#zombie pug

[sherimoonzombie]

🎂 Happy birthday to Godzilla Zombie!🎂

[vetor2064]

Some pencil drawings

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Honestly the old fairy tales make a lot more sense if you assume that the Big Bad Wolf is a vampire. Or, more likely, some vampire adjacent supernatural beast.

The most obvious clue? He can't enter a dwelling without being invited in.

In the three stories in which the Big Bad Wolf appears— Little Red Riding Hood, The Three Little Pigs and The Goat and the Seven Kids— the BBW explicitly has to ask before entering the home.

In TTLP, he asks directly and is denied, at which point, despite clearly having the ability to force down a door, he's instead reduced to destroying the whole house by 'blowing it down' (suggesting some ability to control the weather?). When it comes to the third little pig's house, even though the door is probably made of wood (a material that we know the wolf can destroy, because it's what the last little pig's house was made of) he's completely stymied the moment the pug says "no, I will not let you in!"

(He does, in fairness, manage to get in via the chimney. But this arguably does not count as crossing the threshold.)

In LRH and TGSK, meanwhile, he disguises himself. When entering Grandma's cottage, he mimics Little Red's voice so that Grandma will invite him in. (Remember that Grandma is generally portrayed as bedridden. She's not goinh to be able to get up and let him in— the door is unlocked.) In TGSK, meanwhile, the whole story is about the wolf's attempts to disguise himself as the mother goat, using flour to mask his dark fur and sugar to sweeten his rough voice.

Which brings me to my next point.

The wolf can clearly shape-shift, but only into certain forms.

The wolf is perfectly able to take up a conversation with a young girl walking alone through the woods, without arousing her suspicion. Later, he's able to perfectly disguise himself as an elderly woman just by dressing himself up in Grandma's clothes.

This makes a lot more sense if he was in human form during these parts of the story. It also explains the gradual progression of Little Red's realisation that all is not what it seems. "What big eyes you have Grandma." "What big ears you have Grandma." As opposed to the more expected: "HOLY FUCK GRANDMA YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST A WOLF IN A NIGHT CAP!!!"

The wolf is clearly changing back in this scene, and Little Red's comments are her trying to process what she is seeing.

I'd also like to point out that wolves aren't known for their climbing ability, especially up sheer surfaces, and the BBW is usually portrayed as being significantly larger than the Pigs, implying that their home probably wasn't built with somebody of his size in mind.

That being said, how in the hell did the wolf not only climb onto the roof of the Pigs' house (without being noticed!) but also manage to fit down their chimney? It seems highly unlikely that he could have managed either feat, but for some other creature— such as, to use a completely random example, a bat— it would be child's play.

As for why I say that he can only change into specific forms— the wolf clearly cannot shapeshift himself into a goat. Can't be done. Despite being able to perfectly disguise himself as an elderly human woman (who his victim knew very well and must have seen many times!) when it comes to disguising himself as a mother goat, suddenly he has to resort to makeup and techniques to change his voice.

Third piece of evidence: the wolf can only be killed in one very specific way.

Now, that specific admittedly isn't a stake through the heart or exposure to direct sunlight, which is why I'm saying it's unlikely that the BBW is a true vampire in the modern sense.

No, the method of killing the BBW, as discovered by the woodcutter, is the same one that you would use to dispatch a zombie: you have to destroy or sever the head.

LRH is the only story where the wolf, consistently across all versions, dies. In TLP he is full submerged in boiling water and still manages to run away.

In TGSK, the mother goat slits his belly open and fills it with large rocks. After being sewn up again, the wolf not only survives this process, but the only negative symptom we are told he experiences is… dehydration. Cutting him open and essentially disembowelling him wasn't a way to kill him, it was just a way for the mother goat to retrieve her children and drive the wolf to the well, where the heavy rocks in his stomach cause him to fall in and sink to the bottom.

And iirc it's not even confirmed whether this kills him, or just traps him in the well. The only confirmed way to kill the wolf is to sever the head.

But that last story also brings me to my final point: The wolf does not consume his victims in a normal way.

No, he doesn't drink their blood. The other reason why I wouldn't call him a true vampire. But nor does he really eat them.

In two stories, LRH and TGSK, the wolf manages to gobble up his prey before they can escape. In both cases they are later retrieved— in one case from the wolf's corpse and in the other from his living body— alive, well and unharmed.

The wolf, despite what big teeth he has, does not tear his victims to shreds or even chew them. The interior of the wolf is suggested to be probably larger than the wolf himself (the wolf is capable of wearing Grandma's clothes, even though his belly is apparently big enough to contain both Grandma and Little Red), and does not seem to have any stomach acid or anything else to aid digestion.

Illustrations do not usually portray Little Red and Grandma as covered in viscera.

It's not actually clear why the wolf is so desperate to find prey, given that he can't digest it. Possibly he absorbs energy from his still living victims once they are imprisoned within him, or possibly he just derives pleasure from the misery of their families. Either way, he's certainly not consuming them the way a normal wolf would.

Not sure exactly where I was going with this, except that I now absolutely want to see more of the Big Bad Wolf as a serious horror villain.

