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@glorillapimp yโall are fiireeeeโค๏ธโ๐ฅโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
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diorjada 6m
im like 80% of them views ๐ญ this is so harddd
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everybodyhates_tasha 5m
My toddler started bopping as soon as this video played๐ thatโs definitely my child cause this is too damn good
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sarahlopezs 4m
@everybodyhates_tasha imagine having a toddler while its hot girl summer
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everybodyhates_tasha 3m
@sarahlopezs Girl dont do me like that
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justlikeamarah 7m
Now y/n i love you but why you lying??? we know you not S I N G L E NO MORE๐ญ
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sedanyprince 4m
@justlikeamarah CALL HER ASS OUT!!!
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moodymagazine Oh moodies! Last year the Louisville rapper #JackHarlow was seen rapping to #y/n FNF freestyle at the club. Do we think this might have been the start of their rumored romance or is it pure coincidence? Let us know in the comments below! โฌ๏ธ Click the link in our bio or head to our tiktok for the full video.
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sneakyshae 3m
man these two never explain shit so weโre gonna be guessing forever unless they post each other
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liloneder 2m
@sneakyshea You are so right thoooo i hate that about them๐
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jonah.jay 1m
@liloneder yo aint no way your momma named you oneder๐
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biglolaa 1m
Yeah but even if they post eachother its gotta be a serious post because them mfs donโt take shit seriously. Always trolling so theyd be perfect together now that i think about it๐ค
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cyabiah 6m
now why tf did urban like this post๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ its a signnnn
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y/narchive Y'all, call me crazy but i might as well change my user to y/nandjackarchive cause these fits look pretty similar to me ๐๐๐ AND at the same party... yeah they gotta be together. As long as our girl is happy i have no complaints though i hope there's flicks of them together at that party๐คญ
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omg this is definitely a hinttt, she has been very happy and like relaxed lately so i hope he has something to do with it๐ฅน
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lennymoris 3m
@y/ncloset RIGHT?! i noticed that tooo
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yungkelly 8m
Omg her and central cee are actually over now that makes me so sad cause i ship them BAD but girl got good taste cause jack fine as hell๐คค
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nairobi 12m
WHAT ???? JACKMAN DONT PLAY WITH ME๐ค
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taylorthesaylorr 10m
@nairobi NO CAUSE WHAT DOES HE MEAN???? AND THE NO CAPTION TOO
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urbanwyatt 7m
and the crowd goes wildski๐คช
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jharlowupdates 6m
Urban tell us the teaaaa
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psycholiah 5m
She liked the post nooooooo
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stacey2dash 3m
@psycholiah i just fell to my knees in walmart
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tray_. 1m
Just saw somebody fall to their knees in walmart
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bbgrlashly 9m
i recognize that booty anywhere and this is y/n without a doubt man ๐ฉ๐im heartbroken rn nobody hit me up
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@bbgrlashly HAHAHA ASH you so dramatic stop it๐ญ
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bbgrlashly 7m
THE WHITE MAN STOLE MY GIRL ZAY๐ค
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missionaryjharlow 4m
not you in your stepdad era now ๐คญ๐ซฃ
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m3rcedez 2m
@missionaryjharlow i wonder if he even met them yet and i really wanna know how thats going for him cause her kids dont play abt their dad๐๐
ENHA REACTION โฬฉ s/o that wears a hip chain and anklets
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๐ยทห เผโ ๐๐๐ . @666booklover , , Heyy ๐ Its me again lol.. can I pls request an enha reaction to a s/o that always wears a hip chain and anklets, if it's not too much trouble ๐ . (like do u think they'd think it's ๐ฅด or something Imao). My Indian bestie heard I had an account and I am speaking on her behalf (aaand I just got pinched) tysm!!
ห เผ๐ญ ยทห message from lueurjun . . . hope this was okay for you my love !! sorry it took so long, i had a major brain fog and couldnโt seem to find the right words, but i hope i did your request justice.
โ ! H E E S E U N G
no but he hasnโt breathed the same since he met you
bro wheezes in your mere presence
legit the embodiment of the pick up line: โare you an inhaler because you took my breath awayโ
yeah heโs cute but iโd write you poetry just sayin
heโs so in love with you in general, but with the added combination of you wearing hip chains and anklets, heโs enamoured by you
enamoured ๐ค look at me thinkin iโm smart
literally would go out of his way to get you more
drives the rest of the members up the wall with how much he talks about you
โthey were wearing such a beautiful hip chain piece, the other day with a gorgeous anklet to match it- it brought out their eyes and-โ
โheeseung im glad youโre a simp, but please shut upโ
that was 100% jay or ni-ki ( i bet jay )
i can see him pouting when you decide not to wear one
like he just stares at you for a little while and youโre like ??
not that he doesnโt find you stunning without them, he does, but heโs grown accustomed to you wearing them
not him being obsessedโฆ i could be more obsessed if you want. say the word, iโll roundhouse kick him
he also likes the noises they make whenever you move
it literally soothes him??
bro stop before i literally cry
heโs so in love pls let me be you for a day
or be with you ๐
โ ! J A Y
slightly more reserved than heeseung
as in, not as obsessive about it, but he still loves them type of thing
he doesnโt make a big deal out of it, but not so much that you feel unappreciated because he still makes sure to compliment them โ and you in general
thatโs right. yeah he does. if not, heโll have a meeting with my fists: pretty and punch.
though just because heโs not as obsessed does not mean heโs not observant
he pays enough attention to know which ones you prefer, and which colour you wear more often
so when he decides to surprise you with a new anklet or hip chain, itโs always the colour that you prefer
OBSERVANT KING ๐
jay is also a fashion icon, so a lot of the time, he helps you pair them with a super nice outfit
super proud to strut around with you on his arm wearing your pretty hip chain which matches with your outfit, paired with a gorgeous anklet
mesmerising the locals with your outfits during a little coffee date
this could be us but you playinnn ๐๐ค
no but seriously, jay loves your hip chains and anklets ( almost as much ) as he loves you
i could love you more tho
โ ! J A K E
this man legitimately GIGGLES whenever he catches sight of the chain
someone poison me heโs so cute
just when he thinks heโs found his favourite one
you rock up in different one and suddenly, thatโs his favourite
and donโt even get him started on the anklets
bro loses all composure
me when you exist fr ๐คญ๐
to be honest, i can see jake wanting to match anklets with you
and he for sure would gift you one with a โjโ initial on it just because he loves you
โnot because he owns me, โcause he really knows meโ BOP
jake is 100% the type to play with it
like you could be laying together and all of a sudden youโd feel his fingers gently brush against your skin
and when you glance down, heโs absentmindedly playing with your hip chain
or if your feet are in his lap
heโs fiddling with the chain of anklet
someone be my jake, i canโt handle this anymore
itโs a habit of his at this point so now you donโt really bat an eyelash when he does it
but it does cause a stir inside of you when he does it in front of his friends
because itโs so intimate?? and loving?? and in front of his friends proves that he doesnโt mind showing that bit of affection
a man that is secure and proud ๐ you deserve nothing less baby !!
