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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat (everyone's alive so everyone is here, it's also extremely long)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive! chaos, kinda offensive (no offensive terms used)

Desc: this is how they joined toman btw wakui texted me and said this

Takemitchy: ok everyone's here now

Mikey: yeah we added everyone

Mikey: me and Mitchy made a groupchat that'll have all of us here so that we can all be friends. you cannot leave🙂

Izana: i want to call you a homophobic slur

Ran: unprovoked?

Baji: with Takemitchy and Mikey, it's always provoked

Rindou: aren't there actual gay people that you'll offend tho. i won't let the gays be offended by this

Rindou: Takashi don't worry i'll protect you bro

Mitsuya: great

Hakkai: leave him alone Ran😐

Ran: i didn't even do anything Hakkai leave me alone 😭

Takemitchy: only peace and love here guys

Smiley: bull fucking shit

Smiley: i will cause problems intentionally you fucknut

Angry: Smiley😡

Mochi: this isn't gonna work but okay

Smiley: shave off your eyebrows and start again

Mochi: they'll just grow back the same, motherfucker😐

Smiley: you didn't do that to look cool??

Mochi: no

Smiley: what side did you get them from?

Mochi: my moms?

Mochi: why does this matter

Smiley: she must be ugly as shit, damn

Senju: naur 💀

Mochi: i'm going to be violent with you

Smiley: come at me bro

Smiley: nvm you're 6'5 and built like a gorilla

Smiley: i'll accept my loss here

Mikey: i get so happy when i see you all like this

Baji: man stfu you always saying some weird shit

Baji: you and Takemitchy are weird and i'm on to you

Baji: always talking about how "the fruit of our labour has finally flourished"

Baji: weird

Mikey: i never said that wtf😭

Kakucho: Takemitchy did, he says it a lot

Takemitchy: uh do i? it's a lyric from a song that's stuck in my head lmao

Kakucho: you always say it while crying and looking at all of us you weirdo

Izana: this is why people used to be hanged for being gay

Mikey: can u leave him alone

Izana: i don't have to listen to you, i'm older

Mikey: ok, no pupils head ass

Izana: ok, no bitches head ass

Emma: stop fighting, I'll tell Shini-nii☹️

Izana: you're such a pick me Emma oh my god

Emma: i'm not, i only needed one man to pick me😚

Draken: 🙂

Emma: 😕

Draken: ...

Emma: 😒

Draken: 😑

Draken: fine

Draken: i love you Emma, my beautiful girlfriend and future wife❤

Emma: i love you too Kennyy omg😭❤❤❤

Senju: you just forced him to say that why r u so happy 💀

Yuzuha: why am i here

Takemitchy: we need a few responsible people who r scary

Yuzuha: but...nvm

Draken: why do you have fangirls following you

Yuzuha: idk i'm just pretty great

Draken: fair

Chifuyu: i wish i had fangirls

Kazutora: you're ugly

Chifuyu: 😐

Baji: if y'all start again i'll ram a cactus down your throats

Chifuyu: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Baji: Kazutora's troubled, stop provoking him. you make eye contact for too long

Baji: you know that agitates him

Kazutora: 😋

Mikey: why r u talking about him like he's a creature or smth

Baji: to some extent he is

Kazutora: hey

Chifuyu: but Baji-san he's doing this on purpose this is so unfair 😭

Draken: Kazutora stop using the mentally ill card

Kazutora: fine, jeez😒

Senju: it's great to have friends tbh

Sanzu: don't say that, it's embarassing

Shion: i still don't believe Sanzu's a dude

Shion: he's too pretty and petite like a girl idc

Shion: like you'll have to take your dick out and show it to me for me to believe me you

Rindou: yo?

Baji: 🤨

Mikey: dude...

Hakkai: can you ever behave

Chifuyu: c'mon man

Smiley: fucking Shion man

Izana: why did you speak

Shion: aren't we all equal here

Izana: who told you that

Shion: your brother, sir

Mucho: Shion stop talking

Shion: y'all switch up rq huh😒

Rindou: everyone shut up and pay attention to me

Mitsuya: i mean this genuinly, i hate it here

Rindou: you're a hater

Mitsuya: that's what i just-

Mitsuya: 😊

Rindou: ok now that Mitsuya's done whining i need help with my stage name

Angry: for what bestie

Rindou: DJing

Hakkai: i thought i was bestie but okay 😒

Angry: you're both bestie

Rindou: i thought I was bae tho lol

Angry: um 🙁

Rindou: i was joking you're ugly

Rindou: this is why your brother has bitches and you don't

Angry: why'd u get so triggered

Angry: and we have the same face😐

Rindou: it's different

Ran: shhhhh this is getting nowhere

Rindou: but my stage name

Smiley: stfu Ran you're a homosexual

Izana: i knew it 😟

Chifuyu: it's always violence with y'all damn

Mikey: OHHH THAT'S WHY U STAND LIKE THAT LMAO

Kakucho: i thought Ran was popular with the ladies

Angry: so which is it Ran? homo or hetero

Kazutora: 💀

Ran: whatever i feel that day

Ran: a hole is a hole after all

Mucho: can you not

Sanzu: 🤢

Rindou: he's lying to you he has no bitches

Rindou: all he does is sleep and do his hair

Ran: i never claimed to have bitches all i did was say i don't have a preference when it comes to gender or sex

Ran: why do people attack me for no reason i'm just sitting here being pretty

Mikey: two flamboyant bisexuals

Mikey: silly Koko and silly Ran

Koko: pls don't say that

Mikey: that you're silly?

Koko: uh, yes

Mikey: ok silly goose

Koko: 😐

Baji: i hate you all and wish i wish i was dead

Baji: i would rather stab myself to death than be here

Mikey: don't fucking say that Keisuke😐

Mikey: i don't find you funny

Mikey: why would you say that

Baji: damn chill what's wrong with you

Takemitchy: we shouldn't joke about death😐

Takemitchy: and let's remember that suicide isn't the only option

Takemitchy: there's always help❤👊

Baji: DO U GUYS SEE WHAT I MEAN

Baji: THEY'RE WEIRD

Inupi: suspicious

Senju: shut up pretty boy

Senju: you're absolutely gorgeous

Senju: that didn't come out the way i wanted it to

Inupi: ?

Sanzu: how did you want it to come out???

Kazutora: i mean he's not wrong he's so beautiful

Kazutora: not in a gay way tho like it just is what it is

Inupi: ...thank you, i guess

Kazutora: i wanna fuck him

Kazutora: idk what happened there, my bad

Chifuyu: chill out

Kazutora: you have a tiny dick

Chifuyu: 😐

Baji: Kazutora c'mon man

Baji: i'm starting to think you're the problem

Kazutora: i'm just flirting

Kazutora: in a homie typa way if ykwim

Baji: i do not

Hanma: good morning my cockroaches

Smiley: fuck you

Hanma: it's a bdsm today💘

Hanma: we should go out and have a beach day and catch jellyfish so that they can sting us and we can pee on each other to stop the pain

Hanma: who ever gets peed on first loses haha

Mitsuya: who even let you in here

Smiley: you gotta go to jail for that

Smiley: he can't keep getting away with this

Draken: wait what did he mean when he said it's a bdsm day am i the only one who's concerned

Kisaki: he thinks it means beautiful day sunny morning

Draken: oh...ok

Mikey: ain't no way

Kazutora: i'll send you a link Hanma dw bro I got you

Kisaki: don't we're in public

Hanma: ohoho this is inhumane why are they doing that🤠

Kisaki: curse you, Kazutora

Kazutora: don't kink shame

Baji: please stop watching graphic porn

Kazutora: no one wants to have sex with me what else should i do

Chifuyu: it's cause of the way you act

Kazutora: let's go outside real quick

Chifuyu: i'm sick of you let's go

Emma: they are going to kiss

Senju: it's giving enemies to loves slow burn

Baji: it's all coming together

Smiley: stop normalizing gay people🙏

Mikey: homophobes get fired from Toman

Smiley: fine

Smiley: slay or whatever the fuck ❤🧡💛💚💜👁👅👁🏳️‍🌈

Yuzuha: feels like a hatecrime tbh

Yuzuha: anyway me and Hakkai r getting on the plane so our phones r gonna be off

Hakkai: see you soon Taka-chan 😊

Mitsuya: yeah stay safe🧡

Angry: what about the rest of us 🙁

Draken: kys Shiba's

Hakkai: huh???

Yuzuha: what'd we do even

Mitsuya: Draken? why'd u say that

Draken: what did I say??

Mikey: kys=kill yourself

Draken: no???

Draken: kys=keep yourself safe

Mikey: who told him that

Smiley: 😁

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yandereloversblog · 2 years

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HERES ANOTHER DREAM DISCUSSION 😭 with Tenjiku and BD 1st Gen - twist tho instead of it being my friend IT WAS THEM- THEY TURN INOT THE LIZARD AND NEEDED TO REPAY THE STIPPER 😭😭

But hey they did want to be in my dream so 🤨🤨 there u go ✨ also idk why I always pick BD first Gen 😭😭 it somehow a automatic pick for me dont ask-

In this dream I was in a McDonalds where I was about to order but then this lady cut in front of me. I didn’t want to cause any issues so I let her but then she turned around and yelled at me for cutting her in line and that I should be happy that I even let her be nice. I started to argue that I didn’t say shit and she was the one that cut in-line. The lady started to comment on how youngster don’t respect their elders and then I said “and you have a lot of audacity for a bitch who beings in the dried up sperm gremlin” she got her drink and open the lid and threw her drink at me. So naturally I grab a random cup and threw it right back at her. She started to melt all of a sudden and once she did a bunch of robots came and took the melted lady and told me that I needed to follow them but I was blindfolded. After a while I woke up to being in a weird cave with a bunch of people in a mask and robes- while looking around there was this one person who stood up revealed their face and it was my friend- I screamed wtf is they up for and they said that bc I exposed their secret melt human they must sacrifice me to the great gods- they started to grow a tail and turn green and slowly became a lizard person. I didn’t wanna be sacrificed so I tried to run but my friend caught me and drag me to this pit where they pushed me down and I pulled them down- we both started to fall I was screaming and so were they and we were almost to the end and I ask while in mid air why are they in this cult and their response was “I joined cult honkadonabonka to repay that time I ask a stripper to sniff my foot after I sent her my d-pic”

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄!𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐤𝐮, 1𝐬𝐭 𝐆𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐬

You will NOT take these from me 👁👄👁 but pls continue choosing the first gen cuz I can't find content of the first Gen black dragons XD

Him: That bitch threw her drink at you??

You: Yup, but I threw one right back at her and she started to melt.

Him: Next time someone throws smth at you punch them- no call ME to punch them because HOW DARE THEY-

Everytime you go to McDonald's, if someone cuts you and him in line he's fighting them, very hung up on the fact someone decided to be rude to you in your dreams: Izana, Shion, Rindou, Mochi

Him: I like lizards :)

I don't care if you're chained to the bed, he will be cute about it: Shinichiro, Shion

Him: Babe... Babe you know I love you right?

You: I mean *kidnapped* Yes I know.

Him: Please just... Can we do this in the morning??

I promise he'll let you talk more in the morning, he'll even let you write your dream down, please just let him sleep: Muto, Sanzu, Kisaki, Takeomi, Kokonoi

Him:... I think I would join the cult for that yeah-

He will not elaborate on what he said: Ran, Hanma

Him: Okay but couldn't you dream more about me?

You: What??? I did??

