#your favorite narrator

[owlown]

Juicy & Mully in the back of Eddie's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Josh: We have food at home.

Eddie: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Juicy & Mully: YAYYYYYY!

Eddie: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

[colby-jac-cheese]

WHY! IS IT SO HARD! TO FIND YOURNARRATOR CONTENT FROM VR/GHOST HUNTER YOUTUBE?!?

I just wanna talk about how protective he is of all the boys! And even of the people at twin paranormal! He's so sweet!?! But every time I look on here all I get is the Stanley parable! And MHA! And other Fandoms I don't even recognize!?!

[knockknockitsnickels]

I think this is one of my favorite lines from the Wraith route because of (imo) how much the meaning changes depending on if you got there via Spectre or Nightmare. For Spectre, it honestly strikes me as a genuine question. Why are you doing this to her? If you're on the Spectre route, you presumably already know the Narrator can't really be trusted, since you had to reject his reward to get here. What are you hoping to gain from continuing to hurt her? For Nightmare, it honestly just makes me sad. As the Shifting Mound describes her, "She desires only companionship, but the only thing she knows is how to hurt." This line feels like a plea from someone who genuinely doesn't understand why you keep rejecting her. She wants to be with you, but she just can't understand how to do that in a way which doesn't hurt you.

[ghostly-bastard-artchive]

We are Gods Unwanted Children

(Also should say the pose is from and referencing that painting of Virgil and Dante in hell. Cause that's also a good fucking book. Gotta respect the OG self insert fanfic)

[yourfavoriteworksatmcdonalds]

Now could you do The Narrator from TSP works at mcdonalds?

the narrator from THE STANELY PARABE works at mcdonalds!

[fantasticenthusiasttale]

Have you ever thought about how pissed off the descendants of the McDuck family are because they are all technically orphans by at least the lack of one parent except by Scrooge and Matilda that themselves shouldn't be still alive, and their PARENTS are still there?! While the siblings are more than 150 years old each and still have alive parents that could be around their 170s/180s y/o, Donald, Della and the cousins lost their parents while they were still kids! They would be happy that their grandparents are still there but also they could think that this is very unfair to them!!

[t00thpasteface]

i will always cite this scene in a farewell to arms as being the best example of how flowery language isn't necessary to tell an impactful narrative. these are all incredibly common words and direct statements— there's no beauty or comfort in it— and that's exactly why this scene hits like a sledgehammer

[warningsine]

Because of Shepard... I am alive. And I am not alone. —Edi

The rogue combat VI on Luna, which later becomes an unshackled AI with integrated Sovereign technology, i.e., EDI, crying out "HELP" as the player kills it.

EDI: "Gaining awareness while under attack was… confusing. I am pleased that my relationship with organics has become more cooperative."

The Cerberus tech guy talking about VI EDI: "It is smart enough to signal for help, but will not be talking philosophy anytime soon."

Meanwhile,

EDI's goodbye before the final mission: "Shepard? There is something I want you to know. The Illusive Man ordered my creation years ago. Jeff was the one who allowed me to think for myself. But only now do I feel alive. That is your influence."

[owlown]

Kind of wanna write a "The boys" fanfic (one shots) so hit me up with your ideas

(Can be jokingly or srs idc)

[bonsai-wanders]

Why is this song legit fire. Josh's line is by far my favorite. This isn't as popular as sick, but I still know all the words. Everyone go check it out.

[tangents-within-tangents]

Would that there was a faithful, accurate adaptation of Dracula so that Jonathan Decker and Alan Seawright could discuss the nontoxic masculinity, healthy friendships, and the BEST MARRIAGE RELATIONSHIP IN FICTIONAL HISTORY but nooo!

[hanzajesthanza]

i’m ngl it was extremely painful to reread this

[mixtapedoh]

thanks for tagging me @musicallisto ♡ pick your favorite from first 5 songs that show up when I hit shuffle on my on-repeat playlist

believe it or not, i did, in fact, skip some of the songs i think no one would have known. but forgive me if i was wrong and you are a kuhio bay by israel kamakawiwo'ole truther. or perhaps like a mountain by birdpen is your personal anthem. perhaps orfeo ed euridice, wq. 30: melodie dell'orfeo is your ride or die. my apologies. feel free to stone me in the town square on whatever day is most convenient for you.

tagging: @eclliipsed, @permanentreverie, @freehaydenradio, and anyone else who wants to do this!

[tsp-narrator-ask]

not a question but

shrimp!

shrimple as that

-🐈

“Thank you dearly for the shrimp, your shaping up to be my favorite reader.”

Sincerely the narrator

🦐

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

stumbled across a ballad of songbirds and snakes critique video and I couldn't even watch it because the person so did not get what the book was doing and saying and the comments were complaining about the unnecessary romance when it's super obvious it's not intended to be a romance. suzanne collins is, yet again, ahead of her time because I remember the hate mockingjay got when it came out for killing prim and having katniss vote for new hunger games when those plot points are crucial and are meant to act as a commentary