#your peepee?

[supernovajazzy-art]

Death is temporary. I’ll love you forever. 🥀

This movie spoke to me and all the weird girls ❤️✨

[obsessed-dragon]

Things your dragon boyfriend should have mentioned earlier 🐲

[crispyanonart]

This is what I mean when I say the brainrot is real

Also I'm stressed about posting on my spicy side blog 🤠

[theehorsepusssy]

dafuq is gooning

Googling is when you put a word in the search bar and it gives you all sorts of information after you hit the return key.

[stuff-terfs-say]

I don't like genital preference discourse because 99 percent of the time it's a cis person who made up a hypothetical pro trans argument and got mad at it.

[s-minnystuuff]

(old pic)

one of my biggest accidents 🥺🫣

[theflyingfeeling]

According to Twitter Olli said to a fan yesterday that Niko has a pretty dick and I’m feeling normal about it 🙂

( https://twitter(.)com/titsoutforolli/status/1640845918239956992?s=46&t=gvsPYtCE79xkm1z4HpyA7Q )

I ummmmmmmmm-- 😳

Olli wth 😩😩😩😩😩 why would you say that 😐

[malhare]

Having a wealth of historical knowledge kind of ruins it for me any time someone tries to make historical stuff sexy, like oh you’re attracted to knights? Fun fact their armor was such a pain to remove that they’d just piss themselves. They already smelled so bad that it didn’t make much of a difference. Yes really

[bougiebutchbitch]

........is house suffering from dysuria this episode or

[devilfic]

me: *decides to add special tags to my fics using the initials of the character and the name of the series*

small favor:

me:

[erinsintra]

i'm sorry but my fifth grader ass brain can't read the term "executive dysfunction" without laughing. i always read something else instead of executive. hehe it happened again

[yiffradio]

"im a leftist, and i think someone being born a certain way doesnt determine their entire life, which is why i assume everyone with a southern accent is stupid and call them trash if they cant afford a house"

[frutiger-marrow]

@the-deku-nut hey jerma

im not a bot i swear i put so much effort into this its unbelievable

[fujianvenator]

WHY IS MY OLD STUPIDLY WORDED POST ABT SCP 4400 WHERE I LITERALLY ADMIT TO COMPLETELY MISREADING THE TITLE GETTING NOTES 😭😭😭😭

[shopwitchvamp]

Today's weird media recommendation from Witch Vamp: Swag Chan This might be my most controversial rec yet (certainly moreso than Canned Fish Man) but I fell down this rabbit hole last night after I shared "Merry Yurimas" and I can not stay in here alone. I must drag more of you down with me. Ok so, after I hunted down "Merry Yurimas" on youtube, I ended up delving deeper into that person's channel because right off the bat I saw that they have an Utena!!! YTP!!! about the curry episode. I didn't know anyone was out there making YTPs of Utena let alone a mere 3 months ago! Instant subscribe. And I had to know more.. Well, scrolling further down I found they've been making an animated series called Swag Chan. I clicked a random episode and it was giving me everything I miss from early 2000s era Newgrounds. I clicked another episode. And it is the one I must share with you all today. Swag Chan Episode 4, where she gets a kawaii baby fairy named Peepee. I have had the song "Peepee Come Home" stuck in my head since last night. So powerful, so emotional. It's an absolute crime that this video only has about 800 views. But together, we can change this. Enjoy.

[minecraft-llama]

Chess Blog Day #7 - En Passant

En passant is French for "in passing", and you'll see why.

Originally, pawns could only ever move one square at a time, but people decided that that was two slow and boring, so pawns got buffed to be able to move two squares on their first move.

However, players immediately realised that this let pawns be sneaky little shits, and so they got nerfed.

For example, in this opening black can push their pawn and lock down the position.

Enter en passant!

What? How is this possible?

Because the sneak ability of pawns was removed. If a pawn moves two squares, then another pawn is allowed to take it as though it had only moved one square.

Like castling, there are conditions.

The pawn being taken must have moved two squares in one move.

The pawn being taken must have moved two squares on the last move (en passant cannot be delayed).

Only pawns can take pawns en passant. No other pieces have this power.

And that's the last rule on how the pieces move! You can now play a complete game of chess.

Well, almost. There's more to the rules that just how the pieces move. Just one more day, I promise!

Tomorrow: Drawing the game.