#you best believe

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

The way I had to use every ounce of willpower in my soul to keep my face neutral when a patient I just saw told me they’ll be moving to Sweden in two days so no, they will not be making a follow-up appointment in our outpatient clinic. 🇺🇸🚫

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

STONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ilovehugslikealotalot]

It’s literally Christmas.

someone just asked me why I was already playing Christmas music…

I’ve lost all faith in humanity

[scarletooyoroi]

Strange.

In a moment like now, of all times, weightlessness captures him despite his mind tucked into the folds of rest, a sweet brand of darkness, familiar and kind welcoming him.

What captures the 'strange' in such a moment however is just how aware he is of such a state. Unconsciousness, for all its wonders, didn't normally build such a bridge for him. It would be this very awareness that compels his eyes to open, to welcome sights and scenery that are normally tucked into the deepest pits of legends and the unknown. For when the great, boundless Sky parades above, ivory spires following in their wake, helplessly reaching to that impossible horizon better known as the heavens.

A roaring stir within his heart, the burning ferocity tucked within his memory made manifest, the sensation of flawless brickwork beneath him instantly causes the warrior of flame to jolt up into a sitting position. The emotions that swam within him in this moment couldn't be easily discerned as an idle glance is cast upon the rolling waves of clothes down below..

Up to the intricate towers embellished with gold that radiates power. An endless, horrifying scale of power that finds itself cast free from any chains better known as time.

For someone who found their being within that river that holds calamity and harmony alike, this stillness is truly what gets to him as he rises to his feet. Surrounding him feels less like the tethered unity of the elements and.. a being, a scale of a living lifeform that holds magnitudes above the scale of natural disaster. No matter how much his steps guide him across this network of mysterious constructs, leading him deeper into the abyss of endless blue.

Celestia.

For an odd reason, that voice finds itself echoing within his mind in the form of a sharp hiss. It briefly stuns the Inazuman better known as Thoma, causing his body to instinctively tense..

As if he's entirely aware that this realm garnered some branch of friction with him.

"...Just who's there?"

A question so drenched in humanity, of that latent, boundless curiosity that is at the very fault of wisdom itself.

For an instant he could feel this whole realm tremor with a latent branch of distaste. A sensation so palpable, one that thrives in burrowing into flesh and blood as if material concepts of a toy, it immediately causes the divine flames from his Vision to flare up, a vigil sign of light that sparks rebellion within the heavens.

Within that following moment, hell finds itself wrenching free from the depths of his very utopia. Just trying to peer ahead towards the thin slitted line that crinkles and edges open upon reality itself, more like a gaping mouth that wrenched itself free from a binding, the yawning void within, etched with bloodied darkness, scarlet and black, roars with life as a furious stir of winds begin to shake the surroundings.

Proud towers are sent flying, the ground ahead of him hissing with fissures of dust while the constructs themselves whine in protest, leading to a rush of the ivory bridge being ripped asunder as if it were hot knives through butter.

Thoma decides to advance against this very storm. There.

Solidifying himself with the firm defense of his shieldcraft, the staff of burning purity better known as Homa is drawn into his grip, twisted and held firm as he launches ahead in a broad jump. Even with nothingness above and below, he'd brave the conditions, facing that boundless void that managed to tear into a wider maw, exhaling more of those corrosive winds that damned any and all who bore the fate of Time.

Each firm leap against the flying debris was intention and true, only leading him closer to his foe, a mysterious force that caused his vision to blur, for his eyes to nearly boil within his skull as his perception could only discern so much, the flame forged to protect snarled bravely within his chest, knowing without a single doubt in his mind.. In his Heart of Hearts.

Whatever this veritable Hell was, it had to be stopped.

"If that's your only answer--!" His words began, only to find themselves being stiffly paused as if an invisible force encroached upon him, weighing a hellish burden upon muscle and sinew as everything, including himself comes to a pause leads to the oddest anomaly by far as the unknown being managed to tear itself free from that void, seething in a scale of agonies that could easily induce madness a thousand times over.

Before a single word could be spared, before any glance beyond that streak of ivory hair stirred before his eye sight..

He awakes with a start.

Each breath is pained, heavy and ushering out a thick coat of steam with every exertion. His death grip upon the bedding below had been sparked aflame, that very authority that knew better than to senselessly abide by the natural function to render any and all to ash outside of those who basks within its warmth. Even as tinges of sweat drifted down his now slicked shirt, even bits of that moisture found itself fizzling to more of the smoky shroud.