[kainorigin]

Oz, Brian and Doggo

(Doggo is a zombie pug, because why not)

(Seeing the chill zombie playing with his lil zombie doggo makes my day)

[sukunas-play-thing]

Birthday Kisses and Cake

Sabo x Oc

my birthday is today, and im feeling a little at my lowest, so this is mostly self comfort and self indulgent. Feel free to read if you like regardless. slight dark themes, hurt/comfort, mentions of death, it's OC based, but you can read it as reader if you want Thank you.

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this also includes a little bit of Gravity Falls sprinkled in there, mostly bc I'm a sucker for multiverse work.

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Birthday Kisses and Cake (Sabo x Selim)

she woke in a good enough mood, she had well rested rest with Sabo next to her. She knows she did, she didn't fall asleep upset.

The night before, was spent watching her best friend play the newest game release, Sun Wukang, before she had taken a break to check on her lover, Lindberg. Leaving Sabo and Selim alone to chat about anything and everything, Sabo had found Selim's criminal record she had gained during a summer vacation one year with distant family, and Sabo spent most of the time reading them off, laughing, and asking her what half of them meant, or what on earth prompted half her arrests. She'd laugh, explain things.

"Sweetheart, you've gotten 32 counts of murder!?." Sabo gasped looking at the paper in his hands, he lays on his back on the bed, Selim, tucked under his arm with his arm wrapped around her waist to pull her closer. She groans as she hides her face in his chest. "I told that officer Durley, they were zombies! No one believes me!." She would say.

Sabo couldn't help but laugh at this, rolling his eyes. He never realized the women was such a criminal, nonetheless. "Okay..um..what's "pug trafficking" ?." He asks her as his eyebrow raises. Selim was quick to respond with her ppunter finger up. "That. Was all Grunkle Stan! I had nothing to do with that!." She says, oh so matter of factly. Sabo let out a hearty laugh.

He liked her crazy shenanigans. It reminded him of simpler times, when he was younger, and spent his childhood time with Luffy and Ace, she reminded him a little of the two. Her hot headed and aggressiveness similar to Ace, to her bright and happy smile like Luffy's. Sabo felt warm, whole, contented in this very moment. He threw the papers on the ottoman by her bed, and wrapped his arms around her, pulling her to his chest, hugging her so tight she'd groan in protest. But he ignored it. He placed sweet kisses to her head, before he'd mumble, "You know what tomorrow is?." He asked her, She hummed in response before she began naming off possible scenarios, holidays etc.

"Umm…. memorial day?." Sabo shakes his head, she pouts. "It's not your birthday… That was in March…" She mumbles to herself, Sabo chuckles. "It's not our anniversary… is it!?." She's quick to panic at the notion that she had forgotten, Sabo was quick to comfort her. "No darling, think harder." He simply says, as he softly pokes her nose. She scrunches her face in mock annoyance, before thinking to herself again.

"Is it Luffy's birthday???." She asks. Wrong, she's so cute when she's clueless, or forgets things, especially like days like her birthday.

He shakes his head and sighs, playfully rousing her hair. She slaps him. "Get some sleep darling…We have a long day tomorrow." Is all he says, she goes to say something but Sabo's soft smile, and his finger to his lips in a gesture of silence, stops her. she pouts again, nuzzling to his side, and finally falling asleep.

She slept good, she did, she had a good night.

So why does she feel this way? This feeling of inadequacy?

Low, sad and broken?. She turns to her side, seeing Sabo had already gotten up for the day.

She sighs and plops herself down on the bed again she feels heavy like weight sitting on her chest. Refusing to let her move. She groans at this and forces herself off the bed, rolling to the side. She reaches for a cigarette. She's out. She sighs before getting up to find herself some caffeine. Only to open the fridge and see she has no more monster. She slams the fridge shut. She walks back to her room to get dressed, She'll just walk to the store real quick. No biggy!

She gets to the store, grabs three cold cans, and then heads to the counter to get some smokes for herself and her friend. "I need to see some ID." The clerk asks, rather rudely, in Selim's opinion, but she ignores it and realizes quickly. She didn't grab her ID. She groans and tells the clerk to just scan the drinks, please. Selim walks back home, the sky is cloudy, bleak, and a little bit of a sprinkle of rain begins. She whimpers. She makes it back to the house, grabs her ID, and storms back to the store. gets them finally, and walks back home. By now, she's sweaty and a little cold from the soft patters of rain hitting her seething body. When she gets back home. She goes straight to her room, and anger boils down to a deep depression. 'Ah, so it's gonna be like that.' She'd think to herself as she sits down, she's been wanting to get back into writing again, Similar to Sabo, he inspired her to want to write a book about her life, the people that's impacted her. But words aren't wording. And she groans annoyed yet again and walks away from her project.

She sighs, lighting the lighter that won't work so she throws the lighter and sits there in silence for a moment. She takes deep, even breaths to control her rising anger and frustration. Her den den mushy rings, and she leans over to grab the receiver. 'Cuhlick.' The sound emanates.

"Hey Sissy!!!." It's her twin brother, Elliott. "Hey Bubba." She says softly, feeling a little calmer now. "Happy Birthday." He says, and it finally hits her, 'Ah, that's what Sabo's behavior was about last night.' She muses to herself. She shakes her head in deep thought. Her silence muses her brother, as he chuckles on the other end.

