#woops i rambled

[televisionbodiez]

what if he just played favorites with cassie/j

HELP THATS ACTUALLY SILLY TO THINK ABOUT cassie just has a charm that makes all the animatronics love her, no matter how moody (ROXY)

But this reminds me of how I've been contemplating the idea of sun just not liking adults BUT HES SO SWEET WITH KIDS. and all of his sassiness comes out when he has to deal with grown ups LOL

[randygrim]

Was thinking abt how stretchmarks would work for worker drones, so here is a compilation of my thoughts

Also i figured out the circut stretchmarks below :3

What if the robotic tissue stuff is lined with circutry thats flexible, so when you get visible stretchmarks its because the outter rubber is stretched thin so you can see the circuts underneath

These circuts act as the nervous system and circulatory system.

The gpu would be in the head acting as eyes and visual cortex, the psu in the chest acting as a heart, the motherboard running down the back acting as a spine, multiple coolers throughout the body acting as sweat glands.

Most of the items i just listed are stored in the areas of the body we expect (mostly the torso) but i think that the brain analogues, cpu, storage, and ram, would also be stored in the torso. These cant be places in the limbs or head because we see the extremities being replaced without any issue.

Also cuz we see nori runnung around in her core willy nilly, im thinking that the psu, cpu, ram, and partial storage are all placed in the core.

Not all the storage cuz noris memory was partially fucked with after the collapse, while her core was intact. So some storage since core nori has at the very least a short term memory, but the main storage is in the torso outside the core since her long term memory got fucked.

Ummm thanks for reading my rambles! I think im done talking abt those specifics.

I mainly made this cuz im fat and have a connective tissue disorder, so i have LOTS of stretchmarks. And i wanted to see if i could figure out how to make them robot >:3.

Also i like thinking abt shit too much.

Also also, so much fuckin credit to @melissa-titanium for doing the V drawing. Its very very VERY awesome and was the reason i started thinkin abt this shit in the first place

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

[bittertomato]

Castoria's ahoge tilts down like the usual Artoria ahoges but Aesc's curves up like Arthur's 🥺

[racetrackmybeloved]

thinking about how much pain crutchy must be in

like. his crutch is clearly too short for him. did he get it before hitting his growth spurt and now can't afford a taller one? is he waiting until he grows even more so that he doesn't have to keep on buying new ones? bending over sideways like that constantly must hurt him SO much.

and combine that with carrying stacks of papers all day? the other kids can transfer their papers to their other arm when they start to get tired, but he can't.

someone give crutchy a back massage please and thank you

sidenote: i wrote 'someone get that boy an ibuprofen' as a stupid tag and then thought hm did ibuprofen exist yet and no it did not (until the 1960s)! paracetemol didn't appear commercially in the US until 1950. production of aspirin started in 1899, and it was advertised and distributed to doctors and hospitals at this point, but was not available to the public without a prescription until 1915.

HOWEVER newsboys did sometimes go to hospitals - in 1897 a newsboy named john kelly staying at the duane st lodging house had a sore throat, and the superintendent sent him to the hudson street hospital. and in 1900, after a fight between two newsboys led to one of them stabbing the other in the neck, the injured boy was sent to the hospital (he was apparently fine). that was a very long winded way of saying that it IS feasible for crutchy to have gone to a doctor and gotten a prescription.

so yeah maybe our boy crutchy was actually taking aspirin !

sources woo

[ancha-aus]

RealAgeAU Drabble - Pumpkin Eve

Hello! I am back again! @spotaus

Gonna be real. I wasn't sure where to write the next drabble before i remembered i wanted to do this one. (look i was in the mood for fluff and nice times and not for angst so here we are!)

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Lets go! Also i know it is obvious i take inspiration from stardew festivals over our world festivals and events sshhhh

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Cross stops the truck and Killer grins at the babybones in his arms "Ready tiny bat?"

Nightmare shoots him a glare and Killer can't help but snort as there are now two tiny grumpy faces staring at him. One from Nightmare and one from Nightmare's hoody.

