#yo its sof

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Pretty sure it's been done before, but if not here is a sys meme we just made

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CALLING E-XQUEEN CARLET AT 3AM!!!!😱 (GONE WRONG)

YO YO FUCKING YO WHAT IS UP YOU GUYS??? ITS YA BOIII XXDEMONMASTER666XX HERE WITH MY FRIEND NOOBSLAYER1234567890. TODAY WERE GOING TO CALL QUEEN SCARLET FROM THE BOOK SERIS WPING SOF 🔥🔥🔥🔥. AT 3AM!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW ISNT THAT SCARIER?? OH YES IT ITS. SO, LETS GET STARTED WITH THE EPIC 3AM PRANK CALL!!!!!!!!

part 2 coming soon

[jaakey]

making friends is really f hard or really easy depending on circumstance, it’s all based on luck imo. and everyone is lonely i think especially in these trying times, even ppl who have friends. so yes u can text your 2 friends to hang out everyday if u want to, it’s not weird promise!! don’t get discouraged and keep an open heart

right .. like if u somehow managed to find a group of friends in school like damn... idk how ppl do that n yea esp rn like .. theres litrally nothing to do LOL

[myherowritings]

PART 4. HOW THE RICH SUCK THEIR OWN DICKS

SUMMARY. Todoroki Shouto was a wealthy, young CEO who inherited his father’s enterprise. You were a barista at a local cafe who wouldn’t mind some extra cash. One day, Shouto came in during an early morning shift and tipped you such a large sum of money, you were certain it had to have been an accident. To your surprise and complete pleasure: It was not.

PAIRING. ceo!todoroki shouto x barista!reader

WORD COUNT. 2.9k

GENRE. ceo/barista au, fluff, eventual smut

WARNINGS. enji makes an appearance bleh, enji being classist, enji...ew, okay i swear most of the chapter is shouto and y/n being cute though 

A/N. ngl i have genshin brainrot real bad at the moment but i still have motivation for ceo!shouto and ceo!shouto only u.u there are only 7 parts to this series so we’re at the halfway mark already AHHH i hope u enjoy reading and lmk what u think!! :3 xx sof

SERIES MASTERLIST

© myherowritings — all rights reserved. reposting, modifying, copying, or translating of any kind is not allowed. do not read my writing as asmr. do not plagiarize.

Shouto’s day went from good to bad faster than it took to pull an espresso. 

It started off with a good morning text from you and having a brief, but pleasant, interaction at your work. Actually, the past few weeks have been going along a similar routine that he found himself settling into all too comfortably. You even upheld your promise of stealing him away one weekend to walk around the park, get food, and just have time to relax and be happy for once. 

Getting to be in your presence almost daily became so normalized in his life that even some of his employees heard about the cute barista with the best pastries. Yet, although he saw you often, he found himself wanting to talk to you more and more.

But for now, Shouto told himself to settle with starting the mornings off with you. They were the best mornings he’s had in a while and he didn’t want to sound ungrateful. 

Today, however, went sour fast after he heard his father was coming up to the top floor for a meeting with him. He didn’t find the idea of Enji visiting to be the most abhorrent thing, but the moment his father opened his mouth, Shouto quickly took that back. 

As expected, his father reminded him about the annual charity gala Todoroki Enterprises was expected to attend. Handfuls of galas ran through the year, but the once hosted by Naruhata Industries under the guise of raising money and awareness for the charities of choice.

In theory, a charity gala ball sounded humanitarian and a way for the upper class to give back, but in reality, most of the funds collected didn’t go to the actual charities, instead they went to paying for the venue, live bands, entertainment, the most expensive catering, decorations, and more. What presented itself as a charitable event in the eyes of the public was really a way rich people could flaunt their wealth and feel good about themselves for doing absolutely nothing to benefit society. A way for the rich to suck their own dicks, if you would. 

Shouto absolutely hated it. 

It was also a press opportunity and, in his father’s eyes, a way to gain public favor for the Todoroki business. Today, Enji attempted to tell him that bringing a date that fit the mold of high society was the best way for him to establish rapport through media coverage. Apparently, the image news outlets have placed on Shouto were either a heartbreaker and playboy with no care for other’s emotions, or a monotonous stoic who seemed like a robot with no care for other’s emotions.

In either cases, there seemed to be a theme of Shouto not caring for others. 

He sighed. 

“You can’t keep that image, Shouto,” said Enji with his arms folded across his chest. “If the media sees you with someone—a nice girl with a good upbringing—then your likeability will increase tenfold. If there’s no one you like, I’ll have to set up a date for you.”

For a while, he was torn between telling his dad to fuck off and trying to do as he said to keep peace within the family. But then, an image of you popped into his head.

“Actually, there is someone I like.” 

Enji narrowed his eyes. “Oh? An educated girl with wealthy parents?”

“There’s someone I like,” he simply repeated, the tone in his voice growing cold. 

He didn’t know anything about your upbringing or family nor did he exactly care. Shouto didn’t want to bring a date to the dumb gala, but if he had to, he would want it to be you. Only if you agreed, of course. But if you weren’t willing, then he had to face the facts that his father would most likely force a date of his own choosing upon Shouto. 

“That’s good you like someone, son,” Enji said through his teeth, “but we have to make sure it’s not some sort of...loose woman. That’d be even worse publicity—”

“I like someone and if you really cared about my happiness like you said you did, that’d be enough.”

There was a tense silence in the air. Shouto didn’t have enough fingers to count the number of times Enji had told him and his siblings that he would try to be a better dad. A caring dad who only wanted what was best for his children. A better husband for Rei. A better example for the public. The first few times, Shouto believed it. But Enji said the same things over and over again with no lasting change and Shouto was just fed up. 

After hearing the same lie told to him over and over again, it seemed to lose its weight. He seemed to lose his hope in his father ever changing.

Still, Shouto had to deal with him for as long as he lived. That much he knew as a son living in this society. 

But he hoped Enji at least had enough guilt to let him have this.