Him: Yeah I showed up in like ONE scene! Why am I not there with you always- you know what, if you don't start dreaming more about me I SWEAR TO GOD-

Dramatic. Next time you wake him up it better be because you and him set fire to a building then rode around a burning city: Izana, Shion, Wakasa, Hanma, Ran, Rindou

Him: *happily listens to you talk about your dream* That's nice darling, I'm sorry for getting you kidnapped by a lizard cult, I'll stop it next time.

Very happy you're talking to him despite it all: Kakucho, Shinichiro

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plvtosun · 3 months

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2, 7, 22, 69, and 77 for the girlies and their babosos for the OC Relationships Asks!

WHEW THESE WERE GOOD THANK U

2. who is the one who fusses the most? does the other one mind very much?

toca: blanca's always anxious about something, and assumes the worst in a lot of scenarios. toki doesn't quite understand why she's like this (yet) but he tries to help. it can be annoying sometimes if he's already emotionally too tired to pull her out of her episodes to calm her down.

skwigi: skwisgaar is the CEO of fussing !! similar to their dynamic ^ but gianna nips his perfectionism in the bud when she can. it's not that she never fusses, because she totally does as a fellow creative and it can get bad, but she knows that nothing productive comes out of spiraling so she tries to snap herself (and him) out of it. she only minds if he's choosing to refuse help or advice.

7 was answered here so i'll do 8!

8. who is the big spoon? the little spoon?

toca: 99% of the time, toki's the big spoon. likes wrapping his big ol limbs around blanca and holding her tight so she can't wiggle out, even if it's hot as balls in the room. definitely cops a feel to the mochis and the tres leches. he likes being the little spoon if he's had a particularly rough day or just needs/wants some extra affection.

skwigi: skwis likes to be the big spoon because he runs cold, gianna runs hot, and same with toki ^: he likes having access from behind and giving her squeezes. he falls asleep easiest when he's the big spoon, but once in a while he likes when she holds him too. if he's feeling like it he'll rush into bed before she does and lay facing away from her so she knows he wants to be the little spoon without him saying anything.

22. what is something either character doesn't like about the other?

toca: toki generally likes her attitude and snippiness with everyone else (when they provoke her!) but he's gonna steer clear of her if he knows she's in a mood because sometimes she says things she doesn't mean in the heat of the moment and it can turn into an argument, especially if they both happen to be feeling extra sensitive that day.

blanca likes clinginess/possessiveness usually, she thinks it's kinda cute in certain amounts, but she doesn't like when toki has his days where he won't want to give her personal space or gets jealous if she's busy with friends or work. sometimes he's just a little pegajoso.

skwigi: skwis is all for personal space, but sometimes gianna can be a little too distant, even for him. he likes the attention from fans but he loves hers the most, so if he feels he's not getting enough it makes him cranky and he doesn't want to ask for it either.

gianna's kinda jealous generally, and she knew what she was getting into with skwis so she prepared herself. sometimes she'll just roll her eyes at the attention he gives fans because she knows it's not that deep and that they're solid, but other times it really bugs her and she doesn't wanna seem like a "tóxica" for bringing it up even though it's a valid feeling. and he's always leaving stray hairs on the shower wall!

69. if they were to go shopping, who holds the bags? who decides where they go?

toca: because toki likes buying a bunch of chingaderas for her and himself he'll normally want to have some klokateers around to carry everything, but blanca thinks that's extra, so she puts a stop to that and says they can carry their own things. and by "they" she means he can (if the stuff's heavy or there's a lot) because wtf else does he have muscles for?? duh! they take turns deciding where they go.

skwigi: gianna makes skwis carry the bags because she thinks it's fucking funny. he decides where they go in exchange

77. what is something they would never forgive the other for doing/saying?

cheating for both for sure, but that's a given. these apply to both pairings:

if one of them skipped out on a super important event that was meaningful. ex: if blanca had a big art show but maybe toki was fucking around with the band (or even worse, rockzo) and lost track of time. something like skwisgaar's tv special that he was really nervous about. lying about something huge to spare the other's feelings.

#asks #answered #blanca tennebris #gianna torres #toca #skwigi

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sketchygainedyoursoul · 1 year

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Tokyo Soul 5 I want to die (/j)

parts 1/2/3/4

this time i will attempt to summarize more than one episode. i mean, i could do them back to back but i will try to condense them. so uh, it will probably fail. but who knows?

update: am live reacting with my friend mochi so hopefully this will work

update 2: onion and echo joined!

update 3: theyre all gone :(

This has episodes 5-8 summarized

ep 5:

the episode is called creepy teacher, and for good reason. his classroom is dimmed and he calls his students his subjects. there are also mushrooms growing. what the fuck. THERE ARE ASLO CHAINS HANGING FROM THE CEILING AND THE TEACHER HAS A THRONE

why is he asking them to repeat all of their medical records out loud wtf wtf i do not feel safe. to see if theyre appropriate candidates

Sam's medical record: Blood type B, 5'9', likes crayons, (allegedly) an iq of 250

Taurtis' medical record: "I have had my memory repeatedly lost, I've had amnesia multiple times, I've been stabbed in the abdomen, I've broken my legs by jumping off a building before, i've been shot in the shoulder, and, um, I think that's about it." (okay buckaroo no need to go all out)

The teacher does not think they are appropriate candidates

WE DONT GET DOMS MEDICAL RECORD NOOO

i think that speaks for itself

the teacher is now agressively sniffing taurtis, rambling about a certain smell. He then says, ominously to taurtis, "oh..... yeah. you're the one." i am scared for taurtis.

He (the teacher, who's name is Proffessor Geode Rocks,) says that "[he] did it" and "now my plan will finally be a success" and then, to Taurtis, "you will make me proud." AND HE TAKES A SAMPLE OF TAURTIS' DNA

WAIT IS THAT IGBAR VON SQUID FROM THE FIRST EPISODE? anyway (OH MY GOD IT IS)

Prof. Geode screams about world domination and then the bell rings. that's the end of their first day of school. i am scared, and awaiting my grain boy

the boys now have to do their makle-up laps LLL LL LL L

nevermind, she lets them off because tehyre new. kay then hot lady- i mean uh u h uh gym teacher helana

in reference to the shcool, everyone agrees that they dislike it, and taurtis says that hes never felt so unsafe in his life. damn. not even during the yakuza shootout? okay damn

WHY ARE THEY GOING BACK INTO THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM

WHY ARE THEY GIVING THE OLD GUY PANTIES EW EW EW EW EW I HATE THAT MAN

WHY IS THE OLD MAN AT THEIR HOUSE WTF

OH MY GOD THEIR DOOR IS OPEN IS IT GRAIN??

nooo hes not here :((((

Sam falls asleep and the episode ends.

Episode 6:

HOT DOM FANART i am okay with this (but seriously wtf)

taurtis fell outside asleep standing outside of sams door. he did this on the high dive too. guess he just has those pro gamer skills

Sam entices Taurtis awake with sushi "because [he] is japanese" and Taurtis awakes saying "That's racist!" we love taurtis in this house

GRIAN LORE he went to the wrong tokyo. the one in canada. how does that even happen. OH MY GOD THEYRE PICKING HIM UP FROM THE TRAIN STATION

GRIAN THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND MY CROPS ARE WATERED MY SKIN IS CLEARED AND MY SANITY HAS BEEN RESTORED BY 15 PERCENT

THEY JUST CALLED A MAN A BURN VICTIM TO HSI FACE OKAY THEN

IGBAR VON SQUID MAKES A RETURN LETS GO

dom climbed a water tower. i just think that's neat.

SAm's mom texted. Sam has a mom? Since when?

Grian is suspicious of the old man. good.

A girl named "Yee" approaches the boys outside and calls one of them hottie. refusing to elaborate, all but grian argue over who she thinks.

Grian says "this school is definetly an upgrade" then immediately takes it back as they round a corner and find one of Senor Loro's DECAPITATED GOATS

Grian does not wrestle Senor for his schedule. okay.

nevermind.

...why is the.. WHY IS THE OLD MAN DRESSED AS A SCHOOL GIRL.

Grian is not fooled, but Sam and Taurtis are. They want Grian to talk to "her". Oh my god. Grian is creeped out by the fact the old man said that he has nice legs (he did.) so sam and taurtis go in for him. wow. was not expecting that. NO. GRIAN NO DONT GO OVER THERE WITH THEM

Sam: "Grian, you like girls right?" Grian: *no hesitation* "No i'm into dudes." Me: YO

its revealed ellen was his gay awakening we love that for them

okay so the episode ends with everyone heading into teacher tori's room. i think ill do one more.

ep 7:

Teacher Tori has Grian introduce himself, and Sam and Taurtis peer pressure him into telling the "rooftop story"

IGBAR VON SQUID AND GRIAN ARE FRIENDS LETS GO BABEY

Sam punches a girl for being late and TEACHER TORI CALLS HIM OUT AND TELLS HIM TO STOP LETS GO BABEY AND SHE SAYS BULLYING ISNT NICE OH MY GOD AN ACTUAL SUPPORTIVE ADULT WHAT IS THIS

no rooftop story :(

bruh sam reminded Tori of their homework bruh cringe

Tori takes them fishing

another goat is found dead in the girl's locker room. bonus: grian does not want to go into the girls locker oom. smart wheat boy.

their fishing rods sound like guns. okay then.

the bell rings and the old man disguised as a girl is stalking them. Sam jokes that he's grians girfriend despite grian literally saying he was gay smh

okay i was testing out my new copic markers with my new sketchook and i missed the fact that sam took like 13 fishing rods wtf

Grian now introduces himself to Dr's class. why is he asking grian to say hes a boyman. what. grian refuses, even when dr threatens him with an F. he finally relinquishes.

dr is now calling grian mr boyman AND OH NO THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD PYRAMID OH NOOOOO ;pian; they have to go on a scavenger hunt or smth idk

grian says he kinda sucks as a teacher AND I AGREE POP OFF GIRAN

the prize is a free for life subscription to hunter x hunter on god theyre all anime boys im dead

IM SOBBING THE INOCRRECT MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY HAS ME ROLLINGIN M GRAVE

i removed my description of the scene from 17:54 to 19:40 due to some real DISGUSTING shit going on. it's all potty humor but god... grian throws up twice and please do not subject yourself to that scene i will never recover like i think ive actually been nauseated from this holy shit please do not watch this

grian is now telling the principal that his staff choices are shit and i say pop off grian

Grian failed and got Dr a raise. I am personally on grian's side :( and he got detention :d

Grian drops a SICK ROAST on Dr and gets more detention im very amused

everyone filmed that lmao

apparently grian is triggered by bad teachers. okay then. i stand for this tbh

grian is getting wrassled bc hes a cool kid ig (this is just how senor loro rolls. i am concerned.)

sam is tagged in by grian and wins the fight. that was honestly 10/10 fight scene lmao.

apprently that was the detention. that's nice? maybe?

taurtis breaks the news that another of senor loro's goats was found missing in the girls bathroom, and it is revealed that more are going missing. senor assigns the trio to finding the goats.

senor loro gives them a "crystal of Tenochtitlan," one each, and they are appearntly ancient artefacts of aztec descent. I am scared. OH MY GOD THEY ALLOW PEOPLE TO TALK TO ANIMALS? WHAT? damn those aztecs were crazy. These crystals should help them find the goats and (hopefully) the goat killer

Grian says that outside of "wrassling," senor loro is a nice guy. I have to agree, considering he offered them anything from the vending machine on the out for lunch. 10/10 guy (so far)

the episdoe ends with the trio exiting the wrassling ring. i'm gonna do the next episode because i really want to see grian's medical record lmao

ep 8:

on god more epic fanart. honestly sam is a shit guy but its nice of him to include fanart :/ at least imo

Yee makes a return. The boys commit a scientific experiment to see who she likes. She says "come here bab" and Sam steps forward. he is not the one, she called him ugly. lmao. Dom confidently runs up to her. Not sure if Yee thinks hes ugly all i know is she was probably scared by his rapid approach. Taurtis steps forward. She calls him a tater tot. it is not him. THAT MEANS ITS GRIAN?? ITS GRIAN. LMAO YEE NO HES GAY

she took off her glasses and i gotta say. one hot lady. (yep shes definetly a lizard person)

Grian runs away and i honestly understand. i guess shes gonna be a creepy stalker now. poor grian.

dr offers them ointment for their eyes. if not a great teacher, hes certainly a funny man.

they go to gym AND THE OLD MAN IS THERE I AM UGHH and Sam jokes that he's grian's girlfriend. Grian I am so sorry.