"You forgot, didn't you?." He says, a slight tease to his tone. They talk a moment. Luffys voice is on the other end, demanding he speak to her. "HEY MILLIE HAPPY BIRTHDAY." Luffy hollers. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE BROOOO. I hope you have a SUUUUUUPER BIRTHDAY." That was Franky. She can see in her head the commotion Elliott must be surrounded in. Everyone crowding him and yelling in his ear. All the strawhats wishing her a happy birthday, wishing they were there today. Luffy asks to tell her he said hello to Sabo when she sees him again. Selim nods. When things die down. It's when Elliotts tone changes to a somber one. "Hey, um, by the way. I found a voice recording from our late friend and crew mate, it's for you. He sent it Before he died and im just now finding it.." Elliott speaks. Before sending selim the voice recording. She opens it up, says thank you to her brother, and hangs up. She curls into herself as the voice recording plays.

Voice recording:

"Hey, kiddo, it's me. Ches, Listen, I heard you've been having a bad day today. And I just wanted to say that I am proud of you. I know sometimes life can be hard, it can be really hard. But just know this, you're stronger than you give yourself credit for. And to always be kinder to yourself. You have an amazing brother who'd do anything for you. A bestie whose your ride or die. And your brothers crew and me. Who'd give you the whole world. Always think of the good things life has given to you. Always remember how far you've come, regardless of how hard it was to be on this earth you still shined bright. Still got up in the mornings to tackle the day. And still has a heart full of love. So. Please, go take a hot shower, put on your favorite clothes, make your room dark, put on your favorite show or movie. And remember, that you are number one. Thank you for being in our lives. See ya later, kiddo! "

Selim didn't realize that she had been crying. Hot tears fell from her face to her knees. She missed him so much. And every day, she's grateful to being on this earth because of him. Hearing his voice was weird, considering he'd been dead for two years. He fought his battle and lost, and here he was, still encouraging her to keep going herself. It was the hardest bit of reality she's ever faced. She broke down. Sobbing uncontrollably when her bedroom door opened. Sabo had returned from running errands with Lindbergh and selims best friend. Seeing her in this state caused Sabo to drop everything and rush to her side. Checking her to see if she was hurt physically. Only to see she wasn't.

This pain was emotional. So he did what he knows best. He wrapped her in his arms and held her so tightly. In his signature, bone crushing hugs. He let her cry. Let her cry all of what she felt out. Closing his eyes and choking back his own sobs. He hated seeing her this way. Seeing her cry made him cry. Even though he wanted to be strong for her above all else. But she's taught him to be vulnerable when it was just him and her. And so he did. When she calmed down. He asked what was wrong. To which she told him she received the voicemail she had never gotten until now. Sabo knew of their old crew mate. They talked about him often. How kind he was, how selfless he was. And how it tore their crew up when he passed. He understood loss all too well. He fixes her hair. Wipes her tears. He holds her hands in his gloved ones.

"Darling... I want you.. to have the best birthday ever, let's get you cleaned up. Me, you. Lindbergh and your friend are all going out for your birthday. I, want you to know. We're happy you're here. Happy birthday sweetheart. The most very special lady I've ever met."

She swooned at how sweet and thoughtful Sabo can be. She shakes her head, thinking she couldn't be presentable. But Sabo disagrees. He helps her up, indirectly giving her the strength she needed to move again. His strong arms hold her upright, his strong legs, helped her walk, his strong hands wiped her tears, and his sturdy chest grounds her. He grounds her.

He helps her get cleaned up. He helps her get dried off, She fixes her hair. And dots her lips with a soft color tint. She picks out her outfit and sprays her favorite perfume. Her friend and Lindbergh are waiting in the living room when Sabo and Selim emerge together. She wears soft colors and a beautiful shawl Sabo bought for her birthday today. A dark blue laced color that matched her dress wonderfully. The four set out for the day to have lunch and then to walk along a beach shore. They call the strawhats and her brother back, and they all sing happy birthday to her as she hides her face bashfully. The sun begins to set. And they go out to dance. The lights and music soothe her weary soul. Sabo looks absolutely handsome in his blue black suit. He kisses her full of love and adoration as the song ends. And when they walk back to the house. They are greeted with the entire revolutionary army members. All with their own, specially wrapped presents, just for her. Ivankov made a beautiful pink and purple cake. With 27 birthday candles on it, with the words; "Happy Birthday, Millie!"

Gracing the decorated treat. They all sang happy birthday. Selims a giggling mess as Sabo sways side to side with his arm wrapped around her. His voice, a soothing balm, calming her tumultuous waves of pain and anxiety, and washing it all away with just a simple look. His charming smile, makes her heart flutter. She wraps her arms around him as he places many kisses on her face as the song concludes. Everyone's clapping and cheering. And when it was time to blow out her candles. She thinks for a moment.