“Fine.”

Shouto blinked in surprise. 

Enji stated, “If you think your date can help your public image and not be a complete embarrassment to the business, you can bring them.”

That was the closest thing to approval Shouto would get today. He nodded and listened along to whatever else his father had to say, the only thing actually on his mind was thinking about how he would ask you out on a date to some stuffy gala. And hope that you’d say yes.

— ✩ —

“Wait, so, let me get this straight— You’re the CEO of Todoroki Enterprises and even after almost two months of knowing you, I had no clue?”

He inclined his head, looking solemn. “Yes, I’m sorry. Are you upset with me for not telling you sooner?” 

Initial shock aside, you couldn’t say that you were too surprised at the revelation. You knew Shouto was wealthy and probably in some high-up position in the business industry, but you never knew to what extent. A CEO? That had to be the highest rank in a company! And a company as well known as Todoroki Enterprises? 

The thought made you a little nervous. The guy you slowly befriended over the course of short cafe visits and silly texts was Mr. Todoroki? Or worse— The guy you stole away from doing work for a whole weekend was someone as busy as a CEO? You internally groaned. That had to be against laws of the universe or something. 

“I’m not upset, no,” you said with a shake of your head. “I just...can’t believe it I guess.” Eyes widening, you were quick to amend your words. “Well, I can believe it. You seem very intelligent and well-put together and, uh, rich! But I guess I just didn’t think a CEO would be so funny and kind.” You winced. “Oh no, is that mean to say?”

“I don’t think it’s mean.” He shrugged. “You’re right to say most people in this field aren’t known for their delightful temperaments.” 

You absentmindedly drummed your finger against your thigh, trying to process this new information. “So you’re Todoroki Shouto...and you want me to be your date to the Naruhata Charity Ball?” 

“Yeah. I know it’s a huge favor to ask, and I promise you can say no if you choose,” said Shouto in earnest. “I don’t want you to feel obligated to agree.” 

With a hum, you stretched your legs out under the table before crossing one over the other again. It was a Saturday afternoon where you had no work and Shouto managed to escape from his for a few hours of the day. You took him to your favorite ice cream place nearby and the two of you ate at a dining area outside the establishment. 

Just a mundane day as two friends hanging out with each other where you found out one of those friends was the chief executive officer of a billion dollar business headquartered in Japan. 

Totally normal, everyday occurrences, obviously. 

“And you need a date for this event?” you asked. In all honesty, you would be more than happy if Shouto asked you out on a date. He was fun and you enjoyed getting to know him. But these particular circumstances made you a tad bit more nervous.

“I normally wouldn’t need to bring one, but my father insists it’d help my public image and in turn the image of the company.” With a pinched look on his face, he took a bite of his ice cream. “In other words I bring a date or he picks one for me.” 

You weren’t the most caught up on super rich people drama, but it was almost infamous how estranged the Todoroki family was. Again, you didn’t know much but you did know enough to say that Todoroki Enji seemed like a Class A asshole. If you could help Shouto out with his weird dilemma, you saw no reason not to. 

“So this charita gala is like where they have those live auctions and silent auctions and get tipsy on fancy wine and champagne for hours right?”

He tilted his head to the side. “Yeah. Have you attended one?” 

“Not quite,” you said with a sheepish smile. “I’ve volunteered at one in school though. As one of those runners? It was fun. I got a bunch of those tiny complimentary candies!” Your mouth watered at the memory. “What kind of drug were in those candies? I’ve never had candy so good before!”

“The tiny, circular candies with the excessively big wrapper? The fruity ones?”

You shot up in your seat, excited he knew what you were talking about. “Yes! That’s the one!” 

The corners of his mouth quirked upwards. “I always see those at these types of events.”

“So… The candy will be there at the gala you want me to accompany you to?” 

“Most likely.”

“Can I take a bunch of those from candies there…?” you asked with an optimistic grin.

“I’ll be your accomplice in sneaking them out.”

“It’s a date!” you said before Shouto could get another word out. 

You’d be reunited with those yummy, fancy candies you’ve been separated from for far too long. What other reason did you need to agree? 

With a determined look on your face, you held your hand out for Shouto to shake to seal the deal. 

He blinked. “Wait. Did you want to discuss it some more? Maybe have a few days to think it through? I’m grateful, of course, but I don’t want you regretting anything.”

“No. I won’t regret it. I’d do anything to taste those candies again.”

Shouto looked unsure what to say. “Isn’t there some parable warning people not to be bribed by candy?”

“Not to take candy from a baby?”

“No. Not that one.”

“That’s the only one I know.”

“Never mind then.” 

The two of you exchanged confused looks before letting out fits of laughter. You weren’t sure if either of you knew exactly what the other was laughing at, but the moment was an enjoyable one nonetheless. 

“Yet another reason to bring me to that fancy event— I’ll make sure you’re entertained all the way through,” you playfully bragged, smoothing down the front of your shirt. 

“The event will definitely be more bearable with you there.” He licked a small bit of his ice cream from his pink spoon, making a sound of approval. “But you can change your mind about coming at any time, Y/N.”

“I won’t,” you said, holding a pinky out. “Pinky promise.”

With what seemed like a bashful expression on his face, Shouto extended his own pinky to interlock yours. You sealed it with a kiss and a heart, like you were a kid again. 

“Now, am I supposed to be in love with you at the gala?” you asked nonchalantly, finishing off your last bite of ice cream. He offered you a spoonful of his and you tried not to grow too flustered at Shouto feeding you his dessert. You murmured a quiet, “Thanks.”

He gave you a small smile. “You’re welcome. As for being in love… I don’t think that’s necessary. Just pretend you like being around me, I think.”

Under the table, you nudged his shoe with yours, pulling a face. “I don’t have to pretend about that, silly.” 

“Ah, well,” he paused, offering you another spoonful of ice cream, “I don’t either.”

