#daddy lucifer

[usagi-lilac]

Lucifer Headcanons

(nsft. Minors please DNI. )

Above all else, if Lucifer catches feelings for you it is *written in stone* that he is responsible for your safety, happiness and success. He is headstrong and thrives on concrete rules. One of which he has set for himself is: "if I love someone, I will do everything in my power to ensure their happiness at any cost."

• There are times when you get angry at him, when he comes across as controlling. "No MC, I will not allow you to go out monster hunting in the forest behind the Demon Lord's Castle. I do not care if Diavolo invited you. I don't care if he said he will protect you. You are not going". You're seething, thinking "Who is he to tell me what to do?? I'm an independent person and I can take risks if I want." He sees your longevity and posterity as his personal responsibility, and his pride will not allow you to fail.

• That in mind, he is still a demon. He is still the avatar of Pride, and this results in overcompensation fueled by insecurity. If he feels even the slightest bit incapable or uncertain in any instance, this is when he really digs in his heels.

This aspect rears it's head in unexpected circumstances, particularly the bedroom. He is determined to break any of your pre-concieved notions and prove you wrong. Everything is an unspoken competition.

• If you tell him "I have a hard time climaxing with a partner". Like hell you do. Good luck having your wrists tied to the headboard on a Tuesday afternoon, absolutely quivering from overstimulation. He takes it as a personal challenge to figure out what makes you tick, what makes you fall apart. You may not have ever been pleased properly in your lifetime, but he has lived an expanse of time that you cannot even fathom. It is his personal pride and glory to figure out what makes you tick, and any amount of time it takes to get you there is inconsequential. He. Will. Become. Your. Biggest. Weakness.

• At the surface level, his ego dictates that he must be the most powerful. He derives a sadistic pleasure from knowing that he could have total control over you if he desired to do so. He's got you bent over on your knees, rigged up with ropes so that you're hanging from your wrists in defeat as he approaches from behind. You feel like a fool for ever saying you couldn't reach your peak. How many times has it been in a row? Your legs are quivering, you feel a cold sweat forming on your brow. With one gloved hand gliding down the small of your back and resting on the curve of your hip, his burning lips graze along your jaw and he whispers "Little lamb, you're not thinking of giving up are you? I know you can take so much more. " You hear a clanking of his metal belt and a rustle of fabric against the floor. This is only the beginning.

[sweetfire01]

How do you think lucifer would respond to his little calling them mama instead of dada? (Or something along those lines😅)

That make me laugh, but honestly? I don't think he will be so annoyed.

Maybe on first, yeah, especially if you call the other brothers "dada", "daddy" and similar. They will tease him non-stop! You're doing it just to make fun of him, right?

But!

Think about it. A mom is the one to carry a baby, to nurse them...

So, are you calling him "mama" because you see him as your most important caregiver? Among all his brothers?

How honored! Maybe he should start to act like a real mama and nurse you.

[mallorydeluna]

(Neko! MC just casually running around to mischievously smack Lucifer's ass)

(And she does this in front of the other brothers and Diavolo because our bold MC has no shame!)

Lucifer had woken up very angry this morning, he had gone to bed around 2 AM because his paperwork kept him up. He had gotten up and gotten dressed in his normal everyday clothing.

The air around the House of Lamentation was very tense, all the brothers could feel it. They chalked it down to one simple reason, Lucifer was having a bad morning.

You, being the sweet and kind but mischievous MC, couldn't feel the intense atmosphere like the brothers could. You happily got dressed and left your room, as you made your way to the kitchen to help Levi and Satan make breakfast, you hum to yourself.

Lucifer sighed as he made his way to the dining room, he heard your humming. Normally, your voice wouldn't bother him, in fact, on a normal day, he found your voice very soothing. Today however..... He was very annoyed, anything wrong thing could set him off, you however had plans today and even if they'd set him off, you wouldn't halt said plans.

Lucifer took a slower route to the dining room, as he was walking, your humming had stopped, he sighed in relief and continued on, he was exhausted and blissfully unaware of you coming up behind him.

You smirked to yourself, with you being small and fairly petite, your footsteps were very light. You slowly approached Lucifer from behind and as you smirked even more, you lifted your hand and down came a hard smack to Lucifer's ass.