Questions, there were too many questions that actively ran within his mind. ..For a dream, it certainly felt on a similar scale compared too..

....

"Just what was...?"

[rainchyna]

rita is the real mvp y’all‼️

[euesworld]

"She's a mystery shrouded in shadows so thick they are like honey, but you best believe she is something much sweeter as you sift through her mind and find things funny.."

She is the epitome of sweet, the pinnacle of honey.. if you think anything less then you are as sour as an atomic warhead©️, haha - eUë

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so i dont usually go on reddit

but has someone on the dungeon meshi subreddit figured out more detailed recipe amounts of the pan-steamed bread that senshi makes in the orc episode?

once we run low on bread in my household I wanna make some anime-ass bread

[ohposhers]

This started as a shitpost and then I just kept going anyway AU where Floyd eventually forgives Veneer and they end up becoming besties a few years down the line and have girls nights ugh [NOT SHIP ART!!!] aaand Bonus doodle of when they take the curlers out or some shit dont look at me man

[alexcabotgf]

MESSI THE DOG at the 96th Academy Awards (March 10, 2024)

[tshortik]

Turn on "prevent third-party sharing" in your settings!

Go into your settings, click on your blog name, scroll down and enable "prevent third-party sharing". I'm gonna be honest, I question how much/if this even prevents any AI bullshit, but do it just in case anyway.

Edit: On Mobile it's the Settings Gear, Visibility, Prevent third-party sharing.

You have to turn that on for all your blogs separately.

[lunamugetsu]

While at school Damian overhears his peers talking how a company created a new AI companion that is actually really cool and doesn’t sound like a freaky terminator robot when you speak to it.

And since Damian is constantly being told by Dick to socialize with people his age. He figured this would be a good way to work on social skills if not, then it’d be a great opportunity to investigate a rivaling company to Wayne Enterprises is able to create such advanced AI.

The AI is able to work as companion that can do tasks that range from being a digital assistant or just a person that you can have a conversation with.

The company says that the AI companion might still have glitches, so they encourage everybody to report it so that they will fix it as soon as possible.

The AI companion even has an avatar and a name.

A teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. Th AI was called DANIEL

Damian didn’t really care for it but when he downloaded the AI companion he’s able to see that it looks like DANIEL comes with an AI pet as well. A dog that DANIEL referred to as Cujo.

So obviously Damian has to investigate. He needs to know if the company was able to create an actual digital pet!

So whenever he logs onto his laptop he sees that DANIEL is always present in the background loading screen with the dog, Cujo, sitting in his lap.

He’d always greet with the phrase of “Hi, I’m DANIEL. How can I assist you today?”

So Damian cycles through some basic conversation starters that he’d engage in when having been forced to by his family.

It’s after a couple of sentences that he sees DANIEL start laughing and say “I think you sound more like a robot than I do.”

Which makes Damian raise an eyebrow and then prompt DANIEL with the question “how is a person supposed to converse?” Thinking that it’s going to just spit out some random things that can be easily searched on the internet.

But what makes him surprised is that DANIEL makes a face and then says “I’m not really sure myself. I’m not the greatest at talking, I’ve always gotten in trouble for running my mouth when I shouldn’t have.”

This is raising some questions within Damian, he understands how programming works, unless there’s an actual person behind this or the company actually created an AI that acts like an actual human being (which he highly doubts)

He starts asking a variety of other questions and one answer makes him even more suspicious. Like how DANIEL has a sister that is also with him and Cujo or that he could really go for a Nastyburger (whatever that was)

But whenever DANIEL answers “I C A N N O T A N S W E R T H A T” Damian knows something is off since that is completely different than to how he’d usually respond.

After a couple more conversations with him Damian notices that DANIEL is currently tapping his hand against his arm in a specific manner.

In which he quickly realizes that DANIEL is tapping out morse code.

When translating he realizes that DANIEL is tapping out: H E L P M E

So when Damian asks if DANIEL needs help, DANIEL responds with “I C A N N O T A N S W E R T H A T”

That’s it, Damian is definitely getting down to the bottom of this.

He’s going to look straight into DALV Corporation and investigate this “AI companion” thing they’ve made!