“I’m glad.” Then, “Is this strawberry? I was never a big strawberry ice cream fan but for some reason this tastes so good.” 

You ignored the nagging voice in your head that said maybe it wasn’t so much the ice cream flavor but who you were enjoying it with. 

The two of you finished his dessert in peace and after cleaning up the area with a napkin, Shouto turned to you with an intent look on his face.

“Before the gala, would you mind if I talk you shopping so you could pick out what to wear?” he asked. “I would pay of course— It’s the least I could do to say thank you.”

You shook your head. “You don’t have to thank me! You’re my friend and I want to help.” You thought about it for a moment. “And get the candy.”

“Anything for the candy.”

“Exactly,” you said in complete seriousness. “But I wouldn’t mind going shopping with you. You could help me decide what to wear! I’m not exactly sure how to dress for an event as fancy as this.”

“You could wear anything to the event and still look amazing.” His words were ones of flattery but his tone sounded completely genuine. 

Heat rose to your cheeks at the compliment. “Look who’s talking— You’re practically runway ready no matter what time of day.”

“I’ve never walked a runway before.”

You stifled a laugh at his literal interpretation of your words. Cute. “Me neither.”

He looked confused at why you were grinning, but it still brought a smile to his own lips.

By now the sun had begun to set and Shouto was walking you to the train to see you off before you went home.

“Can I pick you up next weekend in the morning?” he said. “So we can get your outfit for the gala?”

“Sure! I’ll text you my address.” 

He nodded in contentment. “And again, you don’t have to worry about any costs.”

“Is this why my friends have called you a sugar daddy?” you teased, bumping your shoulder against his as you walked down the street, side-by-side. “But thank you. Shopping will be fun— We can even match colors!” 

“Mn.” He looked between the both of you, as if trying to picture what colors would complement each other. 

You crossed the sidewalk in a comfortable silence, enjoying the scenery by Shouto’s side. A few times, you even felt his knuckles brush against yours and you had the undeniable urge to hold his hand. Would that be weird? you asked yourself before deciding against it. 

Just because he asked you to be his date for the Naruhata Charity Ball didn’t mean he actually liked you, right? It was just a favor from a friend to a friend.

Something about that though made your stomach unsettled. Maybe part of you wanted it to be a real date— Wanted this to be a real date. 

“So I won’t be seeing you tomorrow,” you said after a moment’s silence, trying not to look too dejected. 

You knew he’d still text good morning and good night and ask you random things throughout the day (all of which you found really endearing, by the way), but it was still different from seeing him in person. Even though your time together in the morning was small, they still were enough to make your day. The thought of your waking hours being so entwined made you nervous, but for some reason it didn’t bother you as much as you thought it would. In fact, it was sort of...nice. 

“I’ll see you Monday morning, right?” you asked hopefully, though you were already fairly certain of the answer.

Shouto nodded. “Of course. It’s already marked on my calendar.”

“Ever the flatterer, hmm?” 

“Not flattery, just the truth.” He pulled his phone out and showed you his (rather packed) calendar app. To your surprise, a little reminder that said ‘See Y/N :)’ was marked on his Monday schedule. 

Unable to stop the beam from spreading across your lips, you hid your face in your hands. Gosh— Did he have to be so cute? He was making it harder and harder to only like him as a friend. And even now, you weren’t sure if you liked him only as a friend.

But you pushed those thoughts away.

That was something to deal with at a later time.

When you reached the train station you normally took home, you turned to Shouto, giving him a big hug. He was tall and warm. You could feel his lean muscles through his button-down shirt as you rested your head against his chest and arms around his waist. 

“Thanks for today,” you mumbled. “I’ll see you again soon.”

After a pause, he gave you a hug back, hands rubbing hesitant circles on your back in a way that made you smile. “Text me when you get home safe,” he said as you both reluctantly released each other from an embrace.

“I will,” you promised. “You do the same! Later, Shouto!” 

And with that, you waved goodbye and boarded the train, unable to shake the unwavering grin on your face all the way home.

a/n: when shouto started feeding y/n spoonfuls of his ice cream i cried (Ｔ▽Ｔ) that’s so cUTE OF HIM LIKE PLS SIR STOP BEFORE I FALL MORE IN LOVE WITH U !! >:O he’s such a sweetheart ahhhh,, i hope all the fluff made up for the brief appearance of endeavor ಠ╭╮ಠ  FHDJKF 

what to expect in the next part:

shopping for the gala time !! 

y/n struggles with their fEeLiNGs~ part 2

oh my, y/n has to try on dresses? oh my, it’d be a shame if they needed help putting it on :o *fake gasp* 

yeah things get just a lil steamy but shh

[survivormoves]

Who needs food when you have love?

                                                                     promo credit to sofia

[eye-of-enigmatic-thought]

Yo i just wanna say, i LOVE how you draw plus sized people, like, aS a fat person myself i like, SEE how you draw them and i get like?? Emotional?? Because it's just such a like, unbiased "Yeah they fat keep scrolling" and i just, cANNOT get enough of it

They also look soft as hELL and i wish to hug each and every one of them and also HAVE that sof looking confident vibe

Okay uh, ramble rant over, keep up the great work dude /gen

AAAA IM REALLY HAPPY TO HEAR THIS OMG? TYSM FOR YOUR KIND WORDS!! As someone a lil chubby myself its important to me to draw characters not just my body shape but also larger and draw them just, being people. So like!! It means a lot to hear what you've said!! I'm glad they're appreciated!! ;A;

ALSO YOU MAY ABSOLUTELY HUG ALL OF THEM, IM GLAD YOU FIND THEM ALL HUGGABLE AAAAA

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Thanks for opening up requests!!! May I request F10 for Isaac? The prompt basically screams something he would say, and I'd love to see more of the sof bean. I'll leave the rest up to you ;))

Yo Humi APPLE BOI IS FINALLY COMING TO EN AHSFBSAFFSUF I’M SO HYPEEEE so here ya go

Prompt: “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” (Fluff, #10) 

Word Count: 675

With muted steps, you carefully approached a seemingly unsuspecting Isaac as he immersed himself in his regular stargazing routine. However, much to your astonishment, just as when you were about to embrace him from behind, the physicist spun around and trapped you in his arms, before plopping down into the grass with you on top of him.

