#yeah this was sloppy

[gooseinsoup]

save me nanny ashtoreth.... save me

saw this dress on instagram and then the worms in my brain took over :D

if anyone has a dress theyd like to suggest to see a femziraphale in... send it thru my askbox or dms cause im on the hunt too :3

[lucabyte]

Perceptive kid, I wonder just how much they pretend not to overhear.

[sonjalikestodraw]

They're truly made for each other

[marszippan]

if she's not a waitress then why is she serving like that

based on @/bluebugjay's post

[tswwwit]

One of the neat things about demon flirting versus human flirting is the opportunity for jealousy. Weird jealousy.

Bill complains to Dipper about a lot of things. How his day was going. About any plans that were foiled, if any. How dumb other beings are. But if, say, Bill started going on about this one real pest he's had hanging around lately, and how they're so irritating and getting in his way...

It is said that husbands gain a sixth sense upon becoming married. In Bill's case, it was actually his thirteenth - but when he notices Dipper’s gone oddly quiet, he hears the alarm bells ringing.

Oh, so this person, huh. Really irritating, Bill says. A thorn in his side, maybe? How annoying, exactly? Now Bill’s sweating as Dipper’s own annoyance rises. What, are they, like a new *nemesis* or something?

Now Bill’s on damage control duty as he reassures Dipper - entirely truthfully! - that he’s soooo infuriating and definitely the Worst Thing that's ever happened to him.

[svvtchbladez]

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alt version under the cut

[rebka18]

thank you for the ask @sharkaroni

highschool sweethearts <3

[asmilethatshines]

Mind games

It was fun at first until it is not anymore

[witherfide]

oh myy eclipse?? they are sooo badass. i mean, coolest guy in the room energy. i mean seriously they are probably the scariest au you’ll ever see-

oh.

this is already an outdated design lolz….

[vampyre-kin]

Sorry, I actually can't do the talking phase, I also can't do casual dating you have to be absolutely obsessed with me and court me like an ancient vampire who thinks I'm the most enchanting creature to ever cross their path.

Yeah sorry, I will not reply to u up or wyd ever again. I need you to throw an elaborate midnight masquerade ball where I'm the guest of honor but you don't tell me that and we have an incredibly romantic dance full of sexual tension despite me not being totally aware that I'm dancing with you, only for you to reveal that it was all for me and profess your undying love for me.

[yourfavaschips]

Postal Dude?

would you like to sign my petition

[achillean-knight]

Desperately need Michael angst. Pretty pleaseeeeee?

The Bite of 87

[monofazz]

inspiration struck im sorry not really

[fromtheseventhhell]

"Sansa = Ned 2.0 and Arya = Catelyn 2.0" is one of those takes where you can just tell people are more attached to the aesthetic than anything. "The Stark girls are most like the parent they look least like" sounds good on paper and people run with the idea, regardless of how it actually fits into the story. A majority of the justification relies on misinterpreting all of their characters + a healthy dose of fanon. What gets me is that this is the same fandom that insists that Lyanna, only compared to Arya in the text, is equal parts Arya and Sansa but Ned and Catelyn, two fully fleshed-out and complex characters, have to be more like one girl or the other? There's just nothing in the story to justify being so adamant about these comparisons. Arya and Sansa have parallels with both of their parents but at the end of the day, they are unique characters with their own stories. I'll never understand why people want to flatten these complex characters down to their most basic tropes and fit them into restrictive boxes just for a "poetical~" comparison.

[e-dragonic]

Sometimes being a Werewolf is great!

Other times ... it can be a hassle...

[inkypainter15]

1 year anniversary of my first watch of pacific rim!!