#yeetith

[tifflball]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still think about during my last semester of undergrad I took comparative religion as an elective and this was during covid and a bad wildfire season so everybody around me was losing their jobs, homes, health. And one day during Zoom class someone explained the word “yeet” to my comparative religion professor as the opposite of yoink

And without any hesitation she said “Ah, so the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away”

And when I tell you that kept me going for at least a week

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: I swear to fuck if you keep nagging at me, I WILL kill off your favorite character in my next novel!

Shen Yuan: You. Wouldn’t. Dare.

Shang Qinghua: The hand that yeetith can just as easily yoinkith away, bitch.

[archive245]

[ In the heathens and elites groupchat ]

Gareth: what is "yoink"

Nikolai: yoink is the opposite of yeet

Killian: but it's just as fast

Remington: the Lord yeetith and the Lord yoinkith away

[Jeremy, Landon and Creighton left the chat]

Brandon: what am i reading

[yeetposts]

Kohga: “As Ganon yeetith, so too does he yoinkith away.”

Sooga: “Master Kohga please this is a funeral. Jeff’s widow is right there.”

[sansthepinecone]

The Lord yoinkith, and the Lord yeetith away

[lesbiancolors]

Hello yes it is i, I wanna yeet yet again over what one sees as a small issue but my brain says yeetith.

[cryptid--bunny]

So I finally watched Good Game and I Stan Alex and Ryland so hard

[myanxiousaesthetic]

Where we sang

Songs with all our childhood friends

[roseyjean]

*me throwing a bible across the room* the lord yeetith and He yoinkith

me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

[bloominghands]

he can't quite reach / nearly has to JUMP— and the heat of building agitation rises immediately upon contact. wrists barely wrapped around her neck, he buries his face in the crease of her back to avoid dashing off. barely a beat passes before he gives in, letting go in a twitchy jerk & stiff cough. he can FEEL her need to comment, and with a scowl he insists : ❝ … don't ruin it. ❞

     Wistful gaze had been staring down at her hands, palms upward to the sky with her mind far off from the present when he’d drawn closer. Perhaps that was why she hadn’t reacted to his proximity, unbeknownst to it. Thus, when his arms wrap around her, strong and sure despite any of his hesitation, she stiffens. But it’s only for just a moment before she realizes who had her in their grasp, her shoulders lowering as a small smile upturns her lips. Ruin it? When his touch had chased away the ghosts in her gaze without so much as a word? That would have been nigh impossible. ( Maybe it was selfish of her to wish for some of that incredible, infallible strength to brush off on her. )

   Robin turns her head to look Levi in those storm cloud eyes of his, always thundering with some sort of emotion that even she couldn’t place, their clouds hiding something just behind that shone through in quiet moments like this.                              ‘ . . . Would you like to take a walk with me, Captain? ‘ She asks voice quiet, pausing for a moment before offering him her hand. Thankful eyes watch him silently, understanding if he chose not to take it. 

                                                                            // @liberons

[wired-heartbeats]

Blorsi: SI’s (Self Inserts) that are treated very similar, if not the same, as their classic blorbo and bleebus counterparts. Can refer to any kind of SI from Oc equivalents to isakai’s, the only minimum requirement to consider one a Blorsi is the initial idea of a self insert.

(Note: Blorsi do not need an affixed in-universe Blorbo-type to qualify)

[lostcinder]

Yeetith the boy

PERCABETH MY BELOVEDS 🥹🥹🎀

[creative-robot]

I asked my Bro for a warm up suggestion and he said ‘Freddy flipping off Chica’ so

[pollenallergie]

VINES BE LIKE:

*in a drive thru*

person over the intercom: hi welcome to McDonald’s, May I take your order?

protagonist: no *rolls up window* *drives away*

[wormssss]

to aspiring artists

hi I’m floofy, I’m tired and I’m hEre to tell you that you don’t have to draw like Jesus Christ when you first start.

You won’t be perfect. No one is when they start. Just practice ffs

it’s ok to hate your art, that’s normal, but don’t stop drawing because of it? motivate yourself to become better. Make yourself an artist you would buy from.

see a good artstyle you like??? Don’t say “oh no they’re so good I’ll never be that good” because you’re Wrong. If you want a similar artstyle take your fav parts from it, but if you don’t then JU S T!!!!!!!! prACTICE

Also, don’t just not draw ever because you don’t think you’re good. it’s like sitting a seed in the back of a dark cold cupboard and expecting to pull out a full grown flower one day.

just not doing anything won’t make you improve

heres what can make you improve: DRAWING. DRAWING LOTS. as much as you can without hurting yourself. As much as you want to. to get that seed to grow you have to water it, fertilise it, give it sunlight, DONT JUST LET IT SIT THERE.

Everyone has untapped art potential that they just don’t see. you have to keep going to see it

make yourself an artist you would buy from