#maze runner memes

[toby-du-coeur]

...and all we got was this lousy tshirt

inspiration:

[mr-e-nigma]

Thomas: We can’t stay here forever.

Gally: Why not? It’s nice in here!

Thomas: Gally, it’s burning in here.

Gally: …It was nice in here!

[asmosmainhoe]

So I just finished the first Maze Runner book and this is how I feel abt the second half

[faithfulomens]

[galaxydefenders03]

I wanna hear his maze runner opinions...

[izzyshitposts]

Frypan: Now this Turkmenistani dish, is traditionally made from an animal that's been so overfed, it can no longer stand!

Thomas: *whistling* that's a dream

Frypan: Everything is authentic. I even asked the Box the get me the pressure cooker from Turkmenistan,

Newt: So, you're on the Creators' watchlist now?

Frypan: Oh yeah, more beetle blades have been out my hut yup.

*Newt nods*

Frypan: Now this just needs to cook for another 11 hours 32 minutes and 60-

*Hut windows blast into shards because of the cooker bursting*

Minho: WHAT THE HELL FRYPAN? YOU ALMOST KILLED ME. IM NOT GOING OUT IN A STEW MAKING ACCIDENT. MINHO'S GONNA DIE SAVING THE PRESIDENT OR MINHO'S NEVER GONNA DIE!

[just--a--random--human--being]

Newt is grey and Minho is blue because we all know he would say that

[glitchy576]

       Incorect Quotes

Gally: Uh I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that says 'I am very proud of you. Love, Thomas'*

Y/n: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that says 'Be good. For the love of God, please be good.'*

(This was NOT my idea, I found it somewhere else but I don't know who made it)

[trashdorito]

I swear they better not mess this up

[noyzinerd]

Derek teaching unknown werewolf societal/cultural facts to Stiles is cute, and I love that for them, truly, but I want to see the reverse.

We're always hearing about when someone (usually Stiles) asks a naive question about werewolves and Derek going "No, you idiot! It doesn't work like that!" As if it's common knowledge that everyone should know, when in reality there's no possible way Stiles (or any average person, for that matter) could know that.

And I'm sure in Derek's world, stuff like silver not actually being effective against werewolves is a no-brainer or spotting a Kitsune is laughably easy, but not to the common bystander.

So, instead, I'd love to see the random, human customs and social norms Stiles would find himself needing to explain to Derek when they start living together. Stuff that the human family members of his pack never displayed because they had been raised surrounded by werewolves their entire lives.

From all the small things like how, when you get a canker sore or lose a filling, you always gotta stick your tongue in it. ("No, we don't want to do it. It hurts like hell, actually. It's just something we do. Don't ask me why. I honestly couldn't tell you. It's the same with picking scabs or pressing down on bruises.")

Or like how you're not supposed to eat the weird, little black nub at the bottom of the banana. ("I don't care if it's composed of the exact same stuff as the rest of the banana, that's so fucking gross 🤢")

Or like how you have to walk around ladders instead of under them ("Because otherwise you'll get bad luck, Derek!")

Or how, for a short time in history, a man wearing a singular earring on his left ear meant that he was gay for some reason. Or was it the right ear? ("Hey, listen, man, I didn't make these dumb rules!")

Or how you can't pick up a penny off the ground unless the face side is heads up ("Yes, it's another 'good luck, bad luck' thing. We actually have a lot of those, now that I think about it.")

Or how if someone far away sees you coming and holds the door open for you, you very specifically have to do a customary tiny wave or acknowledging nod before doing a small little half trot-half jog that isn't too slow or too fast all the way to the door. ("Because you don't want to take up their time, but also you don't want them to think they've inconvenienced you. Yeah, no, I get that they already have, but you don't want THEM to know that.")

All the way up to things like the weird history of Coke Zero, even though Diet Coke is essentially the same thing. ("Oh, now see, that's actually pretty interesting. And by interesting, I mean dumb and terrible. See, in the 80's, Coke only ever marketed Diet Coke as a 'woman's drink', so when they finally decided to expand their demographic, they had to spend millions of dollars to undo their own conditioning because their women's only Diet Coke campaign had been so successful, it took decades for men to stop associating drinking diet soda with being gay or effeminate.")

Just so Derek can finally know what it feels like to be on the other end of "common sense."

[leon-anna]

Been super into the Maze Runner series recently and thought this duo would fit perfectly into the Barbie meme🤭😆

[toby-du-coeur]

tdc liveblog p7 - my only regret is that i have but one death to cure for my sinister government organisation

masterpost

hard not to empathise with teresa during this part because like.. she's being A Good Doctor and doing what a doctor is supposed to do

wth is that, are we jesus on the cross w the frickin vinegar sponge, what happened to the lil gauze square

see how fast that worked?? and this wasn't even Cure Blood. thomas' blood on the knife should've - in this essay i will -

the way hes just hustling 😂😂 makin my way downtown

her w the v neck and him with his everpresent turtleneck, also the white & black. something about.. her heart being more open while his is covered and shriveled away? also obviously that WCKD uses a very black-and-white view of the world 😉

average fail parents talkin about how they've variously fucked up their kids

they sure predicted that some people just Do Not Wanna Wear Masks 😂

lil newtie like something something furthest i've ever been from home mr frodo also how cozy is gally in his knit hoodie 🥰 with his hands in his pocketses

empires rise, oceans fall, quack medicine abides 😂 also,, alcohol? or overpriced water? both of the above

why the japanese? i find it hard to believe japan isn't just chillin 😂 my friend & japanese translator says it says 'tanaka' somethin, 'trading company' i imagine bc that's the english below

he can use glader slang for the first time in months & months :')

oooohh the electric lights contrasted w the campfires outside the city

hes rubbing his arm 😭😭

yorick its you again 🥹

oh that is a FIGHTING face

[scorchedmazes]

they’re VERY big barbie fans

[pealeii]

Maze Runner: The Death Cure + textposts

[faithfulomens]

Im dead😂how do ppl come up with these lmao

[tmrsunset]

the death cure + random text posts i found on pinterest