#you can’t tell me this wouldn’t work
Text
Fix it for The Hobbit : Battle of The Five Armies
Thorin: I am Turing you greedily man away and ignoring you in your time of need
Bilbo: Who are you, Thranduil???
Thorin, going through the five stages of grief, the shock of being compared to Thranduil immediately kicking the goldsickness out of his body: I have changed my mind
#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#thorin x bilbo#thorins company#the battle of the five armies#you can’t tell me this wouldn’t work#Thorins company had one braincell and Bilbo always has it#bagginsheild
743 notes
·
View notes
Text
Holly:hey you said that your magic is different from other demons right?
Bendy:*nods*
Holly:*visibly very excited* how so!?
Bendy:….
Bendy:*starts to tear up* I don’t know
#bendy and boris in the inky mystery#inky mystery#babqftim#the inky mystery#babitim#quest bendy#holly may#bendy has to have a break down coming to him#like imagine the literal princ of hell saying ‘I have no idea what you are’#his magic is so strange and powerful and he has no idea how it works#i think about this a lot#you can’t tell me it wouldn’t drive you crazy to be in his shoes#even if it’s just his magic!#I would be crying from just my magic being different#let alone not know cuss about my own species and culture
45 notes
·
View notes
Text
will never understand the decision to have minthara break up w you if you reject bhaal. It’s so out of character. Anger I understand like it’s in character for her to be angry that tav was so reckless with their life but she knows gods, she knows bhaal there is not a part of her that would want her lover to be controlled by him, let alone take over the brain for him???? It’s nonsense.
#like you cannot tell me bhaal wouldn’t call for mintharas death in 3-5 working days#and you can’t tell me she wouldn’t know that#bg3#minthara#brainrot#baldur's gate 3#minthara baenre#me myself and i#baldurs gate 3#minthara bg3#durge#patch 6#bg3 screenshots
55 notes
·
View notes
Text
the only thing keeping me sane at work while i have to deal with the messes people leave me in fitting rooms, is the headcanon i have where buck makes sure to clean up everything he brings in and puts his unwanted stuff away himself, and might even help clean up pre-existing messes left by others to help the overworked staff.
if i didn’t have that headcanon i probably have gone mental by now. how one person could make such a huge mess in the fitting room is beyond me.
#retail problems#buck headcanoning keeping me sane#buck 100% does this#he probably was a retail worker for a little bit honestly#i wouldn’t survive work if it wasn’t for this thought#you can’t even tell me i’m wrong because this is so buck#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 on abc#911 buddie#buck and eddie#oliver stark#ryan guzman
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
Serirei Week Day 3- Love Language
#this one’s a bit rushed. I got called into work on my day off that’s oki#you can’t tell me these two wouldn’t stop sharing small touches during their day in the office#ofc Serizawa doesn’t condone Reigens smoking he just doesn’t want to hear his bitching about not having a light that doesn’t work#serirei#serireiweek2023#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#my art#artists on tumblr#mp100#mob psycho 100
102 notes
·
View notes
Text
So now that we know the marriage market/schemes of the ton are not Benedict‘s cup of tea & he spends the better part of s3 running away from debutantes who want to marry him… I need Sophie (or whoever is going to be his love interest in his season) to be the incarnation of the word no. I need this lovely lady to be absolutely uninterested in this jokester puppy of a Bridgerton so that he HE has to run after HER. And she’s just like no thanks & completely uninterested & pragmatic/down-to-earth all the time until he like…cries & begs her to marry her I guess?
#bonus if she has like a clear life goal that she is working towards achieving all the time bc honestly I need someone who has their shit#together for Benedict bc I feel like this loser is just floating through society without any plans whatsoever and it’s getting annoying#we don’t even see him draw as a background scene and not even a throwaway line said abt one of his sketches or smth?????#I really LIKED Benedict as an artist in s1 & 2 and NOW he’s just whoring around???? I am so confused by you puppy boy WHAT DO YOU WANT WHERE#DID ALL OF YOUR HOBBIES AND PASSIONS GO#but. like. on another note he did a rly good job hanging out *cough cough* with that widow bc I could tell she’s a badass so I can’t really#fault him for that one. but WHERE SRE HIS HOBBIES#which is also why I wouldn’t mind making his love interest older than him? bc maybe with an older women we can get someone who knows what#they want & who can give him a bit of direction in life????#benedict bridgerton#bridgerton#ignore me pls I’m just rambling and saving my thoughts here on tumblr so I can go back to them and see whether or not my predictions/wishes#came true:)#minee
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
using the tags to vent my current emotional state into the void bc ig story feels like a bad plan for this, don’t read them if you’re having a bad day, they’ll probably not help in the slightest.
