#you are my mom (you're my mom! boogie woogie woogie)

[haveihitanerve]

Headcanon that Bruce’s kids have all pulled the ‘you're not my father card’ at some point or the other and by the time steph rolled around he didn't even take it seriously

Of course, the first time dick said it, bruce cried himself to sleep. But by the eighteenth time, he was numb to it. “Dickie just eat your peas.” 

The first time jason did it Bruce pulled him aside and said “i know Im not, but that doesn't mean i don't care for you jason.” by the twenty fifth time he just held up the adoption papers

The first time Tim said it Bruce laughed. “Tim, you literally forced me to adopt you. Yes I am your father.” Tim didn't bother to say it from then on, maybe muttering ‘you're not my dad!’ under his breath at the computer, just for bruce to whisper ominously ‘yes i am.’ 

When Steph said it, full of anger and hate and sadness and fear, bruce just followed her and said “you're right. Im not your father. And i will never be your father. But, if you'll let me, id like to be better.” After that any time steph said ‘ur not my father’ bruce would just respond with ‘never will be’

Cass said “your are my father” and left no room for argument

Babs said “ur not my dad or my father or even close to being any of it, but you are my mom.” bruce just had to accept that

When damian said it bruce just stood there for a solid fifteen minutes rebooting. Dick and jason fell out of their chairs laughing. 

Duke specifically went “ur my dad! My dad! Boogie woogie woogie!’ and bruce was just like ‘bet aight.”

[legendofmorons]

Memes/ culture moments the chain would like

Four

The owl house

Don't be suspicious no Don't be suspicious

Dr. Doofenshimrtz

Hyrule

Merry crisis, merry chrysler

Me checking the news by seeing what's trending on tumblr

Homer Simpson backing into the bush

Legend

Denial is a river in Egypt your husband is gay

Goncharov

What up I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never learned how to fucking read

Sky

And they were roommates

I almost dropped my croissant!

You get a car you get a car you get a car

Alex Hirsch voicing like half of gravity falls

Time

Road work ahead vine

When life gives you lemons vine (specifically the facss)

Twilight

Tom Holland's performance of umbrella

Tell your baby that I'm your baby

I hate country. But*

Warriors

We're going thotin plotin and trotin

Brittany spears and her snake performance

2010 Kesha (specifically bla bla bla)

It's so hard to be a single mom. Especially when you have no kids and are a male teenager

Wild

Bad luck brian

Fuck you flowers

Ah yes, me, my wife, and *insert comically large object*

The victoria secret song

Wind

Are you mesothelioma? Answer me!

You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie

Is that weed I'm calling the police! / is that a police I'm calling the weed!

Tony the tiger x the grinch

[dazeddoodles]

Blight kids mug ideas:

Amity: i love you dad.

Ed: You're my dad! boogie woogie woogie🎵

Emira: welp... at least you are not mom *in very small letters* kidding. Love you.

Alador got 4 mugs

One he drinks out of, one he uses to hold his pens, One he uses to hold his screws and bolts, and one for Ratador to drink out of

[hopeful-hugz]

Ⓐ {for whoever it would be most fun for!}

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours || Accepting

Kariya:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || casual || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || dad friend || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would get myself erased for him || I'd kill for him || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || who's this bozo why do they keep talking to me? || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them more than anyone else || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them || You are my daaaad. You're my DAD! Boogie-woogie woogie

Uzuki:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || assertive || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend || Mom™

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I have to trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them || This is the chick that Kariya is head over heels for???

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them || Uzuki's family, no if ands or buts about it

[ducky-died-inside]

can i have some 7murders infodump ty

ALRIGHT, IT GOES DEATH - NAME - RACE - DISCRIPTION FOR EACH OF THEM

1.  You are my dad, you're my dad! Boogie, woogie, woogie! - Elijah - Mexican - My little trauma boi. He passes out at the sight of blood and has an abusive father. He's very sarcastic and makes dark jokes a lot. He loves his friends though!

2. Don't lose your head! - Nadia - Indian - Mom friend. Very empathetic and can tell what's wrong with people, but a little bit scatterbrained. Forgets simple things easily. Tries really hard to not forget things and remembers everyone's birthday.

3. I'm in the ghetto ratatata - Larke - American with Swedish heritage - BAMF. She takes self-defense classes because she's always paranoid something is gonna happen, but she's almost always right about it, so we can't really blame her. My most fleshed our character so far because I based her off of myself. Also kinda has a crush on Derek but shhhh don't tell him that. It'll get to his head. :)

4. Their so dull cmon rip em to shreds/ if your leg got cut off, would it hurt? - Derek - Pacific Islander - Friendly jock. That's the best way I can think to describe him. He's my favorite of these little shits who live in my head rent free, even though Larke is based off of me. He used to play basketball and is very flirtatious and charismatic. He loses all his social skills when it comes to Larke though. He has fallen hard, but doesn't know it yet.

5. No more eyes 😱 - Elsie - Korean - She's a bastard /pos. She that one bitch in the group that acts mean but actually loves her friends and would die for them. Calls her friends bitch(affectionate) and everyone else slut (derogatory). James is her twin brother and she loves him.