There's nothing to wish for. She has her friends, all here. Her brother is alive and well and with the strawhats. Luffys is happy, her friend is happy. And Sabo, sweet, caring, funny, darling Sabo. Is right here with her. Her whole world was crashing down when she met him. And he's slowly building her pieces back together again. Even if he doesn't realize it. She smiles and kisses his chest. And blows out her candles. Everyone cheers and claps again. Before music begins to play.

"Thank you, everyone."

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I'm sorry this was sad. I don't know why I'm feeling sad hut here we are. Thank you so much for reading. Have a lovely day/night mootisies.

[wylldebee]

Castlevania AU where everything is the same except Hector's little zombie pug Cezar survives the attack on the castle in season one. Alucard finds him in Hector's forge all alone and proceeds to look after him, and the two of them bond, and Alucard isn't all alone in his big childhood home. Cezar's favourite chew toy is the Trevor doll. He keeps carrying it around in his mouth by the crotch. Alucard finds it hilarious.

[machinesonix]

Okay with Dune 2 being mostly about messianic philosophy and the next one probably even moreso, I wanna talk about what I see as the BIG MESSIANIC PICTURE behind the setting, or at least what I believe it to be. There's going to be spoilers in here, but they're not going to be anything you're going to see on screen in this trilogy.

I'm gonna start off by highlighting something that might not be totally obvious at first glance. There are two completely different prophecies Paul finds his terrible purpose in. The Kwizatz Haderach is the ‘ultimate human’ envisioned by the Bene Gesserit who will have an enhanced power of prescience because he can project the Other Memory through both the X and Y chromosome and free humanity from its animal nature. The Lisan al-Gaib is a myth planted in the Fremen culture by the Bene Gesserit in case the Sisterhood ever needed to control them. The big tldr is that Bene Gesserit training involves a lot of learning through observation, so their kids tend to learn things so fast it looks like they already knew them and they pass that off as a miracle. 

I think it’s pretty obvious we’re supposed to find this Kwizatz Haderach thing pretty sus. The disciples of this prophecy are themselves purveyors of false prophecy. Paul certainly doesn’t believe he’s the Kwizatz Haderach, and that’s because he knows he’s not the Lisan al-Gaib. But he does wind up ticking the boxes. He does in fact survive the Water of Life ritual despite his sex. He is indeed uniquely prescient because he can see both sides of the Other Memory. Thing is as we move forward into the books that are not getting movies, we’re asked to reinspect this because of all the other Kwizatz Haderachs.

Brian Herbert gets kind of a raw deal because he didn’t have his father’s writing chops, but we’re comparing him directly to a person many consider to be the greatest science fiction author of all time. What he did have is a deeper insight into his dad’s setting and philosophies than anyone else, so miss me with any mess about which books you don’t consider canon unless you’re ready to go all Council of Nicea with me. Anyway, a really prominently weird thing that loses a lot of people is that Paul’s kid is a worm. He’s not born that way, he basically does the Water of Life ritual in the middle of a bunch of pupating sand worm larvae and comes out of it as a big worm with a human head that can produce spice in his own body. Leto II claims that he’s the Kwizatz Haderach, and to be fair, he is way more of an ‘ultimate being’ than his dad. People worship him not as a prophet, but as a god. Paul brought revolution to the universe, Leto II brought peace. It’s the peace of a godlike tyrant who can read minds and punish dissidence before it happens, but as long as we’re comparing people to their dads it's not like he started a race war that killed 26 billion people in the name of ‘justice.’ 

You may have heard Duncan Idaho winds up being the real Kwizatz Haderach. If you remember that gimp suit beetle thing in the first movie, the Harkonnens and their Tlelaxu buddies take dead people and turn them into sort of clone-zombie servitors called gholas. I’m not making any promises, but there is a real possibility the third movie will have Jason Momoa in a gimp suit, because Duncan is the best ghola. The second Duncan Idaho, bearing the edgy mid-century sci-fi moniker Hayt, is a gift from the Tlelaxu to Paul after his rise to power as an ostensible ‘we’re sorry we helped the Harkonnens kill your entire family.’ If you’ve seen the 1984 Dune movie you’ll know that the Duke of House Atreides keeps a pug. What you might not know is that it’s been the same pug for 10,000 years by virtue of genetic xeroxing. Once Leto II takes over, Duncan becomes the new house pug. Duncans serve as mentats, swordmasters, philosophers, and more over millenia of incarnations. Eventually one of the Duncans gets slammed with all the memories of the previous Duncans and he’s got this totally bizarre version of the Other Memory where he can remember all of his ancestors' memories, but his ancestors are also himself. Thereafter he can run like the Flash and fistfight robots and people call him the Kwizatz Haderach. Like I said, Brian’s books are petty controversial among fans.

Also the reverse-Bene Gesserit wind up making a Bizarro Kwizatz Haderach at one point but he’s just prescient enough to see that there isn’t a future where he isn’t just a washed up fraud. 