"This girl is kinda like a fourty year old dude if you ask me." LMAO GRIAN IM DEAD

IS THAT SANS UNDERTALE? WHY IS HE IN GYM?? okay ig

For gym class there is parkour divided into a red "GIRLS" side and a blue "STUPID BOYS" side. I'm starting to think Gym teacher Helena likes girls a bit more than boys /s. also the boy's side seems to be a lot harder than the girls.

DOM IS A PARKOUR PRO (we should know this, considering he climbed a watertower) GO DOM

The girls win (obviously) but the boys made a good effort. The bell rings, and it's off to. It's off to Geode's class. please let grian read his medical record please please please

Taurtis is made to sit in a special cahir by Geode's... throne. I am scared for Taurtis

Sam is given bucket and... has to milk... Dom... uhm... yeah...

Sam cant figure out how to do it so Geode "does it" AND OH MY GOD THERE IS MILK IN THE BUCKET jesus fuck

WHAT THE FUCK GEODE CLONED TAURTIS

apparently geode has a "people" and Taurtis will do great thigns for them. what the fuck wtf wtf

Geode notices Grian, cannot understand his accent, thinks england is another planet, and calls Grian strange. I think Geode is an alien.

Geode did some research on Sam. apparently he has an army. geode will join him. what the fuck. NEVRMIND HE THOUGHT SAM WAS GREAT UNCLE SAM IM DEAD BRO THIS IS HILARIOUS creepy af BUT HILARIOUS WTF

class ended. NO GRIAN MEDICAL RECORD AAIJHFE :pian:

The video fades out with them trying to dom out of the test tube with him.. getting... yeah. by Geode. im scarred. for life.

anyway i'm gonna end part 5 here it is very long and there was no grian medical record :(

#Sketchy's unhinged yhs summaries #but tis tokyo soul #yhs #ts #tokyo soul #pug's unhinged yhs summaries

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r0ses-are-rosie · 2 years

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hi! im so excited you opened up your asks, i wish you luck on your blog! that being said, can i request mitsuri, giyu, shinobu and rengoku being in love with a fem! hashira? thank u in advance!

WOOOOOO my first request! i didnt expect it to be so fast lol :) also....wtf? how are you so nice? thank you so much for the kind words, you're such a sweetheart <3 btw i hope you dont mind me answering this sort of quickly, im just very excited. anywayssss, im sure you're all tired of me talking, so lets get on into the headcanons! i hope this is alright 🤧

Mitsuri, Giyuu, Shinobu, and Kyojuro being in love with a Fem!Hashira

🍡 Mitsuri Kanroji

woah! you're so beautiful!

that was the first thought that ran through her head when you were introduced into the corps

i think that she would be a person to fall in love at first sight tbh

she was much too shy to approach you! way too scared she would trip over her words!

definitely fine from admiring you from afar

loves making up scenarios about you both being together in her head...and then she dies from how cute they are

always asks if you'd like to accompany her on missions

i think she would make little bento boxes for you to share!

always lets you have as much of her sakura mochi as you'd like

honestly i feel like she wouldnt care or even think about the fact that you're another girl. she'd just be like "oh shit im in love," however she wouldn't say anything in fear of ruining your friendship

but when you pull her aside one day and tell her how you felt, she was so happy that she started crying

"oh, (name)! i-i love you too!"

*cue angry obanai noises*

🌊 Giyuu Tomioka

at the beginning, he wasnt really interested in you

i mean, he did want to be your friend but he didnt think of you romantically

until....

UNTIL??

until you walked over to him one day and tried to spark up a conversation with him

he was taken aback but did have small, short phrases as a response. its not that he wasnt trying to engage, he was just so...awkward

EXPECIALLY SINCE YOU'RE A GIRL???

after that day, you came up to him. every. single. day. you spoke to him, and after a few conversations, he started to look forward to speaking to you

and one day he was like, "wait...do i...?"

he realized he loved you, and now he made an effort to try to be around you

he would always be hovering near you, whether it be beside of behind you

asks if he could accompany you on missions

he also tries to be near you during meetings

shinobu definitely caught on to this and teases him relentlessly about it

"ohh," shinobu grinned. "should i tell the (breathing style) pillar how you feel about her?"

"...shut up."

in all honesty, shinobu would try to make him confess his feelings to you, and after enough of her pushing him, he eventually gathered his courage and told you he loved you

a small, but sunny sweet smile spreaded on his face when you told him you loved him too

🦋 Shinobu Kocho

definitely feels anxious about the fact that you're a girl. what if you were to get together and people would judge you? she didn't care if people judged her, she just didn't want any hate to be directed at you

however she does love to be around you though

she's always looking out for you, making sure you're okay and well fed and stuff

frequently invites you to the butterfly estate

i headcanon that she loves it when you call her pretty─ it just gets her so giddy and giggly

you'd be a major source of comfort for her

she's able to put down her smiling act around you and lets herself just chill out for as long as you're around

for sure always flirting with you

wears a shit-eating grin when she manages to make you flustered

shes a bit ─ not really? ─ surprised when you tell her that you have feelings for her

she's ecstatic nonetheless

🔥 Kyojuro Rengoku

he's just...rengoku

but 10x louder

whenever he speaks its usually like he's using exclamation marks but when he's around you, bro is speaking in all caps

"GOOD MORNING, (NAME). DID YOU SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT?"

it definitely makes you jump the first couple of times but overtime you got used to it, sometimes not flinching everytime he suddenly YELLED at you

he cant help it! being around you just wants him to jump from giddiness!

i dont think he's ever felt this way about anyone before?? you're his first love!

i headcanon that he gave you his haori to wear once when it was cold and you looked so stunning in it that he just offered it to you on a day to day basis honestly

loves to talk about you

"DID YOU SEE (NAME) TODAY? SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY!"

"yes, kyojuro. you've mentioned her 7 times now."

to everyone outside of your friendship, his admiration is obvious

this man is head over heels for you girl

everyone gets frustrated when you say you don't know what they're talking about

"what do you mean?" you giggle. "thats just kyojuro, its nothing special."

ma'am...you better claim your man or imma take him for myself

#mitsuri kanroji #mitsuri x reader #shinobu x reader #giyuu x reader #rengoku x reader #demon slayer x reader #kny x reader #SJSJSJSJSJSSS MY FIRST HEADCANON POST #IM HAPPY WITH HOW THIS TURNED OUT

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sanosanstuff · 2 years

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♡Get wet without rain with Manjiro Sano♡

{NSFW } {please don't interact if you're a minor} {TW: Sexual intercourse}{Manjiro X female reader } {Strong language} {Mikey fluff} {one-shot} {Headcannon} {Mikey smut}

Video credits : XENOZ on YT

Manjiro sano aka Mikey is your brother dranken's hot friend who is Toman : Tokyo Manji gang's founder and president and your brother is the vice-president Mikey also have a sister named Emma who is close to u and she knows about your feelings for him . To get honest in your eyes Mikey is a tough guy who is a Tsundere type guy which is extremely harsh and doesn't cares , this is the era where Toman was rulling the Tokyo u have been seeing him coming to your house for years now u have developed a crush on him lately,but don't know how to confess it to him

{Your pov}: I have heard a lots of things about Mikey kun , he must be a cold hearted and scary person idk how to tell him that I have feelings for him ,does he even have a heart? He is the leader of that Tokyo Manji gang , that's really scary ,I'm scared tbh ,idk what to do it's a total mess now I can't stop loving him .

Then u got up from couch cooked yourself ramen and bought some mochi too then u ate and u were scrolling on your phone waiting for your brother draken to come home.

Then u suddenly heard your doorbell rang u expected it to be your brother and ran to the door passing the hallway as u opened the door u saw Mikey standing there with this expression in his face ^

{Your pov}: god's gotta be playing me like this how can I handle this situation he must be annoyed to see me here ,help ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

Mikey: you're draken's sister Y/n right ?

You: yeah (nervously). Btw where my brother is ?

Mikey : well......he is on a date with Emma and he won't be back till tomorrow evening........he told me to take care of you since you're alone at home .

You: o-okay.

Then he smiled like this ^

Then as he smiled u started feeling a bit comfortable with him but still dying in anxiety cause u always think that he is a short tempered person u better don't mess up .

Mikey: oh I bought dorayaki for us , I guess we can have a movie night tonight?

You : yeahhhhh , that's a great idea .

{your pov}: he is kinda sweet , let's see what ...........................happens next.........

You : Mikey kun would u like to have some mochi ?

Mikey : yeah (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

You: okay here you go (you hand him with a bowl full with mochi )

Mikey: hey Y/n Wanna go on a ride with me ?

You: it's already evening but.......

Mikey:wha..... Okay we going just don't tell your brother

You: okay ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

{your pov}: God it's getting too hot here wish me luck ,idk what's next .

Then grabs your hands and pulls u outside ...........

Mikey: hey...Y/n let's go don't make me wait ..........

You:Hai

Then u sit in back in his bike and he starts speeding ......

Mikey : U can hold me if u want

You : hai,I'm actually a bit terrified the way u started speeding

Mikey : Then hug me tightly u won't feel a thing I promise..........

{your pov} : wait.....wtf did he just said ?does he have a crush on me too??no I mean never that's impossible I think he is just being nice he won't flirt .

Mikey : hey.....if u know some good restaurants out here please tell me to stop by or tell me where u Wanna go for eat ?

You : me? Uh wait I gonna look forward for a cute restaurant with neon lights if I see I will tell u to stop by (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Mikey : okay (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Suddenly u see a restaurant and tell him to stop by then he stopped and u both went inside.

Then u guys sat in a cafeteria to eat and placed your order u ordered dumplings with sushi and kimchi and mochi and a boba tea .

Mikey ordered a kid's meal with mochi and boba tea .

{Your Pov} : gosh Mikey's such a baby how could he be a leader of a criminal group ,anyways that's none of my business to think about its okay untill he is being nice to me .

Then the food arrived and u both ate .

Mikey had a habit to sleep right after eating and as he was sitting beside u his head falls in your lap and he started sleeping he was looking kinda while testing his head in your lap but he didn't knew that his head was in your lap u didn't wanted to wake him up cause u were feeling good with it .

After like 45 mins he woke up and u were scrolling through your phone and the time was 10:00pm , at first he was really embarrassing with the fact that his head was in your lap then he begins to talk.........

