#zero evil hat

[brimkata]

i finished my hat on the bus

[dykealloy]

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

[oceantornadoo]

tw: evil ex wife stereotypes it’s for the plot trust

sorry this is unedited

captain price, divorcee and extreme dilf.

after a soul crushing mission, the safe house is silent as the team waits for morning exfil. you go outside for a breath of fresh air and find your captain, smoking a cigar and looking at a polaroid photo. “hey, cap.” he sends you a nod, then focuses back to the picture in his hand. you let him have this privacy, closing your eyes and breathing slow.

"smoke?" you open your eyes to his hand in front of you, offering a cigar. funny, how soap's been trying to nab one of cap's cigars for months and here he is, offering it to you. you take it silently, reminding yourself how to use it as you exhale slow. a minor cough eeks out, sending you both chuckling. he takes it back and switches hands, his photograph now on the side you share. his show of trust instills you with enough confidence to ask: "is that them?" two dark-haired little girls smile at you through the photograph, cheesy grins cloaking you with warmth. he hums affirmatively, callused thumb stroking the photo. "forced me t' buy a polaroid so they could model their new dresses." you bet he bought them that camera with a smile on his face. the wedding band tanline on his hand, stark when you met him two years ago, has faded completely like it was never there. "they've got you wrapped around their fingers." he nods, tucking the photo back in his vest to focus on his cigar. you both watch the smoke curl into the midnight air.

"open." you do obidiently, both pairs of eyes zeroed in on how close his hands are to your mouth. they brush your lips (not necessary if he'd adjusted his grip), staying there for a few seconds while you inhale and retreating when you exhale. something grows there, in the space between his body and yours. only once the smoke dissipates do you decide to get some sleep. "goodnight, cap." you back away towards the door, eyes on his. "goodnight, lieutenant." his eyes drop in alarm and that's when you see the red light of a sniper gun on your torso. everything goes to shit after that.

-

your hospital stay comes in flashes. your captain, haggard yet handsome, in that uncomfortable-looking chair next to your bed. a blink and there's two angels instead, bickering at the height of the hospital bed. "daddy said not to wake her!" the taller one argues. the younger one shakes her head, an echo of her father, and pets your limp hand. "daddy also said she has a boo-boo and t' kiss it better!" she kisses your hand with a restrained gentleness you wouldn't expect from a little kid. they keeping arguing, anchoring you to the land of the living for a few minutes. "alrigh' rascals, lets let her sleep. what do we say?" they turn to you with toothy smiles, like the picture, and whisper-yell "feel better!" before getting scooped up by their father.

later, time slipping through your fingers like sand, the doctor explains what happened in practiced words. shot to the torso, passed out because of shock and blood loss. simon haunts the space behind her like the ghost he is and you have to laugh at the gall of your fellow lieutenant. once you hear "a month of recovery," you give in to the weight of your eyelids.

-

a month later.

you knock at his door, then let yourself in. it’s something he lets you get away with, no one else.

price is grumbling into his phone and while usually you wouldn’t care, it seems oddly personal. you try to inch back out, but his sharp blue eyes catch yours before you can. “i told ya i’d need this today. gave you a two day warnin’.” he’s frowning at whatever the other person says (high pitched voice, definitely female). “christ, i’ll figure somethin’ out.” he hangs up before they can get another word in.

“everything ok? i can leave if you need some space?” you ask. he shakes his head, dragging a hand through his beard and readjusting his hat (stupid, why does he wear it indoors) before sitting down in his desk chair. “need t’ pick the girls up but this goddamn report is killin’ me.” it’s an intelligence focused night and while you finally broke through to one of your contacts, the creation of reports and communications with higher ups takes forever. your captain is especially chained to his desk, where his bosses could call at any moment and demand a redo.

"oh." you're not sure what the lines are here. not sure what to say to the loving father of two who sat vigil at your hosptial bed for a week. "their mom's at a dinner an' can't drive 'cause she drank a glass of wine." he bites out, almost to himself. "so her boyfriend can drop her home, but simply can't make a stop on the way to pick up the girls from after school care." you think back to the finished reports on your desk and the lack of plans you have.

"i could pick them up?" you tick the end up as a question, easier for him to deny. he does, of course. "can't ask tha' of you, lieutenant. not in y'r job description." you shrug, moving closer to his desk until you're practically sitting on it. "i'm not medically cleared to the field yet but i can still drive. it's not like i'm getting deployed in the next hour. and i'd be glad to do it." he's still unsure, staring at the laptop in front of him. "i've got to thank the angels that kissed my boo-boos." you break the tension with a laugh and when he looks up, there's a small smile under his beard. "you sure you're good t' drive?" you nod, rounding the table so you're a bit closer. he leans back a bit until his eyes meet yours. "passed the driving requirements last week. can't run out a burning building but i can handle pickup." he lifts his hips, tantalizing and strong, to fish out the keys in his pocket. "little one still needs the booster seat. easier f' ya t' take my car." this show of trust is worse, worming its way into your heart.

he texts you the address and says he'll call them ahead of time since you're not on the list. before you leave, price fishes out a sweatshirt from somewhere under his desk. "so ya don't look like a soldier." you're wearing standard olive green wear, t-shirt and camo pants. the sweatshirt (black, has 'price' on the back, smells like him) dulls the look into something almost publicly acceptable. "i'll keep you updated, cap." you're almost out the door when he says it. "thank you, lieutenant."

-

"hello, lovelies." you squat to get on their level, noting how they're holding hands tightly. "i'm a friend of your daddy. he sent me to take you to your mum." the older one squints at you with suspicion. "are you the lady from the hosp- hosp- hospital?" you nod, telling them your name. "i'm all better now thanks to you two. your kisses really worked." that causes them both to blush, inching towards you. the aftercare supervisor nudges them forward, thanking you with a grateful smile when they finally get towards the car. the fact that it's their father's calms them, settling in easy to their seats as the older one shouts unhelpful instructions as to how to buckle the car seat. you text price an update, then head towards their mother's.

when you get there, though, something's off. john picks up on the first ring. "everything ok?" he pants, hard. "yeah, the girls are fine. i'm at their mom's but i don't think anyone's home? the lights are off." he barks out a curse, and shamefully, it sends a spark straight to your core. "if it's ok, i could take them to get dinner? maybe pizza and ice cream since they had a long day? they only had a snack at the after program." he sighs and you can practically see him nodding in agreement.

"yeah, love. get some food in them, their mom should be home in an hour." love. spoken warmly and fluidly, like it was meant to be there. you bid him goodbye and take a deep breath, locking yourself into babysitter mode with no thoughts of their father. "who wants ice cream?" you ask, and smile when they scream.

-

an hour later, you get back to the house with two sugared-up littles. for all the grief their mom has caused john, you don't particularly care. the lady herself is standing on driveway, arms crossed with a frown. when you let the girls out, they hug-attack their mother, and she earns a few points back with her whispered "hello, my darlings. go wash up, mummy will be in soon."

you're closing the doors when she appears next to you. "so you're john's girlfriend." you frown, shaking your head. "no ma'am, i'm one of his lieutenants." the determined expression on her face doesn't change. "exactly, you're the lieutenant." and then she says your name like it's been memorized, even though you didn't offer it to her. all you can do is nod numbly and make an excuse to get back to base, ruminating on her words the whole time.