Now let’s put it all together. I think the core philosophical study at the center of Dune is the question ‘What is a messiah?’ And like any great work of art it really is more about the question than the answer. Our three Kwizatz Haderachs (I’m not gonna count Thallo, he’s more like an allegory for Joel Olstein) propose some possibilities. Paul is the guy who ticks all the boxes. His messianic status is descriptive, not prescriptive. He isn’t actually the guy the Bene Gesserit thought it was going to be, so that notion of predestination is gone, but if the Kwizatz Haderach is ‘the man who can use the Other Memory,’ then he’s it. He and the people around him knew the prophecy and chose to lean in that direction, he got 

Leto II is the closest thing to a divine manifestation that fits in this universe. He is literally in the body of one of the unstoppable forces of nature the Fremen venerate as their protector. He calls himself ‘God-Emperor’ in a setting where every man, woman, child, face dancer, and thing in between is raised on the principle that there is a monotheistic creator deity and that deity wants humanity to flourish. Everyone who didn’t believe in God got killed by robots ten thousand years ago. By insisting on literal religious worship of his political station, Leto II is seriously making some waves. Imo this is sort of like an extreme example where the question is more like ‘Is this what it takes before you’ll call someone the messiah?’ Even then, the fact that this dude is definitely NOT God in the way this setting understands it casts aspersions on the idea of a visibly supernatural force being inherently divine.

Finally, Duncan is a total freak accident. He is the ‘perfect human’ because he has been iterated on and improved over and over again, but he has nothing at all to do with the Bene Gesserit breeding program. Thousands of years after the Fremen uprising, when everyone thinks the Kwizatz Haderach is ancient history, there’s this guy with super powers. Unlike Paul, there’s no prophecy to suggest he might be the Chosen One and no decision to lean into the mythos surrounding it. The idea of iteration is really important with Duncan. Pardon the unflattering comparison, but there’s something kind of Heglian in how perfection is an inevitability as long as someone keeps stirring the pot. 

I would argue that aspects of all of this are present in the first book. Leto II and Duncan are just deeper explorations of some of the questions posed by Paul. And if I’m to wrap this all up with a neat little bow, I think the point of it is that they’re all totally valid Kwizatz Haderachs. ‘Kwizatz Haderach’ are just words. For ten thousand years, there was a description of a thing and nothing existed that fit that description. There was a plan to create something that fit the bill, but we got a guy who could do the miracle even when we went off script. At that point it just seems like a semantic argument. Likewise, Leto II is pretty much God. He’s immortal, he sees all things past and future, his body produces and feeds him the chemical that puts him in that trippy oneness-with-everything. He sure as fuck isn’t what anyone was expecting God to look like, but it’s pretty much theologicially bankrupt to be like ‘Excuse me, something isn’t the universal superbeing unless it’s exactly what I already had in mind’ even if people do exactly that all the time. If the 400 meter single worm-boot fits, as they say. I’m not exactly how to make this sound as serious as I mean it, but Duncan as Kwizatz Haderach is basically like Brian Herbert shoving the pile of Korans off his desk and going ‘Fuck it, look.’ This guy’s got nothing to do with the Bene Gesserit. He has the genetic memory of his masculine ancestors, but you probably couldn’t get away with calling it the same thing Paul does in court. Half the reason he gets called the ‘perfect human’ is the sentiment expressed by ‘Oh dawg, Duncan, bro, he’s the realest, most human out of any of us.’ He is just called the Kwizatz Haderach because that is the language that exists in the culture that is closest to what he is. But you know what? Same with Paul, or Leto II, or even the Joel Olstein guy I mentioned. 

Prophecies don’t predict saviors, they make them. Chani has a line in the new movie that’s something like ‘Promise them a messiah and they will wait forever,’ and I think that’s Dune boiled down to its most essential notion.  

[thatcartoonnetworkblog]

Cartoon Network Friday Spotlight: The Life and Times of Juniper Lee- "I've Got My Mind on My Mummy, and My Mummy on My Mind"

I feel like you can't talk about Juniper Lee without talking about a show which premiered around the same time- Disney's American Dragon: Jake Long. Both starred Asian-American adolescents whose lineage requires them to ensure the bridge between the human world and fantasy realms intersect as seldom as possible. They both have obnoxious, but well-meaning younger siblings who get into the action more than they should. They both even answer to grandparents and have protective pug dogs. Neither show became a sensation, but they had their fans despite (or arguably because of) their similarties.

You'd think that as a Cartoon Network blog runner, I'd be a bigger fan of Juniper Lee, but I actually liked American Dragon a lot more. I thought it had stronger bones and turned into something special during its second season (see, I like the competitors sometimes, too).

But Juniper had its moments, too. Anyway, they were both way better than Danny Phantom, which I think was crap. I admire how Juniper aspired to be a comedy first and foremost, and it could be pretty clever when it wanted to.

Anyway, this is a good early one, when June and her crush Marcus are assigned to do a report on a visiting mummy for the town's museum/mall hybrid. While June discovers that the mummy is paired with a scripture in a language that her pet guardian, Munroe can read, she tries to get him to help, but he refuses... only for the mummy to come to life and decide to run his own restaurant chain with a slew of zombies.

This is an early example where June is in the right as opposed to Munroe, and the rest of the episode is dedicated to putting a stop to the world learning of real undead food. It results in a pretty good time, a little silly, but that's what you should hope for here.

[idiopathicsmile]

Doing a little summertime sale of my polymer clay creations! Everything is in the $8 to $15 range (before shipping) and you can click the read more for closeups and prices.