“Gotcha.” Isaac wore a rather triumphant grin, perhaps because for once, he’s finally the one taking in and enjoying your surprised expression and not the other way round.

“Awww. How did you know I was coming?” You asked as the faintest hint of a blush stained your cheeks. You’re not sure why, but the question alone seemed to have made Isaac a little flustered himself. You’re worried that he’s either starting to get used to your constant teasing, or that he’s starting to get better at concealing his adorable reactions out of his desire not to be called cute.

Without meeting your gaze, Isaac replied, “I don’t know. Maybe… maybe because it’s you?” He chose to ignore the fact that his excuse probably sounded cheesier than if he had just told the truth– after all, he’s not really keen on telling you yet that your sweet scent has grown stronger overtime, and so far its intensity has reached the point where it could engulf his senses even if you were a few good meters away from him.

Much to his relief, you decided not to push the topic further. Instead, you settled for a generic, teasing response.

“Aww, that’s really adorable of you, Isaac.” You caressed his cheeks that seemed to grow more flushed with your touch, whilst he tried to distract himself by combing his fingers through your hair.

“I’m not adorable,” he grumbled, although at this point he already knew better and it’s probably for the best if he had just kept quiet about it, but then he didn’t want to ruin your fun twice in a row.

“Yes dear, that’s exactly the kind of thing an adorable person would say, don’t you think?”

“I don’t know,” Isaac murmured as he rolled you over to lay on the patch of grass next to him. You felt his hand furtively brush against yours, hopeful that you would take the initiative to hold hands with him.

However, being the tease you are, you inched your hand a few centimeters away from his. Much to his and your surprise, his hand had unknowingly chased after yours, but instead of backing down and retracting it, Isaac decided to just go along with it and for the first time in a while, initiated holding your hand. Hand in hand under the cloudless night sky, the two of you silently marveled in the beauty of the stars adorning the universe like jewels.

“The stars are always beautiful, aren’t they?” You mused as you lovingly intertwined your fingers with his.

“Yeah,” Isaac agreed, his hold on your hands tightening ever so slightly as he continued, “but these stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

Your cheeks burned up upon hearing his response, and you knew you just had to say something to make him equally flustered at least.

“Yeah, I guess you could say that,” rolling on your side and using your free hand to crane his head on your direction, you looked him in the eye and followed up with something that’s just as suggestive as your smile, “after all, you do make me see stars every night.”

Sure enough, his cheeks began to match the color of his eyes. “S-surely you know that I-I didn’t mean it like that…?”

“Yes,” you leaned in close to give his flushed cheeks a little peck, “but I just want you to know that it is your adorable reactions that lights some of the brightest stars in those eyes you speak of.”

A sheepish smile crept upon his lips, then he returned your gesture by kissing your forehead. “Sure, if that’s what it takes for me to see your stars.”

More on this fic request series.

[under-construction-uwu]

Yo! So this will be the first quote based on my coffee shop au called Skel-o-ffee, or SOF for short. I am planning a comic for it in the future, more details (tho not a lot just yet) on my art blog-> @cel-lular

Its still in development, but since i actually work in a similar environment, i have a lot of ideas for coffee shop scenarios, so starting now i will be doing quotes for my AU~

My AU actually uses nicknames that I use on my art blog, so I'll be putting a key at the end of the post for the mentioned characters. I will be doing this for all SOF quotes~

Hope you enjoy!

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SOF Cherry: slacking off on his phone

SOF Comic, overwhelmed with orders: i will literally yeet you out of existence

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Cherry - Underfell Sans

Comic - Undertale Sans

[finding-the-daylight]

So, now that my finals are officially over, I am going to proceed to have a drink or two or three and rewatch Eclipse. Here’s (soberly) what I remembered from the film prior to starting this account (since starting this account, posts re:Eclipse have reminded me of things I’m not going to include in this introduction): 

1. Bella is basically playing tic-tac-toe with Edward and Jacob and her feelings for them. She can’t make up her mind. When I watched it the first time, my dad was in the living room half paying attention to it and said she was very selfish. 

2. Edward tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

3. Jacob tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

4. Both fight for her affection and even though she’s engaged to Edward, she won’t let go of Jacob.

5. When the newborn army shows up, Bella cuts her arm with a rock.

6. There’s awkward tension in the tent.

That’s literally all I remember of the movie while sober (aside from what I have relearned from posts about Eclipse on this blog). My drunken thoughts will be below the break:

Okay, so this dude I think his name is Riley is lowkey kinda dumb, no offense. Like he just stood there and screamed “WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?” This is how all horror movies end badly. You don’t talk back. You run or hide or esape.

THE MEADOW IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. IT’S THE PUREST THING WE HAVE IN THIS FANDOM OMG HE’S PLAYING WITH EHR HAIR AND I JUST WANT SOMEOEN TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR. DAMN BELLA, MY FINALS ARE OVER. SUCKS TO SUCK, DOESN’T IT?

I never noticed the CUllen cuff before, but now thanks to this blog it’s all I’m looking @ lmao. 

I FCKING LOVE CHARLIE TOO MUCH AND HE DESERVED BETTER THIS WHOLE TIME. HE IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER AND HE DESERVES THE BEST.

THERE’S A GLOWING RED LIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF I THINK IT’S THE REFLECTION OF A CAR LIGHT BUT I FUCKING SWEAR

NVM ITS GONE

WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD?? YOU MESSED WITH BELLA’S TRUCK SO SHE COULDN’T SEE HER FRIEND? FUCK. I WOULD’VE DUMPED YOU AND LEFT YOU IN THE WOODS BRO.

Edward sitting with Bella’s friends. We can’t help but stan. He’s still a bitch for the truck thing though. 