#but jesus christ coming back home while already knee deep in a suicidal episode was an awful idea#like i was maybe on the verge of improving and then i came back to all of this family bullshit#and the place as well like it’s so. i don’t want to say isolated necessarily. but so much it’s own little bubble#and i spent the last eight or nine years i lived here depressed and the last six suicidal#and being back here feels like the actual place is telling me to die#and i don’t think it helps that every place i go i know or know of someone who successfully committed suicide#like. oh this person drowned themself here. or that person hung themself in these woods. or several people jumped off the side of this clif#like. it all feels like reminders of my failures. and it’s like. cmon. wouldn’t it be easy. all you need to do is jump. is slit your throat#is find a decent piece of rope. idk. but everything is so much and i just want it to stop and it feels like the ground itself#is giving me a way to do it.#i genuinely feel like i’m like 16 or 17 again. and everything that isn’t within these hills#feels like a haze and not actually real. like the concept of buxton doesn’t actually exist and my friends do not actually exist and nothing#actually exists except the place i’m in and my family and the pub#i think going back to work at the pub was a mistake; i think it’s making this worse. especially because it’s henry’s dad’s local#and where henry’s wake was. and nothing there has changed at all. it’s like the whole last year never happened.#and i only need to get through two more days but it feels like an impossible task and i keep thinking being back in york will fix me but id#if that even true like. i was suicidal before i left. and it’s going to be intense and stressful and then i have to leave again.#come back here and do three full weeks of this all over again. i haven’t even managed two yet this time around. and i feel like#such a failure and such a drain on my friends (and on one in particular) because it just#is so much and has been so long and everything is complicated and awful and i think if i hadn’t come back i’d be in a normal mental state#by now. that’s the worst fucking part. and also the whole thing of i know how to be suicidal here. i know how to not give a shit about#living here. i know how to do that. but ive never had to try before. like im trying to improve and im trying to hold on and hold off the#urges to kill myself or self harm or whatever because i said i would and because i KNOW it can be better than this and bc i love my friends#and they love me and i don’t want to upset them or make them anxious or anything like that and kat made me promise to try and im trying so#fucking hard and it feels like it’s not even worth the effort because it’s so much effort and everything is so overwhelming and awful and i#hate the way my family interacts and i just want everything to stop and idc if suicide is the cowards way out or selfish or whatever#bullshit people say it feels like the only option i can actually withstand because everything is so much pain and so much effort and so muc#everything and i can’t deal with it anymore. and also i forgot just how much i have to fucking mask in front of my parents and especially m#father and it’s so exhausting and i can’t sleep and there’s so much yelling and i just need it all to stop#i’ve had major breakdowns the last 3 nights about wanting to die so much & trying so hard to not let myself & idk how much longer i can tak
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
someone needs to add the ability to add doors to curtain systems in revit I am going insane in the membrane over the brokenness of the curtain system what am I supposed to do?? Just lay down and die??
revit why
whyyyyyyyy
For anyone wondering I just did a door opening and then put a brick wall outside the curtain system so I can add the door and the door opening allows me to have a door that actually leads outside, it doesn’t look bad but why the fuck is it impossible to put doors on curtain systems???
Why should I have to make a whole separate mass or even void mass when we could just allow the fucking doors in curtain systems????
honestly in general the curtain system is just fucked, why is it so broken???
do they not have play testers or something??? I’ve encountered like 50 separate issues and glitches in 2024 and 2025 and you’d think it wouldn’t be so crazy but like every time I livestream it in 2025 it starts flashing and strobing??? Like the fuck how???
I’d complain so so much but the autodesk website is too confusing.
BOOOO
#-pop#Revit#revit bim modeling#fuck autodesk those bitches better add accessibility features or I will riot#archicad wouldn’t do this to me#Literally why the fuck can’t you change the text size auto desk??? RIDDLE MY PISS AUTODESK WHY CANT I CHANGE THE FUCKING TEXT SIZE???#HUH??? PLEASE I WOULD KILL FOR LIKE TINY NOISES THAT TELL ME SOMETHING IS CONNECTED#like please hire a disabled person to design your fucking software#it’s so extremely inaccessible and people pay fuck 11 thousand dollars a year for this shit like come the fuck on???#Begrudgingly I know how to use revit and autocad but like fucking hell autodesk fix your fucking program I can’t have the fucking-#project manager and properties window open at the same time I’m 2025???#LITERALLy WHY IT WORKS IN 2024??