Pug earrings! Show your love for those smushy-faced darlings. $10 per pair.

Monster mash trio. We've got the classics of the genre: a vampire, a were-yorkie, and a zombie. $8 individually, $20 as a group.

Brown dog earrings. What breed? Brown. $10 per pair.

Cthulhu babies. Listen, Lovecraft was a racist shithead and I see no reason to take his legacy seriously. Made with glittery clay for an extra I-don't-know-what. $7 each or $18 for three.

Glittery pink tentacle earrings. For those days when you wanna cosplay as Vaguely Unsettling Barbie. $10 per pair.

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea Tentacle magnet. Yes, it will look like your fridge has a tiny porthole that a kracken is bursting through. Maybe you want that feel in your kitchen decor? I'm not here to judge. $12.

Liz the Lizard pin. If you're thinking of being Ms. Frizzle for Halloween, this is a good alternative to carrying a stuffed reptile all night. I love this one but I've Frizzled like three times and it's time to pass the torch. $15.

If you're interested in anything, comment or toss me an ask and we can work out the details in chat. Thanks for reading!

[annakacoyett]

Idea: Rei gets adopted into the Addams family.

- he gets into fights, most of the time for the stupidest reasons but he loves the adrenaline so

- and you know he has done his fair share of running away from thugs and the like when he runs into crime scenes

- so its during the miyano family era and rei comes by often enough that they have a medical cot set for him specifically because child why the fuck did you come in with a broken nose, half you hair burnt and enough bruises and scratches that you could be the second coming of the undead zombies

- adrenaline junkie rei, in all his tiny, petty 9yo glory

- so the addams fam randomly decides to go to japan for the haunted houses because thats just what they do during vacay

- wednesday gripes about the bad acting and how its not creepy enough while pugsley and uncle fester has the time of their lives traumatizing the actors with their antics

- morticia and gomez are making out at the back of the shack, while grandmama is on the search for exotic potion ingredients

- thing and lurch are back at the hotel because you cant have a moving hand and a giant zombie following you without people staring

- the next day weds and pugs finds an abandoned building to explore

- surprise surprise our adrenaline junkie rei is doing medioaker parkour on the rusty half dead railing just because he could

- surprise surprise they got along like a house on fire and rigged with explosives

- they part ways after a wrestling match with a crowbar each and multiple broken bones just because they could

- and hey it hurts like hell but rei had the most fun hes ever had in his 9 yo life and miss elena you should know that hes perfectly sensible and can fend for himself thank you very much

- meanwhile weds and pugs did their version of gushing passionately about the new friend they made

- gomez being gomez asked if they can sword fight

- wednesday and pugsley look at each other before replying

- 'we do not know about his skills in fencing, but he is an excellent railing user, father'

- and then they proceed to do a reneactment of epic proportions of the fight they had earlier

- which contains rusty railings, high ledges and lethal amounts of nails and crowbars

- and then wednesday was like

- 'and the best part is hes an orphan'

- morticia and gomez was estatic

- and they all decide they want to adopt another kid, not just any kid, but this "interesting friend" their children keep talking about

- so cue to city wide manhunt throughout beika for a certain orphanage that has rei

- all the while everyone was having the time of their lives stumbling across crime scenes

- morticia and gomez was like 'it builds character' when the police questioned why they were happy their children saw a brutallly murdered corpse

- grandmama was arrested at least ten times because she was picking up the spilled guts and bones and occasionally cutting off a few hands and eyeballs

- her reply to the police: 'its not like they need it. theyre dead.'

- then they finally came to rei's orphanage

- the director was like here are our best children that might interest you

- the prim and proper crop of the lot shows up

- and the addams were dissapointed and gomez asked them dont you have any interesting ones

- and proceeds to describe rei

- meanwhile weds and pugs explore the orphanage and guess who they found

- rei.

- cue hamlet shakespare show with much less angst and way more childish blood

- the adults came rushing in the the director was plum in the face because these are Very Important Old Money Rich People that are taking interest in his orphanage

- then this halfie comes along and ruined his grand plan to become famous

- so he proceeds to berate rei while apologizing perfusely with his eyes closed

- even did the bow and everything

- meanwhile gomez was challenging rei to a duel and morticia was filling out the paper work

- (fester's in the guest room terrorizing the other staff members)

- and then morticia came back with the paperwork and was like

- 'found a sibling you like, children?'

- and wednesday and pugsley like yeah, duh, this crazy bastard is probably more insane than we are

- and gomez was like 'this one here, my love!'

- then they depart and furuya rei grows up to be the scariest bastard agent the PSB has ever hired

- no wonder hes the 1st choice to send uncover in an organization full of insane murderers

- cuz no ones sure if hes commited murder but theyre sure hes insane

- but he passed all of his psyc evals so they cant do anything

- and then one time they had to interrogate a suspect that just Wont Talk then the chief was like

- 'i hate to say this but... send him in'

- the more experienced agents were like 'NO' while the rookies dont understand a thing

- as expected not even ten seconds after rei comes in the interrogation room the guy fessed up and had to escorted out because hes crying and shitting his pants

- and the chief was horrified and asked rei what he did

- his answer?