I love how Alice looks @ Edward and tells him the party will be fun because she knows nothing bad will happen. But then he reads her mind and looks conerned wtf is ognna happen?

Side note: I really like the lighting in this movie. Everyone has a healthly glow. They lokk happy.

The fucking Volturi always gotta ruin everything. Bitch ass hoes. Ol’ crusty asses acting like some outdated monarchy. Why don’t the vamprires start a democratic government?

Charlie really deserved better. Like I know they couldn’t tell him teh truth but they could’ve been slightly less untruthful prbabl.

I WANNA FIND SOMEONE WHERE MY MOM SAYS WE’RE LIKE MAGNETS WITH EACH OTHER. I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK @ ME LIKE I’M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. DAMNIT EDWARD. DAMNIT STEPHENDW. 

Y’ALL ARE TELLING ME THE ENTIRE CULELN CLAM COMBINED COULDN’T TKAE OUT VICTORIA? THIS SHIT IS GETTING UNREALISTIC LMAO.

THE MUSIC THAT STARTS PLAYING WHEN JAKE TURNS AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT SENT ME LMAOOOOO. 

Leah is such a badass and I wnat to be best friends with ehr plase. 

ALSO FCK THIE IMPRINTING STORYLINE. 

SAM AND LEAH WERE HAPPY TOGETHER.

NO BELLA YOU DON’T FUCKING WANNA KNOW WHAT IMPRINTING IS. NONE OF US WANTD WTO KNWO. IT NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN WRITTEN.

Taylor and Kristen are such babies in this movie. They’re so young and precious. WHIH REMINDS ME WHY TF DID SPTHEJNFNWFNA MAKE THIS SEIRESO ABOUT CHIDLREN??!?! I STILL SAY IF THE CHARACTERS HAS BEWNNF MORE MATUEE AND IN LIKE THEIR MID OR LATE TWNETIEMS OR THIRTIS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. FIUCKUNG FIGHT ME.

INITING BELLA TO HEAR THE TRIBE’S HISTORIES? THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION FUCK STEPHEN0AWFJQ. BITCHJ.

SETH IS SO PRECIOUS. AGAIN. THEY’RE ALL SUCH BABIES. THESE POOR CHILDREN.

this hwoel shite is sof ukcing offensie. bitch. listen. why tf did stpehwb fafb have to appropriate cultues like this? BITCH>> you do realize if the legnds are actually like this they’rel ike that because it’s aout defeating yo white as sright? like your’e aware stpehebe ? 

omg bree is so scare d poor baby. literally why did stephenjdbawfbi do this? she just wnated to be ok not hurt anywaon.

exuce me vut CARLISLE IS HOT AS FUCK BITCH

edward is saying some real romantic shit and i sill hate him for the turck thing but like he loves her so much btu he’s stil an asshoel in this smovie

I’M ABOUT TO HATE JACOB I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES I’VE SEEN THE GIFS HOE WE GONNA GIGHT. BITCH SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU DON’T PUSH HER LIKE THIS. DUMBAS S HOE BITCH. YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT FOR HER? I’M GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT YOU BTCH. I WISH SHE WAS ALREAYD A VAMPIRE SO RTHAT PUNCH WOULDA HURT BITCH YOU DESERVED IT.

THESE FUCKWITS ARE FIGHTING OVER HER AND NOT LISTNEING TO HER THEY ARE BOTCH CANCELLED. BELLA NEEDS TO LEAVE BOTH THESE HOES AND GET A NEW MAN WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO LISTNE. BITCHES.

I love Emmett so much. BELLA SHOULD FINA A MAN LIKE HIM. IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES.

ROSALIE IS ABOUT TO POP TF OFF. SHE IS A QUEEN AND I LVOE AND SUPPORT HER. the saddest thing about this is that she thought her life was perfect and then some fucking asshoes ruiend it. she was so happy. wtf im gonna cry. fuck. i hate sptehej n so much. these gross ass hoes i’m gonna cik all theyre assses. this is so gross i’m so angry literaluy setthing beithc. BUT THEN SHE GETS HER REVENGE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THOSE BASTARS. but she;s so sad it breaks my heart. she wants to be human so bad. this scene is so sad and it’s theonly good scene in twilight and nikki reed deserves an ocsa like if you agree.

jane and alec more childrne who should’ve been able to be children fck the volturie

why the hel is jessica the fucking valedinact ion? it should’ve been bella they made her seem so damn smart but now she’s not theo ne? i don’ beliee it. but anna kendrick is a gift and now i wanna watch ptiche perfect. CHARLIE is so pure he deserved better and i’m gona kep saying it.

i love those fucking rose colored lamps hanging at the cullens house int he window at hte party scene can anyone link them to me i need? 

why the hell is the wolfpack athe cullesn hosue? this doesnt make sense and it doesn’t seem real am i too drunk and imabginf this?

jno wait it’s real. jake’s appolgoizng.

how fucking conventinet the woflpakc is there hwen alice realizes there abotu to be attacked. this aint realistc. bitc.

why are these kids being forces to act like audls? “I wans;t asking for permission” hoe you’re like 16 go home and go tib ed and odnt go to war.

these woflies gonan kick yo ass edward get tf out

i’m laughign nrow but nothigng funy is happening lmaoooo

fck carlisle is really hot as fuck his jawline kills me

i hate jasper’s hair here i’m sorry i know we all lovehim bt heis hair is a dam nmess

belal is so fuckign negative all the time no one is gonan get killed exceptsvictoris

THE COWBOOIIIII WHY DOES HE LOOKS LIKE OWNE WILSON IN THIS DAMN LIGHTIN? ALICE AND JASPER LOVE EACH TOHER SO MUCH MY APLOGIZKE MAAM FCK IT UP.

why thfe fuck is hake comparing his situaton with leah and sam and emily? We are nto the same hoe wae are not the same. bella is choosing edward sit yo ass down. but i still thin kyall are both problemastic as fuck in thos movie and hse deserves better.

