#wtf is a hornton

[mallleus]

imagine one day you're hangin' out with Malley bro and then all the sudden he hands you his neck corset and says, " Will you do the honors, child of man?"

Then the next thing you know Silver and Sebek are tackling you to the ground and you're on the Valley of Thorn's most wanted

(Clarification post)

[ithseem]

Court of Darkness and Twisted Wonderland Crossover Headcanons: Part 3

Part 1 || Part 2

It's no secret that Lynt randomly falls asleep in the weirdest places, now imagine Sebek finding him. Either that or Tino would enlist his help

Poor Tino's worried sick, how could Sebek refuse? Tino did find Silver sleeping on a laundry basket (for some reason) and convinced him to get back to Diasomnia, so...

Thanks to Sebek's help, Tino found Lynt, and boy was he GRATEFUL

"YOU'RE MOST WELCOME, MASTER TINO" - Sebek (These Saligian mfs ain't human)

"Why are you so noisy?" - Lynt

Aaaand Sebek is broken

Jade and Jasper being the menace duo electric boogaloo

Yuu and MC: 🫢😨

Thoma and Rio spend a lot of time in the botanical garden. They help around a lot there too, much to Leona's dismay

Speaking of Leona, he'd also find Lynt there sometimes. Well, as long as he didn't wake him.

But Tino and Sebek did. Cue Tino profusely apologizing

"All Right, all right. It's cool. Jeez! Calm down" - Leona

"Thanks so much for your Kindness" - Tino

TL;DR Tino's energy is a LOT for Leona to handle

Grayson and Silver practicing swordfighting together? Grayson and Silver practicing swordfighting together

Lilia would also like to give them tips

Yuu introducing their new friends to Malleus/Tsunotaro/Hornton? Heck yeah!

MC has seen some pretty weird shit, so she'd get along with him ok

Mentions her dragon familiar, Shifah, to him

Malleus: :0

Yuu: WTF

uhhh... Anyways

Sherry 🤝 Malleus: being lonely royals that befriend the MC of their respective games (read: "being lonely royals that lowkey simp for the MC of their respective games")

Violet thinks Malleus is pretty neat, too

[writingforatwistedworld]

Just saw your post and I'm kinda want to share my thoughts for the self aware au sksnksan (kinda a bit shy HAHAHABA👉👈)

It's all started when I encounter self aware au Genshin, well ofc they all Yandere. It's fun to see there's a lot of headcanon lol. And then I enter SAGAU Genshin where it's the reader is the "imposter" and "God", it was fun at first reading it but I find myself not enjoy it since I find op reader kinda boring and I don't really like how all the characters worship and obsessed them isneiww but of course, this is my preference and I don't mean anything offensive. (Well, this means I'm not really a fan of harem jansia) Also it's quite rare to see the non-yandere self aware one 😂 although ig I still enjoy the yandere one haha

Anyways, I always thinking when the reader suddenly isekai to the game, I think they will started to notice the change of behaviors of the characters than how they act in-game, depends how observant they are.

Like hey, have you noticed how Riddle seems to nervous around you? That's quite weird isn't it? Have you done something wrong? Hm, maybe it's nothing! Is it just me or did Leona kinda clingy than usual? Is he like this in-game? Also I swear that Azul always almost lose his composure. I wonder what's wrong... Kalim is the same sunshine as always... but something feels wrong, but what is it wrong? His behavior never change... Right? The famous actor, the loveable Queen Vil seems to quite love to give you skincare, I don't mind but isn't the skincare products seems too much than usual?! Is this normal? Idia also the same as always but why do I feel like wherever I go, there's like cameras? Shivers...

Also Hornton- Malleus, is it just me or there's a sound of thunder just now? Why are you looking at them with that scary eyes of yours? They didn't do anything wrong tho...

Depending on the player's personality, they will probably more open up to the characters they simp or pretend they never seen this person for the rest of their life. If it were me, I would pretend like "Omg! What is this world?! Totally did not play this game or know the characters! Hahaha!" even if they are secretly obsessed with the player, you never know if they truly know they are just a bunch of characters slap into the game for entertainment purpose. You don't want to make the situation more weirder, do you? Let's pretend we did not heard any characters simping for the player, haha- oh shit wait, why are they attacking each other-

Although the self aware au are fun and games especially yandere, let's imagine yourself fr Isekai in the game and all the characters obsessed with you. I hope you mentally prepared for that haha :) It may be a very scary experience but who knows some ppl into it

People say they will fix the obsessive and tragic characters, but how about fix yourself first?/lh

Okay but fr, it will be kinda cool chatting with the self aware characters but imagine you got slap into the game and after getting close to the characters you like, imagine you kinda want to tell them the truth and be like:

“Hey, you're a game character btw.”

“Oh dw, I know.”

“Haha that's great! Wait what.”

I think that's all from me, I feel like I wanted to share my thoughts more for the self aware au but I feel like my brain already flush out all my remaining thoughts for this 💀 I'm really sorry if this offensive to people cuz of my wording, but hey! Everyone has their own different preference so you do you! :D (okay that sounds kinda rude wtf me-)

Anyways, that's all. Thanks for taking the time to read. Stay healthy and have a good day/evening y'all.

Tbh if you write yandere you sometimes have to say “Uh... this not only kinda but very wrong.” (bc there will always people who will be like “I want to have such a relationship!” no, no you don't) and I couldn't find anything offensive until now so dw. (I think there is nothing offensive in there? Tell me if I'm wrong. Maybe I'm already too tired to think straight.) And it's your opinion on the SAGAU. Totally fine. If people are mature enough they will just be like “ok. Their opinion. Not the law of the world.”

But your take on the whole thing is also pretty fascinating. (Nevermind that little bit at the end. Made me chuckle.) I mean, reader just gets launched into TWST without any warning so of course they will not be prepared for anything and just take what they are given. Ofc it's going to be scary.

[nikikyuuun]

OK once i get a better grasp of the characters i will try writing for twst!! 💪

[emyluwinter]

No...please...

Hornton?

Are you serious?

You're straight serious right? You're not kidding, are you?

HORNTON?!!!

*covers her mouth with her hands and cries and laughs * Malleus please....don't set them on fire...wtf...pppppppppfffffft

Hey. Tsunotaro still sounds better. More fun and cute! Why did they dislike "Tsunotaro" so much? Okay, I would even agree to Mr. Horns.

But this......

Malleus, I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing. What's wrong with them....

I SWEAR LILIA WAS PROBABLY WORKING ON THE SCRIPT AND DECIDED TO PLAY A PRANK ON US

[kohanaaaaa]

I saw some lines from twst en my friend sent me playing and WTF were these translators high on to get these lines..Some of the lines are funny but some just leave you ?????

I blacked out a bit when Malleus' nickname "tsunotarou" became hornton???? What has Cater been reduced to lmao from cute Cay-kun~ now he has lines like liked and subscribe!

But other than that glad everyone's having fun..

I mean even the fans from japan are poking fun at how funny the slang the translations used--