#wreck-it ralph 2: ralph breaks the internet

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Character designs for the Disney Princesses as seen in Ralph Breaks the Internet by Brittney Lee and Ami Thompson

[dust-tastic-1983]

Turbo in hell, watching Ralph breaks the internet: oh, so when that glitch game jumps she's "bored of her life" and "exploring new options" but WHEN I--

[lovewillthaw-j]

Ralphrolled! ("sneak peek" at Frozen II)

Rick Astley and Wreck-It Ralph side by side

[jefpoo421]

You know, RBTI: The Official Guide said anything about Felix cooking

i made it into a picture book page

[cloudberriesforaqueen]

Love all these instances of Elsa and Pocahontas being next to each other 🤎🩵

They're both nature-loving girlies and are good friends with the Wind! 🍂

— ❄️🍂

[putting-ragatha-in-places]

You know that one scene in Wreck It Ralph 2 when a bunch of videogame characters group in front of the wifi entrance?

I bet Ragatha could pretty blend into the crowd as if she was part of the original scene

ragatha in wreck it Ralph 2

(YESSS I LOVE THIS MOVIE)

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: Do you have daddy issues?

Peter: I don't even have a mom.

Natasha, Bruce, Tony, Thor, Wanda , Quill, Steve and Bucky: Neither do we!

[womeninfictionandirl]

Shank by Jin Kim

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Taglist: @photogirl894 , @kanerallels , @bigfrozensix , @lucy-shining-star , @animationfan3000 and anyone else who wants to.

[fantasyandromancelover]

Okay 1st of all Belle was never kidnapped or enslaved. She willingly offered herself to take her father’s place. It was all her idea, and she was not treated as a slave. Lumiere literally said “She is not a prisoner, she’s our guest.”

2nd, “Do people assume all your problems were because a big, strong man showed up?” Uh no! Nobody smart assumes that because…

1. Mulan saved herself and all of China.

2. Pocahontas saved John Smith.

3. Rapunzel and Belle saved both their love interests from death.

4. Cinderella was saved by mice and birds.

5. Tiana, Anna, Merida, and Moana took down the bad guy.

As for Ariel, Jasmine, Snow White, and Aurora, they were in situations where they needed outside help and that help just happened to be male. (Male and female in Aurora’s case) No one could escape what they were caught in on their own. Men included, being female does not mean you can do everything on your own. No one can.

And Vanellope, you’re a kid! A small kid! Of course you need someone bigger and stronger to help solve your problems!

So yeah this scene annoyed me cause some of the stuff they said made no sense.

[yippeecheapdvds]

On Friday I suffered throh "Ralph Breaks the Internet" (2018) Sic-Fi/Adventure

God I hated this. I knew i was going to hate it. I didn't want to watch it, but my friend wanted to do a double feature where we watched the original movie and it's sequel so she dragged me down with her 😭I tried to open my mind to the possibility that it could be at least ok, and it started out mid, but the longer it went on the worse and worse it got and the more I hated it. I did have some fun tearing it apart with my friend but it still hurt to watch and for most of the movie i was audibly groaning to drown out the cringe dialogue or gripping my head and screaming "NOOOOOO"

Shit I liked:

The squareheaded Mr Litwack. it was cute. also seeing his office.

Learning that the arcade is located in Sothern California

the green pop up ad guy and Knowsmore.

The little part where Ralph went to the old internet, and it had signs like "y2k" and "dial up" covered in dust.

The way the player characters moved in Slaughter Race

the chase sequence in Slaughter race. made me think for a second that I could actually like this movie.

Uhhhhh yah that's it

Shit i have mixed feelings about:

Felix and Calhoon were barely in the movie. Turbo wasn't in it at all. Sad that I didn't get much/any of my favorite characters but good thing they were barely/not here so the movie didn't have much/any time to ruin them.

The giant ralph monster was creepy as hell which like, good job on that but conceptually I hated it.

Shit i fucking hated, sorted by how mad it made me:

The way they made the internet super squeaky clean, only full of cat videos. like i know why they did it but it comes off as super fake.

The insults ralph was reading were all super lame.

Ralph going viral was stupid as shit

the pancake bunny. vile.

The friendship break up was stupid as shit. Ralph was hella dumb and acted like a kid i hated it.

the way they desaturated the colors in sugar rush to make it seem boring and less appealing. i saw that. fuck you.

most of the dialogue was hella cringe and hurt to listen to.

ralph game jumping in the middle of the day to make Vanelope that track. couldn't you have just waited untill after hours???????? fucking idiot.

the fucking missed potential??? we could have had a movie where they like visit internet games and feel like arcades are fading in relevancy, or had them meet versions of themselves from like emulators or other arcades or something; like seeing a Ralph that did go turbo, a Turbo that diden't, a Vanelope who never had trauma. it really felt like whoever wrote this movie didn't care about the original film and just picked out a stock kid's movie conflict that spat in the face of the original move's themes and meseging.

the oh my disney section, and the princesses. just all of it. easily one of the most painfull parts of the whole movie.

The way Ralph acted the entire godam movie. they completely threw out his characterization and character development in the last movie and had him acting like a creepy tween. WHY DID THEY MAKE HIM SO STUPID???

the idea that Vanellope 'belongs in slaughter race' is a travesty for multiple reasons one of wich being that SHE'S 9 and that game is almost certainly teen and up.

The WAY VAN ACTED OH MY GOD GIRL she spent the entire last movie trying to belong in sugar rush and then she just got bored and threw it all away???? why???? WHY DID THEY MAKE HER GO TURBO I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

The fucking ending.

Congratulations RBTI, you managed to achieve the extremely rare rating of 2/10 and become the second worst movie I've ever seen. Don't see this. forget it exists.

[dust-tastic-1983]

What do you think turbo/kc would do if he somehow ended up on the internet? Obviously if he's still a cybug he'd just infect everything like the virus he is. But in the highly unlikely scenario that he both survives the first movie AND reverts back to non-cybug state, went back into hiding and then made it on to the Internet, what would he do?

Would he be on NASCAR related forums arguing semantics and sending people their IP adress before getting banned for spamming? Would he hang around the dark web? He definitely would join racing games like slaughter race and roblox and the likes getting banned a couple times before he figures out he can't get away with harassing people for using a banana peel in mario kart.

He knows code, would he try to better his skills? Would he look himself up on knowsmore? Would he spend all his time trying to get revenge on ralph and vanellope or would he move on with his life? He would not lmao

Would he try to become an influencer? What kind, gaming? Car related? Prank channel??? God he would thrive on drama content Holy shit.

Look, ralph breaks the internet isn't a good sequal, but I like worldbuilding and I really wanna put turbo in scenarios and see what he will do like a lab rat.

[sapphanimates]

i love the wreck it ralph version of sonic so much you guys you've got no idea

[jefpoo421]

[cxcervenus]

Crazy how disney thought ralph breaks the internet would win over spiderverse AND incredibles 2…. 👀