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turtleblogatlast · 8 months

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Love the idea that Leo’s portal and teleportation based fighting style can heavily parallel the types of stuff you’d see in magic acts. Disappearing and reappearing, pulling stuff out of a hat/portal, sleight of hand and other such methods of averting the audience’s/enemies’ attention from what you’re trying to do, etc.

It’s genuinely pretty neat to see and I wish his love of magic acts and magicians was brought up more often because it and his other interests tie into each other and in turn his whole self so neatly.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #leo out here making his entire identity circle on his special interests #and u know what he’s so valid for it #bros out here doing a performance 24/7 of course he latched onto the whole idea of ‘a magician never reveals his secrets’#he heard that one line and was like omg I can make a mask of this #I’m so on board with the autistic leo thought too bc frfr he shows it in spades #he’s just a king at masking #but yeah back to special interests- Leo’s all come together in making his various masks #the way he acts is nearly always reminiscent of someone else and it’s notable how different he is when masking isn’t necessary #everyone: will you ever stop overthinking this turtle boy?#me: no

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llamahearted · 1 year

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somewhere green, where life is easier prints

#still can't watch the church/eden scene without crying #even his weird little chair won't stop me #it's the way he realizes all he wants his kids and his friends - and he's like. oh shit I want y'all to be my family huh #it's the way she would have been so totally down for it (and he only just realizes it)#T_T nobody talk to me. yeah you heard me it's been 20 years and I'm still not over it #trigun 1998 #trigun spoilers #milly thompson #nicholas d. wolfwood #millywood

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lindentea · 2 months

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y'know, i had a moment of cognitive dissonance for a second at first like "wait why would being a top mean not giving head??"

...and then it clicked and i remembered i'm a lesbian.

#blitz honey stop lying to yourself #you're a switch in denial #blitz have you never heard of topping from the bottom #blitz honey you're pan and you're telling me you've never eaten a woman out?? because you think that would make you the bottom??#damn man #verosika wasn't lying was she #and yeah yeah yeah i know there's sapphics out there that don't eat pussy for one reason or another don't @ me #helluva boss #mission antarctica #helluva boss mission antarctica #blitzo #blitzø #blitz #blitz helluva boss #helluva boss shorts

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ratatatastic · 3 months

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Emotions are high and the vibes could not be better today!

"Pretty awesome. Lot of emotions. Feels pretty hefty but like, fuck we're Stanley Cup Champions!"

When asked who the Cup is for? No hesitation, the fans.

"They sponsor us. It's for them. It's for them. Like they deserve it, they've been waiting for it, like it's for them."

how do you endear yourself to the fans? i think chugging a brewski while they chant your name will do it! and also complimenting them that too oh what a darling

CBS News Miami | 6.25.24 (x)

#niko mikkola #florida panthers #at this point im gonna need a seperate tag called “mikksys drunk adventures”#i dont think this man has been sober since the eve of yesterday #HIS VOICE IS SO HOARSE FROM ALL THE SCREAMING AND DRINKING #him saying fuck on cbs news miami is so iconic of him YES KING #also he mightve said “hefty” or “heavy” as in referring to the weight of the cup but both work so like pick your own answer #NIKO NIKO NIKO #have you heard anything more beautiful #“fuck we're stanley cup champions” THATS ACTUALLY MORE BEAUTIFUL #ALSO “its for them [the fans]” 😭😭😭#MIKKSY I JUST STOPPED CRYING DONT MAKE ME START UP AGAIN #first year here and he knows how to work some heartstrings WHILE DRUNK #is it funnier hes more coherent in english whilst drunk versus sober #aka his inhibitions are gone and hes not carefully measuring his words anymore and by god its beautiful #he has a tendency to trail off a lot in eng and end with yeah despite the fact he wants to say a lot more #YEAH MIKKSY YEAHHHH #hes such a hazard to himself hes WATERBOARDING HIMSELF COME ON MAN #tags running long i just love ma wifeeee

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ganondoodle · 6 months

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made it to lvl 100 of the skull caverns for the first time ever in stardew (i made it once before i think but collapsed in that very room bc of the time limit back in the day lol)

severly disappointed with the reward, Qi congratulated me for doing it without crafting staircases likE REaL mEn talking about my farmer and him like they are both so above and beyond 'normal' people-

....................i did craft staircases....................

