#you don't want these pokemon

[outtacontextlitwtc]

"i just imagine my horrible, horrible black lungs saying 'please don't bedazzle me' and- i'm trying to milk bedazzle. you haven't laughed since the first one."

-will, you don't want these pokémon

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[nounragamuffin]

He's got baby legs and a scream to full your head meat with CW shows <3

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[egophiliac]

was gonna wait 'til I'd done all the poms, but it's been a day, so have Vil with a Salazzle 🍎

[inkskinned]

it is all chaos and entropy. the thing is that the chaos and entropy make it beautiful and lovely.

yes, it's true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is terrifying. i have lived through some of the unfairness - i got born like this, with my body caving into itself, with this ironic love of dance when i sometimes can't stand up for longer than 15 minutes. i am a poet with hands that are slowly shutting down - i can't hold a pen some days. recently i found a dead bird on our front porch. she had no visible injuries. she had just died, the way things die sometimes.

it is also true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is wonderful. the sheer happenstance that makes rain turn into a rainbow. the impossible coincidence of finding your best friend. i have made so many mistakes and i have let myself down and i have harmed other people by accident. nature moves anyway. on the worst day of my life she delivers me an orange juice sunset, as if she is saying try again tomorrow.

how vast and unknowing the universe! how small we are! isn't that lovely. the universe has given us flowers and harp strings and the shape of clouds. how massive our lives are in comparison to a grasshopper. the world so bright, still undiscovered. even after 30 years of being on this earth, i learned about a new type of animal today: the dhole.

chance echoing in my life like a harmony between two people talking. do you think you and i, living in different worlds but connected through the internet - do you think we've ever seen the same butterfly? they migrate thousands of miles. it's possible, right?

how beautiful the ways we fill the vastness of space. i love that when large amounts of people are applauding in a room, they all start clapping at the same time. i love that the ocean reminds us of our mother's heartbeat. i love that out of all the colors, chlorophyll chose green. i love the coincidences. i love the places where science says i don't know, but it just happens.

"the universe doesn't care about you!" oh, i know. that's okay. i care about the universe. i will put my big stupid heart out into it and watch the universe feast on it. it is not painful. it is strange - the more love you pour into the unfeeling world, the more it feels the world loves you in return. i know it's confirmation bias. i think i'm okay if my proof of kindness is just my own body and my own spirit.

i buried the bird from our porch deep in the woods. that same day, an old friend reaches out to me and says i miss you. wherever you go, no matter how bad it gets - you try to do good.

[avephelis]

sugimori-style renders of @daftaiyo's queen fakemon because i am ENAMOURED by the beasts. go check out pokemons of riptide it fucks severely.

[dittydipity]

played the researcher and seeker event. this is what they are to me

[itslavenduh]

That one screenshot.

Reference ^ Don't ask me which episode it's from I cannot remember <3

[sangled]

let's go! 💛🤎

[jordanswitches]

okay but let's talk about people who don't react as obviously when they're tickled because I LOVE YOU

like if you don't often laugh, but you'll breathe heavy and gasp and go 'AH' and say 'ohmygod, ohmygod' and 'fuck'

and if you don't like squirm the whole time, but you'll twitch and flinch when i hit a certain spot so i just keep doing it over and over

and if you can stay still while you're tickled, but you'll fist the sheets and sometimes do a little kick and feel so overwhelmed with sensation the whole time

if this is you i summon you to my lap, you are needed. do you know how satisfying it is to get reactions out of you when they're subtle and rare????

[elbdot]

In honor of posting my SEVENTH Fairy type yesterday it felt only appropriate to make this meme

[outtacontextlitwtc]

"The rich, smooth taste of dying in a housefire."

-Will Wood, You Don't Want These Pokemon

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[torchickentacos]

Me when I fail my exam because instead of studying, I spent an hour drawing surprised pikachu in google docs over the script of the first pokemon episode:

[aquanutart]

Nyaha~! Caught in my electroweb! ♡

[microvibing]

look at them gym leaders dawg we ain't never winning those badges

Idk I just wanted to give them eeveelutions

They'd never be cool lmao

[nemesisfall]

obligatory pokemon au time!!