Dust huffs and pokes him in his neck and Killer shoots him a look. Really hoping the slight shiver wasn't obvious. Dust just looks ar him bored in his own cheap vampire costume "Don't annoy Nightmare." and he leaves their beat up truck.

Cross makes a curious noise as he quickly turns off the engine "Dust! Don't get out of the car when the engine is still running!"

Moments later Killer's door opens and Dusty easily picks Nightmare up. Dust shoots Cross a look as he tilts his skull "You were already parked." and he walks towards the side as Horror joins him.

Killer quickly undoes his seat belt and joins the two as Cross grumbles and locks their truck.

Their little group walks towards the main road of town and quickly see pumpkins and decorations everywhere. magical candles floating and all kinds of other spooky decorations.

Nightmare looks around to glance at everything at once.

Killer grins and leans close "Having fun tiny boss?"

Ngihtmare blinks and shoots him a look before answering "Never been to... something like this..." and he goes back to looking around.

Right. BEcause while the hide out had been save it wasn't exactly the hot spot for parties and events. And Nightmare had never been invited to any event of festival before. Well! Time to make this one rock!

Killer grins and pokes the chubby little cheek "Well! Ready to have afun time!?" Even if Killer has no idea what there is to do here. He is used to just trick or treating on halloween and those memories are spotty and from a very long time ago. One that he hardly remembers or honestly doesn't even care about.

Why would he care about half forgotten memories? When he has everythign he ever wanted and could want right here with him?

Killer however is happy it doesn't seem to be a traditional Halloween. Mostly for Dusty and H. Horror must have very bitter sweet memories about all the old parties and holidays from his own universe. How stuff just wasn't celebrated anymore as the food shortage got extreme. And well, Dust is still wrecked with guilt when something reminds him. It is good that this is a different type of party! They will just have to give Nightmare other childhood traditions to enjoy here!

A glance to the side and Cross is looking around in awe as well. Crossy had grown up in pretty much a military AU or base or whatever. It is no big surprise he hardly had fun festivals to enjoy. And even if those were there he probably only guarded and worked at those.

Killer grins as he glances around. Looking for a good spot to start. He sees a lot of games and little stalls to get sweet and nice treats.

They start with a few games. Some apple bopping is one of them, though instead of apples these people use oranges. Some spooky duck fishing game. They all got a kick out of the weird bowling game with a ball with a skull on it called Skull bowling.

After that came the treats. all spooky themed and with a lot of pumpkin flavours. Killer doesn't care too much for the flavour itself but Nightmare seems to really enjoy the more autumn flavours. Which together with his love for sweets makes these snacks perfect!

Killer does see the candy apples in the distance and makes sure they don't go near there. It is about having fun and enjoying their time together.

Killer grins as he leads them to the corn maze, they go in together and easily make it out again. Horror having lead them out of course, wiht Nightmare on his shoulders looking around.

They exit the maze just in time to see Ellie and Dani walk by. the two monsters see them and grin back "Hey guys! Having fun?" Ellie grins widely.

Killer studies the two. Dani and Ellie seem to have gone for some egypt kinda thing. Killer tilts his skull "Egypt?"

Dani sighs but nods as Ellie grins proudly "Yes! Dani is as Anubis! And I am as cleopatra" she grins more "Or better said. CleHOPatra." and she shoots them finger guns.

Killer snorts and hears both Dust and Horror chuckle as well. Cross lets out a loud sigh as Nightmare pouts unamused.

Ellie giggles as Dani looks around "How are you guys liking your first festival?"

Cross smiles brightly "It is amazing!" Nightmare nods his agreement and Killer feels like his soul is being squeezed. Nightmare looks happy and content as he is held by nay of them. Cross is actually enjoying himself instead of trying to force himself to be serious all the time. Dusty is relaxed as he is near and Horror is content and feels at ease.

This is exactly how it should be!