but itโs also not over the top enough to be considered as PDA
sighhh iโm obsessed with you guys
โ ! S U N G H O O N
a lot like jay, like he doesnโt really make a huge deal out of it
he thinks theyโre nice, and he likes them but he doesnโt feel the urge to make a massive deal
like jay, he will compliment you and make sure you know that he thinks youโre stunning and that they really go with your outfit
he may even become slightly more touchy but wonโt say anything about it
nonchalant mf tryna act all cool ๐๐
despite acting all cool, i can see sunghoon secretly making you a hip chain or an anklet ( maybe both )
like on valentineโs day, amongst all of the other gifts heโs spoiled you with
he just whips out a box and sheepishly hands it to you
imagine he just launches it at your head and walks off-
and when you open it, your eyes instantly brim with tears because you imagine him just sitting there for hours
awh imagine him sitting with his legs crossed- STOP I CANโT BE PUBLICLY CRYING OVER A GROWN MAN SITTING DOWN
itโs obvious heโs put a lot of effort into it
he may have even followed a tutorial step by step
and it definitely becomes your favourite piece
posting it on your story and him complaining that all his friends are going to see
but then refusing to let you take it down when you offer because he feels superior knowing their partners will whine about him being so sentimental and creative
HES SO REAL FOR THAT PLS
once he sees how much you love it, he will make it a tradition for him to make you your very own piece every year
soon you have your own little boutique of hand crafted anklets and hip chains
thatโs so romantic someone run me over
the boys tease him for being a simp, obviously but he canโt find it in him to feel embarrassed
not when he sees how happy you are
heโs well and truly smitten, but so are you so itโs all good
๐คA s t e r o i d โ P a n t h e r a โ4 1 9 8๐ค(through the signs and degrees)
~~~~~~~~~~~ Y o u r โ p r e d a t o r y โ e n e r g y ~~~~~~~~~~~
A warrior, a schemer, a predator. Smooth and calculated movements, planning how to kill you in complete silence. The black panther doesn't show off their plan, they only show you their claws.
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The panther is part of the leopard family but it's easily identified because of its black mantle.
Usually outcasted due to this difference, they face more difficulties in their habitat as they can't hide so well like others leopards (a black spot is easily identified by potential preys).
They take the harder route, panthers also love to jump from tree to tree to assess the situation from a higher perspective. Because of those challenges, they know how to get a better understanding of their environments and know how to use it to their advantage
The special-0 degrees : They are THE panther๐ค. Surrounded by a mysterious but fiery aura. They have qualities that resembles the ones of these felines. Could love to climb or run as a sport. Enjoy risky activities cause they crave that adrenaline rush ๐ฅ. They could even have physical traits resembling those of a panther, like a feline type of appeal (especially if you have this asteroid in 1st house and 0ยฐ). Dominant personalities. Get easily involved in fights lol. They have a big ego and have a need to show their potential to everyone, cause they really crave recognition. Possessive but very caring. Put others needs first, cause this way they feel they're the provider and hold the power.
Celebs examples of Panthera at 0ยฐ: Simone Ashley, Jennifer Lawrence, the Weeknd, Beyoncรฉ, Jamie Campbell Bower, Johnny Depp
Aries / 1-13-25 degrees : Straight to the point, leaving their mark boldly ๐ฅ. Quick, harsh movements. Impulsive if triggered. Experts of both mental and physical aggression because of their experience. They never hold back to new scary trials, cause they're fearless. Incredible strategy skills, you make It looks like you come from the army lol (maybe you do!). But even if they create different plans they usually stick to one plan until the end, yes, even if it means dying on the battelfield (sometimes being fearless can make you blind to danger). Kings/queens of the territory. Insatiable warriors. Strike first, strike hard, no mercy.
Taurus / 2-14-26 degrees : Waiting in the lair for the food to come lol๐. Not an obvious striker. Slow but steady, plan to trap their prey with their sensuality. Da 'lazy' panther: they don't even bother to plan or think about catching their prey, they get It like this ๐. Sometimes they may appear superficial or dumb, but well, it's part of their stategy ๐. Everyone wants them because they look at them as the perfect throphy and these natives know this very well as they have a high sense of self-worth. They're silent most of the times cause they're relaxing knowing they got ya... "why you feeling โจ jitteryโจdarling, i'm here with you...oh sweetie by the way, did you buy that tiara of diamonds i told you i really liked?" ๐. So pretty It hurts...yeah, hitting your self-esteem to make you fall at their feet ๐
Celebs examples: Marylin Monroe, Monica Bellucci, Elizabeth Taylor, Keanu Reeves, Naomi Campbell, Grace Jones
Gemini / 3-15-27 degrees : Too fast you can't keep up ๐ช๏ธ. You won't see them coming in any way. They are like a rap song, you're vibing until you realize the words they're speaking ๐ถ. Funny queens/kings that kill you with their sense of humour. Rolling eyes at you, putting into discussion your crafting level as their strategy to make you feel worthless. They have beautiful nails/claws (ngl they really do). These mfk are so freaking versatile and well-rounded, they can do anything... No one knows as many things as they do. The real street smart. They make you think you dodged them but they have already 1827829292 other plans on how they could catch you, you have no escape sorrynotsorry ๐
Cancer / 4-16-28 degrees : Baby panthers everyones wanna protect ๐ฅบ, until you realize you should have protected yourself from them lol. So frail they could break and cut you with one of their heart's sharp broken pieces. Jumping on you by jumping on your emotions. Changing moods 24/7 to confuse you even further. Shiny deeply emotional eyes on all the time. They rarely leave their lair but when they do, you know it's trouble (cause they reached an extreme). Like the moon, they catch your attention by making themselves appear all alone, until you realize they were always in their comfortable spot and only waiting for you to get trapped by the immense darkness around. ๐
Leo / 5-17-29 degrees : Grumpy cats that want it all *cute umpf sound*๐พ. Get out of their ways to catch their prey. Hella talented. Work so freaking hard to improve their skills you'll see them making a whole choreography while hunting. They catch so many people's attentions. Now they use that crowd as a fortress with no exits for their prey to escape ๐. But hurt their ego and they can take a looot of time to get back to hunting with some pride. They're the best at taking care of their people, they share the food (keep the best part for themselves tho lmaoo) and they're protective towards their loved ones. Truly fighters with a biig heart and of course they have a *dramatic showy hunting style* ๐
Celebs examples: Letitia Wright, Lupita Nyong'o, Helena Bonham Carter
Virgo / 6-18 degrees : Peekaboo from da green bush ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ. Panthers with a green thumb for growing detailed organized plans. Perfectionist predators. Calculate every millimeters, every possible outcome, to the point of overthinking It all and not even starting the plan lol. Intelligent and adaptable, quick learners. Can make you think they're weak with their bodily constitution and shy because they don't speak much. Truth is, they're studying you and their surroundings. Make the best advisors, cause they can see what's missing from the bigger picture and they usually don't initiate the hunt. Stay physically behind others' backs but are mentally ages ahead. Outsmart everyone in the end (if in good form and with their doubtful part of the brain shut lol)
Libra / 7-19 degrees : Graceful panthers, so poised they resemble perfect statues. And they make you believe they are that harmless...but careful not to fall for it ๐. These people don't aim directly to their prey, they get to it through others (the type to not dirty their hands lol). The glue that keeps the pack intact. They're loved by everyone, gentle smiles, kind gestures, they make sure they are pleasant to be around . Keep their outward persona all in check, constantly clean and polish their shiny fur ๐ . Balanced, not too risky in their moves, they always test the waters first and adapt to the responses they get. Choose their words carefully to hit the weakest spot. Kill their prey with kindness and charisma, then offer them dessert to not feel guilty ๐๐ฐ
Celebs examples: Jamie Campbell Bower, Vincent Cassel, Zoe Kravitz
Scorpio / 8-20 degrees : The arm reacher distance. No, they don't have the COVID, they have the INTIMIDATION. No one wants to mess up with them. They have the blackest and thickest and shiniest fur of them all. But they rarely show their powerful moves, all they got are rumors spreading from people that SAW. If some other naive panther try to provoke these natives out of fun, they got to be prepared to suffer from Scorpio panther's psychotic fun .This is how they get the people to respect them out of fear. Sneaky and untreceable, they're the best at erasing their fingerprints. Get into their prey's mind. Predicting every little action and elaborating a plan on it. They don't like to strike right away, but prefers to take their time with it cause they enjoy playing and see their prey's reactions to their little scary games ๐. Very private and jealous, won't share their prey with anyone.