-

back in price's office, it's like deja vu with how tired he looks. this time, he greets you at the door, only a singular lamp on in the background. "hi cap-" the words get cut off when you're pulled into a bone crushing hug. it takes you a second to readjust: his hands around your waist, head tucked into the cruck of your neck.

slowly, your own hands wrap around his neck, pulling him in deeper. your fingers thread through his hair, cringing when they knock off his hat. he doesn't seem to care, squeezing you tight before pulling back. "thank you." he murmurs, hands still on your waist. your own drop to your sides, floating. "you told her i'm your girlfriend?" you eek out, unable to hold it back. his relieved expression drops, hands unsure at your waist. "i- she asked who the girls were visitin' at the hospital. was easier that way." your face drops at his response. john has an opposite reaction, stepping closer with a rough grip to your hip.

"you wanted another answer?" there's nowhere to go under the force of his stare. "maybe." is what you finally spit out. bravely, your hand finds the rough hair of his beard, exploring. it's as simple as a yes.

his kiss is possessive and bruising, pushing you against the door. your other hand tangles in his hair, pulling him in further. one of your legs wraps around his waist and with some encouragement, he gets you to surrender your position fully, your legs in his hands. "christ, ya taste like sherbert." you giggle, folding yourself further into him. "it was, oh fuck." he licks a stripe up your neck before kissing your jaw. "it was mango." he hums appreciatively.

“such a good wife f’ me.” you freeze, pulling back. “i’m not your wife, john.” yet here you are, his face in your hands like it’s yours to hold. “my hoodie.” he kisses your forehead. “pickin’ up my girls.” your cheek. “usin’ my money.” the credit card you found in the hoodie pocket. he shakes you out of your reverie with a nip to the neck.

“tha’s wha’ i thought.” he murmurs when you don’t argue back. you shut him up with a kiss. “i can see why you got divorced, cave man.” and all he does is laugh, moving to set you down on his office table.

john tugs off your layers one by one until you’re in your bra, legs spread on his office. “john.” he hums, fingers exploring the lines of your bra. “can we talk?” he stops suddenly, eyes on yours. the force of it is too much, making you meek and weak-willed. “so…you like me?” he nods, tracing the lines of your skin until he gets to the wound, healing on your torso. “felt like i died too when ya got shot. right in front of me an’ i couldn’t protect you.” you shake your head, pulling him in by the belt buckle until he’s between your legs. “it wasn’t your fault. we cleared the area best we could.” he kisses the scar, soft and sweet. “let me make it up to you?” you nod.

john pulls down a cup of your bra, laving at your tit like he’s trying to draw milk. “right, love. lay back f’ me.” and like always, you do.

-

i wrote this in between classes and it’s unedited. perhaps will come back to edit. anyways.

[demilypyro]

That post is getting too long so here's some more all time classics everyone should play for a good gaming education:

Metal gear solid 1-3

Hades

an RTS. any RTS. Warcraft 3, StarCraft, Age of Mythology, take your pick.

Rollercoaster Tycoon

Shovel Knight

a fire emblem game (one of the old ones, no newer than Awakening)

Rayman 2

One of those Lego games based on old movies

a 2D Sonic game AND a 3D Sonic game

Ace Attorney

Minecraft

an old 3D platformer that didn't hold on to its popularity (Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Ratchet and Clank, etc)

at least 1 game that just looks BUTT UGLY by modern standards, if only to build character (I recommend Ocarina of Time)

Donkey Kong Country (one of the newer ones if you wanna go easy on yourself)

Stardew Valley

XCOM

Slay the Spire

Yakuza Zero

A Hat in Time

Resident Evil 4 (any version)

Bomb Rush Cyberfunk

Borderlands 2

Mario Galaxy

Katamari Damacy

Psychonauts 1 and 2

any Nier game

any Devil May Cry game

any 3D Fallout or Elder Scrolls game

[mtnman451]

Musing for The Day:

Ever since Trump threw his hat in the ring and decided to run for the office of President back in 2016 those of us who have supported and voted for him have been accused of being in a Cult or being Cult Members. Now there are several ways to recognize a Cult. Here are a few.

Cults display an absolute authoritarianism without accountability. Zero tolerance for criticism or questions. Lack of meaningful financial disclosure regarding budget. Unreasonable fears about the outside world that often involve evil conspiracies and persecutions. A belief that former followers are always wrong for leaving and there is never a legitimate reason for anyone else to leave. Abuse of members Records, books, articles, or programs documenting the abuses of the leader or group. A belief that the leader is right at all times A belief that the leader is the exclusive means of knowing “truth.”

Now, if y'all don't mind and have a moment, I'd like y'all to take a look at the video in the link I provided below. Now, I'm not correct on everything nor do I agree with President Trump and The Republicans on everything. That being said, I don't know about y'all but I'm pretty sure based on the criteria I just listed above and this clearly disturbing video, The Democratic Party of The United States IS a Cult.

https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/united-states/puppets-democrats-roasted-for-posting-nearly-identical-antitrump-videos/video/f63803141ce03572362e48744d9a6f93

[freakattack]

I've said this before but super paper mario was edgy fanfiction: the game. It was ground zero for pictures of super mario crying and it's not hard to see why. A melodramatic battle between heaven and hell. TWO evil versions of luigi. A clown. And a Forbidden Love Triangle featuring a mean guy in a top hat that nobody wanted to admit was bald.

[bucket-barnes]

I am slightly miffed about unrelated things: here’s some descendants headcannons

-if a version Rupaul’s Drag race exists in Auradon- Evie watches it solely for the design challenges and Jay will occasionally watch with her because he finds the lipsync for your life entertaining

-they complain about judges critiques together and Jay has a bias for any queen who can do acrobatics

-Gil sews (which is cannon- see Uma’s wicked book) so he ends up taking up a part time apprenticeship with Evie

-Harry has his sisters’ names tattooed over his heart. He didn’t tell anyone, but the lost revenge crew found out because of one of the massive holes in his shirt happened to act as a frame for the tattoos whenever his coat isn’t on

-once he comes to Auradon, he starts modeling for Evie and more people end up finding out about the tattoos and he ends up gaining a reputation in Auradon as a “bad but sad boy” which he has decided not to question…there are numerous fan edits

-while working his way through Vet school, Carlos ends up becoming royal tech support because king beast has zero clue how to use any form of technology and Ben has gotten tired of trying to explain it

-Gil adopted a dog during his and Jay’s travel around the world

-now he and Jay share custody of a perpetually angry looking Pomsky they named Scout

-they go on hiking trips together with Scout as family bonding time

- Mal still gets strawberries as fan gifts and gifts from other royals- castle beast now has a strawberry cellar to compensate for the overflow

-eventually the cellar became so full the “Auradon strawberry festival” was created to get rid of them. This has become an annual event, held the week after Mal’s birthday

- Mal also dresses up lizard Maleficent for special events with Gil and Evie making her little hats to put on the former mistress of evil

-Hades also partakes in this as a way to get back at his ex-wife

- As the unofficial “Queen of the Isle” Uma has to go to royal events, she brings Harry because he keeps the more annoying royals away by simply being himself

-Uma also comes in full pirate captain getup to these events for no other reason than she thinks the looks people give her when she walks into a room with a pirate’s hat and cutlass with Harry Hook on her arm are funny

[vampyre-daisies]

Paradise Towers really is just the best! It has it all:

Gangs of mean lesbians

Evil lesbian grandmas

Pex, the ultimate himbo

Mel in her blue polka-dot outfit

5 of the top 10 funniest moments in all of Doctor Who

Absolutely zero subtlety!

Straight Up Cannibalism

'Daddy didn't bring you this little snack'

Bin Liner, Fire Escape, Air Duct

"Ice Hot!"

The Doctor doing his silly little hat trick

Big Fork

Did I mention how everyone is queer coded?

The cute little pool robot <3

[call-me-scott]

My big vision for paperlizardhat (and one of the reasons why I love the ship so much) is everybody is unreasonable fucked up. Specifically demencia and flug.

