#would it even be considered that?
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darlingofdots · 3 months ago
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"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
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bixels · 6 months ago
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As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago
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Monty’s FNAF history is all too familiar with Michael,,
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pespillo · 12 days ago
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lets defy the prophecy by transitioning even more
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“perryshmirtz is problematic because it’s bestiality”: overplayed, kneejerk reaction, demonstrates lack of understanding of the source material
“perryshmirtz is problematic because it’s a professional conflict of interest”: fresh, sexy, demonstrates concern for perry’s career image
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angelic-waffles · 2 years ago
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Idk what I’m doing anymore man
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adobe-outdesign · 1 year ago
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"why don't super-intelligent Pokemon like Metagross and Alakazam just take over humanity if they're smarter than us" imagine that a random primate gave you free housing, food, and medical care for the rest of your life for literally no reason other than they want to be friends with you and I think you'll understand
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technically-human · 9 months ago
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Bisexual crisis Crystal edition
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umbrace-rambles · 2 months ago
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ALSO this second episode confirms my theory that each character has their own art style!! Which is SO COOL. Moon/Xiao Yueqing's style is the new cartoony style at the beginning of ep.2 when we learn who she really is and Nice's (especifically Lin Ling's Nice's) is the more comic book style... which makes me wonder which style OG Nice had. Even the villains (as we saw with Lin Ling's boss) have their own art style!
I need to do a post collecting all of them at the end of the show... but to visualize:
Lin Ling's:
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Xiao Yueqing:
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Lin Ling's boss:
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Which does make me wonder.... what if the "default" 3D style is X's?
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deepspacialrift · 5 months ago
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shadowhunter families
this took so long to finish you can see my style changing halfway through lol. it was super fun trying to include subtle family resemblances
artist notes: - ty's eyes are the same color as tessa's - lucie and livvy have the same hair color, while the rest of the brunette blackthorns have tessa’s hair - ash has sebastian’s coloring but clary/jocelyn’s features - alec, anna, and kit have the same blue eyes as will and cecily, but i actually picture kit's eyes to be lighter. i just draw too many blonde haired/blue eyed characters - the blackthorns were the most fun to draw :>
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bibiblocksberg1234 · 2 months ago
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HE SAID THE THING!! Good job, Kalim!!!
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nocek · 8 months ago
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Wade is always winning at the pay attention to me game.
In this case grand prize is hour long lecture about spiders reproduction (and also genetics, don't forget the genetics ;P)
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otiksimr · 10 months ago
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Some Yveltal sketches (curated from my main blog, there's some lore in the tags if you're interested.)
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egotisticalreadergay · 9 months ago
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Absolutely obsessed with how many episodes of Merlin have to do with Arthur being enchanted into being in love with some of the most beautiful women I have ever laid my eyes on. Like imagine being so gay bitches have to magic you into being into pretty girls. I want to call him a slur so bad
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bottombaron · 2 years ago
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The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:
Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.
He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.
Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.
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