#wrestler x you

[plentyoffandoms]

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Warnings: Some swearing. Descriptive sexual acts. Oral (f receiving) unprotected sex. Smut under the cut.

Just like all my other stories, this has not been proofread, but please enjoy.

Gifs & photos do not belong to me.

Requested by anonymous. Hope you like it. Sorry it took so long. Sadly, I can only work on these on the weekend.

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Samuel - Darby Allin

"Come on, sweetheart, that's it. Cum all over my face and fingers me." I groaned through clenched teeth I buried my face in her pussy once more.

Her back arched off my couch, her one hand on the top of my head as I finger and eat her out. Her other hand is groping her own tit as she cries out my name as I quickly bring her closer to the edge.

I can feel her walls fluttering around my three fingers I have buried deep inside, rubbing against that spongy spot that has her almost screaming my name.

Her juices running down my chin, as she was about to finish, but I pulled back from her body. Her loud groan sounded like music to my ears. "What the fuck Samuel?" She cried out.

I ran my hands up and down her bare thighs, still not believing that this was real. That this is actually happening. "The first time you cum, I need it to be around my cock."

I started to undress, her watching me, her already completely naked biting her lip, as her hand trailed down her body to place with her pussy. Our eyes never waive from one another.

I still do not believe my luck as I gripped my cock in my hand, jerking it a few times to spread the pre-cum around, and lining myself up with her pussy.

I started to push in, groaning as her heat and wetness engulfed my cock, thanking silently to whoever is out there, that I finally grew a pair and asked her to hang out.

She agreed to come over and watch a movie, and as we watched the movie, about half-way though I couldn't keep it to myself. I blurted out that I had a crush on her.

I waited for her to laugh at me, but all she did was kiss me, At first, the kiss started off gentle, but it soon became intense. Her clothes came off, and I found myself kissing down her body until my face was buried between her thighs.

Her nails dig into my skin as I bottom out. I look down to see where our bodies are connected, and her pussy is fluttering around my cock. I had to will myself not to make a fool of myself and finish so quickly.

I leaned down and kissed her as I pulled my hips back slowly, wanting her to feel me. She kissed me back with as much passion, if not more. Her mouth fell open in a gasp as I slammed into her.

I did this a few more times, still kissing her until I pulled my lips from hers, but my arms under her legs, and started to fuck her into my couch.

Her screams and moans were bouncing off my walls as I brutally fucked her.

"You're close, aren't you love?" Nod of her head, yes. "Yeah, I can feel you, squeezing my cock so tight. Trying to choke it, huh?"

"Please let me cum Samuel." She started to say.

"You deserve to cum all over my cock?" Nodding her head once more, I laughed as I shook my head. "I need you to say it one more time." I started to slow my pace down.

"No, no, don't stop. Fuck, please let me cum Samuel. Please. I need to cum." She cried out. I went back to fucking her at a brutal pace.

"That's it. You can cum." The words were barley out of my mouth, before I felt her body go stiff, her back arching off the couch, her pussy tightening around my cock, that I almost choked at the feeling, as she came all over my cock.

Her mouth fell open in a silent scream as I fucked her through her orgasm. Never once stopping.

I fucked her through two more orgasma before I couldn't hold off anymore.

I pulled out and jerked myself off all over her stomach and chest, just in time.

My eyes were closed as I jerked myself off all over her body. I opened them to watch her drag her finger through the sticky mess and bring it to her lips.

I watched as she wrapped her lips around her fingers and sucked them clean.

I felt my half-hard cock twitch in my hand at the thought of cumming down her throat.

"Samuel, mind if I shower?" Her innocent question had me moving away from her and holding my hand out to help her off the couch.

I smirked to myself once I saw how wobbly her legs were, as I showed her where the washroom was.

◆

We fell asleep after watching another movie. Her in my bed, which I offered the guest room, but she ended up in my bed.

I woke up to her kissing down my chest, working her way down to my morning wood.

"Before you do that. I have a question." I groggily said, hoping I don't ruin this moment. She was just about to pull my boxers down.

She stopped what she was doing and looked up at me, indicating for me to continue.

"I want you to be my girlfriend. I don't want this to be a one-time thing." I waited for her to give her answer. It took her all of ten seconds to answer, but to me, it felt like hours. She pulled my boxers down, and my cock hit the bottom of my stomach.