#ganondoodles talks #apparently its enough to stop using them right before you enter #that was pure coincidence #HOWEVER i used only a few to get away from lots of monsters lol #the new late game additions did make it a little better to deal with #also i cannot stand Qis ass #whats his problem #stop giving me stupid quests like that i just wanna decorate my farm #but my drive to get the items he sells for those dumb gems you only get by doing his dumb quests is too strong #WHY do they start on the first day of the week though #'do this in seven days- time left 1 day'#you need to understand i hate time limits of any kind #it forces me into a frenzy of trying to be as fast as possible to get most of the day #and thus leads to me speedrunning everything instead of enjoying it #also i hate the way he talks #a mutual said he talks like some big ceo to which everything is a game especially and only him and your farmer are exceptional beings #and its like #now that i finally heard that talk #yeah- yeha he does sound like that

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cloudbends · 8 months

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I regret to inform I started watching kaguya sama this week. they need fucking help. I'm 2 seasons in and for some reason I can't get enough

#vi rambling #kaguya sama #im watching it dubbed and holy shit . its so much more enjoyable to me #im kind of obsessed w both of them they're both fucking ill in different ways. they have never heard of emotional honesty #also chika never stop being on screen actually. and yeah miyuki i hope we discover 53748283 things you suck at i love seeing you fumble

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ivyithink · 1 year

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behold the fools!

separately: some of the smartest (if not actually THE smartest) people in the room

together: share one rusty dusty braincell that they stubbornly refuse to actually use

#my art #my doodles #you’ve heard of a power couple #but may I offer you — a fail couple #their individual abilities to solve problems cancel each other out instead of doubling #their brains stop functioning properly while they are in the near vicinity of one another #also #I feel like uhtred’s intelligence gets overlooked sometimes #but he truly is incredibly smart #literally nothing will convince me otherwise #like YES he is stupid as hell but also absolutely brilliant #just like alfred actually #truly a match made in heaven #the last kingdom #tlk #tlk uhtred #tlk alfred #this art could have easily been posted on the 1st of june #it was already finished by then and it would have been … YOU KNOW … appropriate #but brain stupid sooooo yeah #and look at me #dealing with extreme stress and anxiety in a normal healthy way #by sharing memes

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quadrantadvisor · 7 days

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Sometimes I still think about The Owl House Gang all trying to watch ATLA together but then Zuko's backstory in The Storm retraumatizes Hunter so bad they have to stop

#luz is too young to have grown up with the show she just heard it was good #SHE DIDN'T KNOW GUYS #they all get super into it and the gaang and maybe even make some jokes about how Zuko reminds them of Hunter #and then suddenly it is Not Funny Anymore #they just straight up stop watching it because it was So Bad #and then months later Hunter is like '....... i really want to know where that show goes'#so they pick it up again #everytime Zuko makes a bad life decision Hunter is just dying inside #'your dad DOES NOT LOVE YOU YOU CAN DO BETTER'#season 2 is such an emotional rollercoaster #like zuko is figuring stuff out and seems like he's gonna redeem himself and everyone is getting so hype #because at this point they NEED to see this character get a happy ending because they have been throufh WAY TOO MUCH over him #and then in the season finale he regresses #the BETRAYAL #they are like wailing and rending their clothes like dudes in the bible #hunter just sitting there with his head in his hands #season 3 storyline with zuko at the fire palace is also massively triggering for him but he's being so normal about it #the rest of the squad on the copium like 'he can still turn this around guys'#secretly several of them have given up on him at this point but they can't admit that there's too much riding on this #and then zuko DOES IT but the scene is so tense that no one even feels like they can celebrate because they're all projecting way too hard #and then zuko redirects the lightning and they're like 'FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!'#there is much crying at the finale #luz and amity kin assigned eachother as aang and katara so they're really happy when they get together #hunter like 'mostly this is making me glad I didn't have to become the political leader of The Boiling Isles as a traumatized 16 year old'#'can you imagine'#these tags were not supposed to be this long lmao #toh #atla #avatar #my rambles