Sagittarius / 9-21 degrees : Can't stay still a sec. Always get in the way of other's people lol. Two panthers are fighting for the throne? Lemme jump in real quick and make a showstopper mooove ๐คธโโ๏ธ (by risking their lives..yeah ๐คฆโโ๏ธ). *everybody gets mad (but still laugh)*. "weee everybody sorry, i thought it was match break! I am the lady holding the round sign ya know thisss". Makes mistakes but knows how to crack a joke on them. They don't usually attack intentionally, as they don't really stand cruel actions. But they could kill by mistake cause they take up so much space and are very energetic, you get in their way, you dead๐. Their big presence ,easygoing nature and funny/entertaining behaviour win people's hearts (and their prey's too ๐)
Celebs examples: Michelle Yeoh, Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johannson, Lena Headey, Al Pacino, Simone Ashley
Capricorn / 10-22 degrees : Why so serious? ๐คก These people have gone through hell and back, no surprise they become the Devil. They tried them all, the bad, neutral and good strategies, they got a baggage of experience that could have either made or broken them. Always disappointed with others. Wise with a mind of a genius, but if this trait of them is neglected by people, the lack of respect could trigger them to suppress their emotions and use this detachment to manipulate others' feelings pretty well. Calm and premedited actions. They take time to kill their prey, they wanna consume them till they can't get it anymore and wanna hear them begging to give them that feeling of respect they didn't get before. Natives that people can consider too strict/inflexible (almost like tirants) if they get to rule as King/Queens panthers. (but they're just good people to whom bad things happened ๐ฅบ, lemme give you a hug ๐ค)
Celebs examples: Heath Ledger, Zhang Zi-Yi, Grace Kelly, Alan Rickman, Jennifer Lawrence, Maggie Q, The Weeknd, Audrey Hepburn, Alexa Demie, Bruce Lee, Kristen Stewart
Aquarius / 11-23 degrees : Loner panthers that don't give a heck of getting to the Queen/King's panther's throne cause they're already building one of their own ๐. Making their own rules, getting their own land, initiating a whole new way of living. And then people see how cool and innovative their way is, and how strong they are to have built all of their empire alone, so they get easily influenced, and individually choose to become their plebs. And this is how they sterminate all their preys at once lmaoo. Unpredictable actions, have unique ways to hunt that may seem weird to people, but they're not afraid to show them by being themselves. This silent confidence can only gives more appreciation and genuine respect to the natives. Can get quite a lot of controversial stares too from close-minded people, but again, they just don't care ๐
Celebs examples: Zendaya, Joaquin Phoenix, Lana Del Rey, Keira Knightley, Anya-Taylor Joy
Pisces / 12-24 degrees : The forgetful predator and utopian leader. Create some fantastic plan than only can exist in an imaginary world cause gravity cannot bend to these native's thoughts unfortunately lol...or maybe it does cause they're manifestation king/queens heheโจ . But everyone is obsessed with them even if they make a lot of mistakes. People are very very confused by these natives and Pisces panthers take this to their advantage. Manifesting their prey like this ๐...but then they don't feel like attacking them lmao... or coff coff... they were sleeping and missed it ๐. Chill around, but cannot not getting involved in the drama cause they're curious by nature. And then the drama (and so the prey too) hunts them, trying to switch the roles, giving them even more opportunities to catch what they want. Not the best at striking to the front, but will hunt you in your dreams.
Celebs examples: Kim Kardashian, Jenna Ortega, Michelle Pfeiffer, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Jackson, Eva Green, Johnny Depp, Maisie Williams
I hope this post entertained you and also gave you some cool info on your placement!
Lemme know if you resonated, and if you didn't let me know equally๐ as you know, i value your feedback a lot โจ I'm aware this asteroid is an untamed territory, so take in mind this is just my personal interpretation
As always,
I wish you all a wonderful day ahead!
Be well,
Yours, Linnie ๐ค
( Sorry @brielledoesastrology if this took so long, i loved the suggestion of your request, and i hope this post satisfies it ๐ )
I know it's a small detail but I love small details!!! way too much
Man, we don't even know if theโ "loOkAtThat โจ๏ธhiiigh D e f i n i t i o n~โจ๏ธ"
Scene happened the same way! (and I just remembered she was originally gonna be,, "sTrAddLiNg" lil homie.)
But HolyShit if it WAS!! (or something similar) She used the same gun that nearly killed him,,, to shove him BEHIND HERโ
The original scene had the "Fix-it, get behind me" line, but the words, with ACTIONS! Actions speak louder than words, BUT BOTH?? Calhoun, yoUR LOVE IS LOUDโ nah for real, it hits different. She's (obviously) panicked, and instead of shooting right away, her instinct is to make him get BEHIND HER.
It just hit me.
1. She was behind them And sHE SPRINTED, shoved him like, fuckin- "mOVE BITCH GET THE WAY"
"NAH, NOT THIS TIME."
"Ugh.. cybโNONOTTHEHANDYMAN" man, yall get itโ
warnings/notes: Tumblr decided to post this incomplete so I had to finagle it lmfao kudos to Google lens for copying the majority of this and saving me some grief. n don worry ur secrets w me nonny! ๐ฅฐ N E WAYZ ๐ฅต NSFW, I'm gonna say y'all are married here, Daddy kink, chubby gn reader, stretchmarks, squirting+overstim, standing full nelson, breeding kink if u squint, reader can get pregnant, Kats is so mean to you ab your insecurities (in a good way i promise) so degradation, dirty talk, teensy bit of thigh worship(partly me indulging myself bc i have thicc ones), some orgasm denial, praise kink with a little bit of humiliation kink if u squint, biting? soft nibbling more like, n mirror sex. Told in his POV kinda bc who doesn't love a King who's head over heels for his s/o--it gets wonky at some point im sorry ๐ญ
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You were doing it again. Prodding at the dips of your stretch marks morosely. And quite frankly it was pissing him off. He knew that look from ten miles away. He knew what your deep sigh meant, and he'd be damned if you do it again. Having enough of glaring daggers your way because you stubbornly kept your current mindset-one insecurity after the other-he resorted to picking you up, princess style.
"Kats!" you gasp, your rambling about how heavy you were going in one ear and out the other as he carried you straight to the bedroom with one thing on his mind; dealing with your insecurities the best way he knows how, by fucking them out of you.
"I'm a Pro, sweetheart. Carrying ten of ya is an everyday thing for me, so nice try, dumbass." he throws you onto the comforters, making you squeal in surprise.
You huff and squint at him as you sit upright, glaring your cute little glare as he readies the mirror. "What are you doing?" you finally ask, offended he brought you into its reflection to the point of near tears. "I'm huge," you start as he makes the strides towards you, "I'm ugly, I don't wanna see m'smff--" cutting you off by firmly planting his palm under your chin and squishing your pretty cheeks. Your pretty hues go wide, your pupils dilating at his stern look, a flush painting your features.
