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"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
#dottie rambles#there are different gender norms!#lots of european women would be considered dangerously androgynous by american or even uk standards
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As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.
#personal#im still fighting it but im also a realist so I’ve accepted that this will be our future#rant#gen ai is fucking boring#I hope this doesn’t make me sound like a ‘going against the crowd. not like the rest of society’ type (it would be depressing if it did)#but yeah even in a world where it’s considered totally fine to use ai to make art I’ll still be using my bare hands#because I like it and nobody can take that from me#if you’re a young artist interested in or already using ai. just know that the thing you rely on to make art can be taken away at any point#all of it. and there’s nothing you can do about it if they decide to. it doesn’t belong to you
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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Monty’s FNAF history is all too familiar with Michael,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#montgomery gator#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#security breach#fnaf 4#Michael would get Monty#maybe hit fully warm up to him#or even admire him#but understand him on a more fundamental level#sees the worst part of himself in him#considered violent and dangerous when all they wanted was to be liked
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lets defy the prophecy by transitioning even more
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#mentioned#ralsei#ralsei deltarune#susie deltarune#ralsusie#the slowburn of the decade for me to get on this pair. i was lowkey self concious even when i Considered it before#like oh nooo ralsei gets bullied that would be bad. then they turn out to be the most tender to eachother#what the hell are they doing#great yuri wars of hometown approaching#samsa´s art stuff
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“perryshmirtz is problematic because it’s bestiality”: overplayed, kneejerk reaction, demonstrates lack of understanding of the source material
“perryshmirtz is problematic because it’s a professional conflict of interest”: fresh, sexy, demonstrates concern for perry’s career image
#scrolled thru the phineas and ferb tag looking for fanart bc of the revival#did not expect an active fandom#i expected shipping discourse even less#tbh i never rlly considered it before seeing the Disk Horse but honestly perryshmirtz would be pretty fire now that i think abt it#pnf#phineas and ferb#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz
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Idk what I’m doing anymore man
#is this the loggings of a man descending into his own insanity?#a meme redraw?#would it even be considered that?#goodness#the time goes on#and on#and on and on and on and onnnnn#but nothing stops.#nothing ends#nothing works.#am I rambling?#well ramble I will#what is the meaning of life?#neigh#have life meaning?#shall we ever know?#or are we here simply to leave?#leave a path behind#and make things easier for the next generation?#anyways real tags now#the glass scientists#tgs fanart#tgs#tgs hyde#tgs lanyon#tgs jekyll#tgs comic
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"why don't super-intelligent Pokemon like Metagross and Alakazam just take over humanity if they're smarter than us" imagine that a random primate gave you free housing, food, and medical care for the rest of your life for literally no reason other than they want to be friends with you and I think you'll understand
#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon worldbuilding#outdesign posts things#maybe they just wanna be friends with us. ever consider that#the only time they would have a reason to beef with humanity would be like PLA times#and even that seems to be more of a 'stay off our territory and we'll stay off yours' kind of thing
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Bisexual crisis Crystal edition
#dead boy detectives#dbda#palasaki#palasaki week#it was supposed to be for the free day but i've completely lost the plot and I don't know if I'm on time#...or early#i know we all like to think crystal knows she likes girls#buuuut we saw her past. that is not an emotionally intelligent person#i think she was the kind of girl who put other girls down idk#i just think considering how she speaks for women so many times throughout the show#that it would be great character development#also charles figured it out decades ago#maybe even while he was alive#most of the time he crushes on girls though so you wouldn't know it#edwin probably doesn't know either i'm aware#but imagine if you will him reacting to this like "ugh#because he was there when Charles went through this journey and he did not care for it lol#whatever. niko you angel we all adore you#especially crystal... tho edwin might not like that#edwin: how dare you suggest you like niko more than i do?#preposterous
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ALSO this second episode confirms my theory that each character has their own art style!! Which is SO COOL. Moon/Xiao Yueqing's style is the new cartoony style at the beginning of ep.2 when we learn who she really is and Nice's (especifically Lin Ling's Nice's) is the more comic book style... which makes me wonder which style OG Nice had. Even the villains (as we saw with Lin Ling's boss) have their own art style!
I need to do a post collecting all of them at the end of the show... but to visualize:
Lin Ling's:
Xiao Yueqing:
Lin Ling's boss:
Which does make me wonder.... what if the "default" 3D style is X's?