Mikey : Y/n ..........uh.....why didn't uh......tell me that .....my .....head was in your lap..........sorry......(*_*)

You : umm....... alright....Mikey ....u Don't have to be embarrassed it's okay......

Mikey :your ........lap...was ......so.....soft.....ngl....

(you both blushing)

You : well.... there's something more softer........

Mikey : •\\^//• (yeah ik 😏)

{Mikey's pov} : Should I tell her that I like her ? What if she rejects me ? I have to tell her today is the day.

You: hey Mikey it's getting late my brother called me already asked if we had dinner ,I said we had it and let's go home now .

Mikey : Y/n....uhh...i...Wanna tell u Smth.....

You : what ?

Mikey : I–

You : You what ?

Mikey : I think I have caught feelings for you from the first day I saw u I can't get u out if my mind, it's been years now. I wanted to tell this to u before but every time draken or something or someone interrupted me and tbh idk how draken will react if he knows I like u but I don't care ,today I think it's a day for it , so finally saying it I LOVE YOU Y/N (｡♡‿♡｡)

You : I LOVE YOU TOO MIKEY!!!❤️(then u gave him a tight hug)

Mikey : alright babe let's go home

You: yeahh let's go ( the fact u wanted to go home cause u were sleepy )

Then u and Mikey got into his bike and headed to your house .

Mikey : wanna watch some movies ?

You : no I wanna cuddle and sleep next to u .

Mikey : uhhh...i thought I will be sleeping in another room.

You : no ur not going anywhere I want u Tonight......

Mikey : uhhhh......okay (;;;・_・)

Then you take his hand and run upstairs in your bedroom with him ,u were kinda in a mood u wanted to sleep but because u both were alone u didn't wanted to sleep anymore .

U leaned forward and kissed him on his lips then he put his tongue inside your mouth while kissing and sucking your lips u even bited his lips slightly because of the pleasure and the sexual tension growing between u guys.

It's like 5 mins u guys haven't broken your kiss yet and u can feel ur wet now.

U take Mikey's hands and put then into your waist and he squize it .

Then u break the kiss and u started u unbottoning His shirt then , as u unbottened His shirt u were blushing and he was blushing too cause u both knew what u guys were about to do .

Then after taking off his shirt u touched his abs which was so hard and u even touched his chest and kissed his collarbones and bitten it then u went down and kissed his abs while he was holding your hair u can see the lust in his eyes and can feel the affection in his every single touch u can feel the pleasure which was giving u nostalgia vibes but that has never happened before aka it was your first time and u were kinda nervous.

It was Mikey's first time too cause he didn't even knew how to take off a bra instead he just ripped it off , then he started massaging your boobs and sucking your tits and licking them , it wasn't that hot outside but the atmosphere inside the room was hot u even was sweating and he was sweating too then he got down and took off your panty biting the lace of it ,it was tickling but so good.

Then he started eating u up and kissing your clit...............................

Mikey : the only thing which is tastier than Dorayaki is you 😏

You : (blushing) Hai...?

Then Mikey keeps u eating and fingering at the same time and untill now u couldn't control your moans ,so u covered your mouth then Mikey removed your hand from mouth

Mikey : don't mute your moans these sounds so sweet (ʃƪ＾3＾）(kissed on your lips)

You : (｡・//ε//・｡)

The time comes when u can feel Mikey's bulge against your clit so u run your hands through his body and grab his bulge formed by his dick while he blushed and so u then u went down and undid his chain with your teeth so now u can finally see his big dick that he was packing inside he was a circumisized guy so u first lick the head of his dick then u started sucking his dick slowly while making a gag sound due to gag reflex.

Mikey was holding your hair gently and looking at you but u couldn't maintain the eye contact with him bc u were embarrassed then he gave you a warning that he was going to tap out and if u Don't want a mouth full u may stop sucking but u avoided that and kept sucking his dick then he cummed inside your mouth then u stopped sucking it his cum was dripping through your mouth to your boobs then Mikey pulled out a tissue and cleaned your face and your boobs which was kinda hot thing to do. Then he gently laid your back on bed and u were scared and excited at the same time cause u both didn't knew what was next......so Mikey lifted your legs up in his shoulder and yes u were into those kinks, then he first rub his dick against your clit which was hard as a rock then he slide his dick inside your tight pussy but it didn't take much time to get it inside cause u were too wet .

U can now feel the pain but the pleasure had been muting it Mikey keeps kissing many places in your body and u keep moaning and he groans in pleasure and the lewd sound of both of your skin clapping and your moans , then your legs keep shaking and u couldn't help with that now u Don't know when he's going to speed up and when would be be gentle his hips were so strong to get that speed .

You: M-mikey

Mikey : call me daddy

You : okay daddy

Then u reach an orgasm in between all that pain and so Mikey cums again then he finally pulls his dick outside and now u feel totally empty by inside but then he hugs u and u both cuddle up and check the time and IT WAS FREAKING 3 HOURS, it was already midnight.......

Mikey : hey...Y/n let's sleep don't do anything now

You : okay but I wanna cuddle

Mikey : okay

Then u guys cuddle with each other and u both decided sleeping naked u felt safe in his arms and then he put his head in boobs and admiring the softness of it by laying his head into it u keep playing with his hair while he does that and u pulled his head closer to your boobs and he rested them there , like a baby, he fell asleep sucking your tits. Both of u fall as sleep eventually .

U opened your eyes and saw yourself floating in the clouds aka u were in heaven cause Mikey shoot u with the pistol he carries ...............hey dummy u dumb that's was a joke just kidding .................U woke up and found yourself in his arms and he was still sleeping like a baby u kept looking at him he was looking so cute u were about to kiss him but he suddenly opened his eyes and saw u then u felt shy so u looked away ..........................

Mikey : hey .... Why did u stopped ???kiss me c'mon

You : (kisses him on his lips)

Mikey : (kissed u back)

Then u both break the kiss and he kisses your forehead gently , then u grabbed his dick and he keep maintaining the eye contact with u and then he smirked .

Mikey : oi...Y/n wake up I'm hungry let's eat something ( ╹▽╹ )

You : 🤦 whom am I thinking u get a round .....

Mikey : what ? A round ? Again ? But I'm hungry now

You : your stomach sucks....tbh 🙂

Mikey : u know that's the worst comment someone even made on me 🙂

You : haha just kidding 🤣🤣🤣

Mikey: (burst out laughing)

Then u both get up and u see blood in the sheets yeah it was normal cause u were virgin but not anymore then Mikey got up and out on his trouser and opened the curtains as the lights passed through your room u saw Mikey the hickey u Drew on Mikey's neck, abs , chest and even lips his lips were swallowed cause u bitten it already and u even saw the marks of your nails in his back and chest that that u left on him , u felt really embarrassing and guilty of that , then u called Mikey and he sat in the bed next to u...

Mikey : what happened u okay ?

You : I'm but you....

Mikey : me what ?

You : sorry Mikey I left hickeys on your body and also scratched in some places (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

Mikey : yea.... But why are you crying and apologizing it's alright

You : if u put in a shirt the hickey on your neck will be still visible

Mikey : oh I see .... Hah avoid that

You : what if drakun kun or maybe Emma kun noticed it ?

Mikey : I don't care , and I can handle Ken-chin

You : I hope so

Then u get out of the bed put on a red mini skirt with a coquette crop top and put your hair on a pony tail and washed your face then put on some moisturizer and lip balm then u went to the kitchen where u cooked a few dishes to serve to both of u .

The dishes u cooked ^

You : the food is ready!!!

Manjiro: yeahhhhh

As he said u both started eating then u guys finished eating and u decided to fold the clothes on your wardrobe while mikey was watching TV sitting on your couch u got up and went to your room and opened your wardrobe and took out all the clothes and kept them on bed and started folding them

~10 minutes later~

Mikey entered in your room silently like a kitten and sat in the bed looking at u...........

You : are u hungry ?

Mikey: nah, I just ate

You : then what's the matter with u ?

Mikey : *sobbing* why did u got up from the couch?

You : sorry I had to re-arrange my wardrobe but I didn't thought it would hurt u that way...........

Mikey: oh I thought that u didn't liked sitting beside me or maybe u felt uncomfortable

You : stop procrastinating Mikey , this won't keep u up as a president of toman I have always known u as a carefree and invincible teenager isn't it ?

Mikey : *sobbing again* I'm afraid of losing u ..........

You: don't worry I'm not going anywhere

Mikey : I'm worried with the fact that draken would kill me if he knows I touched u by any means cause every time he warned me to stay away from u .

You : *laughing* so this is the president of toman *pointing finger on him*

Mikey : *laughing* don't laugh but as I respect him and he is my buddy that's why I'm saying .

You : no matter what , one day he has to know , wait he told u to stay away from me then u can also just tell him to stay away from Emma u have total rights to say that ur her brother.

Mikey: No I understand Emma's feelings since your brother and u are so Tsundere.

You: *rolls eyes* What do u mean by "you" ? So u mean I don't show u how much I love u ? *Kicks his balls*

Mikey: Y/n , u know it hurts .

You: Sorry baby , now come to mommy .

Mikey: okay mommy *smirks* *hugs u* *speaks in a low voice* u know that I can't live without u , I have waited for a long for this so finally we are getting some times alone. But for how long?

You : Stop overthinking, I will tell Draken that I like u and Emma San already knows that I like u ?

Mikey: Huh!? Emma knows ? She never told me about this .

You: cause I told her not to tell u that I like u she just one day asked me when she saw me staring at your pictures in my phone .

Mikey: Should've known this before.

Then u lean closer to him for a kiss, then u start making out with him passionately, then u break the kiss and his dark blissful eyes were revealing that how much he does loves you and his checks started having a pink shade so as yours u know u both were blusing as u both smiled everything around u guys were being kinda vibrant which was the best feeling ever u hugged him once more and layed your head in his chest and he covered u with his arms and u felt the safest place was his arms , then u circle your hands around his neck and start making an eye contact with him but this time there were no lust in his eyes all was affection and love for you only , u can now feel that he is the one whom u can marry without any hesitation and the one whom u Trust with your full heart and there is no longer any hatred for him in your heart all was love.

Then he started looking at u like he looks at his dorayaki which he claims to be his favourite now you can understand that ur his only favourite thing he doesn't need words to express his feelings for u , he just kept staring at you in a affectionate way that made u a way more comfortable when he is around and u kinda feel sleepy then u actually (pretended) to fall asleep in his arms and u hear him talking to u in a low and cute voice.........

Mikey : U Don't also know how much I love you , I'm just too shy to express it *his face has become tomato red now* i didn't know I was this shy until I met u idk where all my confidence now idk why am I so shy and nervous when u look at me I love you Sano-san. Sano-san u look so cute while sleeping I wish I could admire this sleeping beauty of u every night not for any other means I just want u to stay with me forever I don't need anything else Sano-san.

Your pov : Awww he is such a cute guy and he is kinda sweet and polite I wish I could tell him that he is my life and everything I wouldn't mind dying in order to protect him *blushing* . He called me Sano-san *Blushing like crazy* which means is he also thinking what am I thinking? *Opens eyes*

Mikey : uhhh u weren't asleep, did u pranked me again ? Did u hear me talking ? *Nervous*

You: Hey Manjiro , I heard u talking sorry 'bout that but I wanna tell u that I also think the same way ur thinking now *blushes* u Don't have to be shy or nervous around me just feel comfortable to share anything with me I won't judge u and I loved when u called me "Sano-san" I would love to change my surname to yours.