CHARLIES DESEVRS  BTETER THEY KEEP LYIGN EVEN WHEN THEY DUCKGN DONT NEED TO

reblog if you thought edward and bella wre gona fuc, when she went over to his house in eclipse when yo ufirst read the book or saw the movue

he really oes love her a lot though fkcn i’m so alone 

 he looks si sad wgen he mentind ices tea on the porch poor edward

EVERY DANM MOMENR OF FOREVER BITCG I WANT  LOVE LIK THST 

LITERALLY THIS IS THE SUTPEIDEST PLOT EVER. A WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY TOO ATTACK ONE IGRL? BITCH. THIS AINT EVEM A THING. 

im gettign ral tired yall dik if i waill mke it to the end of this movie but i will tru

i hate the enrgey from jae and efard in this tent. ya’ll are both dumb hoes and she could do better than either ofy ou. 

WRHAT THE FUCK FASTER IF YOUR TOOK YORU CLOTHS OFF BITCH WHAT THE FUCK NOW I AM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH YOU IB HOEP BELLA OUBCHES YOU WHEN SHES A VMAPRIE STUPID HOE 16 YEAR OLD SHOULD BE AT HOME IN BED INSTEAD OF IN A TENT TRYING TO FIGH A FCUKCN WAR

edward is such an emo boi in the tent and he thinsk she doesn;t lve him any more. yo ua stipiud hoe edearf but she still loves you anwyab ithc.

wheb edward said i’m not gonna force her into naythign ever agin i realized he was hte better man good for you eddie you fickun manned up you win

MY REASON FOR ESXITNST HOE I JST WNAT TO BE LOVED

now edwards bene a fuckboi again trying to hurt jake b ymaking sure he knew they were getting maried edward what the fuck iw was just starting to be on your side agian and you let me down like this

jacob is beign an emo boi now jake go be a child @ home and stop this nonsense you’re not a man go be a chid and take a nap and eat some grilled cheese youkk feel better

now she told him she wants to kiss him wtf bella don’t kead this bitch on he’s already in pain let hom gp home and eat a grilled cheese

mow bella’ supsetti spaghetti because edwards know she kissed jake

this shit is so unenecasialr dramtic wht the fuck yall  like a whole army ofver one girl and then its like all everyboyd trying kill everybody this is bulshittheyre all children who should eb at home eating grileld chesses not at war

victoria is a real bitch lying to this boy telling hin she lvoes him hoe bitch

og shit efward ifs pissed now he’s tauntign ab ithc

i acutaly kinda fel bad for riley he wnet through so mcuh and was manipulated i wish the cullens could have adopted him and bree

oshit is the volutire 

SAM DONT FUCKUGN TALK TO LEAH LIKE THAT EVER AGIAN YOU HOE

CARLISE AND I REPEAT AGAIB IS HOT AS FUCK FUCK CARLISRL

I LITERALLY AHTE THE VOLTURIE FOR KILLIGN VREE THEY WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN

JASPER KNOWS WHATS GOOD HE DOESN’T TURST THESE HOES

I’M SO PISEED THAT THE CULLENS NEVER FUCKING IFHT THE VOLTURIE LIKE CARLISLES IS SMART AS FUCK AND EHS TILL WONT START A DEMOCRAY LIKE YALL KNOW ROSLAIE WOULDVE FOGUHT FOR THAT SHIT TOO

 I LVOE YOUDADY CARLISLE

THIS 16 YEAR OLD LYING UP HERE BECAUSE OF TE DUMBASS WAR I TOLD YALL TO GO GOEN AND EA A GRILELD CHEDWE

poor jakie he knows hed better good for her but she reallys loves eward jake deserved better than what he got reblog is youf agree he jst said he’s even love her after she’s a vamprie bruh go eat a grilled chease and love yourself

WERE BACK IN THE FUCKING MEADOW ITS LIT AND ITS LOVELY I WANNA FALL IN LOVE IN A MEADOW WITH A HANDAOME MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO LOVES ME UNCODNITONATLY

KIRSTNE STEQARD IS THE WBEST AND SHE DESERVED AN OSCAR FOR THIS MOVIE HER AND NIKKI REED AND NODBOYD ELSE

fianlly this bitch is gonna beh onest with chalrie took you long enough

that was an anticlamtnc ending but i love love

[chemicalcarousel]

"Suffering builds character" well for me it built multiple characters who are all carrying a part of that suffering we went through, so idk man you got it kinda right ig?

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Games Are For The Weak

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GikmQE

by JadeLoverXD

After being frozen and thawed out, putting the factions of the Commonwealth in a peaceful state of sorts, and losing her best friend and brother, Nora...

    Does whatever the girl pleases, even takes her favorite companions out to either help settlements, violently rips apart her enemies and drink their blood (n-no not really cx), making it rain Super Mutant guts, or constantly tries and fail to avoid the Blue-Eyed-Miscreant named Arthur.

Follow as she's flirting, OR BEING SEDUCED BY X6 OR MAXON, brutally ripping apart people that somehow arouses X6, wiggling the dead fingers of a mutie at Danse, making Preston loose his marbles like a mother hen and protecting settlements, and being tracked by Maxon every .00002 seconds because he obviously likes Nora. (He and Danse are ass men fight me.)