#oughhh could this series get any cooler#It would even make sense... considering X can manipulate reality#and has been shown to switch between at least 3 different styles in the original concept movie#maybe he can copy anybody else's art styles....#umbra rambles#to be hero x#tu bian yingxiong x#凸变英雄X
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shadowhunter families
this took so long to finish you can see my style changing halfway through lol. it was super fun trying to include subtle family resemblances
artist notes: - ty's eyes are the same color as tessa's - lucie and livvy have the same hair color, while the rest of the brunette blackthorns have tessa’s hair - ash has sebastian’s coloring but clary/jocelyn’s features - alec, anna, and kit have the same blue eyes as will and cecily, but i actually picture kit's eyes to be lighter. i just draw too many blonde haired/blue eyed characters - the blackthorns were the most fun to draw :>
#tsc#shadowhunters#the mortal instruments#the infernal devices#the dark artifices#the last hours#im not even gonna try to tag everyone loooool#lightwoods#blackthorns#carstairs#herondales#fairchilds#morgensterns#i would consider a part 2 to pick up some of the stragglers.... simon magnus jessie cristina etc. we'll see#abbarts
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HE SAID THE THING!! Good job, Kalim!!!
#jamil would be so relieved if he heard him#then he would check if he wasn’t a clone of Kalim#it’s even funnier when you consider that in the og fairy gala kalim and jamil end up participating because Kalim couldn’t say no#headcannon that kalim saying no to something is so unbelievable it triggers the entire alternate timeline#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twst#kalim al asim#jamil viper#twst kalim#fairy gala#twst fairy gala#twst book 7
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Wade is always winning at the pay attention to me game.
In this case grand prize is hour long lecture about spiders reproduction (and also genetics, don't forget the genetics ;P)
#spiderverse#wade wilson#deadpool#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#spideypool#deadfang#technically also#poolverang#see how nicely Miguel is wingmanning for Logan#so thoughtfull#so nice#he hasn't considered that little wolverine babies are probably even more of a nightmare that spider babies are#i mean looking at Mayday who is a little angel and a perfect baby maybe it's even more true#on the other hand if the baby would took after miguelito... it would fulfill the demon baby visual cues to the t? lol#glow in the dark red eyes#cure little venomous as fuck fangs#even cuter wittle claws to crawl on a ceiling like horror cliche#spooky season requirements fulfilled 10/10#i guess the baby would be even cuter than Mayday to balance it out xD
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Some Yveltal sketches (curated from my main blog, there's some lore in the tags if you're interested.)
#Feel like my pokemon followers here would enjoy some good eats.#Yveltal are very dedicated parents. They sometimes care for the chicks even long after they've fledged.#But they have some god awful sight and don't have the best of scent receptors.#Adult Yveltal don't eat in the traditional sense. They don't need to hunt or scavenge. They passively consume the life force of the well. L#So over time those senses have just degraded.#Which leads them very vulnerable to brood parasitism.#A pokemon whose chick is black and red can easily be passed off as a Yveltal chick.#Due to this their population is horrifically low.#Legendary as they are. They aren't that well off considering how things are going.#my art#pokemon#Yveltal#Pokémon but worse!#Pkmn#Pkmn fanart#pokemon fanart#pokemon art#pokemon XY#pokemon yveltal#all the tags buster.
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Absolutely obsessed with how many episodes of Merlin have to do with Arthur being enchanted into being in love with some of the most beautiful women I have ever laid my eyes on. Like imagine being so gay bitches have to magic you into being into pretty girls. I want to call him a slur so bad
#bbc merlin#merlin rewatch#arthur pendragon#he's soooo babygirl actually#Also you think they would have given up after a while considering how NOT EVEN MAGIC WORKED
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The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:
Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.
He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.
Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#no srsly#the competence Nandor expressed this episode was off the charts#not that he's not a big dummy at heart#just that i think this is another unreliable narrative thing#we like to go “Guillermo's right there u idiot”#at Nandor#which is valid#but now im thinking that Nandor already knows probably even before the docu-crew showed up#we just all assumed he didnt consider Guillermo because hes an idiot#but hes probably already went thru the 5 stages grief over knowing Guillermo would never be with him for all eternity#and at some point hes going to have to let him go
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