6. If I took an ax and split your head in half I would have two perfect halves - that's very important - James - Korean - He's that one quiet kid in every class who just sits in the back to make a five star meal when the teacher says no food. Also think Ferb from Phineas and Ferb. He doesn't say much, but it's important when he does speak.

7. Victoria - Brazilian - Bestie is built to be the final girl. She's smart and worries about her friends, but not to quite the extent that Nadia does. She and Larke were best friends before the group formed and they both welcomed Elijah when they met him.

@iisaabelaa

[direwombat]

hmmmm how about, you’re my dad boogie woogie woogie and jake/syb period sex 🙈

you're my dad boogie woogie woogie:

the fic where ari and sully find out that they're father and daughter! the premise here is that ari is accompanying her boss (elena), nate, and sully on some adventure. they're exploring a cave and the baddies who are chasing them end up triggering some sort of cave in that separates ari and sully from nate and elena. the two of them have to navigate their way out of the cave system. along the way they start talking, and actually bonding, which isn't something they'd really done until this point.

anyway, they chatting, and sully asks how ari got into the whole business, and she's like "eh, my mom is an archaeologist. guess i got it from her," and they keep talking, and there's a point where sully's like, "y'know. you remind me a lot of someone i know," and he starts listing off some hauntingly familiar, but generic enough features about ari's mom. and then ari laughs and is like "next you're gonna tell me that this woman [lists some highly specific habits of her mom]"

to which sully responds, rather quizzically, "How did you know that?"

and ari's stomach just drops into a pit. because like. she knew her dad wasn't her biological dad. she figured that out a long time ago. but her mom never spoke of her actual dad much, just saying he was a handsome adventurer and that it would have never worked between them. but then she starts digging into her memory, searching for specifics in the few stories she has heard and...oh man. "Because those are all things my mom does."

and that just hits sully like a goddamn ton of bricks. because ari is exactly the age a child from that relationship would be and..."I'll be goddamned..."

anyway, the reunite with nate and elena and the two are just like "??? what the hell happened?" with ari being like "nate! sully is my dad! :D guess you're my brother now!" and sully being like "elena! your intern is my daughter! :D"

jake/syb period sex:

adfl;kajfda i mean...jake eats syb out while she's on her period. there really isn't much more to it than that 🙈🙈🙈 u kno he's into it, u know he is, like...syb is up in their cabin bc she needed to just chill for a while and ride out the waves of cramps and he radios her like "what are you doing there?" and she tells him to chill, she's on the rag, she'll clear out once she's feeling better, and then like 20 minutes later he's walking through the door like "i need to fuck you right now."

[pawstickers]

my own interpretation of della’s design! i rly like drawing her with curly hair and freckles

[magireco]

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[fatexbound]

@bluescarfvivi​ said: 🧸 (THROWS BLUE GIRL AT BABY YU)

Send 🧸 to find my muse as a child | Accepting

Yu liked his parents to an extent. They could be nice and comfort him, but he hated it when he was left alone without warning. His mother said they had something to take care of and told him not to wander off too far away. He was fine with that. But he was also bored of doing nothing but stare at the people passing by.

Tokyo was a big place. As he was walking, he stopped in front of a toy store and stared at the toys on display. Dolls, animals, all kinds of things.

He wanted that cat! He was always drawn to them for some reason. His dad said that he must have been a cat in his past life while laughing heartily one time. Of course, he believed him. Suddenly, an unfamiliar woman's voice broke him out of his thoughts and he stared at her, half scared half curious.

"Um... Hello. I'm sorry, am I in your way?"

[roamanova]

WIDOW  //  009.

[annabelle--cane]

Im listening to Jessica Phillips version of so big/so small and now im sad on Christmas

I didn’t watch the video until I gut this ask so I am now requiring everyone who sees this to go do the same

[spiritedoperetta-moved]

Only two individuals get this face Mama Mab And Worm Mom Rek’Sai

[rithmeres]

gosh the x-files pilot really is PEAK subtle romance…… cryptid chasing in woodsy oregon with a newly-assigned cute partner……ecstatic laughter in the pouring rain after the car dies and time skips……… mulder gently holding scully after she’s afraid she found marks on her body………. scully lying on the bed listening to mulder tell the story of his sister’s abduction while he sits on the floor and leans against the bed…… arguing over the case in the rain in the graveyard & laughing when they think they solve it …… running to find each other breathless in the forest after the attempted abduction….... take it to the bank boys that’s exactly how want to meet my soulmate

[sleepingfancies]

Dragon Age Inquisition: Vivienne and Blackwall don't get along and never do, no matter how much they go through together or how long the Inquisition game spans. They will never like each other

Me, a slut for found family: Vivienne and Blackwall are my Inquisitor's mom and dad who argue a lot but at the end of the day mutually agree to set aside their differences for their adopted idiot

[tasertricks]

i know comic frigga is like a bad parent. good parents dont trap their kids in self fulfilling evil prophecies. but when i see mcu frigga i think Mama

[cxnversation-blog1]

@sapphiriic

There’s several long moments where all Garnet can do is just stare. The internal back-and-forth to ensure that they were both there was clear from the dead silence the fusion gave. She was here. Yet Sapphire was standing right in front of her. 

“...Sapphire? Is that really you?”

A silly question, though considering her own lack of sight into the future, she couldn’t tell the answer.