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ghost-proofbaby · 1 year

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24h eddie is so the type to be like “do you need me to come fight someone? or come get you?” when you’re just like ranting about a coworker being annoying

“no, unfortunately murder for microwaving tuna in the break room is frowned upon”

i see your scenario and raise you the scenario that prior to all this, he would have absolutely been the annoying coworker who microwaved tuna.

#you're right but i like chaos #r is so lucky her and eddie don't work together #he'd be a fuckin menace #suddenly the hating would be oh so very real #now i really want an enemies to lovers story where eddie and reader work together #at a coffee shop #at a.... notable coffee shop #one that isn't good necessarily but is very popular #totally not talking about the one *i* work at psh #thank u ily <3 #adoringdanvers <3

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pinacoladamatata · 2 months

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blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

#solavellan #solas #gotta put out some tender stuff to balance the chaos target team leader solas has caused.#look i just need to go feral in the tags for a moment #okay the fucking. what's he call himself? the great adversary of her people's mythology....falls in love w a woman being forced into a role #not unlike his own #i t makes me c r a z y #like at one point he's all ooooh we're elves need to make sure the humans trust us to ensure safety. gives them a castle......#then he's all ''ooh you cant change the way your legend is getting out of hand. might as well accept it''#but he disapproves if you lean into it/call yourself the herald.#he approves of you fighting against the status quo. encourages sera to sow chaos and has a VERY interesting convo w her about power #''what lop of the top?'' ''yes.'' ''well what's that do except make room for a new top to come and fuck it all up?''#at which point he fuckin STUTTERS and is like. oh fuck. you're right. my bad. and then he shuts up in quiet contemplation #he's clearly wrestling w himself. and Ohmygod the felassanstuff.#like the Guilt. the Regret.#haunting that fucking rotunda.#and yet he's so in love w lavellan if they go that route.#like clearly some stuff was missing/fumbled in game. but like #how he fuckin screams for the inquisitor at the well?????!?! OK BOI?!#im just. the dread wolf. great adversary of the dalish pantheon.#turns out to be some somber grim guy with a fatalistic sense of humor who hates tea and greatly values free will #pina art

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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I want you whipped into shape!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #wang lingjiao #wen zhuliu #'When I say jump - say “how high'”? You know you're doing it right when you start to cry!“#Of course I can't resist the Legally blonde reference. This is the Elle Woods is canon in PD-MDZS blog #I love this scene so much. There are a lot of things to say about it and I would go over the limit if I indulged.#Suffice it to say the main takeaway *here* is that I think YZY is milfboss of the millennia.#I intended for this to be posted on international women's day but my ambition led me to keep trying to make it better.#And by better I mean I spent several days (re)drawing this one and that is **not** what poorly-drawn-mdzs is supposed to be about.#I will be making the next few comics worse to compensate <3 At the very least I will honour my time and tag it as 'better drawn'#('my time' spent hunched over my desk while I chant 'this concept is *not* above my skill level!' over and over again)#Funny story about PD!Wen Zhuliu; he was supposed to show up sooner but I kept accidently cutting the comics he would have been in.#So I like to think he just went on a long coffee run. 'Go get me an (insert coffee chain) pink drink' said Wen Chao.#'He never said from which location' said Wen Zhuliu as he proceeded to walk 100km to the farthest cafe he could find.

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chaos0pikachu · 9 days

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me looking at the discourse~~ in the 4mins tag right now:

#4 minutes the series #4 minutes #like y'all know you don't have to TAG salty opinions right #like shit can y'all tag it as anti xxx or xxx critique so myself and others can block #you're bringing down the house party #the cookout is for good vibrations #chaos pikachu speaks #i don't be tagging my opinions about monster next door offgun's 16 shows or kidnap i just keep it in the group chat #rip we've lost ourselves as a fandom #sidenote hate the idea that an individual not liking a thing equals bad writing

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peeyoshi · 1 month

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Sumerus best 24/7 babysitting/daycare service on the go - Bestowed by Alice herself

look man if you're gonna be associated with the hexenzirkel even SLIGHTLY you're gonna babysit klee at some point.