Killer knows he should care more about all they left behind but honestly? He is a pretty selfish person. Everything in the multiverse can crash and burn for all he cares. As long as those who are his are happy he is happy.

He will eventually talk about that... squeezing feeling in his soul whenever he sees them laugh and grin. or when they touch or hug him. Eventually. When he feels a bit braver. For now he just lets himself enjoy this.

The two girls wave their own goodbyes as they rush off to enjoy their date night.

Horror looks around curiously "Where to now?"

Nightmare, who has been tranfered over to Cross, points at a building "Maybe that?"

Killer looks over but knows all of them are already going in the direction of whatever it is. As they get closer they realise it is a haunted house and they share grins.

None of them are easy to scare after all that happened and they went through. They make their way over and talk with the human and monster manning the building.

THe human frowns as they see Ngihtmare "are you four sure you want to take the tiny kiddo in? I mean. It is scary."

Nightmare huffs and pushes close to Cross. Cross just hugs him close. Killer grins "Yeah it is fine! He loves scary stuff!" maybe a bit of an exaggeration but it will work.

the people manning the stall share a look but eventually agree to let them in. On the condition that they don't let go of him.

Which, ppppfffff. As if any of them would willingly let go of Nightmare! Killer is very aware all of them are very clingy when it comes to their babybones. It is alreayd a miracle they are all willing to share tiny boss wiht each other.

They go in and the haunted house has theme rooms. All centered around certain fears or scare situation.

THe first is about canibals which Horror just huffs at with a roll of his eye. They grin with him and Horror snorts a laugh as he mutters "They are using the wrong temperature for human meat." and they laugh as they move to the next room.

Something about a stalker and some lady sitting in the living room. spooky phone calls and shadows in the fake windows. sound track of footsteps. Nice enough alright.

Dust huffs "Way to stalk badly. Announcing your presence."

Killer laughs and hangs over his shoulders, his soul and magic purring at having one of the three this close and not being pushed away as he rubs his skull againt Dust's "Not everyone can be as skilled at stalking prey Dusty~"

Dust lets out a loud sigh but only gives him a small nudge to get Killer to let go. So no actual annoyance.

There is another room about medical experimentation which Nightmare just looks displeased as he mutters about the tools being dirty. Killer nods "I know! It is going to mess with the results." which causes Dsuty to snort as he walks past.

there is another room about spiders and that is just great! they laugh and relax as they walk through and go exit the house, and enter the next area.

Killer walks into the garden only to stop and start laughing. Cross frowns at him before looking and gasping, and then quickly covers Nightmare's sockets. Nightmare pouts "Hey!"

Killer snorts and leans heavily against Horror as Horror just pats his shoulders and back. Dust hums and mutters "naked skeletons. nice."

Becuase plastic skeletons are used for decoration. Which Killer knows is a halloween thing but it ALWAYS cracks him up.

Cross huffs and mutters "it is indecent. Come Nightmare. Lets quickly go."

Nightmare mutters about it being fake and silly but he doesn't protest as he is carried out of the naked skeleton area down the path to get back at the front of the house and the start. Killer does manage to glance around and realise it is set up as a graveyard of some kind with a witch hut and everything. but there are just so many naked skeletons that he starts laughing again.

They get to the start of the house again and Cross mutters about indecent while Nightmare eats one of the many snacks they bought him. Killer knows he is still grinning and giggles every once in a while while Dust and Horror just share amused looks.

They say their goodbyes but Killer makes sure to give the two manning the house a cheeky wink as he blows them a kiss "interesting yard. Didn't realise that were your types." the two share confused looks before looking around the side. Then they both look up shocked and stutter out protests.

Killer laughs as he walks with his friends. Cross shoots him a look "Don't do that!"

Killer grins and winks at Cross "It is harmless Crossy. You know I only mean it with any of you guys~" and he winks again.

Cross has this tiny adorable blush as he mutters about Killer having to be serious before rushing to catch up with Horror.

Killer sighs but smiles. It is fine. Eventually they will realise he is being serious. for now? They are happy and Nightmare hasn't stopped purring for almost two hours now. That is what matters.