You were gonna get punished.
"We'll see how long you keep this up. Stop being a fuckin' brat." he gives you a meaningful squeeze before releasing you. "Now strip." he commands, and you shake your head before opening your mouth to speak.
"Strip, or that's another one to the dumpster." he seethes, eyeing what you wore as he settled beside you. You wisely clamp your mouth shut, immediately springing into action, knowing his habit of ripping your favorite clothes to shreds. While the money he makes can fill your closet with new ones, you preferred the ones you've worn down.ย "Not so hard, now, is it, sweetheart?" he rasps warmly, a stark contrast to his earlier demeanor. "Now, c'mere." he coos, beckoning you over when you've removed the last article of clothing, and you disobediently stay where you are. "Don't make Daddy say it twice, toots." he warns you, making your breath hitch as you squirm in place.
Katsuki is a patient man for his spouse. After several moments you eventually begin to cave, and you inch towards him. He pats his lap, watching you fiddle with your fingers apprehensively. "What did I say?" a growl escapes him, and you begin to stutter, your beautiful face much more lurid in hue; of embarrassment, shame, and arousal.
"Y-Yes, Daddy..." a meek affirmation escapes you as you turn around and hesitantly take your seat, gasping as he all but grabs them plump, pretty hips, and pulls them down onto his lap.
He purrs in satisfaction, his large hands engulfing your plush thighs. "There we go. Atta sweetheart." he praises, groping and massaging them. "I wouldn't've married ya if I didn't like everything you had to offer." he starts. "You know me, sweetheart, yeah?" giving them a particularly firm squeeze. "Yeah?" he repeats firmly when you hesitate, his voice making you nod.
"The juicier, the better." he says, pressing them together. "Press these babies t'gether after a li'l TLC, makes a mighty fine cocksleeve. Nice and slippery, drives me up the wall every damn time, never fuckin' fails." he rasps in your ear, making you squirm. "And here?" he lifts one of his hands to grope your stomach, making you jolt. "Here, I stake my fuckin' claim." "Kats--" "Would prefer t'do it inside, turn you into my pretty li'l cumdump, keep you stuffed full of my kids." he interrupts you, thumbing up your inner thigh, stopping just short of your sex.
He revels in your whimper, in the flush that grew to the tips of your ears and down your neck, creeping towards your shoulders. "Can turn 'em info earmuffs, too." he squeezes your thigh, the hand on your stomach traveling up to fondle your chest.
"These here are just the cherry on top, sweetheart." he says, flicking one of your nipples, making you gasp. He scoots back, holding onto you to keep you in his lap. "See that mirror? I'll have ya yellin' how pretty you are by the end of this, and that's a fuckin' promise. Daddy doesn't go back on his promises." he tells you as he manhandles you into a more comfortable position with ease, paying special attention to groping at your tummy and thighs-the areas you were most insecure about.
He'd have those thoughts long gone before he's done with you, your pretty little head filled only with him.
He takes your hands, first guiding them to your plump pretty rolls. "Remember what I tell ya?" he asks, as he guides your hands lovingly across your body. Incoherent sounds escape you, and he hums encouragingly. "Little louder, toots." he tells you. You're silent for several moments, shyly speaking up.
"...like cinnamon rolls..." your voice comes out small as you lift your gaze to yours and his reflection in the mirror, cheeks painted the prettiest color. "Mmhm, and?" he rasps coaxingly in your ear.
"Y'could...gobble 'em up..." you go redder as his crimson eyes meet yours in the reflection, your own hues darting downward. "Damn right." he chuckles, giving a playful nibble to your neck, eliciting a soft gasp and shudder from you. "Can't convince me that's not what those bastards are fantasizin' when they stare at'cha a little bit too fuckin' long. Really pisses me off." he growls, "I like watchin' 'em bounce, too. They're for my eyes, only, yeah?" he tells you.
It was true. The hungry gazes you'd get from thirsty passerby was far from being a rarity or occasional, not that you didn't like it though. Your guard dog of a husband's protectiveness always did set a fire in your belly.
"And these?" he inquires, his large hands moving to your thighs, guiding them apart-but you stubbornly keep quiet. He bends, chuckling darkly. "Take your time, baby." he tells you, mouthing at your neck, his crimson hues dark and knowing. You try to avert your gaze, but one of his big calloused hands grips your chin, making you look back at the reflection, his other toying with your pulsing sex.
You wouldn't be able to keep it up much longer.
"Earmuffs..." you mumble shyly, trying to remember through the haze. "Th'juicier--th'better--" you gasp, unable to keep from squirming anymore as his finger teases your entrance. "Mhmm, and?" he encourages you, his voice husky in your ear.
"Ahh--oohh, Daddy, m'sorry--" you barely contain your moans, wriggling your hips a little, wanting nothing more than those thick fingers to fill you up.
โDon't be.โ he tells you, his voice clear through the pulsing heat, โDon't be, baby.โ he soothes. โFrom the crown of your head, down to your pretty little toes. Every fuckinโ inch, gorgeous.โ he tells you, inserting one finger.
โYa like tโkeep spoutinโ nonsense, about perfection, about who's deservinโ of what.โ in goes another as he continues-really, heโs too perfect for you-curling his fingers only just a tad, not quite enough to quell the fire.
โThis whole damn planet don't deserve you.โ he moves his hand, fingers pulling out in a slow drag, curled up against your spongy spots, โYou know damn well y'can't convince me otherwise, sweets.โ he whispers in your ear. You moan at the sudden onslaught; large calloused fingers pumping in and out of your heat at a dizzying pace, his palm rubbing against your sex deliciously.
You find rhythm with him, bringing your hips up for more, wantonly humping his hand. It's not long before your husband's skillful fingers are coated with your slick, and your teetering on the brink of orgasm.
He knew exactly how to drive you crazy. His voice in your ear, the strong grip he had on your chin. His skillful fingers bringing you up, and up, and up-only to suddenly stop.
You whine and squirm, reaching down to get that high, only for your hands to be swat away, his large palm covering your pulsing heat. "What'd I say, baby?" he pants in your ear, voice husky. He was clearly enjoying this. You could feel his hard cock straining against his sweatpants, pressing up against the meat of your ass.
And if you were going to be honest, you were enjoying this, too.
"Daaaddddyyy~" you whine, high pitched and desperate, closing your legs. "Nuh-uh." he grunts, pulling one of your legs in the hook of his elbow. "What'd I say, toots?" he asks again.
"I'm big, an' ug-ghoooh!~" you try, with a hint of squirmy sass, quickly cut off by his fingers plunging into your needy heat again. "Nope. Wrong answer." he growls.
You keen his name, legs trembling as he ravages your spongy bits, knuckle deep. He slows to a drag just as you're about to reach your high. "Last time, what'd I say...?" he rasps in your ear. You squirm and hump his hand as best you can, face hot and head fogging over, frustrated tears starting to prick your eyes.
Adamantly, you try to shake your head with him holding your chin, squeezing your eyes shut so you wouldn't have to look at yourself in the mirror anymore.
Because he's convinced you, like all other times. You're perfect. At this point, you were only being stubborn, but you refused to admit it easily.
The moment his fingers leave your heat, though; all that crumbles. "Nooo!~" you release a high pitched whine. It crashes and burns, your sweet, sweet release seeming even further away.