#klee #genshin klee #klee genshin impact #wanderer #scaramouche #scaramouche genshin #wanderer genshin #art #artists on tumblr #look man #once you associate yourself with the hexenzirkel you're babysitting klee #you could interact with anyone associated with it once and suddenly shes at your doorstep #wanderer has a terrible soft spot for kids too doesnt help that she's so nice even amidst all her chaos #getting tricked into babysitting was not part of his plan #someone should write a fic ab this #i like to think he sometimes goes to daycares to volunteer/self exposure to actually being comfortable and nice with little creatures #and a kid gave him those smiley face earrings #because they thought hed look pretty w them #he works at a daycare in the far future trust #klee will be his first exposure to the horrors of babysitting instead of the joys though #she drew all over him by the way #hes covered head to toe #shes so happy #klee running around left and right up and down #“YOU CAN FLY? CAN YOU PICK ME UP MISTER PLEASE??” the little kid pleading eyes and lords who is he to say no #of course mini durin is with them #klee and him try to fly together but mini durin is too tiny for him to hold her or her to sit on him so of course #they get into dangerous shenanigans trying #dumbasses #siblings fr

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tswwwit · 5 months

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i have a counter argument to the 'only one person can boop bill' thing, mabel. she's the type of person to slap stickers on people, she would definitely be the type to also boop others occasionally and bill would be no exception. she probably doesn't do it to annoy bill like dipper would, but maybe as a form of a friendly gesture, kind of like those people who will lightly punch friends in the arm when they hang out.

You know what? Good point. Mabel would get away with more than most, as a fun-loving lady! Bill understands those impulses, and being a touchy person! He indulges in similar ones himself.

Though when Bill's not in the mood to be playful and gets booped anyway? The 'sister-in-law' status grants her considerable grace.

#answers #Though in addition to that - Mabel's general chaos and level of Fun Times is something Bill genuinely likes #Catch these two having one too many margaritas and slinging arms over each other's shoulders while singing too loud and off key #She'd have some leeway even without the brother situation #But Mabel gets a pass on things she normally wouldn't purely on the merit of 'this would piss off the spouse'#The thing about Bill is he's genuinely fun to party with - right up until he decides you're the pinata #Even now there are times when she thinks she's doing something 'cute' and Bill was NOT in the mood but just has to grin and bear it #Instead of breaking fingers one by one #Dipper is singular in his ability to get away with Pretty Much Everything #It's love yest but it's also communication and personality I'm afraid #If Bill DID call Dipper out on doing something Too Far he'd get an embarrassed and apologetic husband. With kisses of sorry.#Though in minor circumstances: he starts arguing with him #Turns out that bickering is a better way to deescalate with Bill than most other tactics and Dipper's a pro #Now Bill's gotta think semi-rationally to Win The Argument instead of acting on impulse.#And in the process of debate he not only: learns where his husband's coming from but has time to cool off #Congratulations Dipper! Your Nerdy Logic brain and ability to Rise to a Challenge prevent Bill from going immediately nuclear #Plus showing off that big sexy intellect of yours doesn't hurt #Whereas I see Mabel pushing one of Bill's few boundaries and then deflecting. She ain't great at conflict #Brushing it off and laughing; Jeez it was just for fun!! Lighten up already!#Exactly what Bill says when HE'S being a dick to someone!#Which is why he'd react Very Badly to that excuse #Ha ha! Fun! Of course Bill loves fun! You know what HE thinks is FUN #Barbecue. Flash-fried pork ribs. Where's that stupid pig #Dipper has to disarm that particular bomb and I highly doubt it's a pleasant process

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giantkillerjack · 1 year

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I saw a post complaining about people acting like Betty is some kind of poor little girl taken advantage of by her situation. And while I haven't seen this happening myself, it does make me laugh to think about because like,

Ma'am, that woman nearly killed everyone in the world *TWICE* trying to save her husband, INCLUDING TRYING TO MURDER ICE KING.

That woman has a body count that nobody asked her to make! She is just! So good! At crimes!! And we love that for her!!!

