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[ghosttb0y]

LETS GO 404!

[troolyart]

Doodle post incoming! Doodle post incoming!

Apollo belongs to @silvermoon279-madam and Narun belongs to @heckinrissa .

[acheemient]

Okay. So. I know it isn't. I KNOW that.

But if @the-almighty-god is some sort of.... VIRAL ADVERTISING LONG CON for season 3, and it turns out that GO!God has been horcruxed up into different...idk....DISHES AND CUPS AND WITCHES WITH STUPID NAMES, I am going to go absolutely and completely feral!

I will quit the internet. I will admit that I know nothing about the world (of Good Omens or that of my own reality) or storytelling within it. I will return my English degree to the po-dunk little university from whence it came, and I will eek out a tiny, internet-less existence as a turnip farmer.

[soylent-crocodile]

Polymorph Spells

I love the polymorph subclass of spells! Shapeshifting is just fun, whether you like it for gender reasons, sexy reasons, or both. Or for normal reasons ig. I love shapeshifting, and I love gishing, so the first homebrew spells I made were additions to the polymorph subschool. This is them!

You may notice the Tenjamin name! This is my first eldritch knight transmutationist, Tenjamin Velekopre. Feel free to remove the name if you really want, but it's here.

(art by Lily Abdullina on artstation)

Tenjamin’s Binary Aspect

School: Transmutation (Polymorph) Level: Alchemist 3, Bloodrager 3, Cleric /Oracle 3, Sorcerer/Wizard 3, Magus 3 Casting Time: 1 Standard Action Components: V, S, M (A strip of cured muscle or tendon) Range: Personal Target: Self Duration: 1 min/level When you cast this spell, your body warps and twists to an idealized and heavily gendered version of yourself, fitted to one of two aspects- power or finesse. At the time of casting you choose either Powerful or Nimble. Powerful- If your size is not medium, you and your equipment become medium. You gain a +2 size bonus to strength, a +2 natural armor bonus, a +4 competence bonus to intimidate checks, and a +10 bonus to your movement speed.  Nimble- If your size is not small, you and your equipment become small. You gain a +2 size bonus to Dexterity, a +2 natural armor bonus, a +4 size bonus to stealth, and a +10 bonus to your movement speed.

Form of the Scalelord

School: Transmutation (Polymorph) Level: Alchemist 4, Animist/Druid 4, Bloodrager 4, Magus 4, Sorcerer/Wizard 4, Shaman 4 Casting Time: 1 Standard Action Components: V, S, M (A reptilian scale) Range: Personal Target: Self Duration: 1 min/level This ancient spell was used by softskin humanoids to hide among the reptilian rulers of the world, but in the absence of such rulers has been adopted for use in combat. Scales encase your body, your legs and face warp to a reptilian shape, and you grow a powerful set of claws, teeth, and a tail. You become a reptilian version of yourself, of the appropriate type for your race and personality. Your size becomes medium if it wasn’t already, and you gain a bite attack and two claw attacks that are all primary attacks and deal 1d6 damage plus your strength modifier and 1d4 damage plus your strength modifier, respectively. You gain a +4 enhancement bonus to strength and a +2 enhancement bonus to dexterity, a +2 natural armor bonus, a 40ft climb speed, a 40ft swim speed, a +10 bonus to your land speed, and pounce.

Tenjamin’s Implacable Form

School: Transmutation (Polymorph) Level: Alchemist 5, Bloodrager 4, Cleric /Oracle 5, Magus 5, Sorcerer/Wizard 5, Casting Time: 1 Standard Action Components: V, S, M (A small piece of iron) Range: Personal Target: Self Duration: 1 min/level Your body hardens and restructures itself, and you become an aspect of unstoppable, implacable power.  You gain DR 5/adamantine or epic, a -2 penalty to dexterity, a +4 enhancement bonus to constitution, a +4 bonus to natural armor, and a +4 enhancement bonus to your CMD. Additionally, you gain an immunity to fear effects, confusion, and stun and can ignore difficult terrain. 