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
atsushi and kyouka have a multiplayer stardew valley server that they play on on their mutual days off
#kyouka really likes taking care of the animals#atsushi likes farming#they do mining together#they have a mini celebration whenever they complete a room at the community center#you can’t tell me atsushi wouldn’t like stardew#they both come in exhautsed one day into work and someone asks if they had a hard time sleeping or nightmares or smth#and they’re just like oh no we were trying to get to level 120 in the caves#and the others are ???#they show kenji the game and he also greatly enjoys it#bsd#nakajima atsushi#bsd atsushi nakajima#atsushi bsd#kyouka izumi#kyouka bsd#bungou stray dogs kyouka#bsd hc#kyouka and atsushi
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
Canon is my wise and greying mentor, that I, the naive hero, looked to for guidance until I realized It betrayed me.
So I killed canon with its own double edge sword and wrote a different ending in its blood.
#what’s canon#crack post#canon can’t get me#I ignore it#i'm plotting and no one can stop me#tumblr fyp#you can’t tell me this wouldn’t work#I killed canon and dance on its grave#this applies to#everything#i don’t know#idk how to tag this
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
Something about therapised Eddie and how it makes the perfect internalised homophobia arc and like bro pls kiss your best friend on the mouth I know you want to
#also I feel like therapised Eddie would apologise to Buck about the grocery store#like we know why Eddie said that shit now cause it’s like what his dad told him#but I need him to acknowledge it like idk we deserve divorce resolution#and you can’t tell me that Buck wouldn’t take those words to heart#anyways buddie gotta make out now ok they both working through their shit#I think it’s time#911 abc#911 buddie#911 fandom#evan buck buckley#buck x eddie#buddie#eddie diaz
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
meeting billy knight during a grippy sock vacation <3
#i can make light of this… i just got back from one lmaoo#but like… you can’t tell me it wouldn’t be a little cute#just two mentally ill people meeting in an inopprtune place and working to get better together#just think about it#sleep on it#circle back it to at a later date and mule it over and let me know what you think about it#because i think it could be unconventionally cute#in an indie romcom kinda way#billy knight strike#billy knight x reader#billy knight
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
sigh
#thought i was working today but my boss switched the schedule without telling me#it’s so annoying because my boss has come on to me and when i made it clear things had to be professional he’s just started ignoring me#bro i WORK FOR YOU you cannot not tell me when you are switching our schedules#it feels retaliatory and so so shitty#i can’t even be happy about getting a day because !!! i wish i had known!!! now im gonna b thinking about why he wouldn’t tell me#erg#will definitely delete later
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
i do love my family very dearly but the internalized ableism the men in here struggle with is. so much
#marzi speaks#it’s worse with my brother but he’s doing more to actively work on improving that#my dad however has very subtle internalized ableism that i don’t think he recognizes is there#which is. fun#like earlier. either last night or this morning i don’t remember#i was talking to him about how while ideologically i have nothing against accepting needing help and things like that#in practice it’s very challenging to adjust to being disabled even temporarily. and that if i do end up with a diagnosis that’s gonna be#a lot to handle. both mentally and just with the lifestyle changes i’ll have to make#and he makes a bit of a face and goes ‘i wouldn’t quite call you disabled. i’d just say ‘ill’’#and i just sort of look at him. and i blink. and i go ‘i am physically Un-Able to do things i am normally able to do’#‘i can’t walk long distances at all. i can’t sit in chairs for too long without causing pain’#‘i’ve spent the last 24 hours staring longingly at my computer because i want to draw but am currently Not Able To’#he didn’t argue with me but i can tell he was still unnerved by the idea of picturing his daughter as disabled#also like . illness and disability are not mutually exclusive? several disabilities are or involve chronic illness#i shouldn’t be surprised though. i mentioned considering starting lexapro#and he went on his ‘you’re an adult and it’s your choice in the end but i wouldn’t recommend it’ spiel#(he’s anti-psychiatry bc he doesn’t like the idea of breaking the brain down into smth so purely physical)#(and also doesn’t like the idea of someone being dependent on pills their whole life)#(which i’m giving him some slack on rn bc he is a just-got-clean recovering opoid addict. so)#(btw before any of you say SHIT abt my dad he took his pills legally prescribed for chronic pain and did not abuse them)#(and even if he DID that would give nobody a right to make a moral judgement on him. ok cool)#i then reminded him that my mom takes anti-anxiety meds and they really really helped her#and he just goes ‘true.’ and moves on#king u got some shit to unpack#it’s fine if u didn’t want to start antidepressants when it was recommended to you meds aren’t for everyone#but like come on now. u don’t gotta be so fundamentally against it when literally ur own wife who you adore takes psych meds#anywho my mom handled me making the disability comment much better. she was basically just like ‘ur fear is totally understandable’#‘u have a good support system we’ll help you through it’#which. thanks mom 👍 that was very kind of her to say
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Batman has/had some kind of miscommunication going on with every single one of his kids. The bat family is just one big miscommunication trope after the other.