Lucifer halted his movements as he felt such a rough blow on his rear end, his eyebrows furrow and he slowly turns around, only to see you running the other route to the kitchen while giggling to yourself. Lucifer only growled and turned back to continue walking. He wasn't in the mood to chase you down or lecture you, he just wanted to get breakfast, get through his meetings, and finish the day.

You giggled to yourself as you practically pranced into the kitchen where Levi and Satan were already cooking.

Satan finishes cracking and seasoning the many red speckled devil eggs in the pan on the stove. "What's got you so giggly this morning, MC?"

Levi grabs the acidic devil blood orange juice from the fridge, he turns to look at you as well. "Yeah..... How are you so happy? Can't you feel the overwhelming atmosphere? Lucifer did not wake up in a good mood today.... We can all feel it."

You only giggle and bounce around the kitchen, grabbing the lamentatoes, a knife, and a cutting board, you start cutting and frying the lamentatoes. You smile to yourself and answer the Third and Fourth demon brothers. "I just gave Lucifer a huge surprise this morning, he probably didn't enjoy it but I don't care. What matters is, he didn't expect it." You say as your soft little black cat tail swishes around, seeming to have a mind of it's own.

Satan only sighs as he goes back to preparing the eggs, he adds the proper spices as you fry the lamentatoes and Levi pours the blood orange juice into a pitcher. "Honestly MC..... You're gonna get yourself killed if you aren't careful. When you mess with Lucifer on days like this.... You better be lucky he doesn't snap your neck...."

You only smile and continue to let the lamentatoes fry until they're soft. "Oh Satan.... That's rich coming from the guy who started the "anti Lucifer league." I'm fine, I got away from Lucifer before he even turned around."

Levi shakes his head and waits for you and Satan to finish talking. "No MC.... You don't understand. You don't know our older brother like we do. When he's angry, he can be even crueler and more sadistic than he is on a normal day. He won't hesitate to punish you, when he's angry, you won't get warnings, there won't be any lectures..... It's straight to punishment."

You smile and shrug, you pull the cut lamentatoes out of the oil and you season them. "He won't do anything to me.... I know he won't. He's worried about tainting his reputation and angering Diavolo."

Satan pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs. He plates the eggs and starts to prepare the poison apple yogurt that Lucifer enjoys. "Right.... I forgot that you and Lord Diavolo have a 'bond' of sorts...."

Levi only snickers at that and leans on his elbows on the counter. "LOL. That's vague. You mean that they fuck constantly and Lucifer's jealous..."

Satan rolls his eyes and grumbles as he then cuts the devil orange pears and the lamented peaches. "Yes.... That's exactly what I mean.... Thank you Levi."

You laugh as the two brothers bicker amongst themselves. "I'm shocked you two know. I wouldn't put it past Asmo or Mammon but you two? That's shocking. You aren't wrong though." You smile as you pick up the large plate of the cut and fried lamentatoes. "I'll wait for y'all in the dining room!"

You walk out of the kitchen, carrying the lamentatoes and the pitcher of blood orange juice. You set them on the table, the other brothers anxiously await to get their food, none of them are very talkative today. You sit down in your usual spot as Levi and Satan bring out the rest of the food that they have prepared.

Satan sits down and so does Levi. When all the food is set in place, the brothers start filling their plates. You get up and pour Lucifer some coffee instead of the blood orange juice. You smirk and pinch Lucifer's butt, even though he's sitting down.

Lucifer growls and glares at you as you sit down. He takes a sip from his coffee, his dark red eyes hold your gaze as he speaks. "Enough, MC. I'm not in the mood to deal with your mischievous antics today."

You disregard what he's saying as you smirk and put some juice in your glass, your cute little black cat ears twitch on your head and your tail only slides against Lucifer's thigh. "Whatever you say.... Luci~" You fill your plate and eat, ignoring all the brothers.

After hearing what you said, all of the brothers are shocked by your playful audacity, even Lucifer is shocked. He shakes his head and goes back to drinking his coffee, he doesn't have the energy to care.

You smirk in triumph, knowing Lucifer can't resist your cat like charm. You eat your breakfast and go back to your room to work on any missing assignments you may have for RAD.

