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semi-completely-original · 1 year ago

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MEOWS LOUDLY,,, my dears my darlings

#I HATE THE GAYS #I MUST ERADICATE THEM #WITH LASERS #anyway #haikaveh #kavetham #haikavetham #the anatomy of this one is scuffed as all hell but its worth it #for optimal fluff #im posting this right before bed which is generally a bad idea #goodnight everypony #my art

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willabee · 4 months ago

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👁️ ㅅ 👁️

#she is champion of looking cute so you'll play with the laser with her #willabee

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valeriapryanikova · 7 months ago

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game master

#the art style is inspired by 'lorelei and the laser eyes' <- an amazing game btw highly recommend #grian #wild life #life series #trafficblr #mcyt #fanart #animation #the code animation is a bit wonky but shhh it's fine #10k

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zorangezest · 7 months ago

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custody battle

aka I really reeeealllyyy like the dynamic that @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington gave soundwave and bee. they are adopted father adopted son they adopted each other

#A THIRD FATHER HAS JOINED THE BATTLE #I have a horrible angsty comic in the oven for the two of them. no more happy fun times #transformers #maccadam #soundwave #b 127 #bumbleebee #optimus prime #megatron #megop #laser beak #I am never going to draw laserbeak correctly #tf one #tf art #who adopted who first??#bee introducing all the parental figures he picked up along the way like #and that’s my dad and that’s my mom and that’s my dad and that’s my dad #zorangetf

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis #something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario #and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups #this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good #want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room #and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support #they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers #and it's Not The One You Think #oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart #emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen #so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room #(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons #they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways #(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist #and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history #“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you #i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but

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secretly-a-trekkie · 5 months ago

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some of my fav space wizards 💗💗💗

#star wars #the clone wars #tcw #aviiart #quinlan vos #aayla secura #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #when girls have armor 🔥🔥🔥#tried to make Aaylas a bit cunty as she deserves however idk if I was successful #also laser swords??!?!!!!???#i think this is actually the first time I’ve ever drawn them with the laser part

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mamawasatesttube · 6 months ago

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superman is just such a perfect character concept. what if the nicest guy in the entire world could eat guns

#rimi talks #clark #what if there was this guy. and he was so so so so so so niceys. and also he could shoot lasers out of his eyes #(and also more seriously his loneliness and his immigrant themes and his radical kindness :) i love u superman!!!)#(but it's funnier to just say he is so so so so niceys and also he can throw a guy into the sun if he really wants to.)

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imstillalexcomic · 6 months ago

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Hey, let’s rebound with a happier strip!

Started laser hair removal treatment recently at a place that was recommended to me as very transgender friendly. They indeed are!

The strip above is not an exaggeration, that was almost word for word how scheduling an appointment went down. I, major doofus that I am, didn’t realize that I was the “she” they were talking about. Getting used to hearing “she/her” is going to take some time, it’s a rewiring of my practical application of language.

I look forward to many more doofus moments like this.

Also, in the event anyone is in or near New York City and is looking for a trans friendly laser place, DM me and I’ll send the name and location!

#trans #transgender #gender #genderqueer #mtf #transition #laser #laserhairremoval #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #transgirl #transwoman #comics #webcomics #ImStillAlex

#comics #genderqueer #trans #trans artist #trans community #trans pride #trans rights #trans woman #transgender #transgirl #mtf #transfem #laserhairremoval #laser #trans comics #webcomic #my art #I'm Still Alex #im still alex - comic

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tanadrin · 2 months ago

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Love this article. Scientists lasering their own eyeballs to perceive Forbidden Green.

#I wanna stick my head in the eyeball lasering machine

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handern · 1 year ago

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Murderbot, a construct that was built and used to do extreme violence it's entire existence : I hate talking to people but I will try to resolve this situation peacefully if I can, threats only make people panic and then they take irrational decisions. Extreme violence is sometimes unavoidable but last resort.

ART, a peaceful research transportation : I love talking to people because I can threaten them with extreme violence right off the bat and it makes them do what I want (ads more totally-not-weapons to it's research equipment)

#and neither of them influenced the other to be Like That #they were already Like That when they met #first introduction ART was all DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HACK ME MORTAL #then trying to argue that big lasers that explode asteroids aren't weapons #babbles blabbles #Murderbot

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willabee · 2 years ago

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