Because everyone would assume the terrible one in that relationship is black hat, the incarnation of evil. But nope, it’s definitely his sociopath subordinates. Here’s why:

Flug likes to pretends he’s the normal one, but I’ve read the books (aka pages of obsessing over Black Hat like a favorite test subject). He would and had dissect all his coworkers. I don’t doubt for a second that he thinks “exploring each other’s bodies” is when he’s elbows deep in his partner’s rib cage playing with the viscera.

And don’t get me even started with demencia. She canonically backs black hat into corners, and will eat him if given the opportunity. She dreams of nice romantic afternoon in the bathtub death rolling him like the rabid crocodile she is. She has zero chill and wishes to cannibalize Black Hat like a vulture to roadkill.

BlackHat’s affinity to the toxic workplace knows no bounds, but he would legit be fighting for his life in this polycule. And I think that’s very funny.

[kindaasrikal]

The ninja think Lloyd has a twin brother after seeing an old photo of a pair of blonde and brunette teenagers in an old album.

They completely forgot about the fact that the (really old) picture held two teenagers and is a photo they don’t remember. And that Lloyd didn’t become a teenager under the most normal of ways.

After theorising for an entire night after sending Lloyd on a random mission, they came to the conclusion that Lloyd’s long lost twin must be living on the streets, like Lloyd once was. And since Lloyd was evil on the streets before living with the ninja, only to then become the most good person alive, then by magical twin logic Lloyd’s twin is the actual evil one with a traumatic backstory.

In hopes of not letting Lloyd remember (they assume he either chooses to hide those memories in pain or he has amnesia) of his evil and having left him behind family member number 2 (3 on the second one) they go out searching for a brunette teenage evil whose trying to take over the world in a random village.

After a whole week of searching they found squat and Lloyd and Wu got tired of it all, and cornered them to spill the truth. Shockingly enough, it was Zane who was feeling the most pressure over the secret and blurted it out with a little of pressure. Before crying out apologies over not finding his evil twin brother and saving him from the “DARK VISCOUS PATH GARAMDON WAS FORCED DOWNNN IT WAS ALL OUR FAULTSSSSS” as he sobbed.

Wu and Lloyd, rightfully confused, and very concerned because to be perfectly honest this would be expected of their family after Morro was hidden from them (Wu please don’t have any more secret hidden children) and how they are in general, call Misako and Garmadon.

Garmadon screams and Misako is very much prepared to murder everyone, because she can remember her own pregnancy thank you very much. Until, well, she remembers the family she joined. And the job she has. And then when the Ninja are convinced something is up, and even Lloyd is nearing the same state his father and Zane are in, with Wu questioning he should actually go through that old scrapped plan to kidnap Morro from the Departed realm if this random twin is also dead, Misako yells at them all to be quiet and wait for her and Garmadon to show up. Harumi can be heard cackling in the background when they all end the call.

When Misako and Garmadon arrive, the ninja and co are found completely silent. Misako is already sick of it all and Garmadon look like he might strangle the ninja for answers, so she just straight up asks them what made them convinced Lloyd has a twin.

Lloyd, Wu, Garmadon and Misako all stare at the ninja, who in turn sweat. Slowly, Nya gets up to grab a book off the shelf they hid it between.

And when they opened it to the page the picture was in, they were all silent as they absorbed it all in.

Then Wu snorted, and it became chaos after. Garmadon was both laughing his ass off and cussing them all out. Misako was muffling her own snorts behind her hands, shaking as she struggles to hold herself up on a wall, the ninja are staring completely baffled as Wu is giggling into his hat, and Lloyd is glaring confused between the two people in the picture, before slowly looking up and asking “is…is this?…”

The ninja are even more confused and even a little offended by that, and Kai starts pointing at it all like “Its your evil twin! I swear it!! Who..ahem, looks a lot like a certain old classmate right-”

And Wu just gets up, grabs the album, looks at Garmadon, and says “Lloyd really does look similar to us, doesn’t he?”

And Garmadon, who was wondering if he should stab the ninja after giving him such a huge scare, scoffs and says “Of course he doesn’t, he looks exactly like Misako!” And then looks at the picture and says “…Though, he does have my amazing hair, and your ugly eyebrows.” Lloyd takes zero offence and believes it a compliment when it comes to him.

It takes a second more of silence before Misako begins snorting again at the ninja’s faces when they realise.

Jay’s jaw is dropped, Cole is staring between Garmadon and Lloyd, Zane begins scanning the photos with Wu and Garmadon’s face, Nya is trying to ask for an actual explanation, Kai is frozen, and Lloyd.

Lloyd literally falls on the ground in relief. He’s had enough family drama to deal with, no more is necessary.

[dangermousie]

Demon Lord may be different from Zhao Ming and XXC in every way, but his obsession with MXL/Pearl remains the same. I mean look at this face:

He really said I want to play with your pearl and she said "only with my consent"

I mean look at this excited face...

She continues with her "before you touch my pearl, buy me a drink first" routine but also honestly - is she trying to take Demon Lord out on getting to know you dates? I love her!!!

Bwahahaha dude she does not want to leave! In fact, you'd have to peel her off you to get her to move out...

I noticed you are already offering her outs...

But honestly, for demon lord who supposedly wants to destroy the universe, he's terrible at killing. His murder count after coming back from 10k years of torture and mind programming is a big fat zero. "It's not fun to kill you, I will kill you later, more fun to torture you some time later etc etc" Demon lord is all hat no cattle.

I mean, this is his reaction to disciple infiltrating the place:

I am sorry to say you failed evil school, demon lord.

[alien-of-earth]

Wrote down my thoughts while watching DR S3

Ep 1

* I really thought they were gonna bring up the Oni again at the start…. sigh…

* Thunder fang looking kinda weird… like dawg idk if you are a dragon. Wings are sick af tho

* Thunder fang really got beat by the arch-dragon of locking tf in

* Ooh remix and SICK ASS OPENING

* NOOOOO NOT ARINS PICTURE ON THE PIE CART AUGHHHHH

* Girl not Sora already mourning Arin 😭

* Lobbo is dead. Death by pie.

* Awww Jayaaaa, she’s daydreaming

* Siblings are fightinnggggg, I love annoyed Nya

* “Greatest hits of evil warriors” Lloyd what 😭 they’re not artists dropping the next sick ass album

* Cole just say you want to be with Geo

* ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF COLE BEING A GHOST IN 2025? HELL YES

* Oh Frak bless you heart, you’ve got a lot of unlearning to do

* Stop Frak is just like Arin 😭

* YEAH THATS WHAT I JUST SAID LLOYD

* YES SORA AND FRAK BONDING AWWW

* They actually have such a funny dynamic lol

* No way Zane wouldn’t teach Sora to bake, this is character assassination

* SORA AND FRAK ROMANCE??? (Boy she’s a whole lesbian)

* Not this fuckass rock insulting Vincent Tong’s voice, I WILL THROW HANDS

* I’m gonna be so fr, I’m sick and tired of this ugly ass puppet

* Wyldfyre’s disguises are something else 😭

* Why do so many ninjago species have an affinity for throwing rocks

* Frak being a conspiracy theorist was not on my bingo list

* Also, so is Cole just gone? WHERE IS HE??? TELL ME HE’LL BE INVOLVED WITH THE PLOT PLEASE

* Giant evil puppet controlled by gay sword. Got it.

* LMAOOOO WYLDFYRE NOT AGREEING TO “LOVING JAY” ahdiajdhakdbsk

* I gotta agree with Kai on this one, Nya. Jay is many things, but the heart of the team? Idk

* Awww ok the rocks are actually cute

* Nya really said “when diplomacy fails, start waterboarding everyone”.