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catkin-morgs-kookaburralover · 4 months

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"yes im so fine"

*researches whether i can get my hands on ipecac*

#tw ed #obligatory MASSIVE do not do this #straight up poison that can kill you from one (1) time #used to be used to induce vomiting #directly the cause of death of karen carpenter and countless others #i wont i swear i wont #but i still researched it bc i was curious #tbh there are easier ways of poisoing oneself than semi illegal drugs #also if yall remember the post about a poison i own: i did more reseach and while that amount would probably kill me w no medical #intervention; it would take just under three times as much to be absolutely certain of hitting the toxic dose (calculated quantity per kg #of the top end of a given range. so it could kill me but if i was gonna go out that way id want about three times as much to be sure.)#honestly surprised ive never heard of any deaths from it. the most likely way to survive would be to throw it up i think #(or present to hospital and take charcoal or smth)#honestly though. my research says loss of consciousness and required intubation within half an hour in case studies #hence if you werent in reach of medical attention youd probably collapse an die #and i am very deliberately NOT mentioning what it is bc of how toxic it is #ive thought of combining it and another method to be absolutely sure but eh #honestly if it DIDNT work it sounds straight up embarrassing to admit to people tho thats one of the things stopping me #but literally a dose in a child requiring intubation and kid ended up in a coma recovered w no ill effects.#thats the dream yk. try and succeed and youre free; try and fail and you see no ill effects.#but yeah i wouldnt try w only the amount i have.#so im safe #....rereading the above. okay i might be a little mentally ill lol #but i am safe and absolutely nobody call the cops on me.#im fine.#tw suicide #puddleglum hours #nobody worry abt me ok. im fine.#just thinking silly lil thoughts like usual :)#EDIT: just occurred to me that using this poison could make it not look like a suicide

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 4 months

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So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:

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He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.

Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….

spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]

@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit

#The fucking banana. I was talking to him through the screen like #“…a banana??? You keep bananas in…. there? You good man? A—are you okay?#What the hell are y—” [cracks up but quickly stops laughing] “Oh— oh honey… you’re not right are you?#No you’re not right. Uh…. Why don’t you sit down; your breathing sounds awful. You sound like you’re gonna die…#OH GOD [loses my shit laughing/cringing ] “Oh— oh ouch. No no no— I’m not laughing at you I just— I like your actor…#a lot… too much probably #and he’s just good at what he does and the timing of it all… this is exactly how I act when I’m home alone #I swear I’m not laughing at you… I just— PUT THAT BANANA BACK YOU’RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF”#John Hurt #stage acting #Krapp’s Last Tape (2001)#Samuel Beckett #Yeah… funky stage play. Very moving and dreamlike #[This is me gently holding Mr. Krapp and rotating him in my mind like a bowl of ramen in a microwave]#Screaming crying throwing up beating the walls #I am unwell #Ough ough ough #It’s not difficult for me to watch per se #but I’m very much the kind of person who HAS to help when someone’s having a hard time doing something #— especially if they’re old or otherwise infirm — or I’ll feel like a piece of shit for weeks… and this fucking man #this fucking man is so good at being frail and pitiful that I feel genuinely agitated that I can’t reach into the screen and help him #It’s like the torture scene in 1984 all over again where he just barely manages to wrench himself upright on the table #then immediately falls off onto the concrete floor with the most tragic sickening bone-grinding splat you’ve ever heard #AND HAS TO HOIST HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET ALL BY HIMSELF WHEN HE’S MALNOURISHED AND EXHAUSTED #Like ughhhhhh let me pick him up and wrap him in a blanket and carry him somewhere warm and safe and make him an omelette #And I know I write whump and I shouldn’t be this sensitive #but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. HURT YOU ARE KILLING ME #Youtube

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juniestar · 8 days

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How on earth is harris v trump a tight race??? How do ppl look at donald trump having SEEN the way he acted in his presidential term, seen his LENGTHY criminal record, seen the fact that NOBODY else in his party aside from some loose hanging cultists wants to associate with him, seen the way he literally incited riots after losing an election which resulted in at least seven deaths, seen his total lack of coherent policy plan, and think yeah well but Kamala is a cop. Which isn’t even fucking true