#girlboss #golbboss #God-Forbid-Women-Do-Anything

#betty grof #original #hey babe what if we took turns being Twisted into beings of Madness beyond our recognition and then changed again???#hey babe let's explore the horror of changing into something even less familiar after that #hey babe how come you're the one who's less recognizable to yourself when you changed back into you while i became chaos?#hey babe why are you crying? babe?#petrigrof #simon petrikov #at #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time #let this woman destroy the fabric of reality GAWD #That's what I call fake feminism #oh you're pro-choice?? but do you support a woman's right to choose THE DEVOURING OF WORLDS??? No? I didn't think so you faker.#I support women in STEM.#I support LISTENING TO WOMEN (about their right to fucking merc a motherfucker)#i genuinely adore the flaws in Betty's character. i think she is so fantastically written.#like you wanna talk the opposite of a passive perfect bland female character you gotta talk about Betty Grof #the cw could NEVER #the mcu would sooner DIE #also we have the same taste in twinks #oh he's nerdy and clumsy and mentally ill and kind to children and funny?? i would like to see him in Situations.#[gestures emphatically at my agender any-pronouns wife that i adore]

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andromeda3116 · 1 year

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in network effect... it's probably going to be a small moment... but when they're trying to escape the hostile planet with art's crew...

and thiago goes back for seth

like.

these are total strangers. they barely even know art. they know nothing of its crew. they got dragged here entirely against their will. they have absolutely no emotional connection to these people whatsoever, except that they are also people, and they need help, and one of them has fallen behind.

and so thiago goes back to save someone he a) has never met before, b) probably doesn't even know the name of, c) has absolutely no emotional connection to, and d) was basically conscripted into coming into horrible danger to find, when he e) had every reason and excuse not to.

he could have kept running. he was leading the others to safety, he could have leaned on that excuse. he had nothing to gain from going back, and quite possibly very much to lose.

but he went back.

because humans, at our best, are the ones who go back for each other. even when it's objectively stupid. even when there's nothing in it for us.

not everyone will do it, but enough will. enough to be a defining trait of our species: we're the brilliant idiots who run into danger to save the wounded and bring each other out to safety. even if we don't know them. just because they can't get out on their own.

that's why it's such a Big Thing in stories when a character doesn't go back -- because this is ingrained into our dna. we have come this far because we build communities. because we build upon one another. because we go back for our wounded even when it's dangerous and we could have gotten out safely and we don't even know them. that's why it's a marker of an evil person or a horribly fraught ethical situation in stories. because that is not who we are. we are not the ones who leave someone behind.

i just. i love what these books say about the nature of personhood and intelligence and love, but i also love what they say about humanity. we're not all bad. we're not our worst impulses. we are the ones who care about a sentient robot because if it can think, it's not a thing, and it deserves to be treated like a person, even if it doesn't want to be a human.

we are the ones who care. that's what makes us human.

#the murderbot diaries #i paused to make this post so idk what the fallout will be of this moment but i was just like.#''you're crying over a space sci-fi novel about a sentient ai?''#''the tiny moments that define humanity as the ones who are compassionate at the very bottom of things got to me all right''#humanism #< i think that might be why i have loved these books so much #in spite of being told from the point of view of a non-human they are steeped in the concept of humanism #that when we have nothing else we still have each other #the universe is dark and cold and uncaring and many people are cruel and unfeeling but they do not rule our fates #we have the power to cleave to one another and stand fast against the darkness and the chaos and win

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mallevsmaleficarum · 5 months

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alright, since all important faculty members are evil, maybe augefort is the bbeg for senior year