* To be honest I thought Nya might leave Kai behind. Wyldfyre, maybe not, but Kai, maybe.

* Why is Zarkt kinda……..

* Kur is ugly af, pick up a toothbrush already mf

Ep 2

* Noooo Ras is isolating Arin

* Aw Arin’s still such a sweetheart awww

* This is gonna go bad

* New theme goes so hard

* Oh Arin is going to kill that doll

* LMAOOOO ARIN FEEDING RAS LIKE A CHILD

* Ok grandpa let the boy eat

* DO NOT HIT THE CHILD, RAS WHEN I CATCH YOU RAS

* Arin sweetie anger is not sustainable

* CAREFUL IS NOT YOUR MIDDLE NAME ZANE, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO SELF PRESERVATION SKILLS

* Sora being salty is kinda funny

* Wyldfyre sending “selfies” and Kai photobombing is the funniest shit I love them

* Wyldfyre immediately siding with Kai is gold fr

* “Sorry for not being a fish” lmaoooo

* NEW NINJAGO SPECIES DROPPED OOHHHH

* ONI MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

* Oh we are definitely seeing an Oni in this season

* “Old ladies know everything” TRUEEEE, Gladys and Linda always be snooping 🔥

* C Y C L O P S. 🙂‍↕️

* Sora used: Emasculate. It was very effective!

* “Serpent-splain” SORA WHAT 😭

* Ras is such a whiny baby in this 😭

Ep 3

* “I see mental conflict in you” ok furry I see physical conflict in you. Who’s the one needing to be carried around by a teenager, huh?

* Hearing Kai say “speedrunning” was so crazy wtf

* Kai knowing exactly how to lure Jay in? Alright plasma fans are getting fed well this season

* Not Kai implying video games are the at the core of Jay’s being 😭

* Wyldfyre: Video games are boring

* Kai: 😨 (<- Currently considering putting her up for adoption)

* Ras is the definition of a pathetic little meow meow in this season

* LOBBO GOT THE DRIPPPP 🔥

* LOBBO LORE??? LOBBO’S MOM HATED HIM???? 😭😭

* Lobbo that hat is a whole fire hazard

* EW KAI STOP CARESSING THE VIDEO GAME

* Wyldfyre discovering fun video games is so wholesome actually

* MORRO???? *distant crowds of fans screaming*

* Morro helping Arin? Yooooooooooo

* Ok that creature design is super super cool

* Oh no Wyldfyre’s hooked and Kai’s locked in, rip Nya.

* The cut from Nya smiling with Jay and Kai to both Kai and Nya looks defeated…. Ow

* Morro’s growth being shown here is actually very bittersweet

* NO WAY NINJAGO ACTUALLY HAVING SOMETHING COMPLEX WITH SOULS AFTER THEY DIE

* AND MORRO PROTECTING LOST SOULS

* W WRITING

* Morro not moving on…. Hhhhhhhh

* lol I love how Kai knows exactly what Jay’s playing style is

* The wind blowing after Arin calls Morro noble… wow. I was concerned about them shoehorning Morro in for fan service, and while I still think his return wasn’t exactly needed, I think they handled his character really well.

* “I’m not leaving you” Morro probably needed to hear that

* Called it, Wu isn’t dead

* Arin seeing Morro as a hero…. damn…….

* Why did they give Drix such juicy lips

* WHY IS THUNDERFANG KINDAAAAA

Ep 4

* “White, blue and pink is where it’s at” I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SORA 🏳️‍⚧️

* RAPTON WENT WOKE???!!?!

* ICE CREAM NINJA LMAOOOOO

* ZANE SAID THE LINE! HE SAID THE LIIIIINE!!! (It cannot be!)

* Gay toaster sighting!!!

* Who tf is putting all these Nindroids in metal cocoons

* PIXAL! THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED!

* Money first 💅💵 ok Jay getting that bank

* AHHHHH ZANE MIMICKING THEIR VOICES THAT IS HORRIFYING

* Rapton is a theater kid confirmed lmaoo

* COOL MASK PIXAL (wish it had some color tho)

* Oh PIXAL the girlboss that you are

* GIRL THIS IS SO COMICAL STOP GIVING ZANE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES

* Love how the Forbidden Five are just doing a fetch quest on their own time

Ep 5

* Hey Roby how’re you doing buddy

* Awwww Roby’s little dragon messenger is called Hermes awwww

* Geo’s got a gig with Roby!!! Cute!

* Oh they’re definitely gonna kidnap Geo to fix that blade

* Well rip Roby it’s been good knowing ya

* WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHINY NEW MECH DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT???

* Honestly Rapton’s commercial was sick af, I might be convinced

* So many subplots and WHERE IS COLE

* Kai being so ready to beat up Roby if he broke Wyldfyre’s heart 😭 big brother behavior fr

* “Take me to Roby town” aw Wyldfyre

* Oop I forgot Sora hasn’t learned spinjutsu

* Yo it’s so cool to see Riyu fight!

* Sora said “glow up” 💀

* ILY PIXAL BEAT HIS ASS

* Zaneus Prime

* HOLY SHIT, AIN’T NO WAY ARINS PARENTS DIED

* Ohhh wait nvm Ras is probs gaslighting him

* Still the visual of Ras talking to Arin from in between his parents’ graves goes crazy

Ep 6

* ZEATRIX PUTTING A HIT ON RAS IS KINDA FUNNY LOLLL

* Awww Arrakore or however you spell his name rebuilding Djinnjago by being the anti-Nadakhan

* DARETTHHHHH

* The Dareth theme is back lolll

* The setting is actually so pretty

* LMAOOOO ARRAKORE W, CLASSIC DJINN TRICK

* Damnnnn Nya was going for Rox’s throat, respect

* LET SORA HAVE KITTENS NYA

* Lollll, Sora and Riyu crushing Lloyd and Nya landing on Kai’s head

Ep 7

* SAMURAI MOMENT SAMURAI MOMENT

* “I got swole for buffness” ZANE RESPECTFULLY. STOP TALKING.

* Is it just me or are PIXAL’s eyes huge

* I actually love how Arin’s staying kind and virtuous despite Ras’s influence

* JAY IS DROPPING BOMBS????

* Ras really loves his child endangerment huh

* WHY IS A BABY THE QUEEN

* WHO LET WYLDFYRE OPERATE A VEHICLE

* AINT NO WAY LORD RAS DECAPITATED THE FIRST SPINJUTSU MASTER, BEYOND SACRILEGIOUS MY GUY

* Arin fighting Riyu’s family… man……

* Wyldfyre angst nooooo

* “For some illnesses, there’s simply no cure” OUCHHHHH

* THE NINJA DO NOT THINK YOU’RE A VILLAIN, ARIN

Ep 8

* Aww baby Sora 🥺

* Reverse snake whisperer is a horrifying concept

* Ras Lloyd custody battle real

* “Of course the ninjas masks are flame resistant, they have to be with Kai around” lmaooo Kai being a walking fire hazard is confirmed

* NOT THE WAY RAS GOT SNATCHED UP LIKE A TINY DOG GETTING GRABBED BY A HAWK 💀

* WHY ARE SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN THE CROSSROADS SO MEAN TO BABY SORA

* NOOOO THE NETHER SKELETONS ARE SENDING CHILDREN TO THE MINES

* Arin and Sora’s friendship is genuinely so sweet

* HOW MANY TIMES IS RAS GOING TO NEED TO BE SAVED

* The lightning bolt knives are pretty cool

* Sora fucking kills Jay

* Stronger together 😢

* The hug……

Ep 9

* Thunderfang will rise? And he’s a dragon? Dragons risi- *gets shot*

* We love communication please work things out guys

* LOLLLL KAI CANONICALLY CRASHED ONE OF JAY AND NYAS DATES LOL

* Ok it’s episode nine WHERE IS COLE

* Stop, Sora holding onto one of Zane’s claw-finger-things is so cute

* YES SORA UNDO THE BRAINWASHING

* Nokt is a petty bitch, lowkey respect it

* Top 10 anime betrayals

Ep 10

* COLE THERE YOU ARE

* PUT A PIN IN YOUR HONEYMOON OR WHATEVER HELP KILL THE GIANT DRAGON

* Aw Frak and Arin getting along :>

* ARIN LET THE CAT DIE HE HASNT DONE SHIT FOR YOU

* YEAHHHH RGB SIBLINGS COMBO LETS GOOOO

* NO THUNDERFANG STOP TRYING TO VORE LLOYD

* Cole and Geo protecting the family, aww

* Wait what is Jay doing here

* “Random mercenary” Nya that is your husband

* Noooo Wyldfyre stop getting hurt

* Kai punching Thunderfang in the eye was so comical

* JAY PUNS ARE BACK!!????

