#you know like from SpongeBob

[ask-the-sock-ler]

sir, are you feeling better from last night now? Or should I call a doctor..

Sshh. Speak a little quieter if you please. My head is killing me! Ooh I think I should be fine, just a little hangover. Some coffee would be nice though if you still want to help? 

[random-fandom-society]

I've waited 22 years to make this joke

[dylanconrique]

TIM PICKING UP AND SPINNING LUCY AROUND WHEN SHE PASSES HER DETECTIVE’S EXAM PLEASE IMAGINE!!!!! 😭😭😭💗💗

[zaynes-left-chesticle]

Okay I just read Zayne's "Still in Dark" anecdote, and now I'm crying and also my jaW IS ON THE GROUND, WHAT IN THE FUC-

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enjoy the tags, I just needed to vent....

And I'm scared 🤣

[tswwwit]

Consorts/concubines/wife turning out to be backstabbers being really common in the demonic world, especially the ones higher in the social ladder, and some demons expecting dipper to be a traitor/backstabber. So demons that had a grudge against bill tried to communicate with Dipper that they're on his side for the betrayal, and dipper who is just starting to learn demonic writing doesn't understand all the subtext and metaphors.

Random Demon:"yes.. With someone so close to bill on our side, our plan will be complete!"

Dipper trying to decipher who is this guy that keeps sending him these cryptic letters and what does he mean by saying "To kill a no leg lizard with fangs is to make a trap with big mouth bird beak and the anger of mice thousands":

Very true! Lovers and partners turning out to be backstabbers is likely pretty common in the demon realm. And idioms and cultural references are super confusing, if you don't have the reference point!

Dipper's left reading about his opportunity to "Be the Urk'lagash of toe tickling' and immediately being

[angrybatart]

Stagehand teaching the others about being a traveling spirit. (It's not going well.)

>:D Who else is looking forward to turning the others yellow? Not that I know when they're coming back.

[possibly-not-a-ghost]

Did Danny bring gifts for all of the bad family members or only the main ones?

And what was the conversation between him and Alfred that led to the decision to get all those gifts in specific?

I'll be real I've mostly just been tossing ideas at the wall and seeing what sticks so to speak.

I think despite the efforts of Sam and Tucker they didn't know for sure the number of Bats were around Gotham. Changing their IP to Gotham sure did help with getting through the hiccups of social media but there was only so much to be done. The Horrible Cookies were meant to be the focal point and the gifts for the (seemingly) youngest was a safe bet.

The most recent Robin has a sword and that's only because of some invisible wanderings (Not Stalking) that Danny knows that much. Another weapon seemed safe enough. Maybe Jazz discretely inquires about gifts for some 'friends' of their new neighbors. They take a trip to one of the rooftop shrines during the day and take note on what's already put out there. Can't go wrong with what's confirmed Good Shrine Offerings ⟨™⟩ after all.

I bet Danny was just really earnest about wanting to make a good impression on some 'like-minded' friends. Or likening it to an awkward:

"We moved into an...associate's-" Don't say haunt, don't say haunt, don't say haunt. "-building!" Nailed it. "Obviously we're allowed to come in but we don't know if they'd be alright with us staying? For longer and I - well me and my sister, really just want to show our appreciation for letting us in the door-" Not that Danny knew for sure if they could do that but it felt like they did. "-let alone having us stay."

There was a long pause as the well-dressed man seemed to examine Danny. From messy black hair to well-worn shoes before he finally put Danny out of his misery.

"I find fruitcake is a winner for any housewarming parties."

Gotham felt strange but not hostile. If the alleyway's shadows felt a bit deeper, a little darker whenever he or Jazz had to use them neither of them had felt particularly threatened by it. Rather than that it felt...safe. Like the blanket forts he'd make with Sam and Tucker.

Obviously, they'd been given an acceptance by Gotham and therefore the Bats. A confirmation of their non-human status that had him almost giddy after the stressful escape road trip. It was unspoken, sure but it felt rude not to acknowledge them. As if they'd go to a grave and leave no flowers.

[emptylotfiasco]

wanting to have sex with a character literally makes EVERYONE STUPID!!!!!!!

[finnzcorner]

Did I just give Jimmy two corsets for this upcoming drawing? Yes, because they deserve it.

[tragicclownwrites]

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[spongebob-connoisseur]

EVERYONE STFU AND LOOK AT SLEEPY SLAPPY‼‼‼‼‼‼

[fangomango]

Just found out the spongebpb SquarePants movie released today in 2004

I had like...

0 idea it was that old

[evillious-trash]

Bad End Night but it's just the rest of the demons throwing Eve a welcome party. And yes, Seth is the Gumi

[somegrumpynerd]

He would make a good big brother? uncle? dad? found family member

Unfortunately, they found out about the cookies

[ruerock]

🧸 havent done talking in tags in a bit so here i go!!

[hatterstan-shameblog]

one of these days netflix is gonna drop a s2 trailer and we're all gonna come popping out of our hibernation holes like little prarie dogs trying to get a bite of sunshine before the next dust bowl sets in