#in the sense that-#lmao can you imagine #but if I say it now and on the off chance its correct that'd be funny #because really what was the deal with grix anyways?#and why does he collect evil doers and powerful cursed objects if not to do some fucked up wizard shit #fucked up wizard shit is what wizards DO #like he's morally neutral at best anyways you're telling me the bad kids aren't gonna have to stop some plan he put into action?#even accidentally- which has kind of already happened #it would be so sick and scary to see arthur augefort act with REAL malicious intention #he was indirectly responsible for every near calamity that has happened thus far....wait... unless????#how did jace and porter get hired in the first place?#i'm lowkey convincing myself now #I don't even think I want to be right but here we are #like the town of elmville is wildly different from the rest of spyre- why is that really?#he has the entire town protected by the school through a series of complex rituals with specific conditions- that somehow keep being met #idk if you told me it was some experiment or some long con at this point-#the only thing is I genuinely don't know what his motivation would be- thats what makes this so unlikely #if augefort was secretly the god of chaos maybe; or wanted to be- but I do think he could be a god already if he wanted to be #he's already powerful enough #my guy seems to genuinely enjoy creating chaos and exploring chronomancy and teaching children violence #so I think he's content the way things are #but hey #you never know #fantasy high #inner monologue of stupid #fantasy high junior year spoilers

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i3utterflyeffect · 5 months

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What would stick!Alan's reaction to meeting stick!noogai be?

mostly shock and confusion! he's very confused by this and very concerned for his counterpart!

noogai!victim also scares the shit out of him for obvious reasons and as soon as anyone asks about his victim they can unfortunately immediately tell they weren't as lucky.

#tommy's foolery #noogai is actually pretty angry with alan upon discovering he essentially killed victim. they assumed they would have found out either way #and they're not WRONG but they thought it'd be obvious! when you're right there with them it is!#noogai and second like hanging out though. they realize they can dual wield the pens and cause absolute chaos #also is it weird that i think alan!dark would actually not mind noogai as much?#especially if noogai's first reaction is 'OH HEY it's dark!! my friend :D'#my hc is that a lot of their issues come from insecurities about not being good enough for alan OR chosen #so they might actually be okay with noogai. maybe agitated initially sure. but generally fine with them #tommy's stickmen tag #tommy's aus #tommy's stick!alan #stick!noogai #all of the stick!noogai au sticks assume dark is fine and it's very confusing to the others #but dark doesn't SEEM like they're frothing at the mouth and ready to kill someone anymore so it's like?????? uh??? sure i guess????

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meekmedea · 3 months

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ramble: ravinstill-dovecote friendships

You know what would be really funny? Because Clemmie and Felix are good friends in this AU and as were President Ravinstill and Hector Dovecote, Pres. Ravinstill probably draws comparisons between the two friendships.

Especially if this takes place after he got his signet ring back from Clemmie.

Dr. Gaul is probably going through it tbh

Pres. Ravinstill keeps telling her all about it and she really doesn't want to hear about Hector. AGAIN.

You'd think the man being dead 30+ years would have changed things. Nope.

Also Pres. Ravinstill is probably on the verge of a heart attack every time THE troublesome trio is in the districts (intentionally or not)

Did you really think our trio (Felix/Iphigenia/Clemensia) only ended up in the districts once? Nah.

Pres. Ravinstill has lost too many of his family & friends to the districts.

Felix, to his friends: Too bad we can't visit *insert district number* like we used to. Pres. Ravinstill, overhearing them: *having flashbacks to every single person he's lost due to the districts*

Clemensia: Yeah, I'd want to see Reaper again! Pres. Ravinstill, still in the shadows, listening: *remembering what happened the last time Hector Dovecote went to the districts*

Felix is like sort of his favourite grand-nephew (technically, he loves all his brother's descendants equally lol) and like how is he supposed to face Hector in the afterlife, if Hector's granddaughter is like, dead?

More AU thoughts and rambles here

#clemensia dovecote #felix ravinstill #time travelling clemmie #tbosas au #crack au #president ravinstill #THE troublesome trio #I'd apologize to putting pres.ravinstill through it but like... nah #because the trade off is that Felix gets a decent childhood and doesn't die via poisoning à la blond #pres.ravinstill continues considering injecting trackers into the trio because the trio causes way TOO much chaos #clemmie: that's unethical!! Grandfather would never agree!#pres.ravinstill: you're right. hector would hate that :( so I guess we can't then #hector dovecote haunts the man through his descendants lol