* WAIT WHAT

* LLOYD

* LLOYD WTF

* Wait Arin

* Arin what are you trying to do buddy

* Arin they’re playing the “I’m going to sacrifice myself” music don’t do it

* NOW THE FLASHBACKS

* Welp rip Thunderfang

* And welcome back Lloyd! First fakeout death of the season!!!

* Aw hugssss

* Shut up Ras you salty bitch

* This is all so sweet but there’s like five minutes left yet so I’m scared

* WHAT SORA????

* Ras stfu

* Poor Riyu :c

* Jay you’re fooling no one

* He actually has that fuckass haircut 💀

* He’s still pathetic lmao

* Awww Cole getting Geo some pie, so cute

* “Get away, weirdo” Jay sounds so fruity 😭

* I KNEW ARINS PARENTS WERE ALIVE

* Morro being like a Hermes (guiding souls to the underworld) is actually a really cool character development for him

* “You’re a big one” is crazy lol

* NO WAY HE JUST VORED MORRO

[violetjedisylveon]

Final answer: the Horrific Thing was the burning of FFM. Mac would never but didn't have a choice but the monkeys didn't know that. They just saw one of their kin, their protector, their Other King, setting fire to the home he had worked so hard to defend. He stopped the worst of fires and saved most of everyone during the initial burn but after being captured and spelled, he was forced to go back and finish what he had stopped.

Maybe Wukong had to watch or listen, or Mac was forced to tell him all of it in excruciating detail while force feeding him the peach.

Also, I love protective Wukong but I also vibe with the idea that Mac is ready to go nuclear at the drop of a hat. Wukong is unfortunately used to hearing all the shit people will throw at him about his mate. He hates it and will happily maul anyone who decides they wanna find out, but he has been hearing it for over 1700 years and is, technically, capable of responding in a reasonable manner. (He never does though. As far as Wukong's concerned, only select people are allowed to even say his mate's name in his presence, or at all).

Macaque though? Macaque, who loves this man so much and is learning to love and care for him all over again? Macaque, who is slowly realizing just how much his mate suffered while he was imprisoned in his own mind? Macaque, who has heard the unkind things people say about him and his mate for centuries but all he could was smile and laugh along with those people? Macaque, who is now Free? Free to love and care and cry and feel sad and, most importantly R A G E.

The first time he hears someone talk shit after being freed, it's... A Situation. He may or may not kill someone on spot and drop the rest of them into the shadow realm to suffer agonizing torment and mental anguish. Everyone is Shook, including Mihou. Wukong, who was ready to go off on the guy before his mate had literally shoved him back to get to the the idiot first, is simping so hard. He's red faced and starry-eyed and so lovestruck because "Awww his mate killed someone for him 😍😭🥰🥹".

(MK is torn on how to feel about seeing his maybe-dad murder someone. The dude had it coming but that's still... a crime?? But then again so is being mean to his newly-happy mentor...🤔🤔).

Long story short, everyone is suddenly reminded of the fact that the Six Eared Macaque is a powerful warrior that was on level with the Great Sage, and is Very Loyal to His King. (Maybe if the fight with Azure becomes well-known they might even start fearing the extremely powerful being who even the former emperor acknowledged as having absolute power over the mighty Sun Wukong. Those six ears hear an awful lot and many, many people have quite suddenly stopped talking).

Have I mentioned I love this AU btw? Because I love this AU.

Good guess but nope! Think eviler.

There were only two victims of the Horrific Thing™, and Wukong was forced to watch it. (If you want a hint, try looking for a pair of sisters in the epic au ;)

Jade Emperor thought FFM was fully burned to the ground and the majority of its inhabitants killed, (because Erlang lied to him about it), and he needed to eliminate the two victims anyway, why not make Macaque do it?

Macaque was surprised by his reaction the first time someone insulted him, he hasn't felt anything that strongly for thousands of years.

MK is shocked that his maybe probably dad reacted so violently, but it makes sense.

The only thing holding Mac back from bloody murdering at anyone who dates to say anything bad about his mate is that it's bad for the baby (MK) to see violence like that. He definitely drops people into shadows and if they land in a volcano, that's not his fault. Wukong shit talking suddenly drops to near zero.

Wukong is absolutely smitten as hell when it happens. He loves his mate so much.

Everyone now knows about what happened to Macaque, a lot of people are impressed/fear him, but some idiots think they could use him for the power he has over Wukong, they would have to get through his wildly protective family to do so.

There's only two people who can insult Wukong or Macaque to their faces and survive, they don't fear death.

Why would they? they've already died.

Grinning Shadow AU Masterpost

And I'm very glad you like this au so much! 😊

[raconteur-wanpi]

I'm not normally tooooo much of an AU person, though I do dabble occasionally, but I keep having dreams in my sleep of like, hyper-specific One Piece AUs. Like, dreams about me or other artists making them and posting about them, that is. And they're always so clear and full of actual lore and detail, which is insane. Which, I just find so funny, it's like my subconscious is trying to feed me ideas, knowing I have zero available time to manifest them in reality.

The latest dream I had was that the newest AU craze in the OP tumblr dot com community was called "Generation Swap AU", where characters were swapped with their mentors/parents/older characters they're tied to, and vice versa, i.e. Shanks was the scrappy young protagonist and Luffy was the older mentor who gave him the hat etc. Which I'm certain already exists and has been done countless times before, even though I haven't seen any specific examples of it. The interesting detail of it though, was that characters fully kept their personalities and moral alignment even when swapped. So for example, Yamato in this was the captain of the Beast Pirates and one of the Yonko, but he was essentially a cheerful benevolent leader protecting Wano as his territory, and Kaidou was his evil ass brat of a son who wanted to coup him and take over because he thought he was being lame and soft etc. It was interesting, and I think I even remember some plots of specific arcs being part of the dream???

This would be very fun to draw, were I not the most busy individual on planet earth.... there'd be so many characters and arcs to explore, it would take months........

[hellwurld]

Oh my god. So I binge read ur lesbian!lawstappen works because they are literally my girls and im a lesbian who loves evil blondes. Idea: evil blondes take the 2025 fia awards. It’s up to you to decide how the 2025 season goes but however it goes they show up to the fia award ceremony arm in arm (teammates rivals lovers who cares they’re gay they tick all the boxes) Liam is. Insane. The dress idk what vibe but like. She looks amazing. And she’s forced max to be presentable and the two of them. I’m thinking contrasting colour schemes but sharing accessories. Just them at an awards ceremony or fancy event and them both just gay panicking over the other in their own way.