#him and Dick have miscommunication about how they see each other. Bruce sees Dick as a son and Dick sees Bruce as a father#but they didn’t think the other saw them that way so they never told each other. that’s what led to their fights in Dick’s later teenage#years and dick quitting and becoming nightwing. he thought Bruce only saw him as a ward/robin so he thought that as long as he couldn’t be#robin Bruce wouldn’t want him#and if didn’t help when Bruce stopped talking to him when he left. though to Bruce it was because he thought Dick didn’t want to talk to him#and also Dick really needs to tell Bruce like ‘hey you put me on a higher pedestal then you put even yourself which is saying something and#and I don’t like that cuz that’s too much pressure for me. and also since you did it everyone else does it and has done it since I was Robin#and it’s literally just a matter of time before I break from the pressure cuz I’m not fucking Superman and I can’t take it’#and Jason with the whole UTRH thing. you know all Bruce had to say was that he had tried killing the joker over Jason multiple times and#maybe just explain to Jason WHY he doesn’t kill. a simple ‘you’re better than me because if I killed one person I’d kill everyone’#or it could even just be a simple ‘I do love you Jason youre the kid that I felt most comfortable loving’#and also maybe a ‘I don’t think anything changed after my death and that makes my death meaningless which I think goes against your no kill#rule because I hat is the rule of not a reminder taht death means something. and by that logic my death already went against the rule so why#can’t you do it again for the man that murdered me.’ and Bruce needs to make a presentation: ‘all the ways Jason’s death meant something’#and Tim just needs a simple ‘I don’t see you as work I see you as family.’ maybe even a ‘you don’t have to be the grown up in this relati#anymore I’m sorry you were one to begin with. you should’ve always been the child’#now his miscommunication with Damian goes much deeper but I’m one hundred percent sure if they sit down and air out all of their feelings it#would help a lot but I have a feeling that won’t happen#a ‘I have trouble understanding you because both your trauma and compassion run deeper than mine and I also never had to grow up to be a#weapon’ from Bruce and a ‘I don’t understand your optimism and moral stubbornness and easness why is it so easy to be good for u?’#his miscommunication with Cass stems from two things a simple ‘why are you so afraid to show how deeply you love?’ from Cass maybe a#‘I’m jealous of you because you’re better than me not only in fighting but morally and emotionally’ from Bruce should fix it#and Steph— look I’m not even going to TRY to get into that that goes SO much deeer and wider than any one else’s miscommunication#but maybe a ‘you reminded me of Jason at a time where that wasn’t a good thing’ from Bruce should start things up#for Duke a ‘I can never truly understand what you’re going/have gone through and for that I’m sorry’ from Bruce should suffice#maybe also Bruce telling him that just because he sees Duke as a son doesn’t mean he’s trying any less to get Duke his parents back#oh and babs just needs to go up to him and say ‘I don’t like that what happened to me happened for your story and not mine and I don’t like#that you don’t let me make it into my story’ and then Bruce can follow up and say ‘I see so much of myself in you and it makes me worry and#also I can never look at you without feeling guilty cuz you’re right what happened to you happened for MY story so I’m at fault’#then the two can go back to being too much like each other and sitting at their respective computers
31 notes
·
View notes
Text
dealing with the crippling emotional fallout of telling my boss that i would in fact not be interested in picking up a shift this weekend (he doesn’t care)
#i don’t really like weekend shifts — they’re too unstructured for me and half my students aren’t even there bc they’re not res#but more importantly it’s the weekend!! i need to get chores done and week bulk cooking done and grad school essays and SLEEP#and maybe something fun#the thing is i probably wouldn’t feel so bad if it was just like. a retail job or smth#but i work in psych with kids so i feel like i should actively want to take on extra shifts#everyone always tells you that you have to have a life outside of work in this field or you’ll burn out super fast#but i can’t help feeling guilty
4 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