Hours pass by as you work, you weren't too behind, you had a few short assignments done and now you were working on an essay. You were in the middle of finishing your final draft when you hear Lucifer calling your name from downstairs.

You smile to yourself, trying to find a good way to tease the already irritated Lucifer. You get up from your spot at your desk and leave your room to head to the foyer to meet Lucifer. "Yes Luci Goose~?" You say as you skip down the stairs, landing in front of a very annoyed Lucifer you continue to tease him. "Aww!!! Some sexy, prideful demon not happy today~? That's a shame...."

Lucifer's eyebrows furrow as he glares at you, he crosses his tense arms and the sura surrounding him darkens. "Enough, MC. Next time I have to tell you, you'll be in a significant amount of trouble."

You scoff and playfully roll your own eyes and you cross your arms as well. "Oh what a tragedy..... What are you gonna do? Give me a lecture in your dark and scary Daddy voice? Or maybe you'll spank me?" You smirk and lean slightly to the side and you put one hand on your hip. "So many possibilities...."

Lucifer's gaze only darkens as he snarls. He starts thinking to himself. "The audacity of this human- cat- thing....." He glares down at you and shakes his head.

You sigh, becoming bored of how negative Lucifer is, you then stand normally. "What did you call me down here for?"

Lucifer smirks and turns around, he walks out the front door and down the steps, he'd left the door open, he expected you to follow him with no complaints.

You just blink at the the open door, you roll your eyes and follow Lucifer out, shutting the door, you walk down the stairs and follow Lucifer while thinking to yourself. "I suppose I'm just going to the meeting with him.... Great." Then, the thought of Lord Diavolo fills your mind and you smile to yourself, you look up at Lucifer's back and you smirk, having formulated a plan in your head.

When you and Lucifer arrive at the castle, Barbatos is already standing at the open door, waiting to invite you in. Once you all enter the castle, Barbatos leads you and Lucifer to Lord Diavolo's office.

Lucifer knocks and Diavolo speaks from inside, a brief 'come in!' Is heard by you, Lucifer, and Barbatos. Barbatos opens the door and steps in, he holds the door open for you and Lucifer.

You walk in with Lucifer and you both stand in front of Diavolo's desk. Lord Diavolo looks up from his short stack of paperwork, he smiles broadly as his eyes fall on you and Lucifer. "Ahh!!! Lucifer, MC!!! I'm glad you could join me today! I'm in desperate need of your assistance. Follow me!" He says and stands up, he walks over to and out the door you and Lucifer had come through.

You smirk as Diavolo gestures for you to go hide, you go hide as Lucifer continues to follow Barbatos and Diavolo, he listens to them both drone on about ideas for a royal jubilee ball.

Several minutes later, Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbatos walk past the room you're hiding in. You smirk and quietly sneak out. You quietly catch up to the group of demons. Once you get close enough, you raise your hand high and land a painful smack to Lucifer's ass.

Lucifer lets out a slight yell of surprise and he changes into his demon form. His horns sprout from his head and you back up quickly to avoid the blow of Lucifer's wings. His hand immediately moves to touch his ass and he sighs angrily.

You giggle at Lucifer's reaction. Lord Diavolo lets out a boisterous laugh and Barbatos attempts to hold in his chuckles.

You burst out laughing as Lucifer turns sharply to glare at you, he speaks in a menacing tone. "You insolent little.... In front of my brothers first, now in front of Diavolo! Really?!"

You only giggle harder as he glares at you. Your car ears flatten against your head and your tail swishes about wildly. "Get wrecked, you horny prideful bitch!"

Lucifer's eyes widen at what you just said, Lucifer hears Diavolo's uncontrollable laughter and Barbatos' amused chuckles. He turns back to them. "This isn't funny!!!"

You smirk and take your chance to slap Lucifer's ass again, you giggle as Lucifer goes rigid and starts to slowly turn around. You turn around and run. You giggle violently as you run from Lucifer.

