#within reason

[allastoredeer]

I don’t know why but I think it would be hilarious to see how Alastor and Lucifer would react to a reporter asking about their relationship in ur fic, since they would need to keep their facade and such.

Lucifer probably teaching Alastor how to act, since he has ‘more experience’ in romance, while Alastor reminds him that he has been dumped two times and doesn’t trust a single thing. That mental image is so priceless 😆😆

Also imagine a reporter going like “everyone in hell want to know who tops in bed?”, and lucifer almost proud goes “ofc it’s me”, meanwhile Alastor ace ass is confused as hell, cause he isn’t familiar with the term, but feels offended nonetheless lmao

Meanwhile vox is crying and eating ice cream in bed

Yes, Vox is watching this and he is crying, sobbing, on the floor.

Hehehehe Lucifer is going to have his work cut out for him in the fic, though. He's got more experience than Alastor does, and knows how to at least come off as being in a typical, allosexual relationship.

Alastor is sitting there, zoning out, because hhhhhhhhhh why does this require more effort than he thought it would.

Alastor: Let's pretend to be in a relationship

Alastor when he actually has to pretend to be in a relationship:

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

fun dm tip

if your players roll a perception check and ask "is there a [insert specific thing that I definitely didn't design but go off queen] nearby"

say

yes

always

[caffeinatedbisexual]

My toxic trait is thinking that I could take on the BBC Merlin antagonists in a fight and win

[ohmyarda]

Okay but did the first romance scene have to be that sweet.

[dear-ao3]

question and answer hour w saph. send me whatever

[badlydrawngcat]

great. now put on the shoes.

"Can you tell me why your making me dress like this, by the way?"

oh. no reason.

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

about to go to bed, need things to draw tomorrow

please do feel free to fill up the ask box

okay goodnight :D -noah

[sabraeal]

1000 Followers Celebration, Part 9

January:

Week 1: The Man of Progress [melvik] Week 2: to all the ghosts still standing in this room [soolili] Week 3: Gojo/Marin [My Dress Up Darling] Week 4: Nanami Kento/Bakery Girl [Jujutsu Kaisen]

February

Week 1: Desert & Reward Week 2: Get Up Eight Week 3: Come to Heel [Izanayuki]

We are down to one last week and therefore one last poll! We need one more non-obiyuki AnS pairing to round out the month

Additionally, it is time to reveal the last little part of this celebration! Just as I did with 500 Followers, I will be having a raffle for fic requests! I will randomly select 3 followers to win 1 update request from me. Each like & reblog on these celebration posts will count as 1 entry each!

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

I need to practice writing Eryn again what's something you guys wanna see her do

[elephantbitterhead]

He's back! This time we even got a few pictures from the kitchen window through the shutters, and as you can see he is definitely, exultantly, exuberantly PACKING himself with the blackthorn blossoms & smearing them all over his beak in the process. He flitted around his buffet for about half an hour, so we got a great view -- easily the best & clearest I've had of a bullfinch. My hedge planting plan is succeeding & I'm a great landscape engineer. As usual, s/o to my Viva Piñata career & its formative influence on my gardening.

[bbakizz]

cant wait for sb to get animated bc i wanna know what the flags would sound like. also i need to see chuuyas laugh animated or i might die

[butmakeitgayblog]

A pile of pugs would be your dream come true eh?

I actually would have THE BEST TIME doing exactly that 🥹

But no shh I'm writing nasty canon porn rn don't distract my with innocent cute puppies it's throwing my vibe off 😅

[moondyad]

i like how my brain is so utterly broken that any new media i see, i instantly think "that's kylux-coded"

[candyvoncaramell]

[deathtodickens]

helena, taking this grudge to her (3rd) grave.

[ask-the-becile-boys]

[ID: Reply from user @alreorem reading, "So... Are we starting an auction?" End ID]

Hare: If by "auction" you mean "I'm going to raise the price every time one of you wack-a-doodles comes up to me asking for a hug," then yeah, sure, why the hell not.