#she keeps painting herself as a cop which is bad for leftist audiences but so good for attracting literally everyone else #and its funny bc she’s not a cop. she’s a middle of the road average prosecutor. there is one thing on her record where im like ok that’s #indefensible and its her defense of prison labor in like 2011. everything else that ive heard of sounds par for the course for her roles at #the time she held them or it sounds like a campaign promise meant to draw the widest net of voters. she ran on progressive policy in 2019 #and nobody fucking voted for her! im sorry but ‘’im going to get people killed again if i lose’’ vs ‘’[typical politician speech]’’ is just #such a clear choice to me.#the thing too is democrats let things get shitty so when they run they can be like ‘’i will fix this thing that i totally neglected on #purpose when i couldve fixed it years ago’’. but what is the solution here? how do we get them to stop? elect a republican cult leader? yeah #that’ll show em. that won’t give them more fucking excuses for when they can’t do literally anything #elect a third party candidate? who? where? you think jill stein is going to win her 40th presidential race with the same plan of minimal #campaigning and vapid promises??#anyways. this post isn’t meant as a ‘’vote blue no matter who’’ ‘’get out and vote’’ it’s meant to be like. no fucking way we’re acting like #these candidates are equal.

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druid-boy-punk · 1 year

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This is all I got sorry home slices

#he would watch invader zim and kin zim so hard #‘harls we gotta play fnaf 3!! come on ivy can wait I wanna theorize on the cutscenessss’#‘batsyyyyy meet me in the parking lot I wanna try and see if you can break my arm this timeee :]’#after fighting with Bruce:#‘soooo I heard that the baja blast is back’#‘=__= I dislocated your shoulder’#‘yeah and? we can stop by Taco Bell on the way to ivy’s garage’#joker fanart #heavily based off of the lego Batman joker #high school au #qpr batjokes in the tags #qpr jarley in the tags but in a wlw mlm solidarity way #my art #punk joker

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da-riya · 5 months

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POV you remember most people aren't cool af and don't hate landlords

#squatter's rights are the best thing I've ever heard off #Yet everything online tries to justify it like it's a bad thing that landlords can lose their home #“ooh it's an old English law oooh this is so embarassing but please understand it's legal” FUCK YOU IT'S AMAZING!!!#I can just own someplace if I live in it?? If I live in it for long enough and no one stops me?? FUCK YEAH!!!!

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ratatatastic · 2 months

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you two...affectionate but only when the highs of winning or alcohol are involved...i see...

#stop me if youve heard this one before so two earth signs walk into a room...#utterly fascinating i say as if theyre both not uttter catnip to each other #luosty does just ragdoll into mikksys sturdy hold yeah #luosty is either being an annoying brat to mikksy or being cuddly there is no in between im afraid #its so funny because in the clip i ss-ed the parade bus hug from he stole mikksys beer 😭😭😭#like he was in the middle of drinking it and he just tries to nab it off him like a brat 😭😭😭#and mikksy ducks away from his grabby hands for a second just to get an extra sip in before he gives it up to luosty #and ya wanna know what luosty does??? HE JUST WANTED IT TO POUR IT ON THE PEOPLE AT THE BARRICADE #LIKE WE DIDNT EVEN DRINK IT HE JUST WANTED IT TO POUR IT ON THE CROWD HES SOOOOO #AND YES HE DOES STEAL ANOTHER TIN OFF HIM 😭😭😭😭#like one of the people on the bus was passing a beer to mikksy and they like put their arm under his raised one so its at his chest #to give it to him but luosty sees it who's standing behind. and he just reaches his arm over mikksys shoulder to grab it #LIKE YOU DRUNK SKUNK DIDNT YOU HAVE ENOUGH 😭😭😭😭#STOP BEING BRATTYYYYYYY #STOP STEALING OFF OF MIKKSY. AND YOU MIKKSY. STOP LETTING HIM.#these two certainly have a dynamic #luostys inherent nature to brat out. but he requires the cuddles too. mikksy will provide without much hassle ofc.

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toastsnaffler · 4 months

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dating an art student was so crazy I'm just thinking abt that one birthday I had where my ex got me stickers from the etsy of the person they were cheating on me with....

