#zero escape problems

[zeroescapeproblems]

I found this older post and can't stop laughing at the warning lmao

[starstruckodysseys]

get it. bc. bc she’s clover field. do you. do y—

[some-red-herring]

uwu

[photon-crest-art]

It's his year y'all! The year of the Snake!

[oliveghouls-parasites]

Zero Escape 999 if nobody age-shamed or fat-shamed anybody and everyone was very kind and not a dickhead

[lightphieric]

I’m going to be radically honest for a second here like. I have naturally big boobs, and I don’t always know what to do with them. I don’t know how to dress myself properly. Sometimes I’ll buy a low cut blouse cause it’s cute but then I’ll wear it and. Everything will just be out there. And I’ll still wear the shirt anyway because, you know, it’s a cute shirt and I want to wear cute things!

Anyway. I just know that if for whatever reason, I got kidnapped by a Zero, it would be on the day of a poorly-conceived fashion disaster, and then all the fan artists would be like “Ew her outfit is bad and I’m fixing it” and I don’t like that thought.

[zeroescapeproblems]

WIP!

Gosh I’m praying I can finish this in time for 999 week, I’m dumb and didn’t realize September is 2 days away lmao

Keep an eye on my page as I’ll be posting 999/Zero Escape merch for 999 week! Some oldies and some new merch as well!

[drag-on-dragoon]

like literally the primary response i have to that game is that the zero escape guy is a better writer than kodaka which is insane. because the zero escape guy is so fucking bad at writing

[quantomeno]

I'm playing Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors (for the second time, I got one of the bad endings first) and I'm (again) struck by the thought that the Ninth Man looks like Randy Feltface:

It's mostly just the eyes

[droodlebug]

annoyed about tkdb haru's magically comfortable and near infalliable prostethic arm again. need to rewatch full metal alchemist and trigun again bc those are some of the few arm prosthetic characters that dont tick me off from how unrealistic it is. even though they are still really well functioning sci-fi nerve connecting prostethics, they get messed up.. broken and changed and rebuilt. they get taken off reguarly bc theyre not comfortable. vash i cam believe wouldnt complain about phantom pain bc hes well. mr feel all pain dont bat an eye. but ed is does regularly. he deals with the effects of his arm hurting him and becoming dangerous in inclimate weather, threatening to burn or cause frostbite to his skin.

yet harus body weight is centered on the fake arm when ren picks him up in ch 3 and it doesnt even slide off. its messing up and crunches but like. its a prosthetic it is not Part of you. with his stigma weakening his body it would definitely be a huge risk to cause extra harm to the rest of him if he moves the wrong way or towa makes a blizzard and it gets too cold or something. idk man its one of my biggest disability writing peeves. you make a character thats disabled by having them have a limb difference, but then give them an arm that magically makes them function exactly like someone with no limb difference.

its annoying. its erasure and surface level and using it just as a cool factor without putting any real thought into how it affects a person and changes how they have to approach things. its a cop out. it sucks. it happens really frequently with blindness as well, with the added trope of it being somehow cured magically. as if you cant live a full and happy life as a blind person (and many blind people do still have sight! and none have magical superhuman hearing.)

id rather see disabilities, Especially physical disabilities, not done at all if they arent going to be done with thought, care, and respect. do some base level research. stop for a damn second and listen to actual real disabled people.

[dormiloncito]

hmmmm

[kayzero]

ohhhh, i only ship them with the protagonist because i have an issue separating myself from the perspective character. i don’t like them together necessarily, i just like Her and i think i’m Them. i gotcha.

[i-love-klim]

trying to do discrete maths coursework but keep getting distracted by "'C'arlos" and "'D'iana"

for the obvious reason but also because it's reminding me that Carlos and Diana are only named what they are because uchikoshi wanted to backronymize CQD. literal Alice and Bob John & Jane Doe type shit

[zeroescapeproblems]

This whole post is so unhinged I'm crying

This is some real 999 dialog lmao

I feel like Uchikoshi being on his shit again means he's working on something lol

[thefandomcassandra]

Yuri of Absence (title pending) is a very funny fic to think about (I'm gonna only think about it until after Malaprop and Schrödinger's Cat are finished) because its genuinely sincere but also there is a plot-relevant packer (Chekhov's penis) and it just...

[familythings]

NASA Astronauts Stuck in Space: The Ultimate Escape from Earthly Chores

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