Mikey : *smiles* *kisses my forehead gently* I'm obsessed with you .

You: Same *your eyes started lit up as u look at him*

Now u both fall asleep hugging each other tightly and Mikey kissing on your forehead at this point u Don't need anything else when ur with him and sexual intercourse isn't everything I repeat sex in not the main focus here .

Hope u enjoyed the story , thanks for giving us time ( ˘ ³˘)♥ hope u have a good day 💝💝💘💟

#tokyo revengers #manjiro smut #manjiro x you #manjiro sano #mikey x y/n #smut time #tokyo revengers smut #manjiro headcanons #manjiro fluff

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lo-cinno · 1 year

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vail's so,,squishable tho. even if he's a clueless bean /aff,,squishy mochi cheeks ehehe. anyways! aspen is the kind of partner who'd make you a wedding ring, one that's woven from twine (i made one before actually,,looks like a finger-sized wreath). will turn into an absolute tomato. his ears turn red btw. also wdym u act like a high veteran (aspen will lecture you abt drinking cuz that's just how much he worries AFHEJDJW) ~Lycoris

He is he is he’s very squimshy and adorable

I made one long ago and forgot how now I struggled so much i rmb wwww

But augh he’s so adorable I may not rmb how to make a ring from twines but I do still have some recollection on how to make a flower crown and would absolutely not hesitate to make him one to crown him as my beloved the ruler of moffs

Also I just mean I always seem confused or just seem questionable like ‘wtf are they doing’ when on sky even as a veteran wwww I’m never actually drunk bc I dont drink alcohol though I cant say the same for my friend… (/lh)

#when you have to be the sober friend who deals with the drunk’s shenanigans wwww #aspen the ad(ork)able he

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hakkais-hoe · 3 years

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hi hi hi!! I have a request!! I feel like I rarely see tokyo revengers hc’s where the reader isn’t submissive and sweet and is actually kinda aggressive and dominant and lowkey a little bit scary??? Like unpredictable might make them beg for attention and love or might put them in the hospital nobody rly knows 👀 I’m thinking bonten?? Maybe others?? Idk u pick hehehe

TR Boys with an aggressive s/o

Oml yessss I agree there’s never enough dominant reader stuff!!

Hope this is okay :)

You have no idea how fast I went to my notes

This is a long one can’t lie n it was written at 2 in the morning so be warned

Warnings: drug mention, murder, blood, little bit of a graphic description, sexual reference, light emotional abuse/manipulation maybe, lots of swearing from reader.

18+ themes.

Bonten: Mikey, Haitanis, Kakucho, Koko, Sanzu.

Mikey-

* Ngl I hc that you and Mikey met after you picked a fight with Sanzu

* Like he tried to shoot you n you smacked him round the head with the first heavy object you could find

* Mans out cold

* But Mikey saw it happen, ignored his passed out second in command

* Walks over to you n straight up says he wants you

* “Are you deluded you fuckin’ creep?”

* You’re having none of his bullshit getting ready to beat his arse with the object too

* He’s hooked ngl

* He decides to play it off as if he wants you to join Bonten not to be his s/o

* You’re still throwing curses at him n sneering at his offer

* He tells you that you have 2 days to decided nd to meet him back at the place you laid sanzu out

* Cut to 2 days later when he shows up to the area only to see you stood over one bloody body and another one with a lead pipe about to hit his head

* Safe to say you agree as long as you get to do what you want

* Mikey takes you to meet the Bonten executives

* Ran n Rin think you’re “the bees knees” as Ran said cue Rin wanting to unalive him

* Koko thinks you need a therapist

* You scare Mochi he’s like ‘wtf is this demon flinging a knife around for’

* Kaku wants you as far away as possible from him at all times also thinks you’re gonna kill his boss eventually

* Sanzu wants to kill you 🥰

* Takeomi is indifferent as always

* Takes you a good few months to warm up to any of them Koko being the first then the Haitanis

* Mikey practically begs for attention 23/7 (gotta have that extra hour for a snack break ofc)

* He’ll come and stand in your office door until you look at him, which ofc takes a long time for both of you

* He will never make physical contact though

* You eventually get sick of the strange game you’re playing and take matters into your own hands

* You walk into his office one night when you know Sanzu is out

* Mikeys pretending to look through some documents but is actually just swivelling his chair around

* When you walk towards him his eyes track every move you make

* You grab the back of his chair and twist it towards you, leaning over him you grab his chin to angel it up and sneer down at him

* “Did you want some fucking attention? That why you keep bothering me every day? Eh you want my attention, pretty boy?”

* Even depressed mikey.exe has stopped working

* Ghosting your hand down to grip his neck you climb into his lap

* Settling in you lean towards his ear and whisper

* “Better make it worth my effort pretty boy, or I’ll put you in a casket <3”

Ran-

* This man is obsessed form the get-go

* 100% asks you to step on him at some point

* Meets you through a business that the Haitanis own

* He first sees you looking all Smiley a outside a club until some guys hit on you and your friends

* Cue two seconds later when your smile drops and so does one of them men

* He then witnesses the most beautiful person he’s ever seen curb stomp a man until blood is gushing out of his nose and eyebrow

* Proceeds to have you and your friends ushered into the club and you then escorted to a private room where he walks in two minutes later

* You’re sat very relaxed yet your face shows you’re disgust and anger

* Arms crossed tightly over your chest you give him a once over and tsk at his smirk

* “Wipe that look of your face you sack of shit, I ain’t afraid of Bonten or your lanky ass.”

* He’s shocked that you know who he’s with and it shows on his face

* “Are you dumb or something? You’ve got the pissing tattoo right slap bang on the front of your neck like a goddamn calling card. You look like a twat.”

* It’s official he’s in love

* Tells you that he’s sorted everything out and the police won’t be coming for you

* You don’t seem to care remotely tho and don’t even thank him for his effort

* You get up and go to leave but the tall Haitani steps in the way

* “I want you to work for me.”

* You laugh in his face

* Then suddenly he’s eye level with you, his eyes blown wide from the force of your yank on his tie

* “I’ll fucking kill you, you piece of shit. Who said you could get involved in my business I don’t give two fucks what the cops wanna do let em come.”

* Unlike Mikey he doesn’t give you time to decide he just shows up at bothers you for a week after

* You proceed to put him in hospital with a stab wound to the abdomen

* Kudos to the guy tho it just makes him want you more

* He doesn’t beg for attention he demands it

* I mean you did stab him

* He wears down your defences after a few months and manages to get your gremlin ass to go on a date with him

* Where you also threaten to beat the waiter with a chair if he doesn’t get Ran some goddamn sauce for his steak

* “Excuse me, I’m going to marry you ya know, doll?”

* “Tf you are you lanky ass cockroach”

* You terrify Rindo when he meets you for the first time

Rindo-

* Opposite of his big brother

* He thinks you’re a bitch

* Wants nothing to do with you when Mikey and Sanzu introduce you as a new member

* Watches you one two many times beat the ever loving crap out of fully grown men and enjoy it

* Sees when you put Sanzu in hospital with a bullet wound when he pops a pill in your drink

* Starts getting feelings the first time he sees you smile at a kitten though

* Catches himself smiling when you throw a knife at his brothers head (you missed thank god)

* Falls in love when he feels your backs hit together during a fight where you’re both outnumbered by a mile

* He remembers the first time he felt scared of you like it was yesterday

* You’d got so caught up in a fight and ended up beating two men to death

* He had gone to pull you off a third and you’d pinned him down ready to rain blow after blow down

* You got two hits in before Kaku tackled you off him

* Took you about 5 minutes to come back to your senses but by then the dye had been cast

* Rin couldn’t decide if he hated you or loved you for a good few months

* I think you’d have to be the one to come and speak to him first

* He’s one stubborn man

* When you confront him again you were planning to be calm but he pissed you off by ignoring you so you lashed out and screamed at him

* “Who the fuck do you think you’re ignoring Rindo?! Fucking speak to me or I’ll fucking stab you!”

* He’s sick of your bullshit

* “Yeh? You wanna stab me bitch? Go right ahead, can’t believe I fuckin love you, crazy little monster.”

* He just leans back in his chair and unbuttons his suit jacket, links his hands behind his head, crosses his legs and smirks at your shocked face

* Leaves you silent for once

* You stalk over to him

* Stab your knife into his desk

* And practically throw yourself into his lap before grinning and wrapping your hands around his neck

* “I’m definitely going to kill you eventually. <3”

* “Yeh yeh sure you are, crazy.”

Kaku-

* This man has the patience of a saint he dealt with Izana and South for Christ sake

* He gives you free reign of whatever you want

* You wanna beat someone up? Go right ahead darling he’ll watch

* You want to turn your snake tongue on him? Sure he’ll just act interest and ignore it anyway

* You want to actually fight him tho? Definitely not he’ll never raise a hand to you, you’ll be pinned before you can land one

* Doesn’t remember how he met you he just knows you were there one day nd you haven’t left since

* He fell for you when he saw you crouched next to a hurt child trying to comfort them even though you looked constipated and uncomfortable

* Approaches you a lot calmer than the others

* You’re definitely confused when there’s a constant looming shadow standing over you

* You could even be fighting and this guys stood right behind you watching and intimidating your opponent

* “Uh do you mind pissin off you overgrown spaghetti noodle.”

* He’s like tf I’m just looking out for you

* Proceeds to knock your opponent out in one blow

* You’re having none of this shit

* “Do you need some sense knocking into you motherfucker? That was mine get away you- you… just fuck off will you!”

* His unwavering stare definitely flusters you a bit

* Does this stop you from going to hit him? Definitely not

* He catches your fist mid air and pulls it above your head

* “Stop it y/n. I’m looking out for you it’s my job.”

* You have no dominance over this man can’t change my mind on this

* Even you glaring daggers at him doesn’t work

* A glare that has even the Haitanis looking uncomfortable

* Nothing you’re angry little self does bothers him

* He likes to pat your head when you do something well

* He definitely works on making you start to rely on him

* You have no idea how you ended up in his apartment me day but hey here you are

* Waking up in Kakuchos bed was not on your agenda today

* You try to sneak out but he’s in the kitchen

* “Don’t run away little one. Nothing happened I just put you to bed.”

* You find out someone tried to kill you because of a grudge

* Kaku found you before they could really do any damage

* Don’t ask what happened to them he won’t tell you ever

* He ‘handled it’ that’s all you need to know

* “You know I’ll alway be at your back, y/n. But I want to be selfish right now, please only look at me.”

* Stfu pretty boy

* “No. I wanted to tell you first, take it back!”

* You’ve successfully confused the man

* He’s like tf you want me to take back my confession so you can confess first?

* No

* Cue n argument that ends in you tackling him to the ground

* Y/n: 0 Kaku:1

* You’re dumb if you think this man didn’t want you pinning him to the ground

* “Okay tell me you love me then,little one.”

* “I- who’s said anything about that? I’m saying you’re mine. Don’t look at anyone other than me, Kakucho.”

Kokonoi-

* No <3

* He wants absolutely nothing to do with the feral gremlin that the Haitanis brought along

* Looks down his nose at you for a while ngl

* That is until you jump into a fight to help him

* Your “Get your fucking hands off him!” Gets all of his attention

* He was so sure he’d never be interested in anyone after Akane but here you are

* He wants all your attention now

* Shows up with random gifts claiming he had to buy it to get money off his other purchase

* Like ofc Koko those custom nuckle dusters definitely got you money off your new Armani suit didn’t they

* You better use them

* Cocky little shit will tell everyone in Bonten

* “You see those new toys they have? I get them cost me xxxx amount.”