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Also also! @mikimakiboo made a very cute drabble for my series! You guys should check it out! It is very cute <3 You guys are all so talented <3

[kitchen-of-the-flesh-glutton]

Well, that cake is a lie.

I wonder what our resident berry boy would think of it?

Resident Berry boy.. Whoever could that mean? The cake ponders on it for a long while, he hasn't seen any ' berry boy ' around here. Not in a good while-

...

not.. in a good while.

he sure wonders that too

he hasn't even thought about him in a long while.. not while asleep.

what would he think of you now..?

The cake tries to reach for the plush, wobbling a bit, though ultimately failed and he decided to stop before he ends up falling over.

Even while twisted, despite everything, this is still a Cosmo.

He misses him.

[buskerjaskier]

So I saw a post floating about questioning the intentions behind Jaskier’s sexuality in S3, and I want to kindly remind everyone that respectful queer representation in media is still sorely lacking and so damn important (perhaps now more than ever) no matter its intentions, and Joey and Hugh handled it beautifully.

[cult-of-the-eye]

Guys I am so proud of myself:

I recognised that I was feeling like shit so I did something about it to make myself feel better!!

(i wrote it down and cried)

I also had some fun!! I went on a walk!! I watched a movie!!

I did it guys!!! I dealt with an emotion in a healthy way!!!

[simpingforcys]

Has anyone taken the mantle of writing out “Fifty Shades of Salmon” yet? Because if not I am quite tempted to.

IT'S BEEN 12 YEARS SINCE THAT POST, AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR THAT FIC.

I haven't even watched the movie, if I'm being honest (all the way through)... HOWEVER- ideas are popping in the horny noggin that's making me blush like a bunny in heat.

Subject and resident of Sugar Rush goes up to the castle as a special guest to meet the king for him to boast about his many victories, his reign, influence, etc., yet it isn't until half way into the meeting as they walk along the castle hallways side by side, they notice the king's gaze lingers on them. Not always on their eyes. But lower, and lower, all over, as if studying your coded figure. They try to ignore it, maybe their attire wasn't appropriate for this meeting? Was there excess frosting on them? They try not to mention it, but they couldn't help their blush, knowing their beloved king's gaze was constantly and quite attentively on them....

It isn't until they have to bid their farewell that they can finally properly smile, offering gratitude for their time, when they feel their hand lifted and held delicately by the king.

Before they can say anything, his soft lips kiss the top of their hand, his fingers lingering on their palm like a subtle caress as he parts his lips slowly, looking up at you with a half-lidded gaze.

"Any time~..."

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SOMEONE WRITE THE REST BECAUSE I CAN'T

[stevethehairington]

hehe look what iiiiiii did today 😋😋

[circusballoon]

Been a little bit since I had a drawing hangout over on Magma.com with @erradox and @burbled !!

These hangouts are always such silly delightful chaos and I love it

[averageludwig]

Ive been looking at your art for… i cant even remember how long. Like a couple months now, i love checking in on your account here to look at new art, or even old art! Everything you draw is unbelievably eye pleasing. The colours, shading, rendering, outfits, every single thing is so stunning, even to the last detail. And dont even get me started on how you draw Demo! Hes my favourite merc, hands down, always has been since i got tf2 a long time ago. He never had as much content compared to the rest and when i found your account it was quite literally like finding a big blue lake in the middle of a desert. You capture his character so nicely, give him his charasmatic flare and charm in every piece you draw. Ik this is a long thing im writing, my bad, i just feel like i should tell you. Dont listen to what any of those jackass people say either in your other asks. Keep on drawing man. 💗 -🦌

