#you all are boring af

[whateveryeah]

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[aliveaudiencegang]

i think a funnier alternative to twelve losing his memories of clara whilst clara travels time and space between her last heartbeats would be if she was like. yeah i'll go and die for the sake of the timeline in a bit but first i just got to make sure my insanely grumpy but kind and devoted best friend is doing ok. so she just pops into his life here and then until she's satisfied she can move on. like we all know she pretends to be a waitress in a diner and listens to his sad music playing as he wallows about losing something he can't remember. but also i also like to think that whilst he's grounded himself to the university, she attends some of his lectures as he rambles about things that human beings probably shouldn't know yet. she probably passes him along the street as he's arguing with nardole about how to make tea. and yes i do think she's finally ready to let him go when he properly takes bill on her first tardis adventure. basically hell bent/heaven sent showed just how insane the doctor would be without clara, in a way that erasing his memories of her was probably the best thing for both of them. BUT!!! we all know they're as insane as each other. so clara would definitely purposefully cling to him a little longer, even from just the sidelines.

[satorugojoswiife]

ok but look at our cute wedding

[dootznbootz]

I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...

Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.

I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.

I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.

Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D

I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬

Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D

[winethorn]

and why??

love yall!! (ama pls :sobs:)

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[anisohtropy]

the kavetham brainrot is real, I have multiple foreign language tests this week and I’m starting two new courses but instead I’ve been researching architectural styles of the middle east, north africa, and southeast asia to be able to write this akademiya era fic because Kaveh is a genius and a passionate prodigy and I refuse to not write him as such.

after multiple hours of research and a lot of reading, I am now extremely angry and disappointed about how genshin dropped the ball with indo-islamic architecture in the rainforest, it could’ve been so colorful and beautiful and connected to real architecture. but it’s so orientalist in game. ironically the desert is better in terms of architectural adhesion to real cultures. pls ask me about it im going crazy

[dromaeo-sauridae]

ive been sitting on this for a while and its not going to get any more finished than it is. here are some more developed horses with vague nomadic style tack, no specific clan (as if ive talked about the nomads at all anyway)

[p4nishers]

i need content of codywan that just started working together like the first few months where their dynamic is cody barely resisting the urge to strangle his general and obi wan being like. already fucking head over heels for him.

like cody was expecting someone highly impressive based on his records so he obviously is excited to work with him cause his batchmates already met him on kamino and genosis and they all liked him which was, looking back, probably a prank on codys sanity and his bastard gremlin vode were absulately dying laughing at him. anyway so he obviously has high expectations and then this slutty "hello there" mf turns up with no self-preservation whatsoever, a feral demon child of a padawan, half the republic tailing him for every bullshit imaginable and beef with EVERY SINGLE SITH EVER???? WHICH HE SOLVES BY ???? FUCKING FLIRTING WITH THEM????? so you can imagine codys not having a great time.

meanwhile, obi wan daydreams about cody constantly. draws up their wedding invitations before even meeting him. praises him every opportunity he gets. kicks his feet and giggles about codys sarcastic comments ABOUT HIM while being in a room with CODY. stops talking in the middle of his sentence when he spots cody across the room and waves at him with the biggest smile possible. sets up regular sparring practices with the vode just so he MIGHT have an opportunity to be close to cody. labels the time when cody accidentally fell on him because of an explosion and touched his lips for 0.00001 milliseconds as their first kiss and gossips about it to quinlan. calls bant regularly to update her on everything cody does ever. buys every kind of tea and caf he can afford as an excuse to talk to cody and go into his courters. flirts with cody 24/7 and blushes tomato red when cody smirks at him and thinks about it so much he constantly walks into walls and tables and chairs and shinies and. breaks a table after cody stubs his toe into it. passes the fuck out when cody carries him this one (1) time, not bc of blood loss or anything simply too much attraction. constantly searches the force for codys signature even when they're not in the same system. calls him disgustingly sappy petnames in every other sentence. corners all of codys batchmates and asks thousands of questions about cody bc he cannot get them out of the man for the life of him and yes, wolffe, he absulately will die without knowing codys favorite color what kind of question is that. cody smiles once a month and obi wan thanks him everytime. cody hands him back his lightsaber for the first time and he proposes, loudly, cody ignores him completely and walks away. convinces anakin and ahsoka to drop "subtle" hints that he would be a good husband.

and everyone around them is having the time of their life watching codys right eye twitch whenever he's in a room with kenobi long enough while the man himself doesn't take his eyes off the commander during the entire 4 hour meeting and blushes everytime cody looks at him without a fail. cody barely refrains from throwing his datapad at his general when he suggests some self-sacrificing bullshit again.

it's truly like:

obi wan, beaming and eyes possibly gleaming with adoration: hello there, cody. how are you today?

cody, grinding his teeth together: fine, sir. wanted to talk to you about this report cause it's seems to be mistaken. surely, you're not thinking of blowing yourself up just so that TWO man, who are not even in any immediate danger whatsoever, can escape. right?

obi wan, brightening even further bc he loves their daily "banter": oh but of course, my dear, they're valuable men and anyway, i promised anakin he'd get to use the explosives this time.

cody, right eye starting to twitch horribly: right, of course, stupid of me to ask. one more thing, general, you wouldn't decommission me for anything i do, would you, sir ?

obi wan: what– darling, of course not. why would you–

cody: alright then [punches obi wan then walks away]

obi wan:

obi wan: i'm so in love with that man.

it's said that to this day obi wan still giggles in the most inappropriate times about that punch because cody was SO HANDSOME YOU DONT GET IT MACE THE LIGHT HIT HIM JUST RIGHT AND–

anyway codys hatred lasts till obi wan saves rex by putting himself in danger and when they get back, both bruised and bloody but amazingly alive and obi wan smiles at him like he always does with rex draped across his scarred shoulder, something in cody just settles and thinks. oh. oh. so this is what bly was talking about.

[alchemicalwerewolf]

first impression of you: kinda cringy no offence tbh

now: you’re like a big sibling (you’re also top in my notifs) and you’re pretty cool and supportive so uh yeah

I am cringe but I am free *music grows louder before something crashes* omg Mike are you ok!? Mike’s fine ignore that hahaha… (idk just ignore me lol)

I only know of one person on this site I’m older than but tbf a lot of people think I’m older than I am so meh. But yeah I’m really glad I can be here for you and be a source of comfort!

[latenightsundayblues]

Holding conversations with people you strongly dislike has got to be one of the shittiest universal experiences for the human race

[theboyskisser]

If they don't give Soldier Boy a boyfriend next season I'm gonna fucking end it all not just for me but all of y'all too so help me Jesus son of God I will descend upon the lands like a plague and intact my homosexual agenda--

[itstimeforstarwars]

My formative years were spent as a lotr fic writer which means that every day I refrain from adding people bursting into song or putting on a play out of boredom in my fics.

[depoteka]

what if i will just never romantically vibe with any man i meet in my entire life. what then

[16th-of-a-twigg]

personal take: I think the tardis interior is bland and boring and she no longer is a character/set with character but instead just an ikea catalogue with her sterile lights and clean surfaces...

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

I love how most most shows start by establishing the personalities and character flaws of the main cast and then as the show goes on, we focus on their character arcs to eliminate or minimise those negative traits

And then nbc's Hannibal was like, "Oh, you see how normal *most* of these characters are?? Wanna see how fast we can change that???" :)

[winethorn]

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red, blue & a movable nu!

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