* Likes to rest his arm behind your chair at Bonten meetings

* Ofc you’re made to sit with him now not the Haitanis

* Hates seeing you around Sanzu after your two had an altercation

* You confront him one day

* With Koko pinned against the wall in front of you knife at his throat

* He’s still smirking at you though

* “What the ever loving fuck do you think you’re doing Hajime? You tryna get me to hurt you? I will ya know stop buying me shit and stop bothering me. You got something to say then say it, bitch!”

* So aggressive

* He lives for it

* Kinda wants you to hit him he can’t lie

* Masochist at heart

* “Sure sweetheart I have something to say. What size is your ring finger? What size diamond do you want?”

* Sir I think you’ve skipped a few chapters

* “Hmm I want the most expensive one you can find.”

* “Done.”

* Like no they don’t actually mean it silly man

* “Koko? Can you like stop for two fuckin seconds. I’m not marrying you, haven’t even taken me on a fuckin date.”

* Cue the two of you sat at the best restaurant he owns *ahem* “knows”

* One of the waitresses that takes your orders keeps batting her basic ass lashes at Koko right in front of you

* “Bitch are you fucking blind? Want me to cut your eyelids off so you can see better? I’ll fuck you up if you keep staring at my man. Get the fuck away.”

* Proud boy moment

* He’s grinning at you

* Turns to the bitch and literally shoos her away

* “You heard my darling get your basic ass away from us.”

* He’s a cocky little shit for the next few weeks

* Insists on matching outfits

* So fucking pricey

* Also buys you a necklace with his name encrusted in diamonds

* This is now the most expensive thing you own

* You have to wear it or he’ll probably throw a silent hissy fit

* “Koko if you ever look at anyone else I’ll peel your skin off with a cheese grater <3”

* This man is so quick to be like ‘okay baby. Anything you want’

* Sanzu thinks it’s hilarious

* “I still need to know what ring you want angel.”

Sanzu-

* Doesn’t even notice you’re scaring people

* Thinks you’re great

* Makes you go on missions with him 24/7

* Takes Mikey telling him that you’re way too aggressive for him to realise

* Does this make him want to get rid of you? Hell no

* He starts watching you a lot more

* He enjoys letting you take control of interrogations just so he can see you in your element

* King of hype

* “Yesss baby you pull that guys nails! Ooo good hit y/n/n~ You look so pretty covered in blood.”

* Freaks you out at first so instead of getting aggressive with the drugged up man with a gun you avoid him

* Well you try

* He pops up wherever you go

* He definitely begs for attention

* “Y/nnn look at meeee. Babyyyy I got us matching knives, yours has my name on it and mine has yours!!”

* Way too excited

* You’re pretty sure he already thinks your dating

* Kicks up a massive fuss when he hears you’re going on a mission with Rindou

* Poor baby just wants to go with you

* Personally think he’s the type to sit on the floor next your chair ,if you’re sat at sofas instead of the meeting table, and lay his head in your lap for attention when you get back

* He wants to make random physical contact with you

* Plays with your hands when you try to hit him

* Let’s you hit him sometimes

* Tbh I think if you’re ever physically fighting and he manages to pin your wiggling body he will bite you no lie

* This dude seems feral enough to just bite randomly

* Stuns you for a minute

* You end up head butting him which actually nocks him out for a bit

* (Might as well have a head like Tanjiro)

* When he wakes up and sees you sat next him shouting down the phone at someone he just mutters

* “I’m so obsessed with your pretty ass. So sexy.”

* Sir stfu not the time

* You just glare at him and carry on your argument

* He just grins back and reaches his hand out to stroke your kneecap

* You end up throwing your phone at the wall in frustration

* “I hate your psycho ass Sanzu, but if you’re mine then you’re mine alone I’ll kill anyone that looks at you.”

* “Ditto baby <3”

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hajimine · 3 years

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LEX’S 2020 APPRECIATION POST PT. II !

— to the lovely moots & followers who i talk to quite often (or pretty much everyday), this one’s for you.

thank u for being in my life, you made my 2020 so so much better. i’m so grateful october lex decided to make a tumblr acc 🥲

i’ll try my best to keep it kinda short 🥲👍

in alphabetical order:

@4fterh0urs — my omega phoebe 😩‼️ ily so much bc you’re both extremely stupid n extremely smart at the same time. u mean so much to me and i love talking to u even if u call me such weird as nicknames every damn day 😃 you’re so sexy n hella intimidating smfh idk how i was able to make u my bitch (JK PLS DONT KILL MEE) anyways, thanks for being a real one bae + you’re the person i block the most, so you’re special ig 😹👍 ily you’re actually such a sap but u pretend to be all tough heh <33

@archivednikes — my solar system, my wh*re (lovingly) hi bae 😣 ok yk how much i love u but. im gonna tell u again: ILYSM!! OKAY??? please know that you’re such an amazing human being and you’re SO incredibly talented. god i love u so much please take care of yourself baby, you’re always so kind to other people and i hope you can do the same to yourself. once again, i am so fucking glad you decided to slide into my inbox that day, because now i look forward to talking to you every single morning. insert grabby hands ilysm <33

@boosyboo9206 — onyx hi babes! i’m so so grateful for you omg u dont even know it. you always manage to cheer me up with your antics and you’re always here to support me 🥺 whenever i’m down you somehow aways manage to make me feel a lil better. i love talking to u whether it’s about sth as mundane as the weather or even your obsession with the word peepers. thank you for being you, please take care of yourself and stop sleeping so damn late. ilysm <33

@ch4jime — chloe bae!! 😁 hi omg ilysm you’re so cute and cool and nice urghh thanks for always checking up on me! i love love seeing you in my asks, you’re such a lovely person to be around. i seriously need to be better at dropping in other people’s inbox, so just know that i’ll work on hanging out on your blog more often this year bc ily! i wish u all the best and please never stop being you baby mwah <33

@fairyoomi — hi bae 😣😣 how are u?? i know we don’t talk much anymore, and that’s okie, but i still wanna write u this lil note because i’m so thankful i met you here on tumblr. you’re an amazing writer and u were so sweet to me even when i was a teeny blog who didn’t know anyone. i admire u a lot, yknow? thanks for being such a friendly and welcoming person, ily <33

@gu3to — mochi bestieo 🙀 idk if you’ll even see this smh so i’m just gonna text u after this (if i don’t forget to rip) okay so. hello?! you’re so mf cool and you’re a trendsetter 🤩 yes yes im fueling your god complex it’s bc ily smh. you’re so dumb i wanna choke u sometimes but i won’t bc i’m also just as dumb 😁 pls stop disappearing from the face of the Earth okay ilysm you always keep it real and i know i can always count on u to listen to uh... my shit. okay so when are we gonna make out? 🤨 oki bye <33

@hoekageyama — wifey!! maddie baby urghh yk how much i love you, you’re one of my earliest moots im pretty sure? and aaaaa i’m so so glad i decided to be weird as hell and slide into your asks that day (pancreas. sighs. iconic.) you’re my numero uno whenever i wanna bark about hot 2d boys and what i’d let em do to me coughs err yea hehe. please take care of yourself baby you’re such a sweet and kind and loving person and i’m so glad to have you in my life. smh we text each other lovey dovey texts anyway but i still wanna do this for u 😋 ilysm!!! <33

@honeyskawa — lani baby hi! i know you haven’t been super active lately, but i just wanna tell u that i appreciate u so so much!! you honestly made my goddamn week when u sent me that ask about how i inspired you bc what the heck?? never in my life have i expected to have such an impact on someone. you’re a wonderful writer honestly. i love u so much and i hope everything’s going well baby, i’m excited talk to u more whenever you decide to be active on tumblr again <33

@jougogo — kaybae hi!!! you haven’t been on tumblr much lately but hi sexc it’s me lex lol i’ve moved accs hehe 😎 i hope u see this whenever u get your phone back cries. you’re such an amazing person to be around, always so cheerful and friendly, you exude so much positive vibes and ilysm. you always manage to lift up the mood with your sexc self and i admire u for that. you’re so incredibly chaotic and fun to be around ahrgehxhh i appreciate u sm and i hope you’re taking care of yourself bby ily <33

@kemochie — my waluigi, my favorite f*rry, hi 😝 urghhh god we just started talking everyday pretty recently but god. you’re so funny??? and i love bullying u bc u give me so much material to bully u with (ok jkjk i love u that’s why i bully u smh) also, you’re so incredibly supportive and u were actually the one who pushed me to finally post that atsumu fic, even tho stupid me accidentally deleted it LMAOBSBD anw, u bring sm joy in my life, so thank u for that. we’re a small lil filf and you’re the milf to my dilf LMAO ilysm mwah!! <33

@kenmaki — gabbae! virgo bestie!! hi hi !! you’re such a talented person and you’re an amazing writer, and i hope one day u can get past your insecurities and see yourself as the wonderful person u truly are. i love how we were able to relate to each from how similar virgos think + our initial conversation of dick measurements and such will forever be seared into my memory. and congrats on getting a daily railing on the dash HSBDH i don’t look at em i promise lol 🤩🤩 jdbdhdh ilysm bby <33

@miyams — ren sweet babie hi! you’re so incredibly talented please don’t listen to stupid hate anons. i’ll stab them with a serrated knife if i have to 😠🔪 you’re so flippin cute and sweet i love talking to you, and i love love love whenever u come by my inbox to say hi. i hope we can talk even more in 2021, my dms and asks are always open for u bby (even though i suck at replying right away, sorry abt that huhu) i love u sm baby please take care of yourself <33

@miyasangel — ardie bae 😜 hi sexc!! i still cant believe we talk like everyday now lmaoo i used to think you’re so freaking cool (i still do) and now i’m friends w u whattaheck 🥲 you’re such an amazing writer wtf. i hate that we had to start our friendship on such a sour note (ehem discord ehem) but i’m really glad it brought us closer together. ily cockarden i’ll be sure to bully u even more HAHAGS IM JK makes out w u so hard bc you’re so damn hot ily 😣‼️ <33

@owlywrites — owly baby hello! ily so so much and you’re so talented, you deserve so much recognition. i hope i can read more of your fics soon bc they’re so well written ugh 😣 thanks for always checking up on me and always being so incredibly sweet. i love u so so muchhh huhu i wanna give u the biggest hug in the world :( please take care of yourself and never stop being your genuine self kith kith <33

@rilacry — milfy gorlillola 😜😜‼️ hi sexc. omfg i was so intimidated by u wtf (and i still kinda am smh) bc you’re so cool?? and your writing n carrd making skills are amazing as hell wtf. u just exude BDE bc you’re hella hot AND bc u wanna peg everyone. anyways,, i’m glad we got closer recently, even if it was out of really wack circumstances. ily bae pls stop sticking your memojis everywhere mwah <33

@rintaroll — my kue tete ☹️☹️ ilysm smh bye i can’t believe we’re close now wtf you’ve always been so cool and sexc 😩‼️ oh god i rmb when u were still on your old acc and u seemed so out of reach and i was a lil intimidated ANDBDJD SHHH but yea now ik you’re just a big h word dork and i love u for that 😣 i wish u all the best for your singing career bby you’re such a talented writer AND singer wtf. also you’re so pretty???? wtf how rude 😠 JKJK HAHHSBD ilysm kithes u so hard <33

@tetsoleil — geegee!! hi baby 😣 thanks for being such a sweet human being ily! it’s been a while since we actually talked yeah? but i still want u to know that i love u a lot and i appreciate u so much. i’m so so grateful you’re in my life because you’re such a joy to be around. you’re an amazing writer bby and i hope you get the recognition u deserve. i’m always here for u if u need anything. ilysm bby <33

@velvetfireworks — rachie bae 🤩 my bakso goreng, my golden kiwi!!! ily!! hehe im so glad i decided to slide in your dms when u asked me if i was indo. but ahhhh you’re ao sweet and cute and supportive ilysm. an amaaazing writer and i admire your work so much, but i think you’ve heard me say that multiple times before. i’m so glad we became closer recently through our love for greasy food and wonky lil faces 👁💋👁 kith kith ilysm <33

@yato-o — yato baby hi!! urgh honestly i appreciate u so so much?? i feel so lucky to be able to get to know you. i don’t even remember how we met but ahhh thank u for always stopping by and have a chat with me even though i know you’re a busy person. please take care of yourself and get some rest whenever u need to! don’t feel pressured to come on here if you’re tired baby, im so grateful to have u in my life, i luv youu <33

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SEXY BAES!

kisses, lex

#💬#bye this took me so long #the biggest kithes for u all mwa

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manggaetteokkie · 4 years

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So what are your top 5 favorite BTS songs and then top 5 favorite BTS videos?

