#will we be back to our regularly scheduled programming now....?

[genericpuff]

ok but honestly like, to expand on my thoughts a little

you can really tell when a romance comic has been written by someone who was absolutely taught growing up that any amount of boy x girl physical contact or romantic connection is a sin

because what the fuck do you MEAN we're over 200 episodes into this shit (FOUR FUCKING SEASONS) and god's little children Sara-Lin and Oliver are still acting like holding hands will get them pragnent

pregant

gregnant

you know, how babby formed

like idk maybe my high school years were just wack af (they were) but literally EVERY high school senior in this comic (i.e. most of the main cast) are written to act like the most airheaded "owo kiss?!!?!?" dipshit on earth

like they're ALL SENIOR STUDENTS

the only exception is Oliver because he's literally in the 10th grade and is younger than everyone else in the cast (including the love interest Sara-Lin who needs to get tutoring from him if she has any chance of graduating which is both lowkey fucked up and hilarious at the same time) but everyone else ??? why are patrick and his new GF rose talking like he's already knocked her up just from giving her the 'ole smoocharoo

rose: "i don't want to be a 1950's housewife!"

also rose: "HOLD ON I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YET, YOU NEED MY DAD'S APPROVAL FIRST >:000"

patrick meanwhile: "idk about any of that stuff, when are we getting married"

seriously though, remember when i went off about that hotpot episode? that was a year and a half ago, and while the comic has gone on a couple small hiatuses since then, that was Episode 172 and WE'RE UP TO EPISODE 214 NOW

AND THE MAJORITY OF THOSE EPISODES have been spent on the same back-and-forth pining and whining between Sara-Lin, Oliver, and the audience

move over Lore Olympus, we found the new reigning champion of slow burns, as in, this shit is SLOW and i'm BURNT THE FUCK OUT

fastpass spoiler tho:

i unlocked the newest FP episode just to see if it was the same shit and it flashbacked to them kissing from what i can assume was the previous episode so. yeah congrats ingrid, it only took you LIKE FIFTY FUCKING EPISODES (/hyperbole because idk the exact number but it's way too damn many) to finally have these two kiss and now we get to go back to our regularly scheduled pining programming but now it's them freaking out over how they had their first kiss and jfc just. this comic didn't need to be 200+ episodes jesus fucking christ, why is it always the high school dramas/romances that drag themselves endlessly into the abyss

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now let me make it clear, the slow burn would be FINE AND ACCEPTABLE if there was actually PLOT happening.

but there's literally. no fucking plot. no conflict outside of the self-imposed conflict of sara-lin and oliver acting awkward around each other and then yelling at themselves in private for being so awkward

like remember in the amazing spiderman when andrew garfield and emma stone were dating IRL and they tried to use that as a way to improv the Peter Parker x Gwen Stacy romance in the actual movie and it just came out so awkward and cringe because YOU THE VIEWER are not emma stone or andrew garfield and it just feels like you're spectating a conversation you shouldn't be participating in for literally MINUTES AT A TIME

or like in twilight when bella and edward would kiss each other and it was like they were struggling to get away from each other the whole time and it went on so long that you just wanted to crawl out of your fucking skin and escape the room??

yeah now imagine that but dragged out over the course of MONTHS

and you can't fast forward through it

you're just. subjected to every panel of it. and it's boring. and it's exhausting. and it's not worth keeping up with in the slightest 💀

i shit you not, even pining fanfiction written by 13 year olds on AO3 have better pacing and more plot than this

even fucking DRAGON BALL Z didn't drag itself out this bad

i'm an old man yelling at clouds rn because i don't even keep up with the kiss bet anymore so all of this is as self-inflicted as sara-lin's boy problems, but MAN every time i decide to check it out again for old time's sake it's like a punch to the face reminding me that this comic has gone literally nowhere and i have missed nothing and for god's sakes sara-lin please just dump these soggy cardboard cutouts you call boys and focus on your godDAMN STUDIES-

the kiss bet was created by a mormon and zoo wee mama has it been showing for a while now

[st4rry-fruitz]

finals over and its my birthday Who else cheered !!

[cdrspages]

sonic knowing he’s been thru this before 😈 (also I’m projecting rn) ((also hi I’m back))

[spamdelta]

he acts like hes so cool

[ravioliravioliravioli]

Very surprised that they were NOT going to end up together unlike usual movies that do this

[blasphemlm]

We Rotten Few, chapter 32, Not Like Us

Sanji experiences the highs and lows of unregulated mood swings, and tries to be vulnerable out of spite.

[episodes-without-incident]

2/22/2024:

3 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)

3 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005)

[meowrimo]

eeee happy wednesday & good day my friendz ! ! wishing you all the bestest day and i hope you find something that makes you smile :3 !

love this gif sm bc he dances to the beat of almost every song i’ve put on in the last little while lmfaooo

[nohr-selphias]

forgot why I was single for a second then CHASED MY WORK CRUSH DOWN THE HALL yesterday in my big ass winter coat and friggen backpack,,,, I’m like riiiiight right i get it now

[brandwhorestarscream]

Super outta my lane but I just binged all of Dr. Stone in like 3 days and now all I can think of is Senku unknowingly being an alien and finding his biological family on the moon, responsible for the petrification of the entire planet. Ultimate drama

[salemhazard]

Me posting my art

[lvebug]

idk guys i think we should all let people have fun and not bully them for having hobbies on the website where we all talk about our weird hobbies. if something isn't your cup of tea just don't interact with it but why are we all up in arms? i've seen so many unique and unusual rp blogs that i dont see how a jesus blog is any different.

[osoberrypie]

I can't draw

I can't draw I can't write I can't draw I can't write I can't draw I can't wite I can't draw I can't draww

My hands seem incapable of doing anything creatively and I cannot lie I feel a lil bit like shit. I am actually spiraling slowly, maybe to a little forest-y place where bears will crush and claw at me while trying hug me <3

[allylikethecat]

im european so i literally know nothing about american football haha i just rlly enjoy you being this passionate about something i have no understanding of sprinkled between 75 content and fic

Ahhh well, I'm glad that i can bring some of the joy (and crushing disappointment) of American football overseas 😂 Also thank you for supporting the way I pin ball from topic to topic very rapidly (it's kinda like how my brain is always working lol) I wasn't sure how much overlap / tolerance there would be between '75 fans and sports fans (also FUN FACT they played Love Me at the stadium before the Super Bowl started 💀) One thing I will say, is I never do anything half way I am ALL IN on my interests to the point where people in my life are like... chill haha

Anyway we should (hopefully) stick with our regular scheduled '75 / fanfiction content from here on out... unless something REALLY WILD happens in the off season that I will inevitably get fired up about lol

ALSO if anyone asks you're a New England Patriots fan now. Yes, we are one of the most hated teams in the league, but we're going through a rebuild now and have missed the play offs and our Dynasty has ended so it's okay to feel sorry for us and like us again. I promise. I'm not bias. Not at all.

Thank you for the reading, the support, and encouraging my not so secretly a sports blog secretly a sport blog agenda 😂

❤️Ally

[asiogie]

can everyone please be normal like asia!!! cmon like if that bitch was actually trying to date on an app he’d just get on raya and we’d never see and also WHO CARES

i am so normal 🤭🙏

[silhouettecrow]

365 Days of Writing Prompts: Day 209

Adjective: Voracious

Noun: Churchyard

Definitions for those who need/want them:

Voracious: wanting or devouring great quantities of food; having a very eager approach to an activity

Churchyard: an enclosed area surrounding a church, especially as used for burials