" 'm pretty! 'm hot! 'm sexy, I--" your voice cuts off as he eases his thick fingers back in, where you needed them most. "What else, toots?" he asks, voice husky. "Got sexy curves!~ Thick n' warm n' jiggly!~ Oohh, yes, Daddy please, right there!~" you keen as his skillful fingers pick up the pace, scissoring you open. "Keep going." he commands you.
" 'm thighs!~ Stretchmarks, too, they--they look, oh fuck, Daddy, Daddy, 'm coming!~" you squirt all over his palm, shaking your hips against his hand as best you could, riding your high.
You go completely limp against him, panting harshly. Slowly, sensually, you feel that same hand travel around the curve of your ass and up your thigh.
When you feel him reach behind you, between your bodies, and pull down his sweats, you can't help the pleasant shudder that escapes you.
"Daddy, 'm legs're jelly, I can't--" you try weakly, but he shushes you. "There's positions for that, sweetheart." he pants softly in your ear as he manhandles you into position to take his throbbing, red-hot cock.
Your toes curl in delight at the stretch, his cock all but filling you up. He pulls you into a full nelson, "Daaadddyyyyyy!~" you squeal in surprise when he stands, impaling you just right, making your hole gush.
"Didn't tell ya t'stop, did I?" his hisses hotly in your ear. "Nhooh~" you moan. "Touch yourself." he commands, and this time, he doesn't have to tell you twice; you snake your hand in front of you and start stroking. "Wanna hear your pretty voice, c'mon." he grunts, his strong arms keeping you fully secure as he proceeds to use you like a pocket pussy.
"Dad~dy~ I'm!~"
You sing hot praise to yourself in the mirror, getting lost in your own little world as your husband bounces you on his fat cock, encouraged by his lewd praises. This goes on until you're fucked stupid-until he's made you cum at least twice all over the mirror.
Only then would he have mercy, cleaning you up and tucking you in.
The next time you'd wake up, he'd already have your favorites prepared. Really, he's such the perfect husband for you. <3
Hiya! I'm Inky! This is my introduction post, and at the time of posting, this is my first post on tumblr! but definitely not my first time on tumbler lol (I have a alt acc on my laptop)
(just a random reminder that this blog will include oc x cannon, if you don't like that stuff please be respectful ignore my blog and proshipers, ped0s, homophobes, racist, zoophiles etc, dni with me or my blog.)
I'm probably going to be posting art and POSSIBLY writing some oc x cannon/x reader fics on here because yass๐๐Anyway here's just a summary of me but as one of my ocs profiles loll
Name: Inky
Nickname: Inks
Gender: Cis female
pronouns:she/her
Species: Little sona gal
Nationality: Englandโ
Fandoms I'm in:
A:
Arcane
Animal crossing
B:
Bluey!
BEASTARS
Beetlejuice
Bendy and the ink machine
Black butler
C:
Circus of wishes
Cuphead
casino cups
Charlie the union
Chicken nugget
D:
Demon slayer
Deadpoll
Dark deception
Dhmis
E:
ENA
epithet erased
EYES ARG
F:
Fanf
Ferngully
Far fetched
F.r.i.e.n.d.s
G:
Glitter force
Garten of ban ban
Generation loss
GURBY
Guardians of the Galaxy
Gacha
Gravity falls
H:
Hazbin hotel
Helluva boss
Heart of Titans
Heathers
Hamilton
Heart stopper
Hotel transylvania
Harry Potter
Hilda
I:
Indgo park
J:- none yet-
K:
Komi can't communicate
L:
Lackadaisy
Lamas in hats
Little nightmares
Little misfortune
M:
Murder drones
Metal family
Mean girls
My little powny
My friendly neighbourhood
Mario
Monkey wrench
N:- none yet-
O:
One piece
Obay me!
P:
popee the performer
Perfect husbands
Poppy playtime
Portals
Purcy Jackson
Q: - none yet-
R:
Royal high
Ramshackle
rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Rise of the guardians
S:
SpyXfamily
Spooky month
Sam and max
Sad ghost club
Skylanders
T:
The amazing digital circus
Tokyo ghoul
Toilet bound Haiko-kun
U: - none yet-
V:
Vampire series
Villainous
W:
Welcome home
Who framed Roger rabbit?
Wimpy witch
X: - none yet-
Y: - none yet-
Z:
Zipped up
There are probably SOOOO meny more I just can't think of rn :/
But yeah! That's me! Expect to see lots of art, mostly oc x cannon
REQUEST โ @palmtreesx3, 500 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION
โ you make me want things I canโt have prompt // what can't you have, my guy? please, tell me more, you self deprecating idiot (said with love) โ hiding behind a bitchy vibe and some bravado, this boyโs gotta stop gaslighting himself and acting like you're out of reach when you're right ๐ fuckin ๐ there ๐ย | ( 2k โ mostly angst, dumb boi steve, and a little fluff right at the end to take you home, steve x reader )
D O N ' T M A K E M E S A Y I T
๐ถย and you donโt even know you hurt me, nick murphy
Ring, ring, ring.
You didnโt know why you were calling, he probably wasnโt even home. Was probably out with someone else. Another girl sitting in the passenger seat of his BMW while he drove with the windows down. Letting her listen to Tears for Fears or Journey. Letting her hear his not-half-bad rendition of Faithfully or Head Over Heels. Smiling that smile at her, the one he said he saved for you, but you knew better.
While he hadnโt actually said it out loud, you know how he felt.
You were best friends. Had been since you were in diapers. Rolling around in his yard in the summer with chocolate ice cream messed across your cheeks. Starting the first day of middle school together with his dorky braces and your glasses โ before you had contacts. Going into high school and watching each other change. Shift. Turn pretty.
The first time that feeling got you.
The one that made your stomach flip over when he looked at you all different. Looked at you like it was the first time. Like you were the only thing that existed in that moment and you knew he felt it too. He had to, but nothing ever happened.
Even when he tucked his hand into your back pocket while you walked out of the diner. Even when you leaned in real close to give him a hug when he dropped you off after a movie. Even when he pressed a kiss to your forehead because you were best friends.
Ring, ring, ring.
You felt tears stinging at the corners of your eyes, felt your throat tighten against the sob that had crawled its way up your throat, felt your heart stutter in your chest as you anticipated the let down. The same old shit.
He was the first one youโd call every single time. The only one to hear you crying. Telling him all about how you got your heart broken again and heโd reassure you. Murmur soft things into your ear about how you didnโt deserve it and what an asshole and itโd be okay. Offered to bring you ice cream and sat up with you til two in the morning watching shitty horror flicks, but never told you what you wanted to hear.
Baby, you deserve better.
Iโd treat you better.
Iโd love you how you want to be loved.
Baby.
โHello?โ you jumped at the sudden sound of Steveโs voice, surprised heโd actually picked up after all that ringing, sucked in a gasp and swiped at the tears that had spilled over the line of your lashes.
โHey,โ your voice cracked in the middle, didnโt quite let you finish the one-word reply and you could hear the receiver shift on his shoulder, rub against the soft fabric of his shirt.
โHey. Whatโs wrong? What happened?โ his voice had eased. Gentler, warmer, edged with concern and it made you pull in another breath.
โNothing. Just Tylerโโ you pushed a sigh from your lungs and tried to settle your heart as it hammered against your ribcage.
โTyler? Shit, whatโd he do now?โ his tone shifted like it always did. Protective, lower and a little rough and it made your stomach twist. You tangled your finger in the phone cord and leaned against the wall, slid your back down the flat surface until you were sitting on the floor of the kitchen.