Echo the Hag

School: Transmutation (Polymorph) Level: Shaman 3, Witch 3 Casting Time: 1 Standard Action Requirements: V, S, M (A lock of hag hair) Range: Personal Target: Self Duration: 1 min/level You warp yourself into a form reminiscent of hags, the monstrous spellcasters of the wild. Your features deform and exaggerate until you are grotesque.  Your size becomes medium if you are not already medium, and you gain a +2 size bonus to strength and constitution, a -4 penalty to diplomacy, and a +4 racial bonus to intimidate. You gain two claw natural attacks that are primary attacks so long as you aren’t wielding a weapon and deal 1d6 plus your strength modifier damage, and you gain a +2 enhancement bonus to the save DCs of your hexes.

[marinaiguess]

wip. I don't usually draw amy:') she deserves more

[i-can-even-burn-salad]

So yesterday I had a really shit day, and I went into a pharmacy 5 min before closing to grab some covid tests, and they have those "warmies" — stuffed animals with a lavender scented, microwavable core for warmth — and just look at him.

Or her. Not sure yet. Gotta find a name. Sternschwester is on top of the list.

[arideercat]

Did someone say all of my unfinished kart projects?? No?? Here they are anyways

[peppidableppi]

"ai should be used as a way to do ppls jobs like art and voice acting and writing besides ai does it better" has that one scene in aggrestsuko taught us NOTHING

[anon-anti]

It looks good on you, I love seeing both your gorgeous emeralds. And yes that was me flirting.

[belleeverygreen]

My silly I idea as to why Daroga isn’t in the musical, and you get a internet cookie if you get the refence I am making here. 

Sorry it I know it looks bad; I am trying to get use to doing digital. But I hope you all enjoy it.

[kaleigh-color]

How about more spicy pics

Does this count? I’m in my buc-es boxers

Sorry I don’t take spicy photos often lmao

[suzuki-sibs-bar-and-grill]

We need some anon magic, you say? ;)

(Not far from ALT SUNNY, a door manifests, one that's bright red and marked with a tulip.)

(It has a nostalgic aura to it...)

(What will ALT SUNNY do?)

What is that?

ALT SUNNY slowly walks toward the door. He hesitates for a second before examining the door. He runs his finger along the tulip pattern. It feels like petals. ALT SUNNY tries to look through to the other side, but there are no holes to look through.

Before ALT SUNNY can open the door, he hears a muffled voice coming from the other side.

..un..y?

ALT SUNNY opens the door, and A CLOSE FRIEND runs into his arms.

Sunny!! Oh my goodness, you're okay!!

Au-Aubrey!!?

[ALT! AUBREY is now open for asks.]

[ceruleancattail]

⏳and ✨! Ceru omg I love your writing sm fjakfkalfksls btw, remember to take a break from any work your doing when you need it!!!! Don't overwork yourself <3333

RABIOA!!!! Always a pleasure to see you in my inbox.

Don’t worry, I’m taking breaks ahaha~

Thanks for asking and checking in!

⏳how long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?

For my charms (drabbles/headcanons), give or take three hours? Depending heavily on how many characters were requested, along with the scenario.

For my potions (full fics) , I might take three days to a week to churn that out, again, heavily dependent on external influences. The details of the request, along with my schedule and commitments.

✨Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it😉

No. >:(

[splatoonpolls]

Okay the reason why my Marina propaganda for the lesbian science swag battle was horrid

My two comfort characters of all time consists of

a 15 year old who beat up a biker gang all by himself because they were disturbing his mom

And a pathetic 60 year old emo who was bullied by a CHILD for not having a phone

Sadly Marina doesn’t fit either of those categories

[flippythegodzilla]

Don’t forget

[odysseyofthemind]

Congratulations; you made it through another day! You have reached your new personal best.

Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.