OHHHH ur speaking my language you really are !!! i loveeee dressy lesbians and i love fashion and i love being a general nuisance to formal events so this ticks all my boxes.

2.6k. Teen. Cross-posted to AO3.

Max is used to running late for things.

Not because she's especially bad at time management, but because she usually can't be bothered to try and show up on time. Most events can't really start without her, and if they can, they're not really events she wants to be attending anyway. She likes the FIA Prize Giving Ceremony, sure, but that comes with the condition of her winning. If Max wasn't winning, and therefore the one being given a prize, Max would've much rather ditched. So, Max waits until the last second because she can, takes her time on the roads because she can, and shows up about three to fifteen minutes later than her team ever wants her to, give or take.

Max is used to running late for everything, save for races. This, of course, is always on purpose, and is always a statement. Max, frankly, would love to run late to the 2025 Prize Giving Ceremony, because she won, sure, but the FIA had been a pain in everyone's ass this year, especially her own, and she would've liked to stick it to them a bit.

Unfortunately, Max is taking Liam as a date this year. Which is unfortunate purely because Liam cares so much about being on time, and Max cares about Liam so much that she’s not even angry that her plans for revenge are being spoiled. It’s honestly kind of gross, because Max isn’t even grossed out at herself for it. It’s like having a crush all over again, like being those teenagers in the movies Max had made fun of. She trails after Liam like a puppy, lets Liam drag her to events on time and lets Liam make her seem domesticated and kind and non-threatening in the media. She lets Liam dress her up. It’s disgusting, and Max likes it so much.

Max is not used to dressing up. She hated frills and sequins and tulle as a child, found it uncomfortable and itchy, and when her dad put her in karting, there wasn’t a place for it. Her mom used to put her in beautiful clothing, not feminine but high quality, cashmere sweaters and child-fitted denim and sweet little sneakers. These things would get ruined at the track, so Max never took them, and so Max began to live in her hoodies and tees and whatever jeans fit well enough. It’s not like her father was particularly fashionable, and Red Bull never required more than the rare formal suit from her. They would’ve preferred a dress, obviously, but Max told them to fuck themselves and wore a suit, and just keep wearing that suit.

Liam —obviously, with her vintage and her curated wardrobes of shoes and denim and designer, with her personal stylist and personal nail artist— takes Max a bit out of her shell fashion-wise. Nothing crazy, but nicer sneakers, more designed and graphic and adventurous tees. She finds Max jeans that fit nicely, jeans with red and gold embroidery along the pockets and the hems. She pushes Max towards a haircut that isn’t fucked up pixie cut combined with little boy, asks her to maybe quit it with the hats on occasion.

Liam took one look at the three suits that Max had used in rotation since she started in Formula One and sighed. “I’m calling my stylist,” She had said, and left absolutely zero room for argument. Max wouldn’t have argued anyway. At this point in her career, she knows when she’s beat.

So, it is three hours before the ceremony, and Max is on her way to Liam’s apartment, which is really just Alex’s apartment, because Liam moved in with Alex as a test for if she actually wants to live in Monaco, but Alex isn’t home, with Lily or something, so it’s Liam’s apartment then. Max is getting ready three hours before the ceremony, which she usually waits until she has thirty  to fifteen minutes until she has to be there. It’s a strange feeling, especially because she is entirely underdressed, not even bringing the shoes that she’s going to wear because Liam insisted on getting everything for her. Max, once she gets there, tentatively pushes the door open, looking around for Liam.

“Liam?” Max calls out, standing awkwardly in the doorway, in just her sweatpants and a Red Bull tee, toeing her shoes off because Liam insists on it. 

“In here!” Liam calls out from the bathroom, and Max takes a few steps before Liam starts yelling again. “Wait, wait! Don’t come in, just... Go sit! On the bed!” Max turns to wander into Liam’s room, which was once the guest room. Liam’s taken it over though, with her racks of clothing and shelves of shoes and bags and hats and belts. Her bed is layered with thick comforters, plush and heavy, and Max sinks into it. She fiddles on her phone a bit, as Liam makes more noise in the bathroom. It takes her almost an hour before she’s rushing into the bedroom.

“Hello,” Liam heaves, and Max looks up and— Yeah, okay, whatever! Liam is beautiful. Which Max knew, obviously, since before they were half-dating, half-hooking-up, and fully teammates. But, sometimes, it still shocks Max, in the way that winning grand prixs and championships will never wear off in its joy. Liam’s hair is curling over her shoulders sweetly, the front pieces of her hair being pulled back into a circlet of braids, pinned in the back with golden pins in the shapes of wings. Her makeup is glittery and enchanting, an ombre of navy blue and deep red and gold shimmer, a red, glossy lip, and long lashes. She looks like a princess, even in a sports bra and boxers. She rushes past Max, trailing her fingers through Max’s hair as she passes, and Max just watches, her mouth a little dry and her head a little light.

“Hi,” Max replies, belatedly, but Liam doesn’t notice. She’s whipped open the doors to her closet, taking out two dry cleaning bags and tossing them next to Max on the bed. She digs further, and takes out two pairs of shoes, a lacy, guazy heel and a dark, almost pitch, blue loafer. She doesn’t throw these at Max, thankfully.

“What time is it?” Liam asks distractedly, and Max hums, checking her phone.

“Two hours early,” Max says, in lieu of an actual time, and Liam nods. 

“Good, then we have enough time to get dressed and get there and be twenty minutes early.” Liam says, and Max does not groan, but only because she likes Liam enough to not complain. She also understands that Liam has committed herself to doing the talking tonight, to the sponsors and the FIA and the other drivers, so all Max has to do is show up, look as non-bitchy as possible, accept her championship trophy for the fifth year in a row, and go home. Easy. Liam begins to put on her shoes, supporting her foot on the bed as she tucks her foot into the mesh-like material of the red shoe, embroidered and looking entirely unsupportive. Liam looks incredibly comfortable in them though, and Liam takes her boxers off, and pulls up the shapewear she forced Max to understand the other night. Then, and only then, does she unzip the dry cleaning bags, which Max awaits with bated breath.

It’s beautiful. Obviously. It’s pale and a little see-through and entirely more avant-garde than anything Max had seen at these events in a long time. It’s structured, corseted, with a beaded, beautiful heart on the bust, with strands of gold stretching out like the sun from it. 

“You would not believe,” Liam starts, slipping it out of the bag and stepping into it carefully, “the amount of effort it took to get this approved. I mean, honestly, the FIA should know my deal, at this point! But, no, they said it didn’t ‘count as black tie’” Liam scoffs, air quoting with one hand as the other holds up her dress in the front. She waves to Max to get up, gesturing at the laces in the back. Max heaves herself up and tightens as Liam continues to rant, half bent over the bed. “Which is such bullshit! They let men wear the same disgusting suits that barely count as tuxedos every year, and they let girls wear essentially American prom dresses every year, but I want something that goes a little above my ankle and it’s a no go! I got it, obviously, but truly, I think they have something out for me!” Max hums and nods at all the right intervals, before patting Liam on the back in a manner of saying it’s as tight as possible, I can do nothing more. Liam takes a deep breath, and thanks Max in an exhale. Max nods, kissing Liam’s shoulder before turning her around.

“How do I look?” Liam asks, breathlessly beautiful and enchanting. Her waist is tiny and her face is porcelain, and she looks delicate but also incredibly, wildly strong. Max wants to trap her in a birdcage. Max wants Liam to slam her into a wall.

“Like you are trying way too hard,” Max says, in lieu of any of that, because she has a reputation to upkeep. Liam laughs, a little smaller than usual because she can’t exactly inhale fully, but Max bathes in it anyway.