It wasnโt even worth saying. It was the same shit every time, just this time was with Tyler. You werenโt into him and he could tell. Could tell in the way your eyes drifted when you were talking across the table at dinner. Could tell in the way you hopped out of his car too quick when he dropped you off. Could tell anytime you said Steve. It was obvious, wasnโt it?
โNothing,โ you lied, letting your head lean back against the wall, โWill you just come over?โ
โYeah, course. Ice cream?โ
โPlease?โ
โBe right there.โ
Click.
It was both a blessing and a curse to live across the street from your best friend for that very reason. He could be up your steps in two minutes or less and god it killed you.
Steve had brought your favorite, chocolate chip cookie dough, and didnโt even bother with bowls after you let him in. He knew his way around the kitchen, sometimes even better than you did, and dug two spoons out from the silverware drawer before dropping down next to you on the couch.
โHere,โ he jammed one of the spoons into the cold ice cream and dug out a bite for you, held it out expectantly and you took it from his hand. The cool sensation melted in your mouth as Steveโs thigh pressed against yours too close on the couch as he flipped through the TV channels before landing on The Thing.
He crammed his own spoon into the tub of ice cream and took a glance at you out of the corner of eye. You were pretty even when you cried, even when your eyes were a little puffy, even when your voice was scratchy. Especially when your voice was scratchy. A tiny smile tugged at the corners of his lips.
โSorry,โ he murmured and you shook your head, snuck another bite of ice cream.
โSโfine,โ you insisted, tucked your legs to your chest, didnโt look back at him for fear of the feelings swelling in your chest.
He huffed a sigh, put his spoon and the ice cream on the coffee table in front of you and turned so he was facing you properly. Fixed you with a look. That look.
Youโre not fine.
You gave him a side eye, all attitude and stubbornness and he frowned.
โItโs not fine,โ he disagreed, reached over to tuck your messed hair out of your face and your cheek warmed where his hand brushed across your skin. โThese guys are all assholes. They never tell you why and itsโโ
โSteve,โ you interrupted him, pinched the bridge of your nose and held your breath. Maybe you shouldโve told him to stay home.
โWhat?โ he shot back, brows pulling together in frustration, leaning forward so you couldnโt avoid him and the irritation in his voice ignited yours.
โYou know what,โ you leveled, putting your spoon down next to his, lips twisting into a scowl.
โIโm sorry, youโre gonna have to spell it out for me,โ he shook his head, โCos shitโs not adding up.โ
โSpell it out for you?โ your eyes grew wide, incredulous, and you finally turned to face him.
Heat rose in your chest, up your neck and across your cheeks in the dark of the living room, lit up by the flicker of the TV and there was no doubt about how angry you were.
โItโs obvious, Steve! To everyone but you apparently,โ came tumbling out and you bit your lip. An afterthought. Regret at letting it loose, but you couldnโt take it back and maybe it was better that way.
It rendered him silent for a minute, the irritation on his face softening the longer he looked at you, and you finally pulled your gaze away and folded in on yourself. Tucked into the couch and tried to watch the movie, but it was useless. Ruined.
โObvious, huh?โ he asked quietly and you silently nodded, a snotty move that made Steve huff a small mirthless laugh and he ran a hand through his hair. Shook his head and stared at his feet. Knew exactly what you were talking about, but didnโt want to admit it. โItโs not all my fault you know,โ he said, words sharp and it made your eyes snap back to him.
โNot all your fault? Youโre joking.โ
โSerious. Youโre just as guilty as I am,โ and if you thought you were angry before you were furious now.
โHow am I guilty, Steve? Iโm here trying toโto live my life! Move on! Meet people that arenโt the dumb boy from across the street and you make it impossible!โ
โDumb boyโโ Steve stood from the couch, looked down at you expression hurt and he was just as angry as you were now, โPrincess, you make me want shit I canโt have! Howโs that fair?โ
โWhat?โ you shot up after him and got right in his face.
Wanted to make damn sure he heard you. Understood you because you werenโt going to say it again and it scared the shit out of you. It scared you that you were willing to ruin your friendship forever with what you were about to say, but you couldnโt carry it any longer. No more.
โIโm right here, Steve,โ and you didnโt yell. Didnโt scream. Didnโt make a big show out of it. Just stared up at him with your chin tilted resolutely, feet firm the ground, hands balled into fists, nails pressing half moons into your palms. Trembling with the weight of it all and his mouth opened and closed like a fish out of water. Speechless. Caught.
โThatโs not what IโI didnโt meanโyouโre justโโ
โForget it, Steve,โ your frame fell at his backpeddling and you felt the tears biting at the corners of your eyes again. Tried to will them away, but the second rejection of the evening hit hard and youโd had it, โJust go home.โ
You turned away from him, not even bothering to turn the TV off and tried to go to the stairs, but his caught yours and spun you around so fast you bumped into his chest. Caught the warm, citrusy scent of his cologne. Fresh laundry and mint and boy and it was so hard to stay angry pressed into him like that.
โMโsorry,โ he murmured and it stole your breath away. The sorry in his voice. The look in his eyes. The way his free hand lifted to hold you at your waist. Firm, steady, Steve.
โThat doesnโt change anything,โ you were grasping at the last bits of anger that still clung around the edges, but it was fading fast.
โNo, I mean it. Iโm sorry. Youโre right,โ and that admission made you weak in the knees. Sent your heart racing in your chest and you tried to swallow down the nerves that heโd conjured in your stomach.
โRight about what?โ you asked, but before he could answer you pressed your fingers to his lips, a silent request to wait, โBe honest, Steve. Please. Because I donโt think I can do this anymore.โ
Your hand fell away and his brows pinched together as he looked down at you. Sad, sorry, regret. His hand on your waist held you tighter and he let go of your hand. Cupped the soft curve of your jaw and shook his head slowly.
โRight about you. Being right here and Iโm an idiot. I justโโ
He tripped over his words. Struggled with being exposed and vulnerable and real and you lifted your hand to cover his over your cheek. Reassuring him for once and god did it help.
โYou just deserve the best and Iโmโฆwell. Iโm me,โ he tried a smile, but it didnโt reach his eyes and you pressed your free hand into his chest. Bunched the fabric of his shirt in your fingers and pulled him close. Tutted at him softly and sighed.
โI donโt want the best,โ you said, voice barely over a whisper, pulling him closer still, โI just want you. You idiot.โ
And then he smiled. A slow creep of a grin. Small at first and growing as your noses brushed against each other. Heads tilting ever so slightly. Lips soft and parted so that you could fit them together like two sides of a locket and when they met everything melted away.
Finally. Finally.
Finally.
โYou can have whatever you want, Steve Harrington,โ you sighed into him, his fingers pressing into the soft plush of your waist, โJust donโt make me say it again.โ
And when he kissed you quiet it was all you needed to know your best friend was finally that. Your best. Your friend. Yours.
crappymixtapeโข โขย steve harrington masterlistย //ย stranger things masterlist
I swear on all things I hold holy in this little life of mine if I do not get my grubby little hands on a very particular style of Good Omens fanfic, I will go goblin mode.
I desperately need an outlaw, Crowley x essentially a sheltered preacher's child, Aziraphale multichapter, and Hozier lyricism fanfic in my hands ASAP.
