#you are not a clown you are the entire circus

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Rip Cheato

Debut: Paper Mario

Hello! I am glad you made it. You are just in time, because some guy is here. He's here looking for You! He wants to sell you a Dried Mushroom for 64 coins. Will you buy it? It's not a good deal, but consider this: he has a sort of lamp antenna growing from his scalp. I think that is pretty cool, personally.

He probably makes good use of his lamptenna, since he lives in the sewer. I bet a Sewer Man would know his fungus! Maybe his Dried Mushrooms are impeccable. Maybe he even dries them with his lamp. Don't be judgemental, now. Don't judge someone because his name is derived from "ripoff" and "cheat". Are you the kind of person who would immediately assume someone smells bad, just because their name is Poop Fartley? You better not be. Rip Cheato's name is a little deceiving because while he does sell junk for 64 coins, if you buy what he offers, he'll also sell Star Pieces for 64 coins, and Hoo-Wee! That's a Hot Commodity! I trust him. I think he's just being cheeky for fun.

Name: Chet Rippo

Debut: Paper Mario

Now this guy is whuzzah! What's the deal with this guy! Rip Cheato is weird, true, being strangely human in a game where those are quite limited, but he has a theme going on. He looks like a Sewer Man. Now here we have Chet Rippo, who is some sort of alien platypus clown umbrella? I don't know what he is, but I think it is absolutely splendid. To quote an ancient philosopher:

"Sometimes in life, there is a weird guy." -Opabinia

If I didn't know any better, I might think Chet Rippo would appear from a UFO or circus tent or perhaps a dimensional portal. He doesn't! He just hangs out in Toad Town. He's a weird guy, but a weird guy is still a guy, you know? Except this is no normal guy because he can alter Mario's abilities! For 39 coins he will raise Marios HP, FP, or BP by two points, but- and this is important- he says "heh heh". That means he's shady! For each stat he increases, he will decrease the others each by one!

This makes Chet Rippo far stranger of a guy. Someone in real life could sell you overpriced garbage. But someone in real life altering your stats for a low price? Scary to think about! Imagine someone granting you the ability to remember twice as many bug facts as you currently can, but also making the vision in your left eye worse and making you 25% more sensitive to cold. Frightening magic! But at least the guy doing it is a funny creature.

Chet Rippo appears in The Thousand Year Door as well, but like, does he really? This is a whole different design, and it's not nearly as fun... Eyes In A Void Wizards are fun by default, and so is wearing a barrel on one's head, but this game has a bunch of Eyes In A Void Wizards, and this guy used to be one of the weirdest creatures in the entire game! To hell with this guy. Let's look at his better version again.

Look at him go! Like a flapjack octopus! His arms are even like the fluttering fins! Could he truly just be a big octopus wearing a weird hat? We may never know...

[inversionimpulse]

You are not a clown, you are the entire Touhou 紺珠伝　～ Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom

Stage 5 Sea of Tranquility

Pierrot of the Star-Spangled Banner

Clownish Moon

[sir-buddy]

Day 8

Yes I repurposed the poses from yesterday's post but it's because I was originally going to post these with yesterday's, but I needed more time to work on more art to post later and wanted to keep this series as consecutive as possible.

Anyway enjoy more Sonic Wachowski: Ace Attorney.

[what-yadoking-likes]

Dallas: Alexa, play Reflection from the Mulan OST.

[deadbeatdadjokes]

ok I know I got my fill a few days ago but like imagine getting your ass obliterated by random strangers who have very little context or insight into the history of your kingdom and then your own son comes to dunk on you w the entire castle staff who throw you in prison.

Imagine sitting there in whatever cell you’d forcibly condemned the coffee intern or w/e to rot in forever but before you have time to reflect on your choices the world starts to fall apart, allowing you to indirectly do victory laps bc in a way that no one will ever be able to witness, you were right, the end is here.

Imagine laying back and accepting the destruction of the world with a sense of satisfaction, knowing wherever your soul ends up it will rise from its physical chains with a sense of superiority that the whole thing could have been avoided if they’d just let you throw your son off the roof.

Then imagine immediately re-appearing inside of another prison cell lmao

[oldestking]

@ardenssolis​ replied ; ozy vc: SERIOUSLY. Those old people -stares at-

     ❝ Why are YOU, out of everyone, judging them? this is about YOU, fool !! ❞

[boreolympus]

Persephone is making a fool of herself in the recent episode. Girl, we know that you’re a clown, you don’t need to show up with a bunch of animals like you’re a travelling circus 🎪

[routlandish]

[guzhufuren]

if you are a gifmaker and will enjoy first two episodes of Meet You At The Blossom tomorrow please don't hesitate to gif...... if i have to gif any more than 3 scenes through a fucking tv i will go mad please don't let me go mad

[itstheclaud]

Your Honor;

he could not be more gay coded if he tried.

[artxofartemis]

please tell me i'm not the only one has for headcanon that everytime kevin has a "egoistic" reaction about riko's probably reactions (for example his reaction on neil tattoo burned) he's not thinking about riko anger in general, but he's thinking about riko's fury because he know that riko will vent on jean, so in these moment he's afraid for jean

[seaquestions]

i can imagine Anything ☝️ <- me having thoughts abt a darkest dungeon relationship dynamic nobody else ever thought about (ok thats a lie. Two people have thought about it.)

[hussyknee]

TW: 200th rant about the stupid "HP fans are all complicit in antisemitism and transphobia" discourse, brought to you by my OCD-induced suicidality.

I've by now become so wary of trans people and enbies on social media, especially Jewish ones. I'm like "this person is GOING to be on their Harry Potter bullshit and trigger the hell out of my OCD" and my hackles go up automatically. Then my OCD goes "haha you hate them because they're Jewish and/or trans, you're an antisemitic transphobe so they're clearly right about people who defend HP! SUFFER bitch!" Cue hell loop until my brain is flayed over anything nobody actually even said or did.

I don't even LIKE HP that much anymore, why is wanting to stop having PTSD episodes about stupid shit the thing that also dropkicks me down seven circles of hell??? It's made all the so-called "leftist" enclaves of the internet a minefield. Why are people with OCD everyone's favourite collateral when it comes to stuff shitty rich assholes do? Is it so fucking hard to stop making up thought crimes to attack people over??

It's an extra layer of horrible when the same people have no problems applying "no ethical consumption under capitalism" to stuff like Coca Cola and Nestlé products. Y'all can't possibly live without child slavery chocolate or making brown people drink Nestlé's toxic filth or anything that's subjecting Indigenous communities and people in entire Global South continents to long, lingering, horrible deaths, but this one franchise whose author royalties are funding the UK transphobic lobby is the one line that matters. Fuck all the trans people in those places I guess. Every single Global North consumer moral policing is western leftists's dehumanization of our people writ large. Fuck all of you.

[00lucas-sacul00]

Posting something everyday to advertise my story: Day 1

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Link to works in pinned post.

[sleep-nurse]

I just woke up and read this.

So anyways,

*BLASTS YOU WITH A HUG BEAM*

GIRL, ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO TREAT YOU BAD ARE SHIT, THE NEW CLASS YOUR IS HORRIBLE AND SO ARE THE TEACHERS I AGREE WITH YOU AND I CANT DO MUCH BECAUSE IN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLOBE FROM ITALY BUT STILL GIVING YOU LOTS OS LOVE AND HUGS AND PATS ON THE HEAD.

Anyways, hope you have an amazing day! Have some vflower.

Hope this cheers you up.

OGH......... . VFLO WER,,, . F LO

[hampterguts]

THIS SHOULD NOT BE AS HILARIOUS AS IT IS TO ME