“Alright,” Liam says teasingly, “But it’s your turn now.” Max does groan this time, as Liam insists on Max shutting her eyes for the surprise of it all.

“You’re very lucky, Max,” Liam says, as she wrestles Max’s tee over her head, “You are very easy to make look polished, you just never try. Tom Ford and Gucci’s people are also much easier to deal with than Paulo’s, but I suppose that’s the issue with talking to bridal designers. So entitled, really.” Max doesn’t catch any of that, so she just hums, lifting her legs as Liam slips her sweatpants off and slips more dressy, structured pants on. Max nearly trips over her, but Liam just giggles and leads Max’s hands to her bare shoulders which, okay, Max can be normal about that. Liam guides Max’s arms through the sleeves of a button up, which she buttons over Max’s chest, and then into a vest, and then into a suit jacket. Max, subconsciously, feels over the fabric, and it’s soft. Nice. Comfortable.

“Okay,” Liam says softly, “Makeup might be a lot to ask of you, so we won’t be doing it. You can look...” She drags Max across the room, where Max knows a mirror is, “Now.”

Max opens her eyes. 

It’s a nice suit. Velvet, Max thinks. It’s a dark, dark blue, and it’s all velvet, including the vest. The only non-velvet, non-blue item, is a pale, creamy button up. Max looks nice. She looks dressy, stylish, but she doesn’t look feminine. It’s a good feeling. Liam nudges the shoes into Max’s feet, and Max slips into them fairly easily.

“It’s based on the 96 Fall/Winter show suit,” Liam says, to fill the silence, “But, I mean, obviously we couldn’t do red. We can’t feed the Ferrari rumors, after all, so Lenora asked for them to make it in blue, or at least direct us to something similar. They made it for us, though. Thank God for money and persuasive stylists, I guess.” Max nods, before realizing she should say something.

“I like it.” Max swallows, because she doesn’t quite know how to make it mean more. Liam seems to get it though, leaning to kiss Max’s neck. She leaves a bit of lip gloss, but neither of them move to wipe it off. They stare into the mirror for a bit, silently, but Liam blinks out of it eventually, moving her hand over Max’s throat. Max swallows.

“You need something here,” Liam says, and Max chokes down her natural response of your hand would be great, because, well— Time and place. Maybe later. Liam flutters to her jewelry, tossing a couple thick gold pieces at Max, vintage watches repurposed into necklaces. “Pick one of those,” Liam says absentmindedly, before she amends, “Pick a good one of those.” Max picks an entirely gold one, and Liam hums approvingly, as she piles her own hands with layers of gold rings, wrapping gold wire around her finger up to her wrist in a faux-bangle stack. Liam goes between two identical smelling perfumes, spends at least fifteen minutes choosing between four also identical red leather bags, and then throws on something that looks a bit like a fitted sheet and a comforter mixed together as a shawl/scarf/some-other-fucking-thing.

“You ready?” She asks Max, like she wasn’t the one taking hours. Max smiles.

“Course,” She says, and she means it, and they both rush out into the elevator and into the private garage, in an effort to not be seen before the runway. It’s fun, if an FIA event could ever be fun. Max supposes that Liam makes things fun.

formulafemme

[Photo of Liam Lawson and Max Verstappen arriving at the 2025 FIA Prize Giving Ceremony. Max has a pair of sunglasses pushing back her hair, and Liam is holding onto her arm a la a princess and her prince.]

OH IM GAGGED OHHHH IM GAGGEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!!!!!!! #fashion #f1

dykestappen

[A video clip of Max Verstappen, in her velvet suit, being interviewed before entering the FIA Ceremony. The journalist asks her about the departure from her usual suit, and Max laughs and blushes, gesturing to Liam a few feet from her, saying: “Oh, it’s all her! Her and her stylist dressed me like I was a, er— doll, today. They had... a lot of fun, obviously, and so did I!” From off-camera, Liam says: “Oh, don’t forget to thank Tom Ford and Gucci! They made that custom!”]

i would like to thank liam lawson for giving us max in more than her normal ugly ass suits... doing the lords work for lesbians everywhere

#liam getting her butch lesbian a custom gucci suit ohhh i see u queen #god obsessed with them

lawsbian

[A photo of Liam and Max, tucked into each other on the runway, uncaring of cameras. They’re giggling, and Max is ducked down far into Liam’s personal space.]

I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFUL

#do they need a third #or a servant #or a dog #i will apply for any position available

lawstappen

[Video of Liam Lawson, speaking about Max’s outfit: “Oh, it was so fun! Me and Lenora, my stylist, had such a good time with it. I think she looks beautiful too, don’t you? No, don’t answer that, I get jealous. (She winks and laughs.) No, I’m joking obviously, she is very beautiful. I am glad she is wearing something that shows that. We got ready together and you could clearly see the change in confidence. I think good clothing changes people.]

#im not even going to comment on this #SHES CRAZY #her calling herself jealous... i know what u are

fashionarchive

[Four photos of Liam Lawson and Max Verstappen on the red carpet for the FIA Ceremony. They’re attached at the hip in every photo, with the last photo being Liam laughing, her head tucked into Max’s shoulder.]

Formula One athletes and married couple Liam Lawson and Max Verstappen on the red carpet for the 2025 FIA Prize Giving Ceremony. Liam Lawson in Paulo Sebastian A/W 2025, and Max Verstappen in custom Gucci, in the style of the 1996 Fall Collection red velvet suit.

wisconsingrandprix

theyre not married

fashionarchive

then why are they acting like that 😐

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

okay someone said they want to see it so:

THINGS I THINK I KNOW ABOUT VARIOUS TOKU SHOWS I HAVE YET TO SEE

please don't send me spoilers like you can kinda confirm but i don't want real spoilers

kamen rider (heisei and reiwa - sorry showa)

kuuga:

everyone keeps telling me that mr gay and godai are like yuma and ishido. this is promising

the grongis have their own language and it's divided if you're supposed to know what they're saying or not. toei i want to know why you will give bad guys whole spoken languages but not good guys. can you explain this please. okay thank you.

you're not supposed to read the manga

the shoulder thing is episode 2

the coroner guy has a wet morgue. no one knows why.

everyone also tells me its really good and i am frankly terrified that i will not think so because EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING IT AND I WAS TOLD THAT ON OTHER SHOWS I DID NOT GET BRAIN WORMS ON

faiz:

there's a horse. i think this horse dies. but there's a horse. i said this out loud because i talk to my screen and my sister just said "the godfather". i do not think the godfather scene happens in faiz but then again it's inoue

inoue's guy is there and he's evil he's evil he mispronounces words cause he's the fucking deevil

juuzo is there?? for some reason??

houjou is ALSO there but is supposed to be punchable in a different way

is this the one where mr is in WAY TOO MANY DRAMAS is in like several episodes. i think so. i think he's a snake. don't quote me.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's inoue bullshit

one of the smart brain people is mio kiva just remembered that

hibiki:

yuuto is here. i know that.

the kid would grow up and be in a vampire drama where tezuka plays a gay kid, a half-french faiz guy that was in the cross-dressing show that was ryoutarou's first role was there, and murakami was also there. he had to do drag in it. i think the kid's name is adachi.

the first episode is supposedly a musical

inoue ruins it after episode 29

trumpet. there's a trumpet.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have none idea on the plot.

ghost:

some people really hate this one and i think it's cause high schooler

i've seen the main guy in one other thing and that was silly

i have seen whom i assume is the mentor guy in quite a few things and he rocks and can't wait to see him.

there's gay people but i'm not entirely sure who is with who

the one guy is like. super hella asshole in real life. i think it's alain's guy but it might be makoto. but i think it's alain. i don't know what either of those guys do i just know these names

there's the guy who calms down dan kuroto but i didn't think he was super important to the plot?

there's that eye thing.

oh it's like. famous people over the centuries for power ups

zi-o:

IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT ENDS WITH THEM DOING THE REGULAR TIMELINE AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IN THE END

woz is hot

the den-o rules are broken again because god forbid we abide by den-o rules

some people ot3 or ot4 it

tsukasa decade is divorcing daiki AGAIN the whole show

let's blow up toei studios!

zero-one:

we're supposed to have father forgiveness and this pisses people off

gai is like. my age irl or so but is supposed to be in his 40s

non-binary person

the secondary really likes mr main guy's puns but will never admit it

covid fucked this one over i think

izu is there

saber:

miss reika's lesbianism in all crossovers is like. brocon instead

there's a lot of them

there's an ot4 strong enough that a friend that doesn't really do ot#s ships it but if you asked me at gunpoint to identify them i wouldn't be able to

souta and...genta? show up at some point

storius hot. phew

touma has fun hats and strange outfits

they have a bookstore

revice:

demons. trans allegories.