"Yes, Samuel." Was all she said before wrapping her lips around my tip and started to suck.

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[h-harleybaby]

Wrestler Cartman x reader

Literally writing this for someone specific because they’re like, my biggest fan at this point and I love them <333

I wrote this with that fem!wrestling manager reader in mind but it can be interpreted as gn reader. I don’t think I need to say this but all this is clearly aged up

NSFW CONTENT

• We know wrestlers are pretty strong, right? Yeah well Cartman’s a heavy weight so he’s not just a lil strong- HE’S S T R O N G

• He loves manhandling you, like a lot more than regular Cartman. It’s just so easy and FUCK THATS HOT

• A full Nelson is illegal in wrestling but like, he definitely puts you in the full Nelson position while y’all fuck 🤭

• Ngl I feel like that’s his favorite position and he gets a laugh out of it because he can’t do it during wrestling. Plus he just KNOWS you look so fucked out

• Bonus points if he does all of it in front of a mirror and whispers the filthiest fucking things in your ear while he makes you watch him fuck you

• Y’all know how I said Cartman gets super agitated and angry at tournaments? He hates losing a match but LOVES pulling you away after he lost and fucking you stupid because he’s so mad about losing

• Quickies are pretty often for y’all, after all he has a minimum of about 45 minutes until he has to wrestle again and sometimes he doesn’t want anything besides you

• Sometimes y’all don’t even have time to fuck because ya know, there’s other wrestlers you have to tend to so he goes for the next best thing. Face fucking ✨

• Not a blowjob, face fucking. He’s so rough with it sometimes that it’s not a blowjob anymore and it’s straight up face fucking

• Cartman gets sooooo frustrated if y’all start making out all angry after he loses a match and then you’re pulling away for another wrestlers match

• Also I feel like I have to mention, usually all this happens in the guys locker room and y’all have to be EXTREMELY careful because there’s wrestlers coming in and out all the time

• Ofc y’all don’t ALWAYS fuck at tournaments, sometimes it gets too busy or there’s not enough privacy or ya know, he’s too distracted. That doesn’t mean y’all don’t fuck though

• Can guarantee that tournament days are usually days when y’all fuck

• Anyways, tournaments usually end SUPER SUPER late, even the ones that are split between 2 days. So sleepy sex is another thing that happens between you two often

• Usually sleepy sex is more sweet and gentle rather than at tournaments where he’s really rough so that’s really nice

• Hehehe giggling over how Cartman would definitely wear a few of the wrestling medals he’s earned over the season while he fucks you

• He’s a winner and he likes to remind you that he is, and likes to remind you of just HOW he won those medals

• I feel like he wrestles you but it’s more of a play wrestle than anything. It usually ends up in him pinning you down and having his way with you (ofc consensually) though

• Because of that ^^ over time he started getting a boner while wrestling because he was reminded of you literally ALL THE TIME while doing it

• It’s definitely super funny to Cartman though because it always scares his opponents and catches them off guard so he can win. I mean, win by any means necessary right?

Ignore spelling mistakes this was just a super quick thing I threw together to feed y’all

[doyouknowthiswrestler]

DO YOU KNOW THIS WRESTLER?

[hannah-h-pleb]

So I’m a silly goose and forgot to make a post, but it was @h-harleybaby’s birthday the other day! Happy belated birthday girlie girl! I hope your day was just as special as you 😁❤️ (that was painfully cliché oml)

Harley introduced myself and many others to the concept of “Wrestler” Cartman. I for one, LOVE the concept, so here’s my take on it 🤪

This one’s for you Harles!