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dreamyeyedrose · 2 months

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listen if we brat summer our way out of fascism I'll fuckin take it

#ravi rants #historically speaking the best way to shut down asshats that violate the social contract of tolerance is to mock them #idk man maybe I have a different perspective on all of this because I'm part of the desi diaspora #but like.... so Indians won't always obviously call out violations of social decorum #if you're making an idiot of yourself or you're making a scene. other people will stand by and let you do it.#my therapist and I talk about me coming from a high-context Asianic cultural background like I do a lot actually #because the thing about Indian decorum is that. like.#one. you protect yours. if your friend is actively intervening in on something there's a reason and it might be helpful #but two. if someone's breaking decorum.... we allow them to do so in order to figure out why.#if someone's ex is crashing a wedding and successfully gets the floor they'll get heard out #and everyone will be paying attention #because the thing is those kinds of overt violations of decorum usually happen for a reason....#Indian soap operas are A Lot™ but listen. a party might be the right time to call someone out on being abusive or manipulative #because the whistleblower can be escorted away to safety by them and theirs.#and usually you have to be able to know enough decorum to get to the point where you make a scene #and Indians respect the hustle. we'll hear you out.#the Hindu gods are notorious for being like 'alright smart guy. here's your wish.'#the gods will readily admit if they've been outwitted #but you're an idiot if you think you'll get away with fucking with the natural chaos of samsara and karma forever :)#however. there's also Hindu parables of asuras and dumbass humans realizing they fucked up and taking the L with grace #and the gods respect that #but lol. fascists aren't respectful.#Richard Spencer shut the fuck up after we all saw him get punched #conservatives are having a mental breakdown over being called weird while insisting that a cis woman is a man #and I'd like to remind everyone that the social role of a court jester is to keep everyone humble #bc dude. if you're getting butthurt over the clown ribbing you. maybe calm the fuck down? look in the mirror?#you may be a king but the larger the seat you hold #the better your toilet plumbing should be

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echo-stimmingrose · 1 year

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Head canon: Thalia and Percy are both very awkward when it comes to receiving gifts cause neurodivergent and childhood trauma and what not. So they decided to only get each other weird things for holidays so they can just laugh instead of feeling all this pressure.

Example.

Thalia: Alright Perse, what'd you get me?

Percy: Well, since you've sworn off men and have decided to remain independent forever I got you these so you can still reproduce.

Percy: *holds up a handful of pine tree seeds*

Thalia: *snorts*

Thalia: *dying XD* What the fuck, Percy!

Percy: Do you like them?

Thalia: *wipes away a fake tear* This is the most Thoughtful gift I have ever received!

Percy: *Also dying*

Thalia: *Now southern for some reason* Give me my babies!

Percy: *places them in a forest green pouch with a little lightning bolt embedded on it*

Thalia: *hooks them to her belt* Thank you! I will cherish these forever!

Percy: You're welcome! Now what'd you get me?

Thalia: I also got something that represents you!

Thalia: *Brings out a large yellow object*

Percy:.... Is that a wet floor sign???

Thalia: Yup!

Percy: How does this represent me?

Thalia: Cause you're basically just a walking wet floor sign.

Percy: *loses it* I feel like I've just been insulted!?!

Thalia: *moves the sign away* What do you not want it?

Percy: *lunges for it* No I want it! It's mine!

Thalia: *laughing* alright then!

Percy: *hugging his new friend* One question though.

Thalia: Yeah?

Percy: Did you steal the wet floor sign?

Thalia: That is definitely a possibility!

Percy: *laughs*

#Percy: *hugging his wet floor sign* This is my friend now cause this one can't die on me.#christmas #neurodivergent #they're stupid best friends and i love them so much #gift giving is awkward #like sitting in front of everyone opening gifts but you cant appreciate the gifts even if you like them #cause you're too focused on making sure you have the right reaction so you dont make anyone feel bad #i may have a problem #percy jackson #percy and thalia #thalia grace #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #big three chaos #big three kids

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cistematicchaos · 2 years

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LMAO trauma really will make you sit in silence, contemplating how you’re an irredeemable creature and don’t really belong anywhere and when your In-Brain-Therapist pipes up to say “but isn’t that what a lot of traumatized people think? isn’t that just a distorted view caused by our trauma and not actually a FACT?”, trauma will slap that bitch down, no hesitation, with, “hahaha yeah but i’m different tho.”