- 'oh i just made some chili jam the other day and asked him to be my tester. he made a show of how hes doing me a favor and ate the sample whole. then that happened.'

- and proceeds to whip out a biohazard bag with so many red caution signs on it everybody questioned how the hell it was even allowed in

- 'they wouldn't let me enter the building without this yellow bag though. wonder why.'

- chief took a sample and sent it to labs

- came back as chili jam

- thy chili its made of?

- freshly grown carolina reapers ffrom morticias garden.

Bonus:

[jessiarts]

This is an addition to my previous post where I shared some pumpkin-carving stencils I designed because: Halloween. Like I said in the last post, there's a bunch so this one will be limited to just the master-level stencils. [Other stencils: Easy/Intermediate | Insane] Some of these are based off artwork I've done in the past.

I plan on carving the Ghost Wolf Skull this year because I think the design came out pretty neat. I'll have to remember to post my carving.

I don't have a lot of photos of my own carvings because I've designed more stencils than I've carved, but I did manage to find these not-so-great photos of when I carved the Zombie Candy Corn stencil lol So here you go, as a treat:

I do have some photos of when I carved the pug stencil too, somewhere. I just need to find them.

I do also sell the stencils on my Etsy, (and for cheaper on on my Ko-Fi too) if anyone feels like they want to give one of these a try.

[toby-du-coeur]

pt 4 virtual group roasting of the scorch trials.... this one is just fire puns

parts 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

no time 2 talk bitch get in the shark pile

also thomas makes a little squeaky noise here that might be the cutest thing i have ever heard

the second time thomas starts a scene on hands & knees making heaving noises at the ground

and it was.... electric

we all knew minho was smokin hot

and we all know that if wes ball wasn't a shuckin c o w a r d someone would've given him mouth to mouth right here

this is the face of a woman who is about to meet her gf

anger? angel? yes you are brenda [angst? it should say angst fr]

is that a lil heart on the smaller letters beneath it?

brenda is a bookworm? or are those jorge's books?

w h a t is he poking at them with does he have like. a sceptre? istg everyone in this series has such a. fla[i]r(e). for the dramatic

the maze cutter? we do not speak that name

STUFFED PUG 🥺🥺 he definitely belongs to jorge. yall his name is bark

i also love that fairy lights/christmas lights are everyone's first choice to light up the apocalypse {here and in the mall}

'sang' blood in french

and maybe a ~* rose/nose?

also this is mole interest scene #2

in which brenda & thomas take a break from their snark competition to decide that they are in fact teresa, and want to study the Flare* instead of finding an escape

*which.. apparently is legiterately just the zombie fungus from the last of us

a thousand facepalms for this scene 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

mOLE???

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars: Silver Blades

Remember the subplot from Solar Opposites? The one with the Silver Cops? The one where it was just like SilverHawks but it’s corrupted force?

Well this time, the Silver Cops have made new apprentices! The Silver Blades! After hearing about the Mighty Solars on Earth-4 on the news, the corrupted Silver Cops grow so jealous, so enraged that they made five Silver Cops super villains with upgraded Silver Cop Uniforms to take down the Mighty Solars once they felt Qourra’s blood bending powers with their mind manipulation from their suits. These villainous dangerous version of the Silver Cops are very dangerous and very deadly!

Here are the five members of the Silver Blades:

Maverick: The determined stubborn leader of the Silver Blades. A forest green four-eye snake-theme alien Silver Cop rookie who has the powers to master air-element abilities at once. Even flight. He is a determinator which makes him sometimes impossible to defeat. But not when he is fighting with Korvo/Qausarblast because Maverick’s weakness is not seeing people when they’re invisible. His suit color is silver-green and his crest symbol on his suit is air. His sexuality is Aromantic. His personality is based off of Zaheer from Avatar: The Legend of Korra and Red Hood from Batman: Under The Red Hood. His voice actor will be Henry Rollins.

Loo-Loo: The insane lancer of the Silver Blades. She is a golden-yellow midget pug-theme alien Silver Cop rookie that has the power of dangerous lightning that revolves around her body. The amount of speed the lightning has in her rivals Monica/Lightspeed’s speed. Her suit color is silver-yellow and her crest symbol is quintessence. Her sexuality is heterosexual. Her personality is based off of by Nifty from Hazbin Hotel and Kitten from Teen Titans ‘03. Sorry, I couldn’t yellow because the color is in not in the color changing setting. Her voice actor will be Kimberly Siu.

Bullet: The muscle of the Silver Blades. He has the powers of dangerous strength that causes the ground to split up into rocks and mud. Bullet makes it the perfect rivalry to Mighton’s strength powers, which led to a brutal heated fight between the two foes in Issue #41. His suit color is silver-purple and his suit crest symbol is earth. His sexuality is bisexual. His personality is based off of Abomination from The Incredible Hulk and Ghazan from Avatar: Legend of Korra. His voice actor will be Roger Craig Smith.

