Someone at my local animal control is clearly a Critical Role/Vox Machina fan because already there were two dogs posted for adoption named Grog and Pike, and now today they posted another dog whose name is Whitestone.
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omfg i thought ijbol was some korean slang 💀💀💀
HELP MEEEE
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Guniw Tools Q-it! Question & Profile (Eng. translation)
This is a Q&A style interview with Guniw Tools from 1997, when the band consisted of Full, Jake, & Asaki. There's 37 questions in total. Part 2 is under the cut!!
Part 1
Before you read: everything in (parentheses) is there because they wrote it, any footnotes are *asterisked & italicized
19. Specialty recipe?
Full: Sweets
Jake: Omurice.
Asaki: Filtering water
20. What do you want from your fans?
Full: I don’t want anything from them, be quiet.
Jake: Leave me be won't you
*unsure if referring to question asker or the fans o.o
Asaki: –––––
21. What do you want from the staff? (Office & recording companies)
Full: Let me go back to Sapporo more often
Jake: Treat me gently..
Asaki: C’mon baby!*
*For some reason Asaki started answering in English LOL, I’ll format every English answer as such
22. What do you want from a photographer?
Full: Let’s do without automatic shutter! (I mean continuous/consecutive shutter) Make every picture count!
Jake: Take beautiful pictures ok?
Asaki: That’s right!
23. What do you want from writers?
Full: Go listen to at least one song (especially the popular ones). Don’t ask me where the band’s name came from anymore. Don’t write “This is off the record”..
Jake: Please don’t hurt me..
Asaki: Yeah cool!
24. What do you want from your editors?
Full: What do you mean? I’m doing it.
Jake: Look at things in the long term
Asaki: Fuckin’ good!
25. Do you support any baseball teams?
Full: Hokkai high school baseball division (don’t let the heat get to you!)
Jake: Apache*
*baseball manga & anime
Asaki: Hokkai bears (is that a thing?)
26. Your different hairstyles, & reasons why?
Full: Spraying & mussing it around, but I always wear a hat anyway.
Jake: When I get tired of it, I cut it myself.
Asaki: It’s because your Hitomi is too beautiful*… but really, it’s just however I feel.
*He is using a cutesy & feminine way of speaking, using a version of “your” that is most commonly used by young girls speaking of young men, jokingly referring to himself as ‘your beautiful girl’
27. Have you ever cried at a show? If so, when & why?
Full: Never
Jake: When I got something in my eye
Asaki: It’s because your love reaches & captivates my heart*… really, that’s the truth ok~?
*still speaking like a girl lololl, this way of saying heart is feminine & emotional, it’s hard to explain but it's got the unspoken vibe of saying ‘my heart (which resides under my ample bosom)’ LOL
28. You randomly receive an extra 100 million yen, how do you use it?
Full: Build a computer & small steel factory
note: what a visionary
Jake: Wipe my tears. Waver & fall. Wash my feet from the path of evil. Buy a box lunch from a convenience store. Exchange small change & suffer from poverty.
Asaki: Become a gizen* person! Naturally, I’ll become a gizen man!! I’ll be happy to help you out!
*gizen is when you do good things simply for the sake of looking good, it’s not necessarily a bad thing, but synonymous with hypocritical, a wolf in a sheep's clothing
29. What is your ideal type? e.g. an idol
Full: Sayuri Ishikawa & Ayumi Ishida at the time of their debut, people with fine arms (& waist)
Jake: Asuka from Neon Genesis Evangelion
note: ...
Asaki: Speaking of idols, Billy Idol - mobile suit type*
*may be referring to the video for ‘Shock to the System’ Billy Idol is a cyborg
30. Habits?
Full: If I see even the slightest sign that someone thinks of me, “What an obnoxious person!” I’ll respond & treat you as if you’ve done something wrong.
Jake: Squashes bugs
note: D:
Asaki: Hello, I’m Hiroshi Kuse. ~from the news station~*
*lolidk I think it’s another pun that only works in Japanese..
31. Something you definitely never want to do?
Full: Surf…
Jake: Doing something I don’t want to do
Asaki: Topé*
*Wrestling move where you lunge from the inside the ring headfirst through to ropes to attack someone
32. What is something you want to do for your fans?
Full: It depends on the fan. Or rather, it depends on the person, but I’ll treat them the same as I treat every other human being.
Jake: Hand out box lunches
Asaki: –––––– (Unknown/ambiguous)
33. If you were to act in a movie, what role would you play?
Full: As long as it’s a tricky character*, any character is fine.
*unpredictable, clever, eccentric
Jake: Kaworu Nagisa (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Asaki: A guy who breakdances by a lake while listening to Julio Iglesias
34. How do you deal with groupies that chase?
Full: I deliberately act crazier than the fan, & then I’ll pet them with affection*
*Or could be saying he goes to an even more crazy fan & deliberately gives affection, unsure
Jake: Insist “It’s not me!"
Asaki: Getting off to a Ben Johnson-esque* rocket start
*Olympic runner, held the title ‘worlds fastest man’
35. Typical post-live show meal?
Full: Nothing in particular
Jake: Gyoza & vinegar, eaten together
Asaki: First, beer.
36. Things that you’re happy to get thrown on stage?
Full: Super Sculpey* and maybe a pretty girl..
*Clay, Full makes figures & art with
Jake: Navona*
*Snack cake that comes in different flavors
Asaki: American jokes (the witty kind)
37. In addition to your current stage, what other items or equipment would be useful to have on hand?
Full: TV monitor (to check yourself)
Jake: Jumping shoes
Asaki: A shot bar, 10 powerful older sisters, and also swing jazz… it’s getting kind of ridiculous to write this..
You can see the rest of the photoshoot here & here
Feel free to share/repost as you wish, I'd like for their work to be as accessible as possible!
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I don’t fuck with ideals of who is a better person than who very often anymore I have grown past the desperation of narcissism personally. etc. but like frankly I am SOOOOO much better than people who believe in shit like good vs bad people LOOOOOL. THAT ISNT REAL HOE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???
they're in love with Luke
they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)
the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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