Then what are you top 5 favorite Jikook moments? Lol Haaaard questions

Gonna combine these two cause I think these are from the same anonie, who I’m starting to think likes to make people suffer djfhskdh (if it’s not from the same person, then big rip)

Sorry this took so long, I was really trying to narrow it down to top 5 and I think I still ended up failing... I actually do this with my friends but usually, we’re a little bit more generous by narrowing it down to stuff like: top 5 title tracks, top 5 rap-line, top 5 vocal line, top 5 albums, etc... Asking me top 5 songs from their entire discography is absolutely savage.

For my top 5 BTS songs (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER BECAUSE I BARELY NARROWED IT DOWN TO FIVE, YOU CANT MAKE ME RANK THEM):

Blood Sweat & Tears: the monarch, the goat, putting it simply, the absolute best. I honestly remember when the Wings short films started dropping, my friend and I panicked HARD because we were like “WTF IS GOING ON WHAT IS THIS”. And then the teaser dropped, and it was so different from the ��typical” BTS we’ve been getting, so we were even more confused. But then... The MV dropped and that was honestly just such a massive turning point for everything. Also, as an ARMY with a Jimin bias, I almost didn’t survive it.

Attack on Bangtan: okay this is honestly just such a fun hype song that never gets old no matter how many times you listen to it? It’s honestly a classic and whenever it plays on Run BTS, I know I’m either about to witness an epic moment or it’s gonna send my ass on the floor from laughing. (Also, let us never forget Tae’s “Nico nico niiii~”)

I Need U: okay this was The song that got me learning all their names and holy shit, I’ve listened to this song so much, it’s currently 5th most played song (out of nearly 2k songs) in my iTunes with 1,338 plays. When one hears “Fall...”, one does not simply resist the urge to belt “EVERYTHANG” with feelings. Also, funnily enough, the one that first caught my eye was Yoongi, there was something so eye-catching about the way he rapped in such a despondent manner at the start of the mv.

House of Cards: I definitely need to put this one because I’ve listened to this song a total of 2,104 times, if you add the Prologue (short) version total (861) to the full length one (1,243). This was my “hoe” anthem long before My Time was born. I deadass fell in love with the song 10 seconds in, there was no saving me and you cannot stop anyone from doing emo bodyrolls when it comes up. Jikook’s bridge? I can’t sing to save my life but you can bet your ass I’m lipsyncing to that shit every single time.

I HATE THIS. I HATE PICKING THE LAST ONE, I WANT TO FIT THEIR ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY INTO THIS LAST SPOT FFFFFFF.

And now, the last one... can I cheat and throw Euphoria, Serendipity and Seesaw all at my 5th spot? Cause I REALLY can’t pick one out of these 3 skjdhfkshdkf I have such an emotional attachment to Serendipity and Euphoria at this point (DJ Swivel remix of Euphoria? Hello?? I almost cried??? You are me, I am you?? HMMM????), and Seesaw just really surprised me. I absolutely was not expecting it, but holy shit, Seesaw slapped and it slapped hard. At this point, I’m like, anything Yoongi touches turns to absolute gold, I can’t resist him.

Okay I have so many other faves (Spring Day, Baepsae, etc.) but since you only asked for top 5 and not, like, top 100, I have to stop myself here, but I also very curious about your top 5s if you guys wanna share!! Let’s see how well you do, only narrowing it down to 5.

For my top 5 BTS videos (I only counted Bangtan Bombs and live performances, excluding MVs, since you didn’t specify. Otherwise there are too many... just thinking about how many Run BTS episodes I could fit otherwise lmfao):

Perfect Man: I’m a Jimin stan. What did you expect, me to not include this masterpiece??

As I Told You: Good lord, Jungkook was so fkn attractive in a hockey jersey of all things. I honestly loved it so much, I can listen to the live audio as is.

2018 MMA - IDOL Intro Performance (3J focus): Again, I am a Jimin stan. But seriously, from Hobi hitting every. single. beat. while dancing on a raised platform, to Jimin’s fan dance (I streamed the show live and I couldn’t focus on anything else after), to JK lounging like the absolute king that he is, what’s not to love?

It’s Tricky Bangtan Bomb: oldie but goldie, honestly. All of them were babies but holy shit, if their casual dancing didn’t absolutely make me fall in love with them all over again. It honestly never gets old no matter how many times I watch it.

BTS Carpool Karaoke: I have to admit, I honestly got stuck picking the last one so I went with this one because I feel like this is a really really good video to introduce others to BTS to. From their amazing acapella vocals (JK belting Finesse lives in my mind rent free) to how they were so perfectly themselves? You had Hobi’s sunshine smile in the middle, Baby Mochi, Jin’s “I don’t know what he said, but let’s laugh ha ha ha ha”, etc.

Okay I have to admit something, I probably forgot like 90% of their videos so if any of you guys mention a video, I might go “AH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE SKDJFHKSH” so take this list more as a “bangtan videos you should 100% watch” :^)

For my top 5 jikook moments (you absolutely devil, how could you ask me such a question), in no particular order because, again, I actually cannot physically bring myself to rank them:

Jimin comforting a crying JK during LY: (6:05) the way Jimin ran over as soon as he saw Jungkook bent over, facing the backstage. My heart. And he kept JK company for a bit, making sure he was fine before leaving. This whole thing just makes my heart melt into a puddle no matter how many times I think/see about it because it’s like, the timing is just? Anpanman barely started and he just looked over, saw, and ran over. Jesus Christ.

That Jikook moment during SY Seoul Finale: Just how much comfort Jimin must represent for Jungkook to let the dam free once again just seeing his face aghhhhhasgdahj I literally made an entire post about that moment because of how incredibly soft it gets me. I’ve linked it but it’s also my pinned so it’s very easy to find.

“Are you guys dating?”: (start) holy shit okay so this moment is so sdjkfhkdshkfdhks the way both of them were so giggly? It never fails to make me laugh how absolutely done Joon sounded when he said “push quickly!” Also, just how soft did Jimin make his voice when he asked “are you ready”? and how JK, the single most competitive member of BTS, was just giggling the entire time and didn’t even try pushing Jimin before Jimin ended up eliminating himself. Not to mention how JK couldn’t into Jimin’s eyes and only finally made eye contact with at the very end :^)

MMA 2018: lmao okay so I’m just gonna throw this entire fkn night into the mix. I still remember how it was the wee hours in the morning for me when I started following the live stream and damn, they were literally inseparable the entire time. My TL was exploding in Jikook content and between watching them through the official broadcast and watching the fancams, I was BUSY. They did everything: whispering to each other’s ears, slinging their arms around each other’s shoulders, JK massaging JM’s nape, JK pulling JM down to sit... phew.

GCF in Tokyo: Okay so this is one of those things that the more you think about it, the more you can’t believe it’s real. I couldn’t not include this simply because of how meaningful the whole thing was. There’s so much about it that makes me ????? because JK really booked a two-person trip to Tokyo for Jimin’s birthday. And Jimin genuinely had fun on that trip. The whole thing just shows how comfortable the two of them are with each other because they’d never had gone on a trip together elsewise. I recently saw a Korean movie director’s reaction to GCF and the whole thing didn’t have any subs, but the two reactors were like “ohhh... these two... these two must be really close” (they’d reacted to BTS MVs before, but they’re not familiar with how the members are outside of that). From my limited Korean understanding, the movie director then commented “Because the model and the director are so close, it’s very natural” (if I’ve gotten any Korean followers, I’d love to get confirmation on the words said because my Korean understanding isn’t perfect and I don’t want to be spreading crap around). GCF in Tokyo is also the first video posted under the GCF label, with JK editing the whole thing himself. He filmed, he directed, he edited. And his main actor was Jimin.

I was this 👌🏻 close to adding LY lap sitting and Rose Bowl moments but I had other faves to include so I thought I’d go with something else :^) GCF forced its way into my list, I had no say in it.

Okay so I hope this was enough skdjfhkdshfs this post got really long cause I couldn’t help myself from giving reasons for why I included the ones I did, I’m sorry sjkfhdks Please feel free to share you’re own fave songs/videos/jikook moments!!

#thanks for the ask!#bts #bangtan #jimin #jungkook #jeongguk #jikook #kookmin #my post #my stuff #anon #anonymous #answered

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bisexualhobi · 4 years

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I became a bts stan on August 22nd right after the Dynamite mv came out, and even though it's been less than a month for me I am now so far up these men's asses it's not even funny lmao so I thought I'd share my member rankings from the moment I learned their names and how it's changed (initial thoughts included in parentheses)

OG ranking aka I saw the Dynamite mv, couldn't tell anyone apart and decided to watch the Carpool Karaoke:

J-Hope (aka the one with the smile, how is his smile so contagious???)

RM (wow he speaks the most English so I guess I'll relate to him the most)

Jin (lmao he's like really funny?? but he also looks kinda mean idk)

Jimin (this boy has the most handsome face i have seen?? ever?? are you sure he doesn't have plastic surgery?? also gave me big Gav Vibes™ at first so I'm 👀👀📝)

Suga (oh okay so he's the Quiet and Mysterious one but he also looks like a human kitten!!)

Jungkook (my friend who's a lowkey local is obsessed w him so ima just... ignore him for a while bc I think he's just the pretty one and something tells me gets overwhelmingly favored by the fandom)

V (he looks so pissed off all the time. what's wrong w him. also why does his face change every time his hair changes wtf I cannot tell this man apart in relation to the others)

Second week rollout: I have just started watching their live performances and American interviews

J-Hope = (I'M YOUR HOPE, YOU'RE MY HOPE I AM J-HOPE 😭😭💞💞😍💓💓💓)

RM = (He's so weird lmao but I bet it's the American interviewers who weird him out. Also side note the poor guy with Ellen degeneres I just wanted to fucking punch her lmao get away from them demon!!!!)

Jimin +1 (He's like catnip and all the male interviewers they interact with are touch starved cats lmao he's so extra I love him!!!)