Wrestler Cartman: General NSFW Headcanons

Content Advisory: NSFW content, smut (18+), minors DNI, aged up characters (late teens, high school AU), female bodied reader

For one I can absolutely see Cartman as a wrestler. I like to imagine that he would 100% enjoy wrestling because he gets to fight people for sport (with some boundaries that he has, probably crossed at some point in time). If he wins, he’ll be cocky as hell about it, hyping up the crowd to cheer louder for him and probably mocking his opponent

To everyone’s surprise, he’s actually really good at it. Despite losing multiple fights as a child, he shows himself to be a talented wrestler and probably winds up being one of the top wrestlers in school

But every champion needs his lucky charm…and right now he’s only got his eyes set on one person: You

He’s had eyes on you for a while, so what better way to show off and impress you by inviting you to one of his wrestling matches? This way he can show you how strong he is. Show you how much of a champion he truly is

To his delight, it works. You watch him as he wrestles with his opponent, admiring his figure, his strength, the way his body looks all sweaty…yep you’ve got a crush now

It didn’t help that whenever Cartman would pin someone down on the floor and he just so happened to be facing your direction, he’d look over and give you a cheeky grin as if to say “You wish this was you huh?” (Yes, yes you did)

You kept going to his matches. Of course you were there to support him, but you just couldn’t get enough of how good his body looked in that tight singlet. The look on his face whenever he’d throw someone down, the determination in his eyes, his cockiness, you couldn’t get enough. So you decided to do something about it. You asked him to show you some of his wrestling moves with you

He was hesitant at first, not wanting to actually hurt you, but when you reassured him that you would be fine, he happily obliged but was still careful. He would throw you down, hold you down on the floor, the whole nine yards. It wasn’t until you two got this close to each other that you both realized just how attracted you were to one another, and that’s when it all changed.

Wrestler Cartman is rough, and I mean, rough. He uses his strength to his advantage and absolutely manhandles you. Holding you down while he fucks you, putting you in positions that you didn’t even know you could be put in, wrapping his strong hands around your neck, the list goes on

He has a “sleeper” build, still chubby but he’s got more muscle in his arms than before. This dude is STRONG. And he uses his strength to his advantage

He also uses his weight to his advantage as well. He’ll use his body to pin you down while he slides himself inside of you. Two words: Mating press.

If he loses a match? Be prepared to be ruined after the match is over. He’ll be so angry that he’ll just use you to relieve himself of his “high strung” emotions. For example, instead of just letting you suck him off, this time he’ll just fuck your face. He doesn’t care if you can’t take it either, he wants to push you beyond your limits and use all of your holes for his own pleasure

He’s a rough guy in general, but if you two do it after he loses a match? That’s when his power hungry/sadistic side comes out full force. He wants to remind you of how strong he is and how much power he has over you even if he lost a match with you watching. He’s still in control, and he’s going to do whatever he wants to you and you don’t get a say otherwise

Face fucking, mating press, manhandling, Wrestler! Cartman can check every box. Oh and not to mention, he loves pulling you off to fuck you in the change rooms. He covers your mouth with his hand as he takes you from behind up against the wall. This dude gets so horny for you so easily sometimes he just can’t help himself

Can’t keep his hands off of you either. Whenever you you two are together, he’s always got an arm around you. He wants everyone to know that you belong to him and you are his lucky charm

I believe Harley said this one in her headcanons but I’m going to echo it: Sometimes when you guys fuck, he’ll be wearing his medals while he fucks you. He’ll whisper in your ears exactly how he got this medals. “Remember when I held that one loser down on the floor? That’s where this came from sweetheart. Oh what, you like hearing about what I do to people when I’m up there? Now I know just how filthy how you are……”

Oh. And if you just so happen to be a manager for his wrestling team?…. Best believe that man is going to be all over you whenever he can

Pulling you off to the side to make out with you, teasing your pussy while no one’s watching, calling you a “dirty fucking slut” if you start whimpering, making you suck his cock quickly in the restroom before his match, you can never fully predict what this dude is going to do to you next. And you just love it

[dirtywresling102]

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[fairy-pd]

girlies im doing it

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Thomas Hewitt x age regressor!reader

WARNING: reader's little age is around 1-8 yrs old and okay with physical touch. GN reader, no mentions of what the reader's appearance is. Use of strong language, and use of the terms daddy, dada and papa. May not be appropriate to read while age regressing!

((this is my first time ever writing a hc drabble, sorry for all the mistakes aaaaakqksksk!!!!!))