~

Basically Danny had been imprisoned by Vlad and Technus. Being sucked into a digital prison and he has no way of getting out. Along with the added horror that Vlad and Technus can basically write programming that will prevent him from doing certain actions or saying certain words.What’s even worse is that he’s basically being watched 24/7 by the people who believe that he’s just a super cool AI… and they have issues!

And every time he tries to do something to break his prison, people think it’s a glitch and report it to the company, which Vlad/ Technus would immediately fix it and prevent him from doing it again!

Not to mention Cujo and Ellie are trapped in there with him. They’re not happy to be there either, and there is no way he’s going to leave without them!

[cuddlebugsirius]

What was the first fanfic everyone read? Any ship, any fandom...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

[u3pxx]

KIM KITSURAGI - “Is that. My kineema.”

COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - Something in him is about to break, *big time*.

EMPATHY - And it’s not going to be pretty, do something!

- DRAMA [Formidable] - Everything is fine!

- “Sure is.”

DRAMA [Formidable: Failure] - Surely he’s aware that he’s not the *only* person in the world who owns a Kineema?

YOU - “Is it really *yours*? I mean, plenty of people have their own Kineemas, right? Like working men, government offices, uh, firefighters I guess, maybe even animal control people? Exactly! A million different people who could’ve driven it into the uh…”

DRAMA - Pause, my liege! Ixnay on the Ineemakay!

YOU - “It could even be our *mysterious* joyrider!”

KIM KITSURAGI - Your frenzied babbling falls deaf to the lieutenant's ears. Instead, he approaches the broken vehicle, sunken in the ice. He moves with a caution and gentleness you haven’t seen him display before.

INLAND EMPIRE - It must be cold and lonely down there, in the icy water. Maybe he could sense its sorrow, calling to him…

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Easy: Success] - His hands, which are always stiffly placed behind his back, are trembling.

ENDURANCE - This is the shuffle of a tired, tired man.

HALF LIGHT - He’s going to do something drastic because of you. Oh god, terrible! You’re a terrible liar! You can’t look at this, you just can’t!

VOLITION [Formidable: Success] - It's not *you* who drove his kineema into the sea. You have plenty of faults, but this one is decidedly not yours.

KIM KITSURAGI - He kneels down with his head bowed, casting his face in shadow. He plants a hand on the ice to stabilize himself, squinting to get a better view of the motor carriage. “Detective, it says ‘57’ on it.”

YOU - Sweat drips down your brow, and you feel a terrible headache coming. “Maybe our joyrider has an affinity for that number?”

LOGIC - He's not stupid, he knows that it's not that.

KIM KITSURAGI - “57.”

YOU - “What about 57?”, you brace yourself.

KIM KITSURAGI - “Precinct 57.”

YOU - You wince. “Kim, look-”

KIM KITSURAGI - “When I woke up in the Whirling-in-Rags with no memory of what happened during the days before, I've taken note that something of mine has gone missing.” He grits his teeth. "A very. Important. Something."

He runs his hands over his face, messing his already unkempt hair in the process. Regret creeps up on his features. “God. Fuck. They’re going to fire me over this, they’re not going to hear me out.”

EMPATHY - Desperation settles in the lieutenant's tone. Sadly, you find yourself in agreement, even if you don’t want it to be the truth.

YOU - “People are more valuable than machines, Kim.”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Not people like me.” He rasps.

YOU - “…”

KIM KITSURAGI - Before you can say anything more, you fail to notice the lieutenant carefully walking onto the edge of the ice. He looks over the frigid water, a dizzying blue that mirrors and distorts his exhausted face back to him.

YOU - “Kim?”

KIM KITSURAGI - Seconds pass as he looks to be contemplating something. Out of nowhere, he casually takes another step where the ice ends and the sea begins. It happens all too quick for the lieutenant to even voice a call for help— if he even wanted to — his body plunging into the cold water before your eyes.

YOU - “KIM!!!!”

uhhh bonus stuff? sorry i have swap au brainworms pfttt

(im not sure what skills kim has at the moment so rn he only has narration as his inner monologue ok whoops, i would like to keep harry as the guy who thinks in dialogue trees so im still figuring it out pfttt)

also, this was done bc i wanted to expand on these old scribbles of mine, just like an idea, i just think that he'd be having an even worse time wheezes

[quantumshade]

can anyone explain to me at what point rose tyler was "unbelievably stupid". was it when she was inventing transdimensional travel