#cult rambles

[cult-of-the-eye]

you know what I get it alice. when the lines are blurred between sibling and parent and you feel so fiercely for someone who you shouldn't have to feel so fiercely for and some days you long for a sense of normality, a hierarchy of care that makes sense to the world but other days you look at your little sibling sleeping next to you in your bed and realise you wouldn't know what to do without them. you wouldn't know who to be.

[the-one-who-lambs]

erm.

⬇️what is that thang⬇️

[h0nkshroom]

gently places these in your hands and cartwheels away into the night

[bluerosefox]

Test Tube Babies, Spleens, and Fruitloop Father?! NOPE. No thanks.

Danny and Ellie take a small, reincarnation, vacation from their duties in the Infinite Realms (King Danny and his most trusted Knight/Princess Ellie). Don't worry, they leave the Realms in good hands (Jazz, Pandora, Frostbite, CW, etc, basically Danny's main council takes over for a few years)

They both weren't expecting to wake up in an assassin cult though.... Nor to find out they're five year old twins now... Twin, somewhat clones of the leader and this guy Red Robin their 'father' is kinda obsessed with....

Great their 'father' is an insane assassin leader fruitloop and their 'dad' is named after a fast food joint... whose barely out of his teens btw.

Danny al Ghul Danyal, cast a glance as his full blooded and twin sister this time around Helen Ellie al Ghul who rolled her eyes as they listened to their 'father' ramble on and on about their 'dad' and how they were created to be his heir (Danny mostly, though he had plans on Ellie going to be trained to be his body guard by someone named Lady Shiva soon)

Yeah, no. Ellie dealt with one evil fruitloop father who cloned her once before, she's not dealing that again or falling for the 'I created thus I love you but not really' bs. They need to leave, like yesterday.

Hopefully their 'dad' is... okay he doesn't need to be okay with it at first but hopefully comes around to it, okay with the two of them showing up on his doorstep soon.

And you know what, they're gonna bring him a gift.

His spleen. Yeah it'll be good to give that back to him.

Since you know that was how they got clones to begin with... Maybe don't leave your DNA with people that can make clones next time.

[ao3-shenanigans]

Shout out to all the beginning authors, don’t be afraid to write badly and to write for yourself

we will love you regardless

[shentheauthor]

Narilamb is either

“You destroy me. You complete me. You betrayed me, yet I can’t let you go. You won, I won’t fight you anymore. I can’t stop fighting you. I love you. I will never stop loving you.”

Or

*Narinder hisses and bunts the lamb and runs away before they can realize he scent marked them. He trips and falls in the mud. The Lamb laughs.*

[autistic-zukoao3]

I have discovered something hilarious.

So, from Heket's pov her and Philly are lovers

However, from Philly's point of view....

They are enemies.

Every morning, Heket starts a fight with Phil. She considers him a lover. She fights her lovers.

I love this frog woman.

[rustyrambles]

any cat named charlie and any dog named archie are the best pets ever. there is so fighting it

[suiana]

------Thirsty Imagine incoming---

Imagine Yan! Cult Leader railing you Infront his followers for a 'ritual' LIKE DNSBADNSJA

Blushing and kicking my feet rn🤭

cw: nsfw, stockholm syndrome or smth idk, god complex??? idk reader got brain washed by cult leader

he thrusts into you relentlessly, rutting into you at a ferocious pace as your hands held onto his shoulders tightly. your breath was laboured from the amount of times he had came in you already, body itching for rest. yet your cult leader had other plans in mind.

"my deity- ngh~ w-we're doing this because of a ritual to cleanse you-! so we can't stop... you understand, right?"

words laced with sarcasm dropped from his lips as he sucked and marked your neck, greedily taking in every part of you. his pace never slowed, still as fast and rough as ever. his hands held your hips tightly, bruising them as his cock hits your sweet spot over and over.

you could only let out tired moans in response, nodding slightly as you stared into those eyes of his. clouded with arousal and devotion they were, and they were all directed to you. you were his deity, the one he worships with all his heart. so who were you to reject this wonderful role? especially when you loved him just as much as he loved you?

it didn't matter whether he fucked you in front of a crowd, and it most certainly did not matter that he had the nerve to claim that this was for a ritual. because you were in love with him. your beloved worshipper. and he had been so diligent in his worshipping! of course you had to repay his devotion.

and what better way than to reassure him of his position as your favourite devotee?

[cult-of-the-eye]

I did everything I could. I took my brain and moulded it into cookie cutter shapes so you could look at it and laugh giddily, clapping together your sticky palms in glee. I breathed, oh how I breathed, I took in that oxygen as if it was patience and substituted carbon dioxide for harsh words. And you talk to me. You laugh with me. You tell me about your problems. And in the pulp of my brain that's sieving through my hands, you hold my thumb and bare your teeth in a grin.

[the-one-who-lambs]

Oh I am having an EVENING. I just got back to school, spent the last 2 days amazingly productive and prepping for finals, and an hour ago I tested positive for COVID.

So then I had to email my students over the Learning Management App (which doesn't keep the formatting of the email site) that class is going be asynchronous tomorrow. At the end of the email, I tried to copy and paste my usual signature. I pasted and hit send too quickly for me to realize it did not copy.

This is an excerpt from the next chapter of the fanfic I am writing.

[gh0st-b0und]

I’m so in love with this small interaction i just had to draw it

From @bamsara ‘s fic :]

[esmiara]

Ah, to be a yakuz- I mean. Ah, to be a tiny drunk japanese mafioso

[cult-of-a-buttercup]

IM CRYING INJUST REALIZED THIS IS NARINDER WHY IS HE NAKED???? GIRL PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON 💀💀💀💀💀

[bitter-hibiscus]

i wish more fics would bring up that time Robin!Jason crawled through a giant pile of decomposing bodies to rescue Batman while he had a major panic attack and then proceeded to be the only thing motivating Bruce to make his way out of there instead of choosing suicide by cult leader

EDIT: I did it myself >:)

[konjkitkatty]

SOME OF THE FUNNIER QUESTIONS I GOT FROM THE BISHOP QNA I HELD OVER ON MY INSTAGRAM i fear a lot of charm was lost with the music but ah well they’re still funny