BIG on the daddy/papa/dada stuff. will die. will melt. will blush and, most importantly, will do anything for you as long as you call him any of the above

You got this man wraped around your little finger

You were already the most precious thing in his life but after he found out you had this softer, more innocent side that was even more dependent on him??? you're the purest, most angelic thing ON EARTH to him now and he will do ANYTHING to keep you safe

Tbh he doesn't really understand what's going on, even if you explain it to him. He knows its something very far away from any kind of sexual stuff, this much he gets, and isnt bothered at all by the whole thing; he understands its something completely harmless that makes you both happy

Tommy boy is ye old Provider™️, sometimes to his own detriment

It makes it hard for him to throughly discipline you cus 1) he doesn't wanna make you upset, and 2) he doesn't understand that boundary setting goes both ways, and that he is allowed to have his own boundaries respected

This often leads to him trying to juggle between his responsibilities around the house, his own basic needs and taking care of you

As kids do, you'll end up testing his limits and he won't ever tell you "no", which can lead him to feel a little upset (not mad!!) over something you did

Picture Tommy grumpy all day long cus you bit his finger a little too hard

You'll have to talk to him about this when you're out of your headspace, about what kinds of things he doesn't want you to do and what kinds of things you're okay with him doing to enforce boundaries

You'll have to give him lots and lots of reassurance about his caregiving

Will freakout if you cry. In the TCM 2006 universe he hasnt been frequently around super small children, as far as I know, so he doesn't know that little kids cry that much about things that are so??? nonsensical???? sometimes

'Why are they crying about the cockroach I stepped on??????'

He'll spoil you as a result of his adoration for you, his permissive-leaning style of caregiving and his inexperience with children

Expect lots of hand-sewn gifts. You'll have all the plushies and clothes in the world if it the depends on this man

Expect also all the cuddles, kisses, head scritches, hand holding, all the nine yards of our big boy's biggest love language: physical touch.

He is going to be really gentle, even after you reassure him that he wont hurt you cus ur not made of porcelain, cus he is kinda terrified of scaring you shitless again and making you fear him. It tackles into his abandonment issues

But honestly? There's very few things in his life that make him feel so...fulfilled, and the biggest one is being your caregiver

A provider at heart, as I said earlier, Tommy loves the feeling of taking care of the people he loves and making sure they have everything they could possibly need. It makes him feel important to be relied on, and to be the person people come to when they need help. Makes him feel needed, valued, appreciated

So imagine what your little babbles and love declarations do to this poor man's heart

Nothing in the world compares to when you come crying to his open arms saying "I missed you, papa..."

Or when you tell him he's the "bestest most handsomest daddy in the whoooooooleeee wooooorrrrldddd"

Or even better, when you wrap your arms around his neck and your legs around his front, tightly, when he picks you up

He swears to God one day you're gonna make his heart explode

How in hell did he manage to find a baby so pure, so innocent, so goddamn tiny at heart like you??? how??? what did he do to deserve you???

He LOVES coming to your little makeshift bedroom in the basement to hang out after a hard day of chopping, killing, and chasing people all around town

He won't ever greet you with his bloody apron on, doing his best to present himself as clean as possible in case its "baby hours" as he calls your regression

You're not really allowed to go anywhere without him or Luda Mae, so you end up missing him a lot (and sometimes having meltdowns, all by yourself :(( ) and being extra clingy when he eventually shows up

He made you a little doll of himself, using an old dress shirt he was gonna give to his mom to use as a rag, and it smells just like him, which comforts and calms you down a little till he comes back

The softest, most caring and wholesome cg ever, thats all

Thats it for today aaaaaa!! I think ill eventually post a follow up for this cus its late, Im sleepy and this man makes me so so so so happy I cant even😭😭😭

Thanks for reading!!

[lokisprettygirl]

Hit me Baby, One more time (Wrestler loki x Female reader) (Extras)

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Summary: Based on this request Can you write about wrestler loki in that interview few years later all happy and nice talking about how much he loves his wife and kids all and how his life and his attitude towards it has changed and just being all happy, grateful things. I'm missing him so so much ❤.

Warning: Mention of pregnancy, implied smut.

You had a smile on your face as you fixed his tie, he kept staring and you could totally feel his eyes on you

"Are you nervous?" You asked him and he shook his head,

"Why would I be nervous little thing??" He chuckled, It's been ten years but the name still made your heart flutter

"I don't know baby ..it's been a long while since you have been on camera" you whispered softly so he pulled you closer, being as careful as he could be.

