#wrw.txt

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i think we don't talk enough about how HARD Gansey's "So, what do you know about Welsh kings?" hits. like COME ON, I fully believe it's the best one-liner in the series

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thinking about this bad summary of Pride and Prejudice I made in eighth grade so I wouldn’t forget the plot while doing a report

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not sure why moon knight is trending, but I just want everyone to know that I ❤️ Steven Grant

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blue reads sylvia plath to be understood but ends feeling more philosophical and angry, gansey reads sylvia plath to be a better feminist and accidentally self-diagnoses, henry reads sylvia plath to "get the hype" and comes out with a tumblr account

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gatsby was never a good person. or maybe he was the best man you've ever met.

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okay but are you a Tim Drake has a Bristol accent (for no plausible reason) girlie or are you a Tim Drake has a weird ass variation of a Jersey accent girlie

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Debate Quotes I forgot to post:

(in honor of me giving up on debate for the season)

"the best way to stop weapons stockpiling is to 'Just Say No'??"

"the audacity of a man with the confidence of a muppet"

"what if, hypothetically, we knew these burgers could kill millions of people?"

"school breaks are not killing children"

*climbs over a chair*

"the only thing predictable here is that we will waste money"

"go take your depression photo"

"we're here for a good time, NOT a long time"

"please don't compare gay rights to the Taliban."

"as Taylor Swift once said, band-aids don't fix bullet holes"

"The U.S. and McDonalds are very different."

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heads up people, suburban legends by taylor swift is the new Pynch anthem (if not the new gangsey anthem)

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uma thurman i love you dearly but no one was seriously looking at irene and vincent and thinking "oh yeah, this is the ideal pairing of the movie"

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do you ever get the worst email imaginable?

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ima be honest the first time i heard heather by conan gray i thought it was about some angsty guy who fell in love with a lesbian

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thinking about the time that my friend and i spent a good five minutes giggling over how Jing Yuan is kinda like 久远 (jiu yuan) because it means old

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the sheer amount of lesbianism going on in the background of the fri(end)s music video has me going crazy and also thinking perhaps that yoongi should look out for his spot as the designated lesbian protector

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most of the 2023 national extemp finalists could fix me (lying but hopelessly in love)

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guys I’m in finals and there’s a girl who the same speech as me is here too HELP

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i can't believe hoyo missed the opportunity to throw childe in prison earlier in the fontaine arc and just recreate les miserables