Suga +1 (omg he's a pisces??? HE'S A PISCES NO WONDER I VIBE WITH U SO MUCH SUGA)

Jin -2 (he's really the most handsome one wow but I feel like I haven't been able to connect w him yet. he's just there)

Jungkook = (I thought he was entitled at first but now I realize he's just like really shy and quiet and America overwhelms him)

V = (still can't tell him apart unless I identify his hair first. sorry)

I have now been informed they are meant to be originally a hip hop group??? why didn't I hear of this earlier where is this hip hop you speak of: aka I discovered the Rap Line™

J-Hope = (YESSSS HONEY YES!! DANCE YOUR LITTLE HEART OUT YOU'RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE)

Suga +1 (oh my god. oh my fucking god. I had no idea Korean rappers could go this hard?? what the fuck look at him. he looks like a kitten and he raps like a motherfucking savage what the fu-)

Jin +2 (I learned he's the oldest one, didn't even know how to sing or dance until he joined the band, and is super fucking funny. Him and Jimin are a seesaw in my ranking lol)

RM -2 (after hearing him talk so much during my American press tour I have calmed down a bit. he's great, I love him but I wanna feel out the other members)

Jimin -2 (I can't really figure him out, sometimes he's super quiet and shy and other times he's like so extra and loud. Still getting Gay Vibes™)

Jungkook = (hasn't changed my ranking lol but I like him a lot now. doesn't look nor behaves like the baby of the band tbh)

V = (*crickets* *crickets* Still nothing. I'll get back to you)

I'm in too deep now: aka I am now learning their real names and can't seem to stop talking about them

Hobi = (I have learned the term bias. I have now accepted the fact that Hoseok is my ultimate bias)

Yoongi = (I have learned the term bias wrecker. I have now accepted the fact that Yoongi is my bias wrecker)

Namjoon +1 (He's so eloquent and articulate!! His IQ is 148? omg I love you Namjoon....)

Jimin +1 (I love my little mochi.... he must be protected at all costs)

Jin -2 (I love Seokjin!!! I wish they gave him the spotlight more often the content I watch doesn't focus much on him :/)

Jungkook & V =/+1 (a tie! Idk why but they seem to be the ones I relate to the least. Still now I can tell them both apart and I really enjoy their singing voices)

Current ranking: I decided to make a blog. I don't know how much longer I can hold them off. They are taking over my life and I have NO regrets

Hobi & Yoongi = (tie. I love them both, I would die for them gladly 💓💓😊)

Namjoon & Jimin +1 (another tie! I love Joonie so much I would vote him as president forever. Mochi is a baby and I hope he's happy and loves himself as much as we do)

Taehyung +4 (I suddenly learned his name, learned to tell him apart and out of nowhere this man sneaked up on me and climbed his way to third place in my heart?? what the fuck. Also he looks like the main villain in a movie and I want him to step on me. For more content check out my Tae is Itachi vibes board on Pinterest)

Jin & Jungkook =/+2 (I love them. I cannot choose between them and even ranking them last feels weird to me because I love Jin and I don't want him to enlist I'm not ready I just became a fan a few weeks ago and already you're taking him away from me??? And JK our golden maknae I would die for you but something tells me you would never accept that. I love his tattoos and his doe eyes and I'm sorry it took me this long to get to know the real you)

#lmao this is for me only #I just wanted to keep a log of my progressive obsession with this band.....#nvm #.txt

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koutawoo · 4 years

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Yeah! We are talking about the same Korean artist 😊. I love that vid so much. As for the Haikyuu mochi mochi plushies, they're actually those tsum tsum like plush (Bokuaka was releases with Inarizali) not those big ones you're referring to (but I do know what you're talikng about! As much as I want them, theyre so huge and expensive, Japan spare me pls). I hope the Hinata and Atsumu nendroids arrive safe and sound to u! Its such a mood to be excited for your merch to arrive 🤣- Bokuaka anon

omg they’re so cute!! ghsgssggdl i want them but at the same time fdsjlfsfsdkfs i dont want to spent fjkdsfs but i want fkjdslfs but i dont want to spend

and omg wtf, those big plushies are ~$230 BYE, if ur friends ever wanna surprise u w/ something, better let them know about this :’)

#here's to us receiving our packages safe and sound #and on time #without delays ;-;--;#kouta babbles #bokuaka anon san 💛

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valkavavaart · 4 years

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no one asked but i wanted to do all of this in one sitting lets go.. this is long im sorry

1. favourite character

jyushi, kuukou, ramuda.. i will not pick between them

2. least favourite character

jyuto.. also saburo but he’s growing on me

3. favourite division

nagoya, baby!

4. favourite buster bros member

legally adopting jiro.. thats my boy i love him

5. favourite mtc member

rioooOoOOoOOoOoOoOOo i dont care the other two but like id give my life for riooOoOOOo

6. favourite matenrou member

doppPOOoOOOoOOOoo but also dr jakurai jinguji if ur out there...

7. favourite fling posse member

r a m u d and a.. whos that

8. favourite character song

UMMM drops and moonlight shadow both slap...?

9. favourite rap battle

its gotta beeeeee battle battle battle? i dont rlly listen to them much i just think abt the art where ramuda and jakurai are like face to face except we KNOW ramuda is barely like 5′0″ and jakurai is a big tall 6′4″ish man so how are they this close is ramuda sitting on his knee?? is jakurai kneeling?? is ramuda on a box

10. favourite tdd member

again.. ramuda lmao.. like esp tdd ramuda his outfit is so cute hes just so tiny..

11. your otp

UMMMM i like getting into a lot of ships?? id say my favs are probably like.. gendice or riodice maybe?? and ichikuu.. rn im like rlly into hitoya/jakurai too i want those old men to hold hands (i wanna draw them but idk any good poses for old dudes who r also boyfriends)

12. your notp

anything involving saburo uMmMMmm.. im not rlly a fan of samatoki/ichiro & tdd era samatoki/ichiro ESPECIALLY rubs e the wrong way.. i also dont rlly like jyushi/hitoya or kuukou/hitoya they just rlly rub me the wrong way

13. how did you get hooked on hypmic

ok so on twitter all my friends and the artists i follow got rlly into fire emblem three houses and i didnt own a switch at the time but i was like "cool i'll like find a bunch of artists that draw this and i'll UHHH maybe get hyped for it idk" and one of the artists was riryou_ on twitter who was posting like mochi blyeth and i was like omg so cute... and they spoke abt like hypmic a bunch too and i was like "oh i vaguely know what hypmic is (based off of all the samatoki memes and sasara fanart i’d see), maybe i should get into it??" then they like posted jyushi and i was like "oh he looks so dumb i need to know more" and i HEARD jyushi and i was like "actually he's adorable and i love him!!" bc i have a soft spot for like.. crybaby chuunis, and then downloaded the game and was like "wtf!!! where is jyushi" and thats why im here..

14. a character you identify with

im not assigning myself a hypmic kin!!!!!!!!

but i’ll pick doppo bc 1. never trust a doppo kinnie and 2. i too need a therapist

15. favourite character design

KUUKOU was designed specifally to cater to me here is exactly why

-SHORT KING. (HES THE SECOND SHORTEST BOY?? WHAT THE FUCK??? HE’S TALLER THAN RAMUDA SO GOOD FOR HIM.. BUT YOU’RE TELLING ME SABURO THE FUCKING 14 YEAR OLD IS TALLER THAN MY BOY KUU!??!?!?!? SHORT KING!)

-his hair. i cant draw it but i like it

-hes like >:3 all the time

-he has?? fucking fangs

-cat boy energy

-the like contrast of him being a monk and then him also just being a little bastard.. love that

-i like his jacket

-his dumb fucking boots..

-he comfy

-radiates chaotic energy

-one of his eyes is usually like slightly squinted?? i dont know why he does that but i like it

-he wont hesitate.. bitch

-i forgot this was supposed to be like based on his design and went on a long ass ramble abt his personality but like sshhh you wont see that.. delete

-piercings... the big one looks like a stretcher? i like that

-his speakers that look like the dragon w the bell are cool

-again short king rowdy boy

-he has long eyelashes and wears eye makeup.. thats cute..

- >:3

16. a character you'd cosplay

again kuukou looks comfy but thats a lot of layers.. itd be rlly warm right..

id say maybe jiro! ichiro would be my next choice idk i like their jackets

17. a character you thought you'd like + 18. a character you thought you'd dislike

ok so i just put these together bc like actually.. before i got into hypmic when all i rlly knew was vague fanart of the characters and that jyushi is my man i did a tier list to like get my opinions on them down.. and sometimes i look back to it and im like.. AHAH...

as u can see i was on board for jyushi as soon as i got here... but i thought sasara and kuukou were rlly neat and like i figured i'd like ichiro bc mmm... but honestly im not that big on ichi SFGKHDLF...

meanwhile in the bottom tier... jakurai, jiro, dice, rosho, ramuda, hifumi... the irony that i actually rlly like all of them... rosho took a while to grow on me but he's really good.. meanwhile hifumi probably still isnt a character im like SUPER into but i do like him..

heres my current tier list tho LMAO

19. buster bros or mtc?

hnn.. its gonna have to be buster bros...

i like jiro and rio a lot and dont rlly care for the other 4 but like.. i think i like bb and their dynamic and find them more sympathetic than mtc lmaoo... like ichiro went through a lot for his bros..

samatoki also went through a lot for nemu but hes stinky as hell and i think he's stupid. but i will not write an essay on that.

20. fling posse or matenrou

fling posse BABYYYYYY i love those funky little lads.. i like matenrou a lot too but like fp just appeal to me a lot more and i rlly love their dynamic.. i could talk for days abt fp...

21. mtc or matenrou

matenrOUuUuuUUuUUuu again i do not care mtc aside from rio.. i dont rlly have strong thoughts on matenrou lol i like their friendship tho :)

22. favourite hypmic seiyuu

saito soma or takaya kuroda.. saito soma bc i generally love his voice and also he voices other favs of mine (yamaguchi hq, 2wink from enstars..) and takuya kuroda bc im literally a simp for kazuma kiryu from the yakuza series,

also ive been insulting samatoki so far but i actually like his va like the man has the range?? between voicing samatoki hypmic and leo enstars?? HELLO????

23. a song you didn't like

basically anything by mad trigger crew SBJFGKJHLDSF the only song i actively remember by them is whats my name.. i only play it for rio..

UMMM otherwise i guess like??? new star.. sucks bc i actually rlly like saburo's va but i feel like he doesnt rlly get the best parts/songs...? that being said i like songs w him in it so

24. a hypmic headcanon

ummmmmmm i cant think of anything lol snnzzz.. i saw the hc that ramuda was the one that like dyed jakurais hair and it was so cute..

25. favourite solo song

wasnt this already a question or can i not read.. whatever my brain is like gya gya gyaran gya gya gyaran bam gya gya gyaran bam gya gya gya gya gyaran bam

6. favourite mc name

they all fucking suck LOL

evil monk is very literal and i like that. i also like that 14th moon ties into jyushi's name and everything..

UHHH i guess doppo cause its literally just his name LMAOO and i think doppos a cute name

7. the most attractive character

i know i said that kuukou is designed to appeal specific to me but gentarou? pretty boy. love to see it thank you saito soma. also tdd era jakurai.. maybe its just cause i like the manga art a lot but... dr jakurai jinguji if ur out there

28. a kink

PARDON.

29. favourite life quote & 30. favourite rebuttal or punchline

i dont wanna give a serious answer to either of those so on a completely unrelated note, i think abt this a lot

#vivi yells

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