"Mmmhm? Well if I get nervous I'll just look at my girls and feel okay yeah?" He rubbed your belly and it made you blush, Damien was 5 now and you both were ready to bring a baby princess into the world, Little Lyla was all set to appear in three months,

"We are always here" you smiled as you cupped his cheeks and kissed him softly

"Mmm did you talk to dad? Dami isn't causing much trouble now is he?" He chuckled and you giggled in response, he was a handful but then he was Loki's kid. 

"They can handle him for a few hours, are you ready hubby?" You asked him and he smiled.

"Yes..I love you birdy, can't wait to hold you again" 

He had an interview set with Jimmy Fallon tonight, he was opening a franchise for the gym in New York City as well as LA, sometimes it was hard for you to process that he gave up the life of limelight and fame for you and kids but then you knew he was the happiest when he was with you and you were the most blessed to have him as your life partner. 

As the interview began he did get a little nervous and jittery, he was so out of the limelight and he had no regrets about it. He didn't miss any of it, he made enough money to take care of you and his family for life,

"You look shaky my man, you alright" Jimmy asked him and Loki gave him his signature laugh . Then he looked around and found you in the audience

"Funny thing is my darling wife .." as soon as he said that everyone started to cheer and you felt a spotlight on you 

"There she is.." he smiled widely and the attention made you blush. You'd never get used to it "Pretty pretty birdy" he turned his attention towards Jimmy again once he was done gawking at his pregnant wife "She asked me if I was nervous and I was just sooo smug about it..but she was right like always" he chuckled and Jimmy laughed too

"Well wife is always right, that's just how it is" 

"Definitely, without a doubt" Jimmy smiled

"So first of all congratulations and I'm not talking about the opening of your gym here..that's great etc etc but there's something else I should be congratulating you both for" Jimmy said to him and Loki blushed as he looked at you,

"Thank you man, thank you, I am truly blessed" 

"I can see, it's so transparent..you are literally glowing, is it the makeup?" Jimmy asked him and Loki chuckled

"It's the pregnancy and all the sex we have been having lately" the crowd cheered as he said that but he left you all flushed with that comment. He winked at you and you shook your head in disbelief.

"Mannn I can't believe how much you have changed from your WWE days and for good, I'm so proud of you" Jimmy smiled as he said that

"Thank you so much, and I can't take the credit for any of this, I was so lost in every way until I met birdy.."

"Just so you guys know he calls his wife birdy, how cute is that..I apologise for interrupting..please keep going" Loki blushed at the comment and so did you.

"It's all her, I'm here because of her and my family.." the crowd boomed into a cheer again. He whispered a soft I love you as he looked at you and you responded the same way.

They talked about the opening of the gym when he was done gushing about you.

You looked around and everyone had their eyes on him , he was just so strikingly handsome and that was something that would never fade, not even with time or age. He was so beautiful and he was your husband, the father of your children, the love of your life. How did you get so lucky?

After the interview concluded heimdall took you backstage again, 

"Are you alright my darling?" Loki had you in his arms as soon as he spotted you, he was so attentive all the time but he was extra careful these days.

"Yesss.. you did so good little baby, I'm so proud of you" you kissed him softly and he smiled.

"Mmhm? And I'm so proud of you for looking so pretty up there, I will have to reward you for that birdy" he pressed a kiss on your neck and you giggled. Always love his rewards.

"Ladies would still sell their soul just to touch you, you know that?" You mumbled so he kissed your forehead. Once in a while insecurities still creeped in but he never allowed you to sit with those thoughts in your head.

"And I'd sell mine for you and you only, never forget okay?" Your eyes teared up at the sweet words.

"I love you" you wrapped your arms around him tightly, the pregnancy gave you several mood swings but none of them ever made you feel any less grateful for the life you were building with him.

You'd always thank your stars that they brought you to him, it was a happy fateful day when you saw him for the first time, so many ups and downs, you didn't even recognise the loki you met now that you looked back, he was so guarded and it took you a long time to break those walls but your relationship with him only grew stronger with time. 

"And I love you my birdy, I am always going to love you the most"

He owed his life to you and he'd never not remember how blessed he was to wake up with you in his arms every morning.

❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️

[deathtriangles]

THEM

[whorehausen]

(Cages are) Not Safe For Work. (Crybaby part 4)

Title: (Cages are) Not Safe For Work. (part 4 of Crybaby) Characters: Wheeler Yuta/Daniel Garica/Jon Moxley/Bryan Danielson Warnings: Full tags inside fic. AO3 Link: Summary: When it had started earlier in the day Daniel should have told Yuta no. Should have told them they don’t mix work and play but that felt kind of redundant considering what he was doing to him. He should have told him no anyway because he’s been buzzing around in subspace backstage barely able to concentrate on anything other than what was going to happen after Rampage tapings. The promise of going home with the three of them, Yuta, Bryan and Mox – he hadn’t gotten to play with Mox yet he didn’t know what kind of lover he was and knew he was safe though. Yuta didn’t bring him to anyone who wasn’t good or safe. He trusted Yuta. That’s why when he followed him into the locker room earlier he hadn’t questioned it.

[plentyoffandoms]

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Just like all my other stories, this has not been proofread, but please enjoy.

Warnings: panic attack.

Gifs & photos do not belong to me. 1st gif @lunarwritesthings

Requested by anonymous. Hope you like it.

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Jay - Christian Cage

I was talking with Nick when Adam came running up to me. "Jay, she needs you." Was all he needed to say for me to take off behind him.

He had already placed her in a room, away from the other people, backstage, but he knew it was time for me to take over. He closed the door behind him.

I called out her name for her to focus on me, but her eyes stayed on the ground.

I knelt down in front of her, letting her know what I was doing. I didn't need to startle her.

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"Hey, baby girl. Focus on me, okay?" I cupped her face with my hands, waiting for her eyes to focus on my face, but she never did. She was staring off to the right.

Okay, this is going to take a bit more than her, just focusing on my face and voice.

"Okay, baby." I said softly. "What are three things you see?"

It took her a bit to answer, but the moment I heard her say, "Door, gymbag, bottle." I knew we could get through this together.

"Good, baby girl, good. Now, what three sounds do you hear?"

"Your voice. Adam's voice." He was talking loudly in the hallway, but that is okay. "Music." Even I had to focus on hearing the music, but there was some there.

"Now, move three body parts for me." I let go of her chin as she moved her head side to side. She held up her arms over her head and moved her fingers in front of my face.

"Take some deep breaths for me. You know how we finish this off."

I did it with her.

We both breathed in deeply for five seconds, held the breath for five seconds, and breathed out for five seconds.

We did that until I she hugged me. Muttering how sorry she was. I stood up at this point, with her arms still wrapped around my neck, and I took her spot and sat her in my lap.

"You have no need to ever be sorry, my love. You help me when I am in need, and I you. Now, what do you need now?" Sometimes she wants food, a nap, a cuddle.

"Just hold me a bit longer until you have to go out there."

"Of course, baby. Whatever you need."

I didn't leave her until Adam opened the door, letting me know that I about half an hour until it was show time.

He found the two of us sleeping. With her in my lap, and my arms wrapped her, holding her to chest.

He took a photo and then woke us up.

"You go and get ready. I'll take her to get something to eat."

"Okay, baby. I gotta go. Buy whatever you want. It's on me." I kissed her until Adam cleared his throat, reminding us that he was still there.

But I just kissed her a bit longer, ignoring my oldest friend as he talked over us. Her and I smiled into the kiss.

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[h-harleybaby]

asking wrestler cartman to show you diff wrestling holds (he goes for the most intimate ones) and one thing leads to another and he’s fucking your brains out 😇

also yes i researched wrestling stuff bc of you 🤭

-🇰🇭

You’re SO FUCKING RIGHT about that like omg. Honestly, Cartman would probably make up moves just to put you in certain… positions and you would be none the wiser because there’s literally a wrestling move called chicken wing so who are you to question the wrestler?

Also I’m so proud of you hun 🥺🥺 I love wrestling so it makes me so happy to know you’re researching it and stuff

[udurghsigil]

(just watched a thousand zsj videos b4 switching to my nightly video essay) hey doesn't super eyepatch wolf kinda look like zack sabre jr

[the-kipsabian]

i really do need to make like a list of faves i’d like to be tagged for when theres content jasnkdna

[disneyismyworldforever]

I never finished #hmbomt I’m bad friend -.-