Hear ๐ me๐ out๐
Small gothic town/village in the ol' days setting (no homophobia, tho, not in this bedtime story)
Human AU
religious trauma and imagery
Crowley was accused of a serious crime (but did he commit it? We don't know) but manages to capture the heart of our sweet Aziraphale (who is still just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing) with that heart of gold
Gabriel is a priest/Aziraphale's protective and strict older brother who has his heart in the right place but goes about it in all the wrong ways
Aziraphale already being trapped in a loveless, arranged marriage set up by Gabriel, as their father's dying wish to ensure that Aziraphale would be cared for
Crowley succeeded in getting Aziraphale to run away with him
Angst with a happy ending
Gabriel catches Aziraphale watching Crowley sleep in his cell and asking him what the hell he's doing, and Aziraphale hits us with a heartwrenching line about how Crowley, whether he's innocent or guilty, is essentially the other half of his soul who has found its way back to him.
Some serious pining with complex emotions attached
Forbidden love
heavily inspired by songs like The Devils Backbone by the Civil Wars, Ivy by Taylor Swift, Francesca by Hozier, Who We Are by Hozier, and Daylight by David Kushner (but the cinematic version).
Do I have a vision board for this story? Alongside a playlist? M a y b e
Do I have an outline? Y e s
Will I write it? I have no idea, and lowkey, sometimes you just want a work to poof right in front of you
Like crocodile has bad habits right-: smoking (a l o t o f s m o k i n g), mafia business, cussing, angery and stuff like that.
To start- He wont smoke around his child, if his child appears out of nowhere he would most prob like yeet his cigar somewhere HAHAHAHAH
Doesnt talk about his underworld business when his child is present, imagine his agents or his clients coming in straight up with details of his work like "sir i got rid of tha-" *croc staring daggers at dem with his kid playing in his office*
Also, since he spends alot of time with his wife and child, when there is a needed time to k e e l somebody he just hands his child that he's holding, to his wife c a l m l y and the wife who knows whats abouta go down and just goes "whoops lets go buy ice cream shall we" *walks away* bc queen knows ๐
He just avoids everything possibly bad
I hope this gave you some ideas-
Again, you can take 1% of these or add and its still foine
Thank youuuu
HAVE A GDAY GDAYYYYYโจ๐ค
OH MY GOODNESS, i was waiting for you to put in another request lol. i love your requests so much they give me so much writing inspiration! seriously though, your requests are amazing. And helicopter anon is literally perfect, when i tell you me and my sister were cracking up when you chose that name. I love it. and i love these croc as a father writings, they are so good! now onward! i did what i could, so please enjoy and have a great day helicopter anon!! <333
Croc as a father part 4!
Warnings - none!
Word Count - 550
Notes - again, thank you for the request helicopter anon! i love these and now my requests are finally open so you can request another if you're down!! have a great day and i really hope you enjoy!!! stay hydrated!!! <33333 (image not mine)
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โDear,โ you played with the collar of Crocodileโs button up trying to ignore the cigar smoke flying around your face. โI've been meaning to talk to you aboutโฆโ you flicked his cigar and he giggled, kissing your neck. โThis.โ
โHuh?โ Crocodile moved from his neck looking down at his cigar. โThis? What about this?โ
โUhmโฆ It's justโฆ our son. I don't want-โ
โOh, I haven't been doing it around him.โ
You tilted your head, trying to think back to the times of all of you hanging out together. โYou haven't?โ
โNope. You think I want my six year old to know what I do for a living?โ
You giggled and played with the bottom of Crocโs hair. โI don't know why I ever doubted you.โ
If Crocodile was being fully honest with you though, it was the most impossible thing he had to do. Hiding your mafia identity from a sporadic child was hands down the hardest thing in the world.
For example, one time, he was just in his office working when his six year old burst in the room making airplane noises as he ran back and forth with a toy plane. Crocodile has never thrown something so long and far, but his cigar ended up on the other side of the room while his child turned to him with a goofy smile asking what that was.
Or when Crocodile was teaching his son how to use a map and one of his employees walked in.
โSir, we took care of the body you wanted us to hi-โ
Crocodile had never stared at someone with such force. He pointed to his child who was coloring the map with sharks and fish and pointed to the door, forcing his employee out.
All Crocodileโs son knew Crocodile to be a big teddy bear. Someone who would help him whenever he had a nightmare. Someone who loved his momma with all of his heart and soul. Someone he looked up to.
Crocodile knew that eventually he would have to tell his son about his business, hopefully have him take it over when the time came. But for now he was learning. Trying to figure out the world. The last thing he needed to know was Crocodileโs grudge against Monkey D. Luffy and the fact that he had been to jail and that he had committed multiple crimes. That was for another day.
Whenever he was curious though, it was always your job to step up.
โHoney,โ Crocodile handed you your son, his employees standing behind him. โI have to go take care of something. Take him out to go get some frozen yogurt and get yourself something nice, love.โ
He placed a kiss on your head and your sons, walking out of the room with that evil, but sexy look on his face that made you swoon.
โMomma?โ You set your son down and grabbed his hand. โWhereโs daddy going?โ
You just smiled and rubbed the top of his jet black hair. โHe's going to work dear.โ
โWhat does daddy do for work?โ
You grabbed the keys off of the wall and smirked. โDaddy takes care of business, buddy.โ
You kissed him on the forehead and took him out for frozen yogurt while Crocodile did just that.
im already about to cry and the episode hasn't even started yet, so that's a nice sign that'll probably foreshadow how tonight is gonna go
PLS I LOVE HER SO MUCH
SHE ACTUALLY LISTENS AND TALKS TO KANGHAN
SHE IS MY GODDESS
MY QUEEN
MY MILF
9GO3U4ERHDSGN9P8IO4EURBDGN980OEUVDS
I KNEW SHE WAS CAPTAINING THE SHIP BUT HOLY FRICK NUGGETS
GUEOJRKBGNUOERJDFBGEUOR
IM SOBBING SO HARD RN
lmao nice joke
based on this scene being right at the start here, this episode is definitely gonna be the one where he properly realises his feelings for sailom (if he hasn't realised them already, which I dont think he has. he hasn't accepted it, at least)
AND BASED ON THAT LOGIC, generally the way these writers and directors etc base these ones, they fully lean into the fell first / fell harder dynamic, and almost immediately after the second person realises, they kiss
SO im very much hoping for a kiss at the end of this episode (but it also might not be til next episode)
WE'RE WHAT, ONE MINUTE INTO THE EPISODE?? AND WE'RE ALREADY GETTING TO THE INTIMATE STARES????
OH BOY IM SCARED FOR THE REST OF THE EPISODE
I THINK MY GAY LITTLE HEART MIGHT ACTUALLY EXPLODE
oh yup, oh yup, we've got the heartbeat sound in the background. kang's feelings are coming to lightttt (PLEASE LET THEM KISS TODAY)
AAA
IM SO EXCITED FOR WHATS GONNA HAPPEN BC OF THIS
my theory that they're gonna run away during school hours is still going strong
NOOOOO THE SCENE WAS SO NICE AND HAPPY AND FLUFFY WHY ARE YOU HERE TO RUIN IT YOU BASTARD???
yup okay so that theory is definitely right
(the theory that saifah's gonna like steal from kang's house, and his dad is gonna get shot in the process. not my own theory, it's from @ respectthepetty and it's such a good theory, I love it so much)
OML THIS IS SO FUNNY
I CANT WAIT FOR MORE BATHROOM SHENANIGANS, THIS IS GONNA BE WONDERFUL
awh is he lonely?
he needs a hug
from kang
all through the night
it'll be insane if they do tho, its literally night one, there's no way
I TAKE IT BACK, APPARENTLY IM WRONG????