Words: 2742, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 9 of Random stories of fandoms

Fandoms: Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 4

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M, Multi

Characters: Paladin Danse (Fallout), X6-88, Arthur Maxson, Preston Garvey, OC/Fallout, Other Fallout 4 Characters

Relationships: Paladin Danse/Female Sole Survivor, Female Sole Survivor/X6-88, Arthur Maxson/Female Sole Survivor, Preston Garvey/Female Sole Survivor

Additional Tags: Possible Fivesome M/M/F/M/M, Did you know X6 has 7 in Charisma?, Putting that shit to good use, Soulmate AU, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Are In Hiding But Are Slowly Growing, Imma need yall to toss a few ideas at me because im not sure i can think of anything else, Explicit Sexual Content, Maxon tries and fails to get what he wants, X6 gets what he wants though, Another version of a sof Preston, Danse... You're stupid but I love you, Yo! Someones got a wing fetish, inappropriate use of magic, Based on Forced marrige fics but not really, Wing-span-dick measuring contests, If i can sfop laughing and tyfpe correctly i can say "Only one ass will be worshipped tonight", Fluff Smut And Everything Buff, Hancock is like a dad but its Nick thats the dad and Hancock is the uncle on weed, Deacon is the red-headed stepchild nobody wants but really needs, Cait is the aunt, Piper is the older sister and Curie is the youngest that needs to be proteccted

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GikmQE

[psychlohexaane]

poorly done jeremy heere (x reader kinda??) headcanons

hi tumblr, here’s my first ever post!! its jeremy heere (x reader kinda?) smut headcanons!!!!!! 

It might be a bit messy or totally OOC but i’ll get better hopefully!!!

warning tho this is realllll NSFW (and some parts are leaned more towards females,,, i’m sorry i tri ed)

(editor’s note; shoutout to my homedawg @matchbookcatchbook for being the inspiration for like 90% of these hcs love u <33)

-alright lemme start off:

-a real big tiddy guy

-fights michael on it

-“ass is better, Jeremy”

-“PEOPLE SHIT FROM THERE SHUT UP MICHAEL”

-defends his boob preference to the end, yo

-the first time you guys did the dirty y’all were probably hanging out

-sitting on his bed playing some good video game

-super smash bros melee on his lil gamecube

-it’s from his childhood and his gamecube’s one of his most prized possessions don’t @ me

-until you catch him fumbling with his hands, blushy, nervous, jittery

-he’s holding a pillow in front of his chest but, in front of his junk too

-gripping it so tight his knuckles are white

-“jere, you okay?”

-“uh- me? i-uh-shit yeah! I’m good!”

-he isn’t good

-you keep prying for him to fess up until

-“i-i haven’t jerked off this morning, okay? g-guys get random wood sometimes, don’t make fun of me for it…”

-you assure him its fine

-he’s relieved because phew FINALLY someone who will understand and not make fun of him for it

-you offer to help him take care of the little issue in his trunks

-the boy goes BEET red

-“what?! y-you don’t mean…”

-*looks both ways*

-"sex, right?”

-ohhhhhoo you mean sex

-jeremy notices you mean sex and freaks o u t

-but like, in both a nervous and excited way

-gets so excited he tries to kiss you but your teeth end up clonking together

-way 2 go jeremy

-okay so you’ll probably have to take a small lead by straddling him

-gentle neck kisses around his adam’s apple drive him BANANAS

-he’ll pick up on what to do after a bit of watching you do it

-he has shaky sweaty hands as he pulls up your shirt

-fucgkig d i e s when your shirt’s off

-what can i say, he is a tiddy guy (or chest guy if you’re a non binary/male pal!) + his first look with a real chest

-asks to take off bra/shirt and feel around

-boy is in heaven once he’s fondling you

-probably drooled once that first time he fondled you, you’d never let him live that down

-very sweet kisses all around, sof touching and warm/fluffy stuff at first

-sensual time taking off clothes, he asks permission before taking things off at first because his mama taught him to be polite

-let’s also mention the boy has Pokemon boxer shorts of Charizard

-michael has the matching Blastoise pair >:3c

-alright here’s the GOOD STUFF

-he’s a very nervous boy at first,,, i feel the first time would be stumbling and shaky

-“alright, 3 years of porno has to be good for something”

-knows quite a bit from porn, has no confidence to do any of it

-hitching breath x10000

-NEVER goes without condom

-because unprotected sex is BAD >:(

-terrible jokes about putting condoms on penises

-“wrap it before you tap it //awkward laugh”

-“jeremy I swear to god"

-the first time he’s being touched, he’s basically whining for more

-but he gives signals through bucking/squirming/squeaks

-he’s very patient tho!!! good boy

-he has to be praised the first time to know he’s doing well

-“a-are you sure this is enjoyable? i-i can stop if you want—“

-“jeremy, you’re doing great don’t worry!!”

-the boy gets all flustered and smiley and he’s just like “wow! I’m doing it!! and they’re enjoying it too!!!"

-a i love jeremy

-nervous he’s gonna come first and you’re not gonna be satisfied at the end

-he’s holding his climax in so you can finish first because “nice guys finish last, right??"

-what a polite boy!!

-aftercare is a must with jeremy, he loves post-sex cuddles

-like, you two get sum underwear on and just turn on some Marvel movie that was on

-Jeremy loves his superhero movies!!!

-he’ll get all excited for the first like 5 minutes and tell you all about it bc lets be real; he never grew out of his superhero phase no matter how hard he tries to cover it

-then he deadass falls asleep on your head with you on his lap

-he gets exhausted after doing the do

-you forgive him for drooling on your head when he wakes up

-never let him live that down either

[btsfandicktion]

Hello my dudes. I'm honestly just curious, but who are y'all? I don't mean like your address, but some basics facts about yourselves, I guess?? Hobbies? Main ships? Fanfic themes? Languages? (lmao, sorry if this is like way to foreward, I'm just hella bored)

greetings to you too anon~ 

don’t worry its kind of cool to get these kinds of asks but to answer you question, i’m admin han :D i don’t really know how to format(?) this reply so apologies if this is all over the place,,

my real name is tahani so that’s where my admin name comes from and here are some random facts about me:

i’m from the tiny country of singapore, i like dad jokes and witty humor, i’m jin and yoongi biased and i write a lot as my hobby!! i speak english, mandarin and bengali if anyone’s asking. i ship basically all rarepairs but i have a soft spot for taegijinkook and namminseok and my favourite themes are any really unique or interesting au’s. (hopefully that’s enough facts abt me but if not hmu at @writernotaserialkiller cough cough shameless plug) 

Ok so next up i’m Admin LE (which comes from the fact that i’m secretly also EXID trash). some random facts about me:

i’m canadian, i’m currently studying communication and business in university, i watch way too much tv, play the piano, and i’m yoongi biased. My main ship is yoonseok, but i’ll also indulge in taekook, yoonjin, yoonkook, and namjin on occasion. my favourite types of fics are usually interesting or mysterious or supernatural aus, or really fluffy fics (esp. friends to lovers). tbh i’m not really picky, just addicted to fanfiction.