THEY SOMEHOW NERFED MAEDA. I HAVE SEEN HIM HE'S VERY CUTE WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM

the kimiyuki main guy is there but doesn't do a lot

they own the bathhouse that is many a toku

george. i know george.

something goes on with a man named hiromi

lesbians. very strong lesbians. that they try to sister in that special with micott orb

geats:

WAYYYYYYYYY TOO MANY OF THEM. WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO MANY. YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH I COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING GEATS JUMPSCARED WHEN LOOKING UP ACTORS

main guy is a fox

keiwa is adorable and has a good bl and a nice singing voice

buffa is angry and purple

there's some punk guy named hallelujah win

the wizard movie villain is there and has power dynamics with one of these guys. not sure if it's hallelujah win or the guy who was in zettai bl.

there's some yuri but since it's ten bajillion guys it's way more yaoi

gotchard:

a return to fun practical effects

high schoolies again

there's chemies and one of them is just a guy and the lore implications are not actually explored

juggler is there at one point

some people ship the girl and the guy and some people don't

miss orbgin princess is like super mega lesbian

there's some goth girls and one of them is like. 9. reji 2.0? i don't actually know. i think one of them is mixed.

oh the cocoa otoko vocalist is one of the villains

there's like. stuff with spanner and a teacher

the girl turned into a kamen rider in the movie in a move that pissed off a lot of people

gavv:

parents complained about the stomach showing

food

valen is the chocolate one

they didn't have the girl be a kamen rider

i have no idea who the villain is actually

super sentai (ones i can name off the top of my head. sorry i still do not have the hero-getter memorized)

gingaman:

my year.

those grunts are. uh. what.

the one gozyuger guy is hella promoting it

i don't actually know anything about gingaman but i'm watching it next

magiranger:

family

magic

toei's parking lot man is the yellow

the two villainesses can combine into one

THAT'S OUR IDIOT

capes!

dekaranger:

cops

jasmine hot and has esp

doggie kroger and swan are in a relationship

the red and blue are homoerotic

kakuranger:

i'm supposed to watch it cause it's fun

liveman:

why'd you do that to your friends

the villain is fun

MPREG EPISODE

go-busters:

supposed to be fantastic. cause koyabashi does not miss. however.

the robots. i do not like that bunny. i know that.

they're data? corrupted data?

jetta orb is there

mr toei parking lot is there and i think he dies

mr toei parking lot man also swears for real in english

it's morphin time

changeman:

supposed to watch it

goggle v:

rescue da

supposed to watch it

goseiger:

angels

you don't actually fuck with the red despite him being this tiny lil dude

gosei knight

they wear the jackets of past sentais

ninninger:

family again

the red somehow has a kid but he never has a woman

the sixth is american

the blue is british somehow

i think the red and pink are siblings and then the white and blue are siblings? i have no fucking clue. not sure what the yellow is. frankly forgot he existed for a second there but then remembered he was in zettai bl 3

ryusoulger:

dinosaurs

melto is gay

canalo is a womanizer

one girl

the green and black are brothers

zyuranger:

power ranger show number 1

dinosaurs

i have no idea that is literally all i know about zyuranger

ohranger:

also a power rangers

uh the one guy was in the kingoh in space special but had been replaced and they're supposed to live forever? or something

shapes

carranger:

is that power rangers turbo? i think so

cars?

bioman:

is this the terrible dad one

gogofive:

teachers? family of teachers?

kiramager:

diamonds

wait maybe this was the one with the yellow in zettai bl 3 actually

i think all the boys were in bls by now. the blue. does not stop showing up in random bls. the red has 2.

PINK4PINK GIRLIE HERE

the silver has that sister that isn't human? i think?

covid fucked this one over

goranger:

the first one but no it isn't but yes it is

no mecha

jakq:

not supposed to watch this one

ultraman (also just ones i can remember)

trigger:

tiga related

basco is there

um. that lady with glasses.

the one guy is gonna be in the stage show of mdzs with sonoshi

yeah mostly i know basco is there

decker:

dyna related

the main guy kissed lupinred

x:

taiga ex-aid is there

DR MAKI IS APPARENTLY THERE

the main guy has his own bl

uhhhhh i dunno i didn't make it through that movie despite owning it on bluray cause it came with the ginga s movie

z:

exists

tiga:

always paired with dyna and gaia

dyna:

always paired with tiga and gaia

he shows up with cosmos in ginga or orbgin or something

cosmos:

really long

the main guy is way cuter in the later stuff

blue!

ultraman:

came out the year my boss was born and he's watched 1 episode cause it's on tubi

started it all

seven:

no idea

taro:

the host literally never shows up again

does not get into tregear (lmao)

goofy i think?

ace:

is that the one with the glasses?

jack:

is this even a show or is he just an ultraman

zero:

i cannot remember if this is a show or like an extra guy

blazar:

it's heart drive!

pretty light on yaoi

those noises are.

skard does not have two women

the netflix show:

supposed to be awful

the anime:

not supposed to be great?

on tubi and i think also hoopla

power rangers (off the top of my head yet again)

power rangers:

the red is. uh.

original green ranger. rest in peace

my dad met a few at a birthday party, and this is backed up by the uncle i can trust with stories so

zordan

zyuranger

in space:

is this ohranger?

they switch some people.

light speed rescue:

gogofive? i think? no idea on plot.

turbo:

tommy oliver is there?

mystic force:

magiranger

they're wizards i think

apparently NOT in california

spd:

dekaranger

is happening...now. in 2025

dino fury:

ryusoulger

orange girl? or is that just cosmic fury?

cosmic fury:

continuation of dino fury

AWFUL BAD SUITS

the red is now a girl!

lesbians for real

uses KYUURANGER MECHA?????? FOR SOME FUCKING REASON???

ninja force:

i think this is the hurricanger one. assuming that is the next reasons

HOLD THAT GIRL BY THE PUSSY

school of ninjas

beast morphers:

go-busters

made in 2020

MUSICAL EPISODE???????

the red seems cool

the ninnin one:

the guy who played the blue was koda's irl brother i think

no idea on anything else actually

megaforce/super megaforce:

first is goseiger then is gokaiger

yellow is yet another blonde girl

the red met ozawa

i don't think they're angels

random various toku

zubat:

good at everything

show of all time

super rabies

dogengers:

decide NOT to do world domination (too much work)

kitaqman

metal heroes:

if you asked me which was which i'd have no idea. sorry.

gavan:

MARVELOUS'S GRANDPA

the reboot guy sure is like. gay with every guy he meets

space sheriff. no idea how that plays out

garo:

gotta watch it in order

boobs

lotta familar faces actually