#trauma time #i'm having FUN today folks #lol #chaos is speaking #PTSD #'im different' ;_; bitch i don't know if you are #like #honey #maybe there's a REASON others have experienced this to #you don't think THEY'RE an irredeemable creature #and you're not some sort of incredible exception to the rule #like maybe LISTEN to the in-brain-therapist #he might be on the right track #(i'm literally arguing with myself rn lol)#feel free to reblog its fine btw

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 3 months

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I think I accidentally made Wriothesley AuDHD. fuck

#ingital #did you know there's a bit in ingital i cut out where he tells Neuvillette they have to go get their kids tested. it's cut out of the carol #and vautrin scene. because I wanted to recontextualise carole's canon story as like about her social ostracisation because she's #a weird little girl with a very strong sense of justice (autistic like her dad lol). and I wanted it to just be a family moment where #wriothesley just very casually suggests getting their kids tested to see if they need additional support. and its just because i wanted it #to be seen as a very normal. even slightly positive moment (carole you're just like your papa!). because . you dont often see an autism #diagnosis as a Normal thing. much less a silly fun thing. and Ingital is silly fun the fic #the thing is. I specifically sat down and told myself. I'm gonna write a neurotypical man because not every single guy in my fic has to be #neurodivergent. when I write wriothesley it's usually more about trauma cptsd and high functioning depression anyway.#but I am autistic. even my trauma/depression/mentally ill experience is viewed through autistic lens. which is why im like #I should learn how to write a neurotypical man right. this is so dire. because what if i CANT. GOD #severe trauma does things to your neurotype anyway so he's Not Neurotypical but GODDDDDDDDDDD I made the fucking. disorganised #basement dwelling tech nerd gag in the latest chapter. and I FORGOT THAT THAT'S TIPPING INTO AUDHD TROPES/STEREOTYPES.#I know this had potential to go into audhd territory from Day 1 when I decided he fucking dwells on stack exchange #but i told myself. well. just because he's a nerd and highly intelligent doesn't mean he's audhd. right. because if he still #has relatively normal sensory experiences (outside of ptsd/other mental illness symptoms) and is still within normal range of organisation #then he's not audhd. because the difference between audhd disorganisation/dysregulation and similar symptoms in depression/other illnesses #IS THAT HE'S STILL GONNA BE DISORGANISED WHEN HE'S NOT DEPRESSED!!!!!!! And he's not depressed in his little basement enclosure.#that . level of happy chaos. is exactly how he naturally operates when he's allowed to do what he wants. I fucking made him audhd AGAIN #and he even has his own extremely strange way of naming files.

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jerdyuri · 4 months

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I've shipped meowztrosist and emriza (emma langevin x meowriza) and jerdriza is an excellent addition. I've never even seen them interact with her but i can SEE the potential. I think jawsh and riza would throw each other around like stress toys

omg YES. i've actually read your meowztrosist fic it was so good!! i'm such a big aztro fan lmao

back to the point though! back during the drama on sdmp a bit ago meowriza assigned herself jawsh's guard and troll defense, so she was patrolling the grounds around the cathedral and everything,, and at one point the three of them were just chilling inside the half-built cathedral and singing together and i haven't been normal about it since then

i might try to find where that happened again but i was watching meowriza's stream and i don't think the vod saved at all :( so i'd have to figure out if jawsh or berd were streaming at the time and then find it in there which is. a lot (i will be trying anyway)

#jerd yuri #jerdriza #you're so right about them throwing each other around btw. they would both attempt murder if left unsupervised #i'm obsessed with the dynamic of them three #like. berd and riza are both only there because they wouldn't leave jawsh alone #self-assigned friend and self-assigned bodyguard respectively #and jawsh just has to deal with them <3 #riza would add a little more chaos that would be good for jerd i think.

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