Helloooo, I am admin Natalie :) and my real name is my admin name. Here are some quick facts:

I live in America, and started this blog with the other amazing admins. I am Taehyung biased all the way (but love them all). I speak English mainly, but I also speak French and a lil bit of Dutch at home. My main ship is Taekook, but I drabble in yoonmin, yoonseok, namjin, vmin, vhope, jikook (honestly, anything that’s really cute). I ice skate (Mirai Nagasu, Adam Rippon, Yuzuru, Yulia, & Evgenia are my favs) and play flute. I really enjoy beautiful fics?? or ones that are detailed and describe situations/characters really beautifully (sorry if that makes no sense, I’ll read anything tbh). 

Hiiiii, I’m Admin Jo, my real name is Johanna. Random facts:

I’m 16 and I live in a small town in Denmark. I’m Bilingual and speak German, Danish and English. My main ships are; Jikook, Taegi, Namjin, Yoonmin. I play Piano, Guitar, Bass and the Flute, and my hobbies are reading, partying, hanging out with friends and napping:) My favorite fics are texting fics or AU’s, preferably Tattooartist!au or flowershop!au.

yo, i’m admin sof, my real name is sophia. random facts:

i live in the good ol land of the weed (california). im half puerto rican so i can speak and understand spanish pretty well. my main ships are literally everything yoongi it’s very much a problem, but i am open to reading anything i’m in the mood for. i play softball and i’m also really good at coming up with excuses so i can stay home and sleep. i absolutely cannot read ANY angst (aka i hate being sad). usually i read a whole bunch of smut or really domestic stuff. i’m such a sucker for fantasy au’s and texting au’s.

Admin Tina is having technical issues at the moment, so she’ll be a mystery for a lil bit :)

[trueheda]

trigedasleng to kanedasleng to english

examples in grammatical structure ---

ai ste yuj - je se fort - i am strong

emo ste gon choda op - ils se bate op - they are fighting each other

em ste tofon - il se duur - it is difficult 

ai laik ticha - j’eun prof - i am a teacher

emo laik kom trigeda - ils eun du trigeda -  they are from the forest

em laik tofon - il eun durr - it is a difficult thing

ai bilaik ticha - je bieun prof - i am a “teacher” * sarcasm

emo nou bilaik gonakru - ils ne bieun bateonakru -  they aren't [ real ] warriors

em bilaik tofon - il bieun duur - it is a “difficult” thing * sarcasm

du bilaik splita - bo bieun gushe - he’s an outcast

ai fis em op - je trai ils op - I heal him

ai don fis em op - je le trai il op - I healed him

ai na fis em op - je velu trai il op - I will heal him

ai don fis em op na sis oso au - je le trai il op velu mua au - I healed him in order to help us

ai ge fis op - je avua trai op  - I get/am healed

ai ste fis em op - je se trai il op - I am healing him

ai don ste fis em op - je Ie se trai il op - I was healing him

ai na ste fis em op - je velu se trai il op - I will be healing him

ai beda fis em op - je duvre trai il op - I should heal him

ai souda fis em op - je bua trai il op - I must heal him

ai beda don fis em op - je duvre le trai il op - I should have healed him

din yu don fis em op? - pa vu le trai il op - didn't you heal him?

din yu na fis em op? - pa vu velu trai il op - won't you heal him?

din em ge fis op? - pa il avua trai op - isn't he healed?

ai laik Skayon - je eun skaion - I am a Sky-Person

oso laik raunon - mua eun kompa - we are [all] people

osir laik gona, ba yu laik fisa - nou eun bateon, mai vu eun traiti - we are warriors, but you are a healer

yumi na chich oso heda op - nu velu dir mua heda op - you and I will talk to our commander

yu laik fisa - vu eun traiti - you are a healer

yo na gon raun - vutuus velu bate raun - you-all will fight

em ste yuj - il se duur - he is strong

du ste kwelen - bo se feble - he is weak

emo don hon sobwe-de op - ils le rega geleri op - they found the tunnel

du ste torch ai op - bo se suplise je op - they are torturing me

dison laik ain - set eun mian - this is mine/these are mine

dison laik oson - set eun nu - this/these is/are ours

dison laik yun - set eun vus - this is yours/these are yours

dison laik yon - set eun vutuus - this is y'all's/these are y’alls

dison laik emon - set eun ils - this is/these are his/hers/its/theirs

notable phrases ---

yu gonplei ste odon - vu batstoi se siure - Your fight is over

Oso gonplei nou ste odon - mua batstoi ne se siure - Our fight isn't over

Mebi oso na hit choda op nodotain - peuton mua velu reni op pite - May we meet again

Ai laik Okteivia kom Skaikru en ai gaf gouthru klir - je eun oktevia du skaikru eh je shershi kondui sof  - I'm Octavia from the Sky People, and I seek safe passage

Ste yuj  - eun duur - Stay strong

ge smak daun, gyon op nodotaim - avua ronversi, avua op suluvi - Get knocked down, get back up

Oso throu daun ogeda - mua ba gar obsombe-  We fight together.

Hodnes laik kwelnes - adore eun feblesa -  Love is weakness:

Ai hod yu in. Leidon. - je v’adore. Urevoi - i love you. goodbye

[chemicalcarousel]

Us: "Oh yeah we've finally found out we are FOUR alters in this system! :) phew, took some time, but finally we know for sure :D"

*a few months later*

*another month later*

*more time passing*