like pushpins. is unsure if thatll be long enough but all i can think of without further bothering either roommate #*they are not long enough*#*digs into closet trying to be quiet to get to my sewing box for a needle cos thats the Only thing i can think of that might work and #that i know definitely where it is* needle fits but fits....loosely-#*reexamines the beep machine* the pin. for some reason. is supposed to be inserted to LOCK the battery tray so it doesnt open #why you need to Lock a battery tray with a little stick on a device that is already going to be up on the ceiling or top of a wall idk #but in my soggy state i became jared 19 and could no longer read #anyway the reason i hadnt been able to just pull the tray out was because fool that i am i tried to just pull it..yknow....out? but #its a fuckin swivel out to the side thiing #AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT IT OPEN YALL. YALL. MOST RIDICULOUS SIZED FUCKING BATTERY THAT WE DO NOT HAVE. SO WE CANT REPLACE IT RN.#istg istG #THERES NO REASON THAT THESE THINGS CANT BE MORE UNIVERSALLY SIZED #BATTERIES WALL PLUGS PHONE AND LAPTOP CHARGERS AND PORTS #CONSISTENCY *ESPECIALLY* ESPECAILY ESPECIALLY FOR SHIT THAT IS IMPORTANT AND CAN BE LIFE SAVING LIKE THIS #WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STUPID DIFFERENCES FOR NO REASON oh good the devils lettuce has hit me praise be thank fuck #SMOKE DETECTOR<<<<thats what theyre called i rememebered ik it was smth different #anyways #just me #smoke detector #no muscle memory this ones not goin in queue jail for 2 months it is free

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bbyxdarlinn · 18 days

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and who let me drink like that last night 😒

#also why tf am i awake #bbyxdarlinn

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seventh-district · 7 months

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#it is 5 hrs past my bedtime and i am awake listening to Two Hearts by Dermot Kennedy on loop and crying over Rotating Shifts. again.#i couldn’t resist the urge to read the latest chapter any longer but i knew when i did i’d get like this #so Why did i wait for my period to roll around. i have made. a silly decision lmaooo #i’ve complained abt it before but i’m conflicted about how much more sensitive it makes me #my nightmares usually don’t make me cry but oh i was a Wreck this morning #so why i picked tonight to read the fic that always makes me cry is beyond me #i have never met a fic before that had me in such an intense emotional grip #and it’s fucking hilarious bc it’s not that intense of a story!! like yeah there’s been devastating parts but i’m out here having to-#-take a break every single chapter bc i’ll read one line that hits my inner child like a truck and i have to take a minute to recover #but the whiplash this fic gives me is so fucking funny and the range in the storytelling from comedy to tragedy is just.. *scream-cries*#it has my favorite characterization of Sun and Moon that i have ever seen #this chapter wasn’t even that sad i’m just Making myself sad about it #but on another level it also makes me sad in the sense that i don’t think i’ll ever be able to write something that good..#all that i want out of my writing endeavors is to make one (1) person feel as strongly and as much as RS makes me feel #and i don’t know if i can do that. i don’t know if my writing has what it takes bc i can’t even describe exactly what it is #i don’t think it’s a science that can be replicated. things either connect with someone or they don’t #the way Sun goes from worryingly innocent ‘wdym we can’t invite strangers to live with us?’ ‘wdym we can’t adopt an adult that needs help?’#to fucking. tearing an animatronic in half in a fit of protective rage and blocking access to all dating apps to prevent you from-#-finding anyone else bc he’s your Special Friend and he can’t have his Daydream falling for anyone else!! no no!!#it’s not a new concept but i eat it tf up when Sun is actually the one you should fear the most #like no i don’t think he’d hurt Reader but i dread to think of the things he would do For them #the back and forth between childlike innocence and terrifying intelligence possessiveness and physical capability is just mmmmm 100/10 #and don’t even get me started on Moon. or i Will start crying again #he’s like yeah dumbass of course i’m gonna save you every time some POS man tries to **** you. of course i will you fucking crater-head #but i will complain at you about it the Entire way home and then i will steal your fucking toilet paper and pack you a raw egg for lunch #because i hate you 🖤 but Sun loves you and we would both kill for you 🖤 also i drank all of your chocolate milk 🖤 also i hate you :)#anyways i am paraphrasing obviously and dear god i hope no one who actually reads RS sees this bc i do not want my 2am ramblings taken as-#-any kind of Official Thoughtful Analysis of the story ok pls pls pls let me be insane abt my favorite fic without having to be articulate #i just have so many fucking FEELINGS about them. i am unwell.#i’m not even tagging this i’m just hitting post and going to sleep goodnight

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lokimobius · 3 months

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having to go back to work after going to a concert is actually hell????

#why tf did i not book the day off?#every day i curse my past self for something #therefore i am sulking and staying awake past midnight #i will also curse myself in the morning for this but i am petulant and no one can stop me

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valkilmerr · 2 years

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GO TO SLEEP!! & Stop obsessing over that old man!!

#tom cruise #val kilmer #shitpost #personal #text #it's literally 4am why tf am I still awake

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comas-are-for-sleeping · 7 months

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ANYWAY. i'm going to go listen to shallowly sad pop music so i can sleep tonight lmao but um enjoy my ramble about my song that didn't even mention anything music related at all i hope YOU are sleeping. or at least getting some rest 👍

FJFJ HOPE U SLEPT WELL 🫡

i. think i was not asleep but i was not awake enough to read anything longer than a sentence rip

#actually lmao you sent the asks right after ozzy and i had just started dming on instagram asking each other why tf we were both awake #at 4:30 am #and then i proceeded to finish my show and fell asleep at… mm maybe six #YIPPEE #ask #soryasongsaa #pen and ink

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burnedself · 10 months

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My eternal hatred of Timeless Child VS me actually kinda adoring the idea of Ruth!Doctor as the Season 6B doctor

#Like yeah time lords would force them to work for cia as exile and then wipe and exile them AGAIN #And grant an extra regen to keep up appearances #Sounds like the sort of bullshit time lords would do #Also like by then universe knew the doctor to be a white kinda geeky dumb bloke #So time lords forcing a no nonsense lady doc regen makes sense #Like maybe Chibnall cooked with that single kernel of an idea #BUT NO THEN HE HAD TO KEEP WRITING---#I'm going to bed lmao it's morning why tf am I still awake

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elysiumcalled · 2 years

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He do just be sitting and staring

#he’s prob like it’s lit 5am why the tf are you awake and watching YouTube if #ur awake at 5 am might as well feed me breakfast bro gimme food before I come sit on ur face so u can never move again #jk it’s cause he loves me

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