#they made them address the thank you note to me and everything ajskfjfkfb. i didnt know they were cheating at the time but wow...#every time i break out my sticker collection and see them im reminded of it. but i cant throw out the stickers theyre deltarune ones 😭#like they were a rly cool artist.... just unfortunate that happened 💀#the drama was insane. my ex only wanted to sleep with them but they (other person) wanted them to break up with me so they could date #but my ex dumped them rly harshly for suggesting that i guess 'romantic' cheating was a step too far even for them lmaooo #i heard abt their breakup secondhand and god could they be cruel sometimes. they made fun of the sex theyd had w them #to all their mutual friends n everything i actually felt so bad for the other person when i found out. at least our breakup wasnt that bad #i only finally got that cruel side of them directed towards me like a year after when they wanted us to stop being friends #but yeah. its also funny in a way bc my ex only suggested i had adhd bc the other person did too + struggled a lot with rsd #which i guess they found out when they broke up with them. and then looked at that and thought huh my gf is kind of similar...#and this was like. 2 years before i even considered i had adhd myself and sought diagnosis ahdkfidjcjdjfjfjfkdbfnf #this made me go look the other persons art page up on instagram + then i recognised some of their friends/flatmates art pages and i found #their (my exs that is) grad year film which is still being shown at animation festivals... good for them good for them #i dont think they have an art page themselves tho cuz they were always v shy and weird abt sharing art on social media #like everyone else except them is tagged on things... shame i wouldve liked to see what they were making now. even if we're not friends #also one of their old roommates made some REALLY similar squid game fanart to mine like a month after i posted it huh..#not mad abt it or anything i think its cool i just didnt realise they showed my art to their friends. thats cute #ah this was years ago anyway. getting my head out of the rabbit hole #im gonna go play some elden ring and then maybe do smth fun in my sketchbook we shall seeee #.diaries

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lisxdumbr · 5 months

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The whole "if a person is mad at you it's their responsibility to tell you" thing just made me realize how fucked my situation is. Like just. woah

#who wants to hesr the story of how I lost my irl friends recently (you will I'm spitting everything right now)#anyway so last year one day one of my friends decided to randomly backstab me and she started talking behind my back #and yeah this all made me mad because?? what the fuck #she started talking and revealing stuff that i had confide to her to other people and they slowly started drifting from me #BUt the thing here is that she was manipulating the story. she changed it every time she told stuff to people to make me look bad #i heard one of the things she said about me once and i was like ?? she even make me dislike me in her version which like woa #anyway I didn't understand why she did that because it was ? so random? and then she started ignoring me and has not talked to me ever since #the thing is. she apparently didn't have enough with just doing that. she slowly started to rot my other friends' brains too?#in the sense that. suddenly the rest of my group was ignoring me too. they never said anything to me. or stated that they had a problem #they just ignored me in my face? and yeah that. hurt #recently i found thanks to a third party that one of them decided to stop talking to me because apparently i had hurt her uncountable times #and she was just soo sick and tired of me doing that. which. honestly made me mad because she did not ever express that to me?? so #what was i supposed to do. if she never said anything.#anyway one of my friends confronted her about the treatment they were giving to me. the whole exclusion thing. and her answer was-#”well it's not my fault that she doesn't have more friends and doesn't talk to people”#and i was like. woah. what a poor reply. is that really it.. also apparently they all had agree to stop talking to me as a group-#-and they never informed me so. thank you?#and I'm still here asking what i did to that ex friend of mine. later on i found out she had hooked up with the guy i used to like btw #and she kept it secret. oh and then i started dating my current partner ! person she also felt attracted to. and that's my only explanation.#she started gossiping after what happened with the first guy. so that's really everything that comes to mind as a reason #ANYWAY now that i was at the hospital i didn't receive a single text from any of them. so i guess that was it. people who don't care-#-like that are not friends. those people are not my friends. people who ignore me on purpose and gossip like that are not. my friends #so yeah that's why I've been feeling down lately but ! here I am i ended up ranting so. much #rant #vent #?#woah i actually feel so much better after spitting it all #I'm also following that sour grape advice btw I'm not giving them the privilege of cutting me out. I'M the one who dislikes them now

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