Zelda: The second-in-command of the Silver Blades. She is a Medusa-themed alien powers are molten lava powers, which is proven to be dangerous after she burn Cherie’s arm. She is served as a rival to Phoebe/Starburst since she doesn’t want anyone to hurt Cherie and her powers even rivals Starburst’s powers. Her suit color is silver-red and her suit crest symbol is fire. Her sexuality is lesbian. Her personality is based off of Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender and Bonnie from Kim Possible. Her voice actor will be Mae Whitman.

Aqua: The brains of the Silver Blades. They are an ocean no pupil-eyed mermaid-theme alien Silver Cop rookie proven to have a very strong IQ, which rivals Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T’s IQ, and their powers are controlling water with their mind. They are the youngest of the Silver Blades, because they are like in their early twenties. Their suit color is silver-blue and their crest-symbol is water. Their sexuality is non-binary. Their personality is based off of Ming-Hua from Avatar: Legend of Korra and Sage from Sonic Frontiers. Their voice actor will be Terry Hu (in case some of you don’t know them, they are known for the role as A-spen from Zombies 3).

These Silver Blades may be powerful, but not as powerful as the Mighty Solars. These super hero aliens never give up, especially when fighting much more powerful villains like these Silver Blades.

This what the Silver Blades’ suits are gonna look like, and trust me, they are much worse and villainous and horrifying than the Silver Cops’ suits:

Silver Cops belongs to Solar Opposites created by Mike McMahan

Phoebe MacCarthy and Monica Miller belongs to @themagicwolf6677

[beevean]

Wait i've just had a funny idea

Since you gave new names to netflixvania Hector n Isaac out of being completely different characters from the og, what name would you give to nfcv as a whole? We all know it's somewhat generic vampire show w some castlevania designs and references so

My contributions are: "Generic Vampire Show", "Fuck! Vampires!", "Those damm catholics did it again" and "The Isaac show ft. Everyone else". And for something more serious uhhh, "Blight of the land" or "The Fangs of the Ruler"

Man I wish I could call N!Hector "Caesar" and N!Isaac "Abraham" on main without having to put disclaimers 😔

(I can't take credit for Caesar. @woodchipp named him that way. Apparently he found that the name means "head full of thick hair" lmaooooo. And no we didn't know about Cezar the zombie pug but it made it even funnier 😂)

also fun fact, we also called Dracula "Vladmir", Trevor "Ralphie", and IIRC Richter "Victor", in honor of his trailer :P

The best name for the show is, of course, Tiddies. Or "r/im14andthisisdeep". But uhhh on a more serious note, maybe The Fangs of the Ruler would work. Rulers, perhaps? Since the villain is not Dracula, but vampires as a whole, who want to conquer the world and subjugate humankind. Vampires are treated much better than humans, to the point where I would say they're the villain protagonists, but if I had to find a theme for NFCV, yeah it revolves around them.

[wylldebee]

Hades AU with Castlevania characters with Alucard as Zagreus, Dracula as Hades, and Lisa as Persephone with some twists. Cezar is Cerberus; a giant three headed zombie pug whom Hector gave as a gift to Dracula and baby Alucard. Miranda—the old woman Isaac meets in the animated series—helped her students Hector and Isaac bring a baby Alucard back to life after he died during his birth. Carmilla, Morana, and Lenore are the Furies. Striga is the champion of the arena, and she and Morana are/were lovers. They were sperated by Dracula when he was in his angry phase, and have since been forbidden from meeting each other. Edouard is the court singer who lost his will and love to sing when not only was his male lover forbbiden from seeing him, but also lost his best friend Annette when she was banished deeper in the Underworld after she tried to speak out against Dracula's treatment of his court. Godbrand is Skelly. Trevor and Sypha were Alucard's childhood friends. They grew-up with the Prince of the Underworld, never far from each other. When they tried to speak up to Dracula about his treatment of Alucard—only for Dracula to banish them from the court, making them the guardians (dungeon bosses) of Ashpodel and Elysium respectively. Alucard was too scared of his father back than to speak-up for them. it is his biggest regret and greatest shame. Maybe Richter and/or Julia could be the mini-boss of Trevor's level, while Maria and/or Tera could be Sypha's. Not sure about other characters. Any and all suggestions are welcome.

[d-r-a-m-a-q-u-e-e-n]

Welcome to my blog!

All about me!

Names:

 Drama 

 Queen

Queenie 

fav shows:

Gravity Falls

Brooklyn 99

Glitter Force

 South Park

 Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Hello Kitty

Lalaloopsy (is that how it's spelled?)

Fav:

*Food*

Buttered noodles (specifically the ones from Noodles and Company)

*Colors*

Azalea

Jungle Mist

Zombie

Chantelle

Tony’s Pink

*Aesthetic*

Kid core

Rainbow core

Decora

*Animals*

Possums

Axolotls

Pugs

*Youtubers I support/Like*

ItsFunneh

Drama Kween

Stanzi

Clawed Beauty

Cybr grl

Emily Fitzgerald

Scott Frenzel

REACT

Doctor Mike

Vivzepop

Loves Art23

Laurenzside

SteveTerry Berry

MayLovesCosplay

AzzyLand

LaurenZside

Gloom

*Movies & Shows*

Halloween Town

We can be Heroes

Jessie

Gabby Duran & the Unsittables

Bunk’d (only liked the first seasons)