#you're killing her

[betty-bourgeoisie]

I love reading fanfics where American characters are written by British people, it's the funniest thing in the world to me

[kiealer]

wed, bed, behead // accepting

@hopefromadoomedtimeline asked:

Zamasu, Goku Black, and Frieza :)

Out of all the people, of all the choices, these are the ones she's presented with. She heaves a long, ragged sigh, burying her face within her hands and keeping them there for what felt like minutes. In the meantime, she was thinking -- debating how she can salvage her dignity after what's about to leave her mouth.

❝… I'm killing Frieza,❞ she begins, now running her hands along her face and pushing her hair back. Her expression reads as incredibly displeased, her complexion glowing its telltale sunset hue. She's glaring at the perpetrator. ❝… I don't want to, but I'll marry Zamasu. At least that's relatively harmless…❞ She takes a breath, preparing herself for what she's about to utter.

❝And I'll sleep with Black. There. Are you happy?❞ Her cheeks are burning, she can hardly believe the humiliation stirring beneath the surface. ❝Are we done now? Have I humiliated myself enough?❞

[ruubesz-draws]

Godzilla but it's GTA

Poor Tiamat... they did her dirty :(

It's okay Tiamat! I'll make your gijinka look beautiful!

[flashingmarkii]

"W-Well, I mean, I just thought... ... Maybe it could be someone like you?"

[n7punk]

i don't go here but from everything i've seen izutsumi dungen meshi is like a catgirl but instead of the starting point being "anime woman" it's "Lisa Patrikeyevna illustration" and they worked their way backwards from there

(the Golden Sickle art by Natalia Trepenok)

[jattendschaton]

Émilie Agreste purposefully giving Adrien an allergy to feathers to make sure her son would never be able to use the peacock miraculous in the future

[uselessgaywhovian]

sorry, saw someone on reddit talking about how they "had" to kill shadowheart because they were playing a "good" character and she was "evil" and i'm like

not to make her too much of a little meow meow, but this little bitch wants to be good so much that Shar had to put a shock collar on her when she was like seven and like 40 years later it's still not working great

[gloriousmonsters]

love when you can ask the Narrator why the Princess is a Princess and he's like 'well i uhhhh YOU did that. maybe it's because uh... something something about her being above you... but still approachable... look i don't want to analyze or anthropomorphize your--' my guy. i am a primal being of Order and Eternity and Shaping. You're the one who convinced me I was some dude and were quite willing to take credit for shaping my view on the world through narration five seconds ago. Are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me the desire to interpret something worthy of adoration and more powerful than me as a dommy princess is written in the very nature of the universe or are you going to show me your browser history like a man

[dovewingkinnie]

trembles

[abombihoney]

she's so fucking mean 2 me

[inalandofsadclowns]

bbc merlin is a show that has the power of queerbait and straightbait at the same time, and is not afraid to use it. I started watching for merthur and ended up shipping hard mergwen and mergana as well, only for none of these to happen.

Merlin had such a ridiculous amount of chemistry with everyone he met, the writers panicked and just killed everyone instead.

[pencildragons]

still insanely funny to me that ortus nigenad has canonically written 18 volumes of epic poetry about a bodyguard who was, in fact, Just Some Guy, and regularly quotes himself out loud in conversations on the regular. man had to die at the start of gtn because he was too fucking powerful to live

[wylldebee]

Catching Fire AU where everything is the same except the moment Katniss' name is read, someone shouts, 'I volunteer as Tribute!' A figure in a worn hooded cloak walks through the crowd, features covered. They come on the stage, everyone's eyes on them from District 12 to the whole of Panem. The mysterious stranger brings their aged hands up to the clasp of their cloak and after a beat, they take it off with the trained flourish of an entertainer. There stands Lucy Gray Baird; she's old but she still looks like someone who knows how to have fun. She's wearing a ragged, faded, colourful dress made of rainbow ruffles. Lucy does a showman's bow, smirking with a twinkle of mischief in her eyes. "I volunteer as Tribute! My friends call me Lucy Gray — I hope you will, too!" In his home, the shock of seeing Lucy alive is too much for Snow's heart to take, and so the tyrant dies of a heart-attack while choking on his own blood from the sores.

[downadura]

> be contessa

> you get superpowers that tell you that god is evil

> you dedicate your whole life to killing god

> you do horrible, unspeakable acts in your efforts to do so

> some scrawny kid shows up at the last second and kills god instead of you

> she doesn't even care

[mothcpu]

this popped in my head last night like what do you think Mirage did with V2’s corpse? did she just..push it out to sea or does she still have it in her house like standing up in the closet? I sorta feel like she’d keep it for some reason

she'd eventually perform an autopsy to salvage its body for functional parts (and irrevocably confirm its death in the process)

[cherubcleric]

wallace: (about scott) i could fix him, but whatever's wrong with him is much cuter kim: you're worse, wallace.