Lucifer only looks at your retreating form. Suddenly, his shocked expression turns to one of amusement. He smirks, crosses his arms and lets out a dark chuckle. "So they were in on this...." He says, thinking about the still laughing Diavolo and Barbatos. "Fine.... If that's how MC wants to play...... Let's play. It's Daddy's turn now~"

And with that, Lucifer starts to chase you around the castle, Diavolo and Barbatos continue to laugh as they watch on. Diavolo stops laughing for a mere minute. "This opportunity was just too funny and too amazing to pass up."

Barbatos ceases his chuckles and watches you and Lucifer chase each other around. "Indeed, My Lord.... Indeed."

You and Lucifer spent the rest of the day playing hide and seek in the castle, Lord Diavolo and Barbatos had joined as well but you ended up winning. You managed to impress and gained the respect of Lucifer, Lord Diavolo, and Barbatos, Well done.

(Holy crap this was long.... It took me hours to complete. I hope you like it!)

[hazbincalifornia]

Pregnant Lucifer wearing a shirt that says "little duckie hatching soon" and there is a small duckling hatching from an egg where his bump is.

He shows the shirt off to everyone he sees that day.

[i-spilled-the-starjuice]

Obey Me Snack Time

I'll just keep adding to this post as I go ✨

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

That insane Skywalker dream spell.

The new agers make it out like it's all

Tea and crumpets

But it's hard to fight through and leaves you exhausted

[luci-was-a-dreamer]

How much you want to bet Alastor is speaking from experience? Popular headcanon is that his dad was a pos

[appledaddyisbae]

did anyone else notice that in ep 5 when Charlie calls Lucifer that the pfp he has for her contact is her as a little girl and think that this is massively adorable? no? just me? okay

[thereallucifermorningstar]

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[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#877 Lucifer

Sexist Demon: Must be Hard having a Female Demon being your attendant to show you the ropes of being a demon lord, Honeslty it should have been a DE-MEN!

Six Brothers*Looking confused*Why?

The Sexist Demon aristocrat groans loudly and slaps a hand to his face, then takes a few deep breaths before composing himself

Sexist Demon: Look. There are certain roles for men and certain roles for women, right? Now let’s take your family, for example. Who goes to work and brings home the paycheck?

Six Brothers: Our dad-Lucifer!

Sexist Demon: Right! Who pays the rent and puts the bread on the table?

Six Brothers: Our dad-Lucifer!

Sexist Demon: Bingo! And who cooks the meals?

Six Brothers: Our dad-Lucifer!

Sexist Demon*now a bit irritated* Who does the laundry?

Six Brothers: Our dad-Lucifer!

Sexist Demon: Who washes the dishes?

Six Brothers: Our dad-Lucifer!

Demon2: Who scrubs the loo?

Six Brothers: Our dad-Lucifer!

Demon3: Who bakes the cakes?

Six Brothers: Our dad-Lucifer!

Sexist Demon: Then who mows the lawn and washes the car?!

Six Brothers: Mc!

Sexist Demon: So what did your mother do up there!?

Six Brothers:We don’t have a mother

Luci is out there on the human world sneezing as he is buying his brothers treats for behaving(The Giant bear is for Belphie-)

[dungeons-and-dictions]

Fallen Snake

Risen Snake

Cinnamon roll snakes

[sweetfire01]

I wear glasses 24/7 and I can't see very well without them unless something is super up close to my face. Would any of the yandere daddies take advantage of that? I'm just curious 🤔

Found all these "I'll continue writing them later" draft, I hope I can finish them soon FOR REALLY this time.

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I think Asmo is the only one who would let you keep the glasses without problems. What if you bump into something while crawling? Imagine the bruise that would form! Or while coloring with your fingers you miss the paper and paint your clothes! What a nightmare! Plus, the glasses are so stylish and he will let you try all kinds of them.

Also Levi would leave them on you, otherwise how are you going to see all these anime? Or to play video games? Sure, he likes to win, but then it gets all too easy when you can't finish a single lap on Devil Kart: you can't even distinguish your own character on screen! And he can't risk you accidentally destroying some of his action figures...

Perhaps he and Satan will be more likely to give you glasses with a lower prescription. Levi loves helping you and guiding your hands on the joystick, as if you are too little to understand what you need to do, and the fourth born loves hearing you stumble when he point at a word and ask you to read it. You just look like a child learning! That's why you still need him to read a book to you.

