Why do all the old man Logan x reader fics involve us being early 20s I JUST WANT TO BE A HOT OLDER WOMAN PLEASE????
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I gotta share this silly AU my brother and I came up with because I’m obsessed with it
It’s hilarious but the concept is “William Afton, still a serial killer, but instead of killing children he kills horrible customers” (source: we both work in food service) LMAOOOO
If we wanna make it extra silly goofy we also talked about the possibility of Henry like, fully knowing what William does, and while he doesn’t help or anything, he’s just like “y’know what. They had it comin <3 anyways!” Idk why this is such a funny concept to meeee but I need somebody to make a dark sitcom of this LOL
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one thing that seems to prevalent in almost any lestappen fanfic is that ferrari doesn't care about charles, and that fred especially is made to be this villain, and its just... maybe people just don't know because they weren't around in 2022, or maybe they just forgot, but things were bad in ferrari in 2022 to the point where charles threatened to leave because of the bad management--and ferrari scrambled to keep him. they fired binotto (the tp) and a bunch of the staff (like head strategist) because of charles, they got fred because he and charles were on good terms, the team is literally being build around charles.
i don't immediately dislike the fanfic if ferrari is the antagonist of the story (but some reason rbr isn't lmao), i just think it's strange that ferrari is always the big bad guy
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the custom arc-reactor-shaped saw from the couch scene in im1 is really i think a nicely condensed representation of obadiah stane as a guy. here is a thing that comes out easily if you gently press and turn it. and he has a custom doohickey built to brute force it out of the chest of a person he's known since they were a child.
a guy who has his best under-the-table customers executed via firing squad and tries to have the dude who Builds All Of His Tech killed by blowing up the entire convoy of humvees he'll be riding in. just a man who is taking the most batshit cruel route possible to solve problems largely stemming from his own blinding greed and ignorance
i was worried about killing the golden goose, but then it laid another egg! anyway time to kill the golden goose
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!! CHAPTER 7 / DIASOMNIA ARC SPOILERS !!
Ok this is definitely my favorite part in the recent update now let's go to it (Part 3):
Idia wakes up in the Underworld with Phantom! Ortho who's now the third person who's claiming that he's his brother and Idia is so just damn confused like I feel you bro I'd go insane too 😭😭😭. That's when Phantom! Ortho gets weirded out by the idea of him going to RSA because he's like there's no way he's be there when he's in hell and has friends down there. That's when Idia gets hit with the flashback of Ortho's death 🙁
Phantom! Ortho tells Idia not to blame himself for what happened because they still have the dream to fulfill together and during that Idia remembers everything and we just get this sad moment altogether
But then Idia says that no matter what, he's going to save Ortho. But Phantom! Ortho says that there's no way for him to get out of hell AND THEN WE GET IDIA WITH RED HAIR MOMENT
Then Idia proceeds to imagine the best version of himself WHICH IS HIS FUCKING OVERBLOT VERSION?????
LIKE WE LITERALLY PROVE PHANTOM! ORTHO WRONG BY FIGHTING HIM AS AN OVERBLOT THAT'S SO INSANE
Idia defeats Ortho thus winning the fight which proves that he's the King of the Underworld, and then Idia does a lot of those villain laughs that he ends up coughing 😭😭😭 (why is Idia so damn funny in this update I can't). Idia uses his UM to escape and we get this last message from Phantom! Ortho that he wishes him luck and that the universe is waiting for him (STOP IT I DON'T WANNA BE SAD)
So the dreams do in fact loop cuz now we're back to the dream with RSA!Ortho where Idia tells him that he ain't believing him anymore and that his real brothers are the ones that attend NRC and the phantom 🥲🥲🥲
Ok but when Idia said "I'll decide MY happy ending" that shit rerally hit so hard
That's when Idia connects back to OG! Ortho and apologizes for hurting him but Ortho said it's fine because he went to space after the close call when battling Malleus, it's just a really wholesome moment
Until Ortho explains to Idia everything that went down and the fact that Mama Shroud had to go through his computer to make the Cerberus gear AND IDIA JUST PROCEEDS TO CRY BUT ORTHO TELLS HIM THAT THEIR MOM DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. THEN IDIA IS NOW FUELED WITH REVENGE TO GET BACK AT MALLEUS CUZ HIS MOM WENT THROUGH HIS FOLDERS NAURRR
And that's where the update ends, apparently it's only 16 parts in all which is really short but we still got a lot of lore dumping. I might come up with some analysis/theories once I'm free but that's all I got for now guys!!!
Previous: Part 2
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The way homeless people are treated is INSANE.
I'm sitting inside a building. There's two other guys here.
A security dude comes over and tells the two guys to get out while he ignores me. He clearly saw me. But because i "don't look homeless" I can stay.
What the fuck. It's cold outside, it's raining, why the fuck can't they sit here. Literally there's almost no people here what is your ISSUE.
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