I honestly dont even know where to start. This is just so incredibly sweet, I honestly hadnt thought there would a reason people would wanna take time to write something like this to some artist they like. I don't mean that in a bad way whatsoever, It just really moves you, you know? I started this account just like any other art account i made before it but I only intended it to be an archive, I had gotten burnouts so many times and abandoned LOTS of twt accounts cuz of it but something about this tumblr account always felt easier to go to, no matter what I posted some people found it and liked it and it was a nice change of pace from twitters harsh algorithm lol and its really brought me so much confidence and my art has really changed since a few months ago!! I could never trade the support you guys have given me for anything, whether its simple reblogs or commissions. it means alot. really it does. :,,,,) thank you so much . thanks for supporting the crazy fixations i go through too <3

[fireheart223]

I made some fanart of @skeletoninthemelonland's Behind the Codes AU! I love it a lot!! It's a really good AU, and one of the few FNAF AUs that I love a lot! Below the cut is pictures of the original sketches and inking for the first two pictures

Bonus:

Have the chaos of marker and pen marks comparing colors to see what would colors would fit them

[can-of-slorgs]

Local owlbear, what she gonna explodee✨

[slugghee]

Hi! May I get an explanation for your 0612 rainbow charm hc?

Ofc! Thanks for asking!

I interpret rainbows🌈 as something like an emotional support charm ("the rainbow after the storm")

Initially, Die would just see Eggs as just some idiot who occasionally irritates him with all the ruckus he makes. He's pulled Eggs (and Biscuits') pins a few times, but his dislike towards Eggs is rather impersonal and just a natural extension of his misanthropy. He wouldn't hate nor think about Eggs as much as he does towards, let's say, every single solid.

Eggs, while earnest, is easily discouraged. Though he was quite social with the Felt in the beginning, over time he's learned which ones respond to his attempts at socializing well, and which ones he seems to offend no matter what he says. Die is in the middle. Eggs said hi to him a couple times but he just sort of stared at him. So eventually he stops because he doesn't want to be annoying. Eggs also spends the bulk of his time with Biscuits, and Biscuits thinks Die has creepy vibes (which isn't wrong). Eggs has a pretty neutral opinion, but none of this gives him much incentive to approach or hang out with Die.

One way or another, they'd find themselves in a situation where they're in the same place. Maybe it's game night and Die is skulking around. Eggs might blurt something like how it's a good surprise that Die's around, not an unpleasant one. He wouldn't think much of it.

Die, on the other hand, would think about it quite a lot. He wants to be suspicious, but even he has trouble believing Eggs has ulterior motives. So after some period of furtive observation (which Eggs definitely notices but doesn't know what to think of it), Die would hesitantly initiate something on his own. And that's all the encouragement Eggs would need. From then on, Eggs would initiate so many hangouts it'd make Die dizzy. They'd get to know each other a lot better and realize they actually click quite well.

Die is paranoid but Eggs is equally straightforward and earnest. Die would eventually feel comfortable sharing his passions, even the more macabre ones, and he'd surprise himself with how nice it feels to actually share them with someone else. For his part, Eggs is open-minded and curious about Die and his interests, even if they're admittedly a bit spooky. He likes learning about all this stuff, especially if it means he's learning about Die, who has a lot of interesting thoughts and philosophies. Eggs spends a lot of time going on silly, if inane adventures with Biscuits. Die's more quiet, morbid sphere is refreshing.

Okay let's FINALLY get to the rainbows 🌈. Die and Eggs both don't really like themselves. Die is intrinsically aware of this and accepts his unlikability as an immutable fact. Eggs lives in a loop of distracting himself from real introspection until it inevitably creeps up on him again. Both would get meaningful support from each others' perspectives. Die's obsessive understanding of suffering would allow him to recognize Eggs' anxieties. Even if he's not great at taking his own advice, Die would gently help Eggs explore his worries and unhappiness, which he otherwise would have little idea how to acknowledge or deal with. Meanwhile, Eggs likes Die and all of his unique quirks. He doesn't always deal with things in the best way, sure, but Eggs very much does not see him as inherently unlikable! Eggs's steady optimism and appreciative outlook would help prevent Die from crumpling into self-destructive cycles and make him feel like a different option is possible.

I just think they'd be sweet :]