OKAY NVM APPARENTLY I WASNT WRONG
im half convinced kang is gonna walk in or smth tho
YALL IM SCREAMING, HE FULL-ASS JUST HEEHEED
THEY ARE FRIENDS
AAAA THE LYRICS
I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH
THEYRE SO PLAYFUL WITH EACH OTHER
WHAT THE HELL
what I wouldn't give to be that driver rn
THE ARM OVER THE SHOULDER???????
THEYRE LITERALLY SO IN LOVE?????????
OMG
PIMFAH
MY WIFE
I rly wish that screenshot was better but the wifi is being stupid for no reason (which isn't surprising since this is Australia and we have the shittest wifi there is)
anyway IM SO SURE JUNE IS GONNA SHOW UP TODAY
GIVE๐US๐LESBIANS๐
DID I NOT SAY IT?
I WAS RIGHT YALL
AAAAAAAAAAA
LITERALLY IMMEDIATE
AS SOON AS THE OTHER MAJOR FEMALE CHARACTER WAS INTRODUCED, B O O M, LESBIANS
I VERY MUCH APPRECIATE THIS
although I wasn't expecting it to be teacher/student
she is just a trainee teacher, but its still a bit ick
idk tho
I guess we'll see what they do with it
gay panic in real time
ooh yes ive been waiting for the familial need for an heir thing to crop up, yesyesyes
making me think of drarry now
OKAY SO MAYBE I WAS WRONG
MAYBE HE DOES LIKE HER
but the things I said are still true
the evidence we've gotten before just now havent really felt solid enough to argue that kang likes pimfah
but now... I guess I have to agree
pimfah knows/suspects/ships it and no one can convince me otherwise
IM WHEEZE-LAUGHING THIS IS HILARIOUS
THE MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND?????
I CANT RN
SO THIS IS DEFINITELY A DREAM SEQUENCE, RIGHT?
I wasn't expecting imaginary scenes from this series but I deeply appreciate it
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING, SAILOM
YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED
BUT ITS ALSO SUCH A MOOD
also I like kang's shoes
Y E S
I WAS HOPING FOR OPEN HOUSE VIEWJUNE
again, I wasn't expecting it to be teacher/student, but anyway
OH YOU LESBIANN
G3I4ORENHGKLS
I would do the same tho
June is so pretty
and so is view
and so is chimon
and so is Perth
(and so is satang)
(no I will not shut up about my satang and perth siblings agenda, its too good to keep to myself)
NO IM OUT OF IMAGES
on the bright side, it took a lot longer to run out today than it did last week
yayaya u kno what time it isss evelyn hcs less gooooo
Due to the tower falling and reviving, her speech is a little broken, if someone (like the pillar bros, peppino, etc) were to have conversation with her then they'll have to be a little patient when shes speaking.
Here, I'll make an example:
``It was v..very lonely, in that hee..headspace, but I'm just glad I m..anaged to make it out. I hope I didn't sc..are anyone too much fro..from my revival..``
Although, when she gets more nervous/stressed her speech becomes more broken than before.
Heres another example:
``Look, Mr. Gustavo, a-as much aa..s I respect y..ou symapthy, I d- don..tt want to ta..talk a..bbout th- thee..the "incident" at a..aall- And I'm su..sure Peppino and th..e others wouldn't wa- wan't to tt..alk about thee t- tower f..all- O-or Pi- PPiiz- Pizza- Pi- Pii..iizzah--`` *COUGH COUGH, COUGH, HACK, AHEM.* ``I j- I'm..I'm sorry. Could..Could we please cc..change topic? I don't wan..t to talk abouuu..about him anymore.``
Her favourite genre of songs is..Heavy Metal! ..yeah I wouldn't expect that either- But hey, her song choices have never changed since her children were teenagers! That AND Weird Al songs are her favourite-
She once had a (not really) wrestling match with Pizzamancer- I say not really because Noise saw the fight about to start and he just- got his camera crew to live stream it and just..called it a wrestling match-
oke thas it byeeee have a good day <333
NO STOP MAKING ME FEEL SAAAAD- ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
The poor hunโฆ PLEASE DONโT PRESSURE HER PLEEEEEEAAASE ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Other from that.
Honestly, her music taste is amazing, love a woman who can jam the fuck out to some heavy metal
Iโm picturing that one scene from Monsters University when Squishyโs mom is in the car dropping them off at the actual building and when she rolled the window up she was BLASTING THE HEAVIEST METAL OMG SHEโS A QUEEEEEEN ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โจโจโจโจโจโจโจโจโจ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (If you havenโt watched the movie you should I love it-)
And from that LAST PART- IโM SORRY BUT SHE CAN WRESTLE????? HELL YEAH-
the way there is an official eddie diaz's mustache (9-1-1) tag on ao3, BUT IT ONLY HAS THREE FICS IN IT ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ so either this is something the people have wanted for y e a r s and just haven't capitalized on yet OR that tag got made HELLA fast. whatever it is, we have GOT to get more fics in there ๐๐
oh no, azula gets a life changing field trip with zuko (and friends) ft @maddmuses (please forgive my horrible spelling, i was on mobile)
Arson โ Today at 6:28 AM
The fire gang goes on a life changing field trip?
The beach but it spans a whole book of its own lmao
I honestly would love that
Part of azulas rehabilitation is going around and having to basically to community service or something
Ty lee is there since she can kinda take out azula
Zuko is there cuz he doesnt want azula to be alone in this
Mai is there cuzโฆ.well she doesnt want to be stuck in the capital by herself
Ursa and kiyi can move in and take over temporarily with iroh while theyre on their trip
Madd โ Today at 6:31 AM
Ty Lee when Zuko's explaining the mission: Take out orโฆ "Take out" ๐ ๐ ๐
Arson โ Today at 6:31 AM
Omg
But yeah i mean. I could kinda see it. I can see some places like not wanting azula around again but like
In a way forcing her to exile like zuko had, to help humble her only shes wirh mai and ty lee and zuko. More ppl because shes a bit more mentally unwell so they need more than iroh to help if shit does down lmao
Which could lead to an azula alone episode where she does kinda escape
And idk maybe she ends up fucking it up because surviving in earth kingdom wilderness vs fire nation isnt the same
Gets stuck in the cave of two lovers and ty lee is able to find her.
Because azula would use her bending fire to keep walking so shed never find the exit but with ty lee she has to trust how she cares for azula and go in blind
But also the fire gang finding badgermoles being an g r y
Que them just sprinting out or literallh being yeeted out of the tunnels
Also lowkey bumi fucking with them
He isnt angry or upset in the slightest but he does fuck with them by having them do nonsense chores that are much more difficult than their description
Also maybe force the fire gang to think less of optimized way in business or serious topics and think more on how to have fun with what youre doing and enjoy the time together over just getting a job done
Madd โ Today at 6:38 AM
Re: the tasks/chores
Ty Lee is goofing off with them from the get-go
Scrubbing floors? She ties the brushes to her feet and skates around
etc.
Arson โ Today at 6:38 AM
Y e s
Omg
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"Clean dust bunnies??? What does that even mean?? Wete going to be here for days???"
Que ty lee finding the one bunny from the floppsy trial whos name is dust bunny
no idea if that rabbit actually has a name or not
Madd โ Today at 7:03 AM
Everyone else: Dusting
Ty Lee, giving Dust Bunny a bath: No guys c'moooooon! He's a dusty bunny!
Arson โ Today at 7:04 AM
I mean running around in the holes and encolsure would make them dusty lmao
guys ive fallen in love with this little AU too much now. please stop me before i start a whole thing now