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Concept: a completely normal piece of fan art where soldier TF2 buys Wonder bread
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No you don't understand. It isn't about the action of buying bread.
The reason as to why the ladies have to be buying wonderbread is because of the capitalistic symbolism it provides. It's about the consumerist viewpoint of wonderbread, it isn't about the simple action of buying it. It's about the implications of the action has. Its about the company and mass production and the economics of it. It literally has nearly nothing to do with buying wonderbread itself and everything to do with the capitalist viewpoint that is then fetishized. THAT'S the reason as to why you see people fetishizing it. People get off to the capitalist symbolism of it, that these women are consumerist.
This isn't to diss them (I am into fat fetish stuff myself, I don't have any room to judge), but just to provide clarity on the situation.
Thank you for your time.
Hello, I just woke up. What the fuck
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holy shit i think i saw wonder bread guy 2.0 today
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That Wonder Bread dude has discovered the Hellaverse...
And also has a liking for Stella
for very very obvious reasons

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goeniko buys wonderbread
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Oh god.
What's interesting also is that you don't need context or anything besides knowing something is meant to cause psychic damage to be vulnerable to it

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Game night results (from this poll)
Character selection inspired from extraterezi's post!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#SVSSS#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#TGCF#hua cheng#xie lian#You guys know that one image of the cat getting rolled into bread?#that was me the entire time I had to draw all these carts.#I messed up and only had the poll run for a day but the community response was still wonderful! Thanks to everyone who participated!#there were so many funny comments and tags that I *had* to save#I honestly cant think of funnier stuff to say than what ppl already wrote on the OG poll#The Xie Lian sweep was hilarious. He can win by losing.#BTW SQQ 100% says he's picking Rosalina 'for the stat spread' and not because he wants to play as a princess#(he wants to play as a princess)#Please go read extraterezi's post its very funny and well thought out
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….i hate that i have the context to understand this.
"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"
might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based
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Benny boy 💛
that I commissioned from @kokobopam
#im so happy with the results#guys I am positively obsessed#this is going to keep me well going till the season 3 release#LOOK AT HIM#impeccable#my wonder bread#ben pincus#jwcc#jwct#jurassic series#jurassic world chaos theory#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jwcc ben#camp cretaceous#jurassic world#jwct ben
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Dumbass thought but shizun (sy) x Tony the tiger
The Tiger Demon Lord is here to negotiate with Junshang's empress (人❛▽^) ~ ☆✧˖° It's sure to go 𝔾ℝℝℝℝℝ𝔼𝔸𝕋 °˖✧`☆
#just be glad he turned down the wonder bread one sqq!#svsss#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#sqq#sqh#tony the tiger#......what a tag#anon. i have... questions.#however i will admit that if any world can make allowance for pure insanity it is airplane-bro's shitty webnovel#it was a slow month! they were between arcs! a guy's gotta eat!!! so he wrote a couple hundred words for a weird commission!#it's not like he EXPECTED it to get thrown at them like a wifeplot!!! give him a break!!!!!
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If I were to write my own original superhero comic, I would use the 2:1 (and sometimes even worse) gender ratio but in reverse so that for every one male character, there’s two female characters. as reparations for all the male-majority superhero casts. There’s not even gonna be an explanation for it, they don’t have a matriarchy, it’s set in the modern U.S. My female-majority cast requires no explanation because no male-majority cast is asked if there’s an explanation behind them
#tho ofc i’d have my lovely genderqueer characters#yk how every cast has like. The Women character. i’m gonna have my main cast of protagonists be all women except for The Man character.#i’m thinking he’s gonna be the most fuckin normal guy ever like i’m talking steve trevor from dcshg levels of white bread bland#but all the female characters call him one of the girls#simu's two cents#altho honestly if i did want to be a little ‘deconstruction of the superhero genre’ about it as is the trend for the past decade or so#i could have a wonder woman pastiche where it’s a superhero who has come from a beatiful feminist utopia when she was a chuld#and she has no way and no idea how to go back so she spends all her time in the story in modern US trying to represent the ideals of he#her magical feminist utopia. like. jesus christ style.#and everyone both in universe and the readers think that she’s like from an ancient magical world that inspired the mythology of the amazons#and so does she because she came to the modern US as a child and doesn’t even know how she got there like maybe she tbinks she was frozen in#ice captain murica style. and she was also a child when she came so she doesn’t remember a lot#but then it turns out that she’s not from the past she’s from the future#the twist is done planet of the apes style#the message is that yeah we can get to that feminist utopia we just have to fight for it and it may not come for a long time but even the#fight takes us closer and closer yada yada ✨ hopecore ✨ intersectional feminism ✨ u see the vision
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Cursed knowledge.
Everyone talks about the wonderbread guy but nobody talks about how the wonderbread isn't necessarily the fetish object - it's supposed to symbolize like overcommodification or something. Like wonderbread is such a synthetic suburban concoction it implies wherever it is, that area has become gentrified and mown over by capitalism and this like caricature of commodification. That's why all the other pics the dude commissions are women (typically white and blonde) chopping down forests and stuff. The fetish isn't the bread. The fetish is this extreme caricature of earth and culture being consumed by the unstoppable force of like. Sterile Kroger marketability and commerce. That's why the women are always BUYING the bread and not like, fucking it. Its not about the loaves people. It's about Karen Bad End TF.
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my 5-course meal
the skin around my nails
3 ibuprofens
2 prozacs
cereal i'm already tired of
lukewarm milk
#melonposting#when i got groceries on sunday i was like ok.. i don't wanna cook this week so it's just gonna be simple... milk and cereal and bread...#but i've eaten all my bread and i'm sick of the cereal (and it's my only food)#it's literally just been milk and cereal and bread since sunday morning. eeugh#and it's captain crunch guys. it's good the first time and then you hate it. it's so sweet#but i don't wanna waste more money on food... auugh...#sigh. i'm gonna 1) finish this stupid box of stupid cereal 2) get pizza for dinner 3) get more groceries tomorrow#hell world. but at least i get to look forward to pizza#<- yeah no wonder i've been having insomnia & headaches since sunday. it's not just the punk rock concert. it's also this terrible diet lol
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keep in mind when verbalase spent 50k on that animation even the wonder bread guy was disgusted
#meme#shitposting#r196#shitpost#196#funny#r/196#like you know you’re down bad when even the WONDER BREAD GUY hates yiu
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Random rant but something that has bothered me and will never personally get over is how the 3D models be whitewashing the fuck out of Silver (and a lot of other characters for that matter)



Silver is suppose to be damn near the same complexion as shadow

So what????????? The fuck???????? IS THIS??????????????????????

THAT IS NOT THEE SAME DAMN COLOR SEGA ! !


Whyyy does it look like that? So washed out and pasty? Why would you do this to my boy? Why would you set him up for failure like this? Please for the love of God I hope they fix these models.
#it pisses me off so bad guys you have no idea#Also you’re expecting me to believe he survived a fieryhellscape and came out of that with the whitest wonder bread complexion?#okay sega#silver the hedgehog#Dear princess Celestia
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jokes aside who tryna give me 200 dollars.
#★ arin rambles#IM ABOUT TO DIE IM ABOUT TO DIE IM ABOUT TO DIE#HULLABALOO SAVE ME HULLABALOO OH MY GOD#why wonder bread white boy IM DOWN IM DOWN I GOT SHOT IN THE CHEST#Okay sorry guys im gonna be crazy for a while. Dont expect anything but the worst from me for like a Month#Lorddddd if i knew how to do Comissions i promise. He’d be in my arms right now#HES SO CUTE I M GONNA KILL MYSE
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