But the others, ooh, they will really use it to their advantage. If you're with Belphie you have to sleep, so it only makes sense that you take them off anyway, right? It's not like you have to do something.

Beel loves how you don't notice the spoon while he feed you until it's already near your mouth. If you don't open it in time you end up making a mess and he has to clean it up with his bib. You threw a tantrum when he tied it around you, but now aren't you glad Daddy knew better? C'mon, say "AAH". Here comes the plane… We know how Mammon will never admit how much he adores you, so he uses the "theycan't see well, I'm just helping them out" excuse to be with you. He's also the only one who, if you cry enough and give him those puppy ​​eyes, he'll give you your glasses back. But just to watch cartoons, okay? And you have to cuddle with him in the meantime! Lucifer and Diavolo would tease you all the time, buying you one of those playmats with the games hanging on the strings. At least now you can see and play with them while lying on your back. Aren't you happy? And to think you throw so many tantrums about not being a baby... Simeon would do the same, but without the teasing. He's just serious. Human babies have bad eyesight, so you are no exception. And so it only makes sense that he would buy you those things, right? Oh, but he will make sure to be with you the whole time: you can't see him, but you can hear his voice as he reads and sings to you or feel the warmth of his skin as he nurses and cuddles you.

[mallorydeluna]

(When Satan turns into a kid and he gets in a fight with Lucifer and he hides behind you because you married Lucifer and he thinks of you as his mom)

Little Satan: But..... My books! I don't want to put them away!

Lucifer: *sighs as he's coming closer and closer to losing his mind* Satan. Just put them away please. With the books on the floor someone can easily trip over them.

Little Satan: No!!!!! You stupid pridebutt!

Lucifer: *just looks at Satan* Oh you little monster.... Alright, how about this. You either pick up your books willingly or I pick them up and you go to your room grounded. Which is it?

Little Satan: Fuck you Wucifer!!!! You're a fucking idiot! *he runs out of the room to find you*

Lucifer: *runs his fingers through his hair and he growls* Can't believe I have to deal with this....

MC: *comes in holding Satan* Now Satan, please pick the books up. Just stack them up and you can leave them in here for later. You don't have to put them away right now, just tidy them up, okay?

Little Satan: *with tears pouring down his face, he nods* Yes mommy.....

MC: *you smile and set him down, you watch as Satan tidies up his books* Thank you, Satan.

Lucifer: *watches with a confused expression* How....? How do you get him to do this? It doesn't matter what I do, he'll fight with me.

Little Satan: *puts the book stack on the table, he crawls into your lap and sticks his tongue out at Lucifer*

Lucifer: *scowls at the child* You little--

MC: *you look at Lucifer then Satan* Satan, honey. That's not how you speak to or act around your father. You know this....

Little Satan: *he looks up at your face with tears in his eyes* But daddy's mean to me!!!!!! He called me a monster and threatened to ground me!

MC: Did he ask you to pick up your books?

Little Satan: ....yes.

MC: And what did you say to him?

Little Satan: .... I said "fuck you, and you're a fucking idiot"

MC: *looking at Lucifer, asking if what Satan said is true, when he nods, you look back at Satan* Sweetheart, you shouldn't talk to daddy like that. I know for a fact he wouldn't threaten to ground you for no reason. Now, why don't you say sorry to daddy, give him a hug and head to your room until lunch?

Little Satan: *blinks away the tears* Sorry Wucifer.... *he gets up and runs out of the room*

Lucifer: *sits down on the couch next you you and he lays his head in your lap* What would I do without you?

MC: *smiling, you run your fingers through your husbands hair* I'll always be here. Luci. You aren't alone anymore.

Lucifer: *sits up to pull you into his lap just to kiss you* I know..... Thank you MC. I love you.

MC: I love you too, Luci.

((Just a wholesome blurb. Daddy Lucifer and Mommy MC, the ultimate power couple.

❤🖤❤🖤 :)

[hazbincalifornia]

Hello greatest dad but both luci and al are pregnant

I feel like Charlie would be more concerned about how aggressively they're messing around if they're carrying fragile cargo in the process.

[ittybittyluci]

This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.

I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified

[sidsinning]

IM SCREAMING HE DID NOT JUST

ADAM TAKE THE L HOLY FUCK