#and it was. a problem.

[lightphieric]

I’m going to be radically honest for a second here like. I have naturally big boobs, and I don’t always know what to do with them. I don’t know how to dress myself properly. Sometimes I’ll buy a low cut blouse cause it’s cute but then I’ll wear it and. Everything will just be out there. And I’ll still wear the shirt anyway because, you know, it’s a cute shirt and I want to wear cute things!

Anyway. I just know that if for whatever reason, I got kidnapped by a Zero, it would be on the day of a poorly-conceived fashion disaster, and then all the fan artists would be like “Ew her outfit is bad and I’m fixing it” and I don’t like that thought.

[rudamaruda520]

me as a writer

[nondelphic]

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

[my-castles-crumbling]

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[hangsawoman]

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[bipolarmango]

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

[